~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (11:38)
seed
Well, where should one never go, and
where should one stay as long as one likes?
44 new of
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (13:15)
#1
Now that I think about it, what's the preferred itinerary?
Where should one start, how long should they stay at each
destination, and where should the journey end?
~stacey
Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (00:17)
#2
and I could write a book!
~KitchenManager
Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (14:44)
#3
Well? Do I get too proofread said tome o' knowledge?
~KitchenManager
Mon, May 4, 1998 (04:25)
#4
Or at least post excerpts of it up on
http://www.adultstory.com ?
~terry
Mon, May 4, 1998 (11:31)
#5
A rapidly evolving site!
~mikeg
Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (22:23)
#6
come on, come on - where should men not put their willies?! Where should women not ask as a destination?
~riette
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (00:36)
#7
Men should defenitely not put their willies in thermosflasks. There was a hilarious case when I was 18 or so, of a guy who was brought to hospital with a thermosflask stuck on his willy. Turns out he was trying to masturbate into the thing, created a vacuum, and got sucked in.
~mikeg
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (09:06)
#8
That's very funny :-) The things we men do...*grin*
~riette
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (09:57)
#9
I know! At least with us things don't get stuck in akward places. Or so I hope!
~terry
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (09:58)
#10
Never even considered it.
~riette
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:00)
#11
That's good. It's no use being kinky if it's going to cost you the use of that wonderful piece of equipment, is it?
~terry
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:07)
#12
Yep, no brainer.
~riette
Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:12)
#13
Good. So at least we all agree upon one thing!
~TIM
Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (04:33)
#14
I guess, in this context, " free willie ", takes on an entirely different meaning.
~riette
Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (13:45)
#15
ha-ha!! That's how I prefer them too...
~autumn
Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (22:12)
#16
Good one Tim!
~TIM
Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (15:40)
#17
Thank you Autumn. It took me a while to figure out what a willie was. I just wasn't familiar with the term. This was just my way of pointing out that, until just recently, the only willie that I knew of, was a whale.
~riette
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:28)
#18
OH! And what do Americans call Willies?
~riette
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:28)
#19
(You can whisper, if you like....)
~TIM
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (04:51)
#20
Right now, Americans call Willie, President of the United States.
~TIM
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (04:55)
#21
Other names for the same thing: wang, dick, turtle, cock, penis. There are others, but that's all I can think of right now.
~riette
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (10:50)
#22
Turtle! ha-ha!!! That's hilarious!!! Like, ejaculation could then also be called, 'spitting turtle syndrome'.
~TIM
Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (12:21)
#23
I suppose it could, but think of the ramifications of, "snapping turtle". It gives new meaning to the term, "quickie".
~riette
Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (00:54)
#24
�shaking with giggles�
Turtle Power!
~TIM
Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (01:20)
#25
A turtle stays hard all the time.
~riette
Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (16:34)
#26
A turtle sometimes mutates....
~TIM
Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (17:13)
#27
OOOH a mutated turtle. KINKY!
~riette
Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (01:03)
#28
Yeah! A condom would fit a mutant turtle like a glove, if you catch my drift...
~TIM
Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (01:13)
#29
Oh you mean the soft shelled variety. I'm familiar with soft shelled crab, never encountered the other.
~riette
Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (01:17)
#30
ha-ha!
If you were granted a single question to Monica Lewinsky, what would your question be?
~TIM
Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (01:29)
#31
OOOH BOY!!! You did miss your profession. With a question like that, you should be a talk show host.
MY question would be: "Why did you confide in a woman you hardly knew?"
~riette
Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (00:55)
#32
Good question! I think I'd want to know how big Clinton's ding-dong is.
~TIM
Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (00:58)
#33
According to the press, there is any number of women you could ask that question
~riette
Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:34)
#34
Yes. But have you noticed how UGLY the bitches are he did it with??? Really, how horney can a person get??? Paula Jones is any teeny's braces nightmare, and Monica Lewinsky's middle name should be Bus. If he had to cheat on his wife, couldn't he at least have done it with women PRETTIER than me?? If my husband ever cheated on me, I would take even greater offense if the bitches were even uglier than me. What a stab in the back that must be!
~riette
Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:35)
#35
Yes. But have you noticed how UGLY the bitches are he did it with??? Really, how horney can a person get??? Paula Jones is any teeny's braces nightmare, and Monica Lewinsky's middle name should be Bus. If he had to cheat on his wife, couldn't he at least have done it with women PRETTIER than her?? If my husband ever cheated on me, I would take even greater offense if the bitches were even uglier than me. What a stab in the back that must be!
~TIM
Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:35)
#36
Riette, lets get this out of the way first: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!
YOU ARE NOT UGLY!!! I really hate to see you cut yourself down like this.
As far as Clinton goes,(and ithink that we can all agree that he goes too far)
the operative word is, " available", he is just grabbing whatever is around him
that can,t run faster than him.
~terry
Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (22:06)
#37
Really, Hillary's better looking that all of them except maybe Kathleen
Willey and the Little Rock night club singer, what was her name?
~TIM
Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (00:57)
#38
For some reason, these postings are not showing up.
~riette
Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:00)
#39
How do you mean?
~TIM
Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:14)
#40
On my hotlist when the glitch was fixed yesterday, it erased all the postings.
~riette
Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:09)
#41
Oh no! Computers can be so silly sometimes!
~TIM
Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (09:19)
#42
They sure can!!!
~riette
Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (00:48)
#43
Your turn.
~TIM
Tue, Dec 8, 1998 (10:23)
#44
It would seem that anyplace on the body is fair game. However, I would shy away from anal sex. because most women don't like it