My HorrorScope for Today

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 1, 1998 (01:41) seed

Good? Bad? Indifferent? (And, did it come true or was it just another empty promise to be washed down with the evening's alcohol consumption?)

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 1, 1998 (01:46) #1

Your mood is calm and you seem content to go along with what others want. Fortunately, others seem to want much the same as you do, so there shouldn't be any conflict of interest.

~autumn Wed, Apr 1, 1998 (22:40) #2

Sounds like the perfect April Fools horoscope for you, wer!

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 1, 1998 (23:25) #3

Amen. Washing down today's pack of lies with a shot of Hennesy as we speak...

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 2, 1998 (01:10) #4

You're in a rather secretive mood today, and with good cause. A delicate mood of romance has gripped you and you'll drift off into a world of daydreams again and again. Your thoughts of the way things could be may be rather unrealistic, but it does help to engender a passionate atmosphere, which will be fulfilled...in the short term, at least. A person you've admired from afar may respond subtly today.

~KitchenManager Fri, Apr 3, 1998 (17:46) #5

as everyone probably already guessed, this one was way off...

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 4, 1998 (04:08) #6

Friday's was: Your confidence could take a slight knock today. Someone may upstage you or make you feel small, and you may wish you had more money or status. Remember that materialism isn't everything. It was right on... Today's is: There is no point in concentrating on any kind of objective today because fate conspires to mess everything up! You may feel as though you are trying to walk with marbles in your shoes or talk with a mouth full of cherry pips. In short, try to relax and make the minimum of effort in any direction. We'll see...

~autumn Sat, Apr 4, 1998 (23:37) #7

Uh...what's your sign?

~KitchenManager Sun, Apr 5, 1998 (01:03) #8

Temporarily Out Of Service

~KitchenManager Sun, Apr 5, 1998 (03:18) #9

Saturday's was true to its word... Here's the one for Sunday: Rely on your instincts today. Things are changing around you and it may be hard to work out just what your next move should be. Try to go slow and avoid committing yourself to anything that will work against you in the long term. Your mood is suprisingly sexy today, so if you want one area of your life in which to try something new, this could be it!

~stacey Mon, Apr 6, 1998 (16:32) #10

did'ya try something new?!?!

~KitchenManager Mon, Apr 6, 1998 (16:43) #11

Nope, it was a bust...

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 7, 1998 (02:04) #12

Today's was: Everything seems a bit dull and mundane to you today, and your rather restless mood will make you yearn to visit far-flung places. If your lover suggests you start planning a trip you'll jump at the idea, and practical matters such as time or money will be beside the point. Didn't happen...however, the alochol consumption did. Dr. Hennessey saved the day (and it only took four doses...)

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (01:19) #13

Ok, the official one for Tuesday was: A father figure may be especially to you or, alternatively, an authority figure will offer you some good advice and a helping hand. Your mind is full of great ideas and fortunately the world seems keen to hear what you have to say. You could even find yourself on the radio, on television or being quoted in papers! Yeah, right... can't wait for tomorrow's...

~stacey Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (09:59) #14

send me the article!

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (14:53) #15

I don't have your address... Wednesday's: You may yearn for travel only to find that you are stuck in a rut. An intelligent chat with someone you respect might alleviate your boredom ... if only such a person could be found! All in all, today could be rather dull.

~autumn Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (15:08) #16

Why, looky here, it just perked up! And you only had to come to the spring...

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (16:07) #17

Thanks, Autumn

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (23:44) #18

Autumn, thankfully, blew today's up, Thursday's is: Today is one of those strange days when the planets are not making any major aspects. Astrologers call this kind of day 'void of course', meaning that the Moon's path, or course, is unaspected. There is nothing special about this, except for the fact that it's not worth starting anything new. Leave any important projects for a more auspicious time.

~stacey Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (09:55) #19

'void of course' hmm... sounds like we have all encountered that at one time or another. My address? My physical address? 3857 S Clarkson Englewood, CO 80110 And I know you have the electronic addresses (several of them) so you've no excuse now!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (13:11) #20

I always got an excuse...

~stacey Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (16:31) #21

yeah, but at least I know they're flimsy now!

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 11, 1998 (01:05) #22

(as flimsy as what I'd like to see you in???) Anyway, Friday's was: Domestic bliss is on the cards. The Moon unites with Neptune to provide a happy and harmonious atmosphere, for you and all those within your family circle. Nope. Wrong. Uh-uh. Not even close.

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 11, 1998 (01:05) #23

Today's Full Moon puts the spotlight on your career. There have been a lot of changes going on around you and within you. Now you have to decide exactly what you want, and in which direction you should proceed. Before you can act you need a plan, so take some time to make sure that your strategies for progress are workable. Employers and authority figures will be impressed by your drive and determination.

~KitchenManager Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (08:44) #24

Didn't happen that way at all...

~stacey Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (09:52) #25

flimsy, eh?!?! *smile*

~KitchenManager Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (10:33) #26

something like that...

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (01:11) #27

*sigh* anyway... Today's was: Many of your most cherished desires take a step nearer to fulfilment as the red planet Mars enters your horoscopic area of hopes and wishes. You'll be endowed with the energy and drive to see your aims through to a successful conclusion. Male friends are especially important now, as they can point you in directions that you hadn't previously considered. This period should see a rapid upturn in your social life. Excitement follows where Mars leads! (it was close enought to today to inspire false hope, I fear...)

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:46) #28

Tuesday's (which was right on, by the way): Your dreams of freedom and irresponsibility have to be put on the back burner today. Venus's harsh aspect to Pluto shows that the daily drudgery is getting you down, yet it would be unwise to fly the nest. Be patient.

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:49) #29

gemini: avoid sharp pointy things yes, i got poked with four shots, four, I say....(you know, like typhoid, etc..)

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:06) #30

now, that's a party!!!! (do they need kissies to make them feel better?)

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:12) #31

yup *sniff*

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:16) #32

don't suppose "they" would be allowed to do that right now, either, would "they"?

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:18) #33

oh, you read that? hell no, they're in the dog house *wink*

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:21) #34

well, if'n I was in the neighborhood...

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:22) #35

aw thanks, wer *hugz*

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:25) #36

de nada, mi amiga... (although where would you be if he walked in while I was kissing your shot spots?)

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:28) #37

shot spots would be the least of my problems then *giggle*

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:31) #38

probably mine, too...

~Wolf Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:34) #39

*giggle*

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (13:04) #40

Wednesday's: Intense feelings could upset your digestion today. You may be too excited to eat, or unhappy and upset...literally. For some of you, the events that trigger this will be attached to your work situation while, for others, there could be a health problem on your mind. While the good news will be excellent, the flip side could be fairly unpleasant. (gee, doesn't today sound like fun...)

~Wolf Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (17:29) #41

well? (btw, shot spots still hurt *sniff*)

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:29) #42

thankfully, it was way off...*whew* does they need a good rubbin'?

~Wolf Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:31) #43

good! no, but an owie smooch will work *tears well up*

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:38) #44

*smoochie-smoochie-smoochie-smooch*

~Wolf Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:40) #45

aw t'anks, feels much better now *smile*

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:48) #46

so, fair is fair, howya gonna make me feel better?

~Wolf Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:49) #47

dunno, where's da boo-boo?

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (23:55) #48

can you give me a second? (g'night, Wolf)

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (14:08) #49

Thursday: It is only after making a supreme effort to improve your circumstances that you will be able to sit back and look for something more absorbing on which to focus your energies. Today's stars will bring a stop-go feeling to your closest relationships, and it may be hard for you to define what you or your lover relly want from each other. (now, this sounds like fun...)

~autumn Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (00:27) #50

Ahh...as opposed to the total clarity which prevails most days....

~KitchenManager Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (01:30) #51

methinks thou art picking upon me...

~stacey Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (10:27) #52

and MEthinks you are very perceptive! *laugh*

~KitchenManager Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (12:21) #53

Friday's The Moon is in excellent aspect to the Sun which boosts your vitality and brings career opportunities. You can cope with anything now, and win through with ease. You're in tune with yourself, your goals are clear and you'll be able to achieve them with time to spare...

~stacey Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (16:17) #54

ohmigod! a coping day!!! take notes for me please!

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (14:10) #55

you don't wanna read 'em... You will be more at ease with yourself today than for some time. You may have been pushing yourself too much, or trying too hard to reach a particular objective. This is fair enough: you are in an ambitious frame of mind and there's something you want to achieve, but you're being told to slow down and give your nerves a rest.

~Wolf Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (17:25) #56

Per The Times and Jacqueline Bigar: Gemini: ***** (this means a dynamic day) Someone honors you and makes you feel wonderful. Accept a special offering or compliment. Others love you. Take time to share, whisper in another's ear or just talk. Tonight: Must I spell it out? BTW wer, where do you find your horrorscopes?

~KitchenManager Sun, Apr 19, 1998 (00:55) #57

In a little book by Sasha Fenton and Jonathan Dee. Sunday's: The lunar aspect to Saturn inclines you to take a rather negative view of life today. Both career worries and relationship disagreements could be blown our of proportion if you aren't careful.

~Wolf Sun, Apr 19, 1998 (11:30) #58

uh-oh

~autumn Sun, Apr 19, 1998 (18:25) #59

BTW, Wolf, how did things go yesterday? (*wink wink*)

~Wolf Sun, Apr 19, 1998 (21:01) #60

no where fast (was a major grumphead, me, that is)

~autumn Tue, Apr 21, 1998 (22:41) #61

Awww, better luck next time the planets are aligned in your favor!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:01) #62

This is an excellent day both for you and your family. The two most fortunate planets, Jupiter and Venus, combine their forces to lift your spirits and add to your quota of love and happiness. Your dreams take a step closer to fulfilment as the planets encourage you to express your desires.

~Wolf Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:05) #63

woohoo! sounds like a good one!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:18) #64

yeah, well, we all know how those end up with me...

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (14:58) #65

Wednesday: It's obvious that you are well thought-of in your place of work, but when you realize just how highly you are regarded may come as something of a shock. A boost to your income and self-confidence go hand in hand today.

~Wolf Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (18:12) #66

ooo, that sounds promising. mine probably said stay in bed!

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (19:01) #67

thought it implied that the other day...*wink*

~Wolf Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (21:08) #68

when was that? *wink back atcha*

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (23:53) #69

Saturday, response #56...

~Wolf Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (21:59) #70

yeah right! like that would ever happen....

~KitchenManager Wed, May 6, 1998 (22:42) #71

Today's The most casual conversation will be fraught with misunderstanding today. If it stops there then all's well and good, but if serious issues are discussed you could leave others with totally the wrong impression. Keep everything light and don't be drawn into committing yourself to uncertain schemes.

~autumn Wed, May 6, 1998 (22:50) #72

They should just run that one everyday under Scorpio.

~autumn Wed, May 6, 1998 (22:51) #73

They should just run that one everyday under Scorpio and I would be a big believer in astrology.

~KitchenManager Wed, May 6, 1998 (22:53) #74

bad day, Autumn? (both me kids be Scorpios...)

~autumn Wed, May 6, 1998 (23:16) #75

I'm afraid Response 71 is going to be the story of their lives!! (BTW, what are the dates? I'm Nov. 2)

~KitchenManager Wed, May 6, 1998 (23:26) #76

the 8th and 14th, I hope... my little book says this about Scorpio moms: These mothers are either wonderful or not really maternal at all, although they try to do their best. If they take to child rearing, they encourage their offspring educationally and in their hobbies. These mothers have no time for whiny or miserable children but they respect outgoing, talented and courageous ones and they can cope with a handful.

~autumn Thu, May 7, 1998 (00:11) #77

Oh, geez, you're gonna make a believer out of me yet!!

~KitchenManager Thu, May 7, 1998 (18:46) #78

Thursday's: There's a touch of deception around at the moment, and you can't blame anyone but yourself! Gossip is rife and the rumours all add up to a wrong conclusion. In other words, two and two don't make five! If you're concerned about your security, such as the future solvency of a firm, don't panic just yet. Have confidence, as your fears are likely to be unfounded.

~Wolf Thu, May 7, 1998 (18:49) #79

oh wer, you should hear what i heard about you *grin*

~KitchenManager Thu, May 7, 1998 (19:10) #80

from?!?!?!!!

~Wolf Thu, May 7, 1998 (19:15) #81

*heehee*

~stacey Mon, May 11, 1998 (14:11) #82

do tell! do tell! (none of this private emailing crap! let's be PUBLIC!) *laugh*

~KitchenManager Fri, May 15, 1998 (12:45) #83

The charitable impulses that make you such an endearing soul become a liability at the moment! Mercury moves into your eleventh solar house now, making you the target for every plausible rogue with a story of woe. You are more than prepared to help but make sure that any cause you support is genuine. At leasst you are assured of a convivial atmosphere with friends over the next few weeks.

~KitchenManager Sat, May 16, 1998 (01:07) #84

Saturday's: You must be careful today because the mixed rays of Mercury and Neptune confuse issues abominably. The unwise words of a friend could be taken as gospel truth which will mislead you. Anything begun today may be abandoned when common sense returns.

~KitchenManager Thu, May 21, 1998 (04:30) #85

Thursday: The movement of the Sun into your solar twelfth house suggests that the next month will be rather quiet and solitary. You may be quite busy on a day-to-day basis but behind this lies a need to retreat and reflect upon your progress. This is a wonderful time to repay anything that is owed to others, in the form of money, goods or obligations.

~stacey Thu, May 21, 1998 (10:01) #86

this mean I'm getting that long ago promised back/neck rub?

~KitchenManager Thu, May 21, 1998 (11:26) #87

you gonna be in arm's length anytime in the next month?

~stacey Thu, May 21, 1998 (23:27) #88

when I pick you up from the airport, I suppose!

~KitchenManager Fri, May 22, 1998 (00:42) #89

*lol*

~KitchenManager Tue, May 26, 1998 (14:09) #90

The extra-lucky can look forward to a windfall or prize today. The influence of Uranus ensures that this will be an unexpected event that heads straight for your pocket. Follow your instincts and you won't go wrong!

~autumn Tue, May 26, 1998 (14:09) #91

Hot damn! Better get that powerball ticket...

~KitchenManager Thu, Jun 18, 1998 (15:59) #92

The day-to-day duties expected of you seem far too heavy a burden. The smallest task becomes a mammoth bind, taking you away from your imaginative inner world. Don't build molehills into mountains...just take the day as it comes.

~Wolf Thu, Jun 25, 1998 (21:22) #93

you sure that wasn't mine? (and a few days early, I might add)

~KitchenManager Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (00:20) #94

Thursday's: You may notice that a friend is being a constant drain on your resources, both emotionally and financially. This has to stop, because it's about time this person stood on their own two feet! What were you saying, Wolf? *wink*

~riette Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (04:51) #95

Where do you read those horrorscope things, hey? I wonder where people come up with that nonsense; the scariest thing is that they're sometimes right! I once read the personality description of Sagitarius, and was horrorfied - made me sound almost as b ad as I really am!

~Wolf Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (10:27) #96

know what you mean riette! wer *sticking my tongue out at you*

~KitchenManager Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (10:53) #97

hehehe...

~KitchenManager Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (14:59) #98

actually, this one is for the week of June 26-July 2... The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Crabs, of which I am the official spokesmodel, is ecstatic that you've kept your suffering to a minimum while throwing off your chains. In our opinion, you've earned the right to sit in your underwear watching MTV and scarfing down chocolate eclairs for the next three days without feeling a bit of guilt. However, we earnestly hope you use your grace period in a more ennobling way, such as eating a ripe apricot out of the hand of your secret admirer under a spreading oak tree, or asking the three people who understand you best to describe in detail what's most wonderful about you, or setting out on a trip that resemble's Dorothy's visit to Oz.

~Wolf Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (18:07) #99

i luvs the puppy!! c'mere, you little sweetie.....*smooooooch*

~riette Sat, Jun 27, 1998 (07:01) #100

This is turning richly bizarre!