It will be so wonderful to watch a desert sunset in Mexico. Can we do that too? We could climb onto the roof of your truck, and write postcards to our friends!

Absolutely, I love watching sunsets, and sunrises, and thunderstorms, there is this wonderful display going on all around us all the time!!

I love thunderstorms too - we don't really have alot of those over here. But in Africa they are quite spectacular, especially when they happen a few days in a row, and the rivers come rushing down from the mountains. I hope I'll see a thunderstorm in Mexico too.

Oh yes, Riette, and we'll have to find a dry wash, so that, right after the storm, you can also see a flash flood.

That's exactly what I mean - it's when the river comes down, isn't it? We only have sand rivers in Namibia, so when that happens it's a big thing. I just love it, especially that wet, fresh, dusty smell that hangs in the air when that happens. You know what we always do? We get inflatables, and let ourselves be taken once the worst flooding is over. Is there any way we could do that in Mexico? Perhaps we could find a big one to sit on together so we'd be able to help each other if we should fall in. Or at least you'd be able to help me - how my short ar$e will save yours I honestly cannot imagine!

We will have to see, Riette. You don't need tw worry about saving me, I did a lot of whitewater canoeing as a youngster. I'm no stranger to bodysurfing the rapids.

Okay, I'll just sit on your back then! Unless you think that would make you blush...

No problem, Riette. Or I could roll over on my back, and have you sit on my chest. Which could prove MUCH more interesting.

Yeah, like a near death experience! But I'll make sure it's an enjoyable one! Show you the light, so to speak.

YEAH RIETTE!! BUT what a way to go!!

Yes; BUTT all the way!

Riette, I think that we could just about justify this under anal sex. In fact, It probably ought to be linked.

Link Female Ejaculation to Anal Sex? You're going to need real good aim for that.

Riette, you got me again!! After I posted this I looked at what I had and said OOPS!!!

Ha-Ha!!! Home STRIKES!

OK, Riette, explain strikes.

$hit, I told you I'm no sports person - I don't know these cryptic terms! How about.... Home OWED a strike. Hell, I don't know! Help me, will you???

Riette, are you talking about a game that is not played in the US?

NO! Just forget it, before I make even more of a fool of myself!

Hey, Tim, do you have interesting sports matches in Austin? I mean, could we go to a game? Baseball or basketball or even that football thing. Or anything. I may be hopeless at it myself, but I love wathcing sports games - I find them so much fun, and exciting.

Emphatically yes, Riette! there are all kinds of sports around here, and in austin proper.

You going to take me to a game? And I'll bring us each one of those wooden rattling sticks to sway in the air whenever it gets good. Will we be eating hotdogs, and drinking Coke at such a game?

Riette! that sounds great! it will be a lot of fun.

And yes we will be eating hot dogs and drinking coke.

GREAT! And cheering our ar$es off at both teams!

Yes, Riette. Or cheering the referees, I think that they could use a cheering section sometimes.

Are they like bureaucrats too?

No Riette, they spend the whole game telling who is wrong.

and who just squirted.

Was it an inside job?

until it leaked out to the press...

Leaked or spurted?

Only the leaker knows.. But, if it was any good at all, it spurted!