why is there hair in my nose?

~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:25) seed

come on, guess...you might win a cookie!

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:57) #1

It's escaping from the top of your head?

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (23:02) #2

interesting theory...

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:45) #3

I'm sure God put our noses on the wrong way. I can't see why the snot should be allowed to run out. If our noses were the other way around, it wouldn't be half as disgusting. Then again, if it rained, we might drown....

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:48) #4

Also, the snot has to go somewhere. Think of the alternative.

~CotC Thu, Dec 31, 1998 (18:51) #5

Because you refuse to express your excess testerone in a more enjoyable way? Although I find growing shitloads of nose hair pretty damned fun...

~PT Thu, Jan 7, 1999 (03:40) #6

I guess it beats watching the paint dry.

~aschuth Sat, Sep 18, 1999 (15:42) #7

Perhaps one could become famous by nose-hair painting huge epic canvas pieces... Mrs. Walton, please investigate!

~MarciaH Sat, Sep 18, 1999 (16:19) #8

"....might win a cookie..." I'd do just about anything for a cookie! So I am guessing it is to keep bugs and stuff from crawling up there while you are sleeping. Evil spirits could steal part of your brain if they were not deterred by the fuzz therein. Hmmmm.....(thinking)

~riette Sun, Sep 19, 1999 (12:53) #9

I'm afraid the fuzz in mine didn't detect anything. I'm sure my REAL brain MUST be twice the size of the one I have now.

~Isabel Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (09:18) #10

Aaarggghh! The brain-suckers from outa space got me!!! Help, help!! UUUUrrrggghhhlllll!!!!

~MarciaH Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (12:51) #11

Another sad case of insuffiency of nose hair. Pathetic, but true. I think a foundation needs to be funded to see what can be done about it before we lose anymore worthy minds to the inner-Space invaders from outa space...*sigh*

~aschuth Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (13:01) #12

Inna? Outa? How abouta nose painting? (Isabel, you ok? Hello? *knock knock*)

~Isabel Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (13:04) #13

gag gag bla bla ooh ooh la la ggl ggl?

~aschuth Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (13:27) #14

OH MY GOODNESS! T H E Y G O T H E R ! Help!

~Isabel Mon, Sep 20, 1999 (13:32) #15

bbll blll lll ll l...................................................

~aschuth Sun, Sep 26, 1999 (05:00) #16

Is it to late? What remedy might help? And where are health guru Autumn and paranormal Wolf when the Spring has a serious emergency?

~riette Mon, Sep 27, 1999 (02:59) #17

In a meeting with the brain-buggering space monsters perhaps?

~aschuth Mon, Sep 27, 1999 (17:02) #18

Could you call them on the Autumn- and Stacey-phone? (That's like the Bat Phone, just cooler.)

~riette Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (03:55) #19

No, you could telnet them on the Autumn- and Stacey phone ... Autumn's phone will be in better condition though, because she probably hasn't figured out how to operate it yet!! /:-#

~Isabel Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (07:42) #20

I didn't get occupied by those space monsters! Nobody was abducted! Everythings OK! That isn't a probe!

~RochelleW Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (07:53) #21

Obviously, you guys don't understand the significance of nose hair. If you paint with it, you'll have to clean your nose with turpentine (oh JOY!) and any decent bug, big and strong enough to get through the nose hair, would be too big to go through the maze of sinus to reach the tasty brain. Yum! No, the true purpose of prodigous nose hair is to attract mates. How many people do you know that have luxurous mustaches? I bet they have women falling all over them. Well, those really, thick, masculine ustaches aren't growing out of a person's lip - it's MANICURED NOSE HAIR! Women find manicured nose hair to be very erotic. I can't believe you guys haven't figured that one out yet! Get with the program!!

~riette Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (13:13) #22

ha-ha!!! You can say that again!! My better half has hair all over the place, and it ain't getting better as he grows older either. Whereas other men lose their hair, he just gets hairier and harier. EEK! GREAT TO HAVE YA HERE!!!

~MarciaH Wed, Sep 29, 1999 (19:00) #23

mine too...scary, isn't it! But, furry guys, the RIGHT furry guys can be irresistible.

~terry Wed, Sep 29, 1999 (22:42) #24

Gilda Radner was being attacked by Bill Murray on the couch at the Lubner's residence and all she could say - after fits of laughter at his advances was "I see the hair in your nose." Pretty steamy.

~riette Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (02:17) #25

ha-ha! I find rugged men sexy. That thing where you open the shirt, and nothing ... ugh, not for me.

~MarciaH Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (13:14) #26

I agree - I could open my own shirt and get nothing if that was what I wanted...Bleah!