LOL, something else to ponder, which I totally agree with: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for High School. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.

Amen, Honey! Please let it be so!

Just imagine how things would be different if the above was the scenario: the elderly would get to razz the youth, and, you could honestly "finish" life knowing that your working days were well over. Religious organizations would argue over what exactly happens for that last nine months in the womb, and ponder if we were really worthy of that last orgasm! LOL, the makings of a real sci-fi novel, I'd say!

What a concept. If we all get it in the end, are some of the less-worthy treated to faked orgasms? The worthy get the real thing and sublime into the eternal void? Gotta think about this a little deeper (sun not up yet and not enough caffeine in me yet!) when I fully wake. LOL...love it!

That's something to visualize alright!

Imagine playing with another toddler and talking about what your boss used to do to you....or, telling another 6-yr-old,"Don't do that - my husband used to act like that!" LOL...!

They always talked about the wisdom of the innocents and how they saw the world as it truly was. No inhibitions, either? Whoopie! I'm gonna be first in line to sign up for that program. Of course, if your boss de-aged like the rest of us he just might turn into the little boy who used to show off the goodies in the bushes. They had to come from somewhere!

Heeeeey...true... He/she could end up being the bully that beats you up in kindergarten, too... only, this time, it's for all of the things that you ever did wrong at work, NOT just because you looked like a sucker that could be mowed down...! Interesting, indeed!

OK, guys - Happy Valentine's Day! Facts of Marriage The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" - - - - - - - - - - - In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. - - - - - - - - - - - My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog. - - - - - - - - - - - Why do men die before their wives? They want to. - - - - - - - - - - - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. - - - - - - - - - - - A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "Man, I wish I had your willpower." - - - - - - - - - - - Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mother-in-laws. - - - - - - - - - - - Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." - - - - - - - - - - - A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - - - - - - - - - - - The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - - - - - - - - - - - First guy (proudly):"My wife is an angel!" Second guy:"You're lucky, mine's still alive." - - - - - - - - - - - How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. - - - - - - - - - - - Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. - - - - - - - - - - - If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. - - - - - - - - - - - Then there was a man who said, " I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." - - - - - - - - - - - A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." - - - - - - - - - - - The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her." - - - - - - - - - - - Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bumper sticker - "My wife says I never listen to her...or something like that

LOL, Annette! Gonna snitch this and send it to someone I know who needs to read it...*grin*

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Bama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas. THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN (HONEST AND NO KIDDING): A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. However when using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Austin has a 5 minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.......

It is true! Insanity is hereditary. We get it from our children! LOL, Annette!

(*snickering) It's too hard to try and define "normal", anyway, eh? :)

(Yup! And...who decides what is "normal"???!)

Definitely not I......! ;)

In fact, who wants to be "normal"? Sounds terribly boring...*grin*

Thought for the day; If you always take time to stop and smell the roses...sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. :)

*lol* Guess I am overdue for an unpleasant encounter of the painful kind. There is just no resisting inhaling deeply when a rose it accessable to me.

Smells good here, I'm buring Primo Incense. Extra Special Chompa. I pick it up in Wimberly today at this nice lady's little shop. I've got primoincense.com and I'm getting a distributorship because this is the best smelling incense.

What sort of fragrance? (the wailers are on now...I liked Terry better!) Woodsy? floral? Resiny? Sweet? Musky? Fresh?

Musky, like body odor a bit.

Very sensual, in that case...yes???

Pretty much. That Wailer's tape is running, you're seeing it direct digital for the only time, from now on it will be on VHS tape so this is a premium run. You can catch frames by right clicking your mouse. How about posting one?

Terry, I tried and tried to capture you. The right mouse button does not work on Realplayer - not my Realplayer, anyway. So, I made the prealplayer image twice original size then used Lview Pro to capture the whole desktop after finding just the Terry image I wanted and pausing on it. Worked fine and I saved it to file. When I try to check it I get the entire desptop but where you were is an entirely pink blank screen. Any suggestions?

Hey, Annette, how's your music doing? What do you like, BTW? Jump to http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/browse/music/all and let us know... Eh?

Hey ya, Alexander! I'll be over...let me get my sneakers on...;)

You think a gallon of gasoline is expensive? Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 equals $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16oz for $1.19 equals $ 9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20oz for $1.59 equals $ 10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16oz for $1.25 equals $ 10.00 per gallon Pint of milk 16oz for $1.59 equals $12.72 per gallon STP Brake Fluid 12oz for $3.15 equals $ 33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6oz for $8.35 equals $ 178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4oz for $3.85 equals $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7oz for $1.39 equals $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5oz for $0.99 equals $ 84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER...... Evian water 9oz for $1.49 equals $ 21.19 per gallon .....$21.19 FOR WATER!!

They Have Finally Released The Ingredients In Viagra. 2% aspirin 2% ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 95% Fix-A-Flat

A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun. "Have you ever been a salesman before?" the boss asked during his interview. "Yes, I was a salesman in Texas," the lad answered. The boss took an immediate liking to him and told him he could start the next day. "I'll come and see how you made out after we close up," the boss said. The day was long and hard for the young man, but finally it was 5 o'clock. The boss closed up the store and found the lad sitting, slumped and exhausted, in a chair. "How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked. "One," said the lad. "One?" said the boss, obviously displeased. "Most of the sales people on my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Exactly $101,334.53," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the boss, flabbergasted. "Well," said the lad, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one, and huge one. I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said he was going down the coast. I said he'd probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that fancy 22foot Chris Craft with twin engines. Then he said his Honda Civic probably wouldn't be able to handle the load, so I took him to the vehicle department and sold him a new GMC 1-ton pickup truck." "You sold all that to guy who came in for a fish hook?" the boss asked in astonishment. "He didn't come in to buy a fish hook," the Texas boy explained. "He came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot. You might as well go fishing.' "

Three LOL ones in a row and an invite fro Alexander...Annette, you are living right this week! btw, love the Viagra ingredients...sent it to the appropriate people.

LOL, here's another: After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was: "Don't". "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First Parent asked. "Uh huh, " Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno" Eve answered. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children.

AMEN! *lol* Annette! Perfect for a Monday morning read.

Aye, thought that would go over well...:)

Think I should post the Garden of Eden over here in screwed 163? I posted it in Geo where just a few will see it...

Sure! Let's spread the smiles! :)

Gotcha! Gonna do it now!

Wonder how Annette's doing back down on the Farm?

I wondered that, as well. I heard from her sometime back - cannot remember, but too long ago. I hope she is well. I'll email her to check on her. I miss her!