maybe they do, and the unknowing just have them removed

they make nursing too difficult

Yes, 'cos you'd have to peel them first, wouldn't you?

ok, who comes up with these things anyway?

Some very sick minds!

Aren't we being just a little pretentious here? I doubt if even *WE* can come up with _all_ the reasons. Although at my house it was probably because we planted tangelos...

What? You have a titty-plantation? Lucky man!

I think that you are the first person ever to accuse Sharon of being a titty-plantation, Ree...

No, I'm not accusing her of that any more than I would accuse myself! But he mentioned those things started with 't' - what else could he possibly be talking about?

The creative minds on the Spring come down here to let the real stuff out of their minds, I guess, so they can pretend to be on topic elsewhere, whereas I am down here to ask what happens to the seeds and skins once the oranges have been squeezed - and we *know* they will be considering the sorts of activities they get into...and the out-of-body assistance available.

probably saved to add to the stock on a rainy day...

(Trying to picture this...) That is as good a reason as anything I can come up with...Perhaps they are a near cousin of the Navel Orange, in which case they would be seedless...

...but they are too difficult to grow on breasts...we'd have twigs up our noses and in the winter we'd have leaves around our feet. No, the whole deal is too embarrassing to contemplate (but, that does not mean I won't!)

contemplate, or start an orchard?

contemplate...I already have enough fruit growing hereabouts...