Anal sex — Sex

~mikeg Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (22:06) seed

Ouch?! That way? Your experiences of anal sex - male or female! Girls: had your man up your bum? Guys: had your girlfriend's finger/vibrator up your bum? Did you like it? Did you hate it? Tell all.

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (00:59) #1

No, never. What if I farted?

~mikeg Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (09:08) #2

excellent point :)

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (09:58) #3

Thank you. And how about you? You like having things stuck up your exhaust?

~mikeg Tue, Nov 10, 1998 (16:38) #4

It was an interesting experiment between two conseting adults :)

~riette Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (01:46) #5

??? Banana? Potato? Watermelon? Plastic Willy? REAL willy?

~mikeg Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (16:04) #6

two consenting adults of opposite gender :-)

~riette Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (03:43) #7

ha-ha!!! You mean you had a girl's finger up your ar$e!

~autumn Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (22:26) #8

Anal sex? Ewwwwww, don't even go there!!

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:37) #9

Says me too. I mean, I'm all for ar$e kissing, but anal sex would hurt like hell, I'm sure.

~KitchenManager Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (21:35) #10

so what you're saying is, size does matter...

~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (21:52) #11

I think its more a matter of depth perception.

~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (01:17) #12

ha-ha!! I think it's a bit of both! I mean, it's not like any moisturising fluids flow in that region, so yes, I think size would matter HORRIBLY! Plus: how do I know how deep that hole is???

~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (01:29) #13

It is considerably deep, but it narrows out rapidly.

~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (01:34) #14

Oh, you know do you? Would you like to elaborate on any experiennce you might have had with this?

~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (01:43) #15

I spent 6 years as an EMT. Anatomy is a required subject.

~ratthing Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:20) #16

where were you an EMT? i was one for 10 years in san antonio and small towns to the west of san antonio!

~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (10:40) #17

I was a member of the Burnet City squad, did my clinicals in Lampasas on the Lampasas county squad, and while several of their members were on vacation, I filled in on weekends with the Briggs squad. All of my vehicle extraction training was with the Marble Falls squad. My schooling was conducted by the Lampasas and Cassie fire departments.

~riette Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (01:05) #18

Oh, yeah right, you two! I read somewhere that every man goes through a homosexual stage at some point in their lives.... So don't come to me with this EMT fancy talk! EMT just means Eat My Tail!

~ratthing Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (11:56) #19

you know, i've read that for years, and also the supposed fact that every man is supposed to have had at least one homo-encounter in his life, but i can honestly say that i never have. and i will gladly eat your tail!

~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (12:27) #20

EMT= Emergency Medical Technician Riette, there is only one answer to a challenge like that. BARE IT AND LET'S GO!!

~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:42) #21

ha-ha!!! But since I've got only one tail, one of you will have to be content with my titties(less). NO!!!! Just kidding!!! I've always made a point of not showing strange men my tail or my titties(less) - just like Mama taught me.

~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:42) #22

So, you think I'm strange, Huh! Well of all the antisocial attitudes. I mean, really! Oh well, I gues that means I'll just have to get to know you better.

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (23:59) #23

and it seems that I will never get to see them...

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (01:10) #24

Anyway Riette, we are all looking forward to seeing you when you get here.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:10) #25

What do you mean, Wer??? Wasn't it enough that I helped you whip your cream??? Besides, you've been all quiet for so many weeks - working very hard again? I'm looking forward to seeing you all too. It's going to be hellish fun!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:22) #26

Absolutely.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:17) #27

Though I daresay this is hardly the topic to discuss the hellish fun we're going to have in....

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (09:49) #28

True,Riette, true. Considering that neither of us is a fan of the genre.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (00:57) #29

You're not? I thought you were - since you like bottom bits so much.

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:07) #30

Ah I'll clarify that. There is a difference between bottom and backside.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (01:28) #31

Which would be?? Oh, I know! The hole, right??

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (08:03) #32

Among other things, RIette, among other things.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:00) #33

Like what other things? And which one qualifies as bottom? The goodie or the baddie?

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:42) #34

They both are, it's just that one is anterior and one is posterior, and the anterior is the good one.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:14) #35

What a learned man you are! May I book a lecture on posterior and anterior bottoms and backsides - to help me make up my mind?

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (16:16) #36

Absoultely, Riette!! That is the kind of lecture I like to do In Braille.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:14) #37

ha-ha! Like that saying: in the land of one hole, the Braille reader is king! Or something like that anyway....

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:21) #38

Never heard that, Riette! But it does present interesting possibilities.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:27) #39

New things always do, don't they?

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:43) #40

Yes, of course, Riette. And that is what makes life so varied.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:50) #41

Laaaik a Bux a' chuclit - ya nevvu know whut ya' gunna geit!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:58) #42

Yes Riette, That is true, but i've a pretty good idea.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (14:54) #43

Ha-ha! YEAH??? You've met my secret admirer?? Do you know him? What does he look like?

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:00) #44

Riette, I did not say that I've met him, however I know what he looks like.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:23) #45

Then you DO know him! Is he my type, do you think?

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:30) #46

I Would say so, Riette, yes.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:30) #47

Good - 'cos I don't want some nerd fiddling with my chastity belt!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:30) #48

We'll take care of that , Riette.

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:13) #49

With a can opener?

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:19) #50

A K bar T, opens anything, Riette.

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (13:12) #51

You sound prepared!

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (20:39) #52

You know me, Riette, semper paratis!

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (00:59) #53

ha-ha! English translation: Ever Erect!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:13) #54

Riette, the coast guard is going to love that one!!!!

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (11:20) #55

I'm sure they LIVE that one with all the boobs in bikinis they see every day!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (11:59) #56

Riette, in this country most of the coast guard operates further out to sea than most of the boobs in bikinis go.

~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:24) #57

Okay, sharks in bikinis then....

~TIM Tue, Dec 8, 1998 (10:55) #58

while sharks in bikini's is an interesting picture, I would hate to be the one that put the bikini on the shark. Unless you are talking about a two legged shark.