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whose pubic hair would you like to find in your food?

topic 55 · 84 responses
~wer Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (12:51) seed
yummy, yummy...
~riette Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (16:11) #1
Not a soul in the world's!!!
~ratthing Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (17:26) #2
given that wer is a chef, this topic begs many questions.
~wer Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (22:49) #3
then ask, and you might receive...
~riette Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (03:06) #4
Name few pubic hair recipes.
~wer Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:12) #5
actually made one once, goofing off and all...
~riette Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (09:44) #6
????? How? What did ya call it?
~wolf Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (19:03) #7
this is gross!
~riette Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (00:59) #8
It is, but it's also a potential form of money making - ask Monica Lewinsky!
~wolf Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (08:03) #9
egad!
~riette Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (14:29) #10
Say who???
~wolf Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (15:23) #11
yuck!
~riette Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (01:31) #12
More than disgusting is what this topic is.
~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (09:22) #13
it does, however, have a certain magnetism, no?
~riette Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (13:05) #14
Oh, there you are! Yes, one gets entangled, in a manner of speaking.
~stacey Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (03:14) #15
I have truly fallen... fallen... fallen... fallen...
~riette Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (07:37) #16
That's okay - we all get these special needs from time to time, and, hey, you just could not help yourself. We understand. And anyway, it expresses girl power - I-can-do-it-on-my-own power....
~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (11:53) #17
speaking of, have you been to the inner conference yet, Stace?
~riette Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (13:34) #18
IN A MOST LITERAL SENSE, SHE HAS!
~stacey Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (17:47) #19
peeked in this afternoon...
~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (20:42) #20
how about in a moist liturgical sense?
~CotC Mon, Oct 26, 1998 (12:31) #21
I note, however, that none of you have yet answered the question. For me, it would have to be Mr. Tom Petty.
~riette Sun, Nov 1, 1998 (00:49) #22
You would want to find Mr. Tom Petty's pubic hair in your salad?? Whether that wish be fulfilled, hypothetically speaking, one would have to ask this question: how old is Mr. Tom Petty? Because accordingly it will be juicy, dry bouquet like or non-existent.
~CotC Mon, Nov 2, 1998 (10:55) #23
Oh. Sorry. I thought the question was, "Whose food would I like to find in my pubic hair?" My apologies.
~riette Tue, Nov 3, 1998 (01:14) #24
OBHFOL!! (�overcome by hysterical fits of laughter�) Now we know all about that perverse little eating habit of yours! I guess you always use a spaghetti fork at mealtime?
~KitchenManager Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (00:25) #25
Thomas? and utensils? *gasp*
~riette Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (03:42) #26
You mean he can reach that far down??? All jokes aside; back when my husband did his doctorate at Oxford, there was apparently a guy from Manchester - poor as hell and all. So he became what one might call a 'performance artist', in order to eat. His special talent was give himself a blow-job. He'd put up notices all over the place, and students would bet against him, because nobody could believe he could reach that far down. Very popular with the female students that was. My husband says that he realized just how much money the guy had ade over the months when he started buying all his sweaters at Mill Shops! Most of the better off people couldn't even dream about buying clothes there. Would've loved to have seen that!
~CotC Thu, Nov 5, 1998 (11:58) #27
Yep.
~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (03:20) #28
You would've loved to have seen it? Okay, you've got me worried....
~tami Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (03:24) #29
I dont get this conversation right now.
~terry Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (08:20) #30
Maybe later?
~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:13) #31
No, my dear Riette, I can reach that far down, and then some... (see other topic re my Inner Sphinctum).
~autumn Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (16:32) #32
Tami, none of us get this conversation.
~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (01:24) #33
But that doesn't keep us from participating, right?
~autumn Mon, Nov 9, 1998 (22:41) #34
Oh, absolutely not!
~riette Tue, Nov 10, 1998 (02:40) #35
I sometimes ask myself why there are so few of us here. Then I read through our responses, and think: THAT'S WHY!
~autumn Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (22:01) #36
Yes, we're a very esoteric bunch!
~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (23:08) #37
I think that It's just that there are more and more sites every day.
~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (23:11) #38
and only so many eyes... (see bottom of page)
~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (23:17) #39
Very true. also there is only so much time.
~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:34) #40
Tell me about it. Here I sit, two hours later, still in nighties, expecting my partner in 30 minutes, and a four page translation waiting for Friday's deadline - yet unable to tear myself away. How pathetic!
~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (06:17) #41
I just got up to use the restroom. That was two hours ago.
~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (02:00) #42
You're just as pathetic! ha-ha! We are not alone....
~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (03:43) #43
No we're not. Just after you left, someone else came in and I stayed until 9am.
~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:23) #44
I saw!!! I think if I had your kind of freedom of movement, I'd probably be glued to the screen 24 hours a day.
~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:20) #45
Sometimes I am. I work irregular hours, and sometimes I get stuck in the office for my whole shift, and I access the internet from there.
~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:37) #46
It's a good thing you came here then, isn't it? It would be so boring otherwise. The best thing one has to sit still, is to sit still with another person.
~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (03:12) #47
I agree wholeheartedly, I tremendously enjoy the company. It would be very boring, otherwise.
~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:18) #48
Quite. Especially as you're such a chatterbox! Not many men are like that, but I feel myself relating well to it! Wonder why?
~wolf Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (11:07) #49
ok, i came back here after a long absence and want to talk about the tom petty thing. and my question is why tom petty?
~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (12:37) #50
Riette, I enjoy talking in general. I guess I just like to talk. I like to talk to you, in particular, because you have such a nice personality, and because you have such a fresh perspective. Wolf, I have no idea who Tom Petty is. The only Pettys I know of are Richard and Kyle.
~wolf Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (17:51) #51
he's a rocker.....
~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:11) #52
I suppose that means he has pubic hair too? I like talking to you too, Tim; you seem to have done alot of stuff, from which you've learned alot.
~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:11) #53
I would not know about the pubic hair. some of these rock stars do unusual things to their bodies
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:25) #54
Special pubic hairstyles, and all that. Wonder if they use a special kind of gel to keep it in place.
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:56) #55
I think that they just style it with clippers. There is only so much you can do with K-Y Jelly. That reminds me of a funny story. I used to manage a restaraunt. one day we ran out of lube for the shake machine, the lube you use has to be edible and FDA certified food grade. All K-Y Jelly is. So I walked out into the restaraunt abnd asked if anybody had an unopened tube of the stuff handy. K-Y is also used as a sexual lubricant. You should have seen the look on those peoples faces!
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:15) #56
ha-ha!!! I know what I would think if you came charging in here, asking me for K-Y....I'd think: DAMN!
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:53) #57
It was in a small town too, so people were commenting on it for days.
~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:59) #58
How very embarrassing! But not for you, I suspect....
~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:32) #59
I only had a couple of people approach me directly, and what I said, bothered them so much, that I was pretty much left out of the loop. What I said was something to the effect of: "With as much illicit sex as this town has happening Somebody has to be coming up dry sometime." Riette, you should have seen the look on the face of the first lady I said that to.
~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:26) #60
That is BRILLIANT! A stroke of genius!! ha-ha-ha!!! And you say you don't come up with masterpieces!
~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:24) #61
Riette, the problem was that the large amount of illicit sex was supposed to be a secret, and I, as an outsider, should not have known about it.
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:49) #62
OOH! And how did you find out? Or was it THAT obvious?
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:43) #63
Riette, I just talked to the right people. No, it was not obvious, but, because I knew, some people thought it was a little too obvious.
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (07:09) #64
ha-ha! People can be so silly! I bet they were one inbred bunch!
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:23) #65
Riette, In small Texas counties, That is a given.
~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:47) #66
I think it must be foul to sleep with one's cousin.
~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:56) #67
I agree, Riette. But some of these people did not go that far outside the family.
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:23) #68
YUK!!! BLEUGH! SPIT! RENCH! A brother???
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:27) #69
And sister, Riette. Father daughter, Mother Son, Etc.
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:30) #70
That is the worst nightmare I could ever imagine!! IMAGINE, TIM!!!!! The poor kids would look like the missing link between man and ape!
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:34) #71
That is about right. Riette, Just wander around backwoods Arkansas, you'll see.
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:25) #72
I'm not sure I want to! It's too sick to bear!
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:31) #73
I've got to agree withyou there, Riette!
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:58) #74
And, getting back to the subject - what will their pubic hair look like?!!!!
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:59) #75
Perhaps their hair and nails change places, Tim! Have you ever thought about that??
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:01) #76
Riette, you are just full of interesting possibilities!
~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:19) #77
Maybe!
~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:28) #78
Riette, there is no maybe about it,
~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:56) #79
May it be! May what be??
~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:03) #80
Riette, We were talking about the interesting possibilities you can come up with.
~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:30) #81
Interesting possiblities for doing what, Tim?
~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:36) #82
Riette, you seem to be able to come up with interesting possibilities for everything.
~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (01:00) #83
Interesting possibilities can get boring coming from the same person twice. That makes it your turn, baby!
~TIM Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (01:11) #84
OK Riette, How about hare lips, albino coloring, missing limbs, internal organs reversed, etc
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