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help terry find a new wife

topic 17 · 24 responses
~ratthing Tue, Aug 18, 1998 (21:40) seed
we need to find someone for terry to go to europe with!
~riette Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (01:33) #1
Aged? Haircolour? Eyecolour? Size? Voice type? I'll catch him one, and wrap her in some fancy paper, and take her along with me next year...
~autumn Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (14:43) #2
Maybe we could hook him up on-line at a singles site, like match.com!
~riette Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (15:48) #3
Autumn, you are a woman of many talents. Practicality is not one of them. Why go to all that trouble when we could merely help him catch that Kristen woman he raves about so much!?!
~autumn Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (20:06) #4
You mean his roommate?? A little obvious, don't you think?
~riette Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (01:49) #5
Perhaps, but so practical. Neither of them will have to give up their homes! And what better person to mate with than one's roommate?
~stacey Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (19:04) #6
Where's your sense of adventure? What about the seamy bars, late night rendezvous, early morning "who in the hell"s? We gotta get Paul out and A-bout so he can have a little fun before settling down in bliss eternal with a wifey. The Body Choir sounds (and feels no doubt) great but where's your sense of SCREWYNESS?!?!??!
~riette Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (01:26) #7
With you as a cousin, who NEEDS an extra sense of screwyness?!?!?!
~KitchenManager Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (01:36) #8
Score!
~riette Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (08:21) #9
The game's far from over yet....
~stacey Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:15) #10
perhaps 'an extra sense of screwiness' shall breed tolerance within... YOU!
~ratthing Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (21:42) #11
http://www.jailbabes.com
~riette Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (01:41) #12
ROTFLMATO!!!
~stacey Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:07) #13
great site Ray!
~riette Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:19) #14
Is Ray the host?
~stacey Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:20) #15
he's the jailwarden...
~riette Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (01:22) #16
Well, he can guard my jail any day!
~ratthing Tue, Sep 1, 1998 (21:31) #17
http://www.realdoll.com
~riette Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (01:17) #18
ha-ha!!!! Ray, where on earth do you come up with these places??? They sound like something from the Cycle Slut Magazine, or something.
~ratthing Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (10:18) #19
well, when you spend as much time as i do on-line, you are just bound to run into something interesting!
~terry Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (15:21) #20
Have you you applied for a beta tester position with Realdoll Ray?
~ratthing Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (16:46) #21
hey! that's an idea! i'll wait 'til they come out with the Riette model.
~terry Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (18:41) #22
They're coming out with a boy toy too. No wife yet, y'all keep them suggestions coming. The rubbery surrogate was a hell of an idea Ray, but a bit pricey at $5,000. If I was Howard Stern I could get one for free like he did. What a biz these guys have going. And they say the Japanese model even has secretions.
~riette Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (01:47) #23
Made of?
~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (21:11) #24
Oil probably.
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