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screwed welcomes isis

topic 39 · 13 responses
~ratthing Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (21:43) seed
lets have a nice screwed up welcome for isis!
~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (23:25) #1
can I take off my clothes?
~riette Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (01:52) #2
Sure - some people wait all their lives to see a backside like yours!
~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (09:03) #3
Glad you're here, Isis
~riette Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (11:25) #4
But she's not!
~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (17:21) #5
just because YOU can't see her, doesn't mean she's not here...
~terry Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (22:52) #6
She collapsed before she made it to this topic. She's undergoing new user overload. Do you remember diving through years of content the first time you logged in?
~autumn Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (23:29) #7
We should start a support group for new users.
~stacey Sun, Sep 6, 1998 (03:40) #8
let her know it's just all sex and food and stuff... she probably wouldn't want to read it all anyway. Just tell her to jump on in with the responses. No wait, I'll tell her... Isis, oh Isis, just jump on in with the responses! (we wouldn't want to warn her and miss the surprised look on her face when she realizes what she has delved into, now would we?) (Ready the Spring Cam!)
~KitchenManager Mon, Sep 7, 1998 (22:34) #9
(um, we haven't run her off already have we, Terry?)
~riette Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (03:59) #10
Does the fact that we stay make us thick skinned? I sometimes wonder.
~terry Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:25) #11
No, she's trying to keep up with 350 folks on ICQ. I got 5 icq messages from her today. Now multiply that times 350. Isis Love Child is very icqued.
~KitchenManager Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (09:14) #12
yeah, be that as it may be, tell her she needs to get screwed often, as well...
~riette Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (01:54) #13
Knowledge put into practice, so to speak.
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