erroneous erogenous zones and preferred alternate destinations

Now that I think about it, what's the preferred itinerary? Where should one start, how long should they stay at each destination, and where should the journey end?

and I could write a book!

Well? Do I get too proofread said tome o' knowledge?

Or at least post excerpts of it up on http://www.adultstory.com ?

A rapidly evolving site!

come on, come on - where should men not put their willies?! Where should women not ask as a destination?

Men should defenitely not put their willies in thermosflasks. There was a hilarious case when I was 18 or so, of a guy who was brought to hospital with a thermosflask stuck on his willy. Turns out he was trying to masturbate into the thing, created a vacuum, and got sucked in.

That's very funny :-) The things we men do...*grin*

I know! At least with us things don't get stuck in akward places. Or so I hope!

Never even considered it.

That's good. It's no use being kinky if it's going to cost you the use of that wonderful piece of equipment, is it?

Yep, no brainer.

Good. So at least we all agree upon one thing!

I guess, in this context, " free willie ", takes on an entirely different meaning.

ha-ha!! That's how I prefer them too...

Good one Tim!

Thank you Autumn. It took me a while to figure out what a willie was. I just wasn't familiar with the term. This was just my way of pointing out that, until just recently, the only willie that I knew of, was a whale.

OH! And what do Americans call Willies?

(You can whisper, if you like....)

Right now, Americans call Willie, President of the United States.

Other names for the same thing: wang, dick, turtle, cock, penis. There are others, but that's all I can think of right now.

Turtle! ha-ha!!! That's hilarious!!! Like, ejaculation could then also be called, 'spitting turtle syndrome'.

I suppose it could, but think of the ramifications of, "snapping turtle". It gives new meaning to the term, "quickie".

�shaking with giggles� Turtle Power!

A turtle stays hard all the time.

A turtle sometimes mutates....

OOOH a mutated turtle. KINKY!

Yeah! A condom would fit a mutant turtle like a glove, if you catch my drift...

Oh you mean the soft shelled variety. I'm familiar with soft shelled crab, never encountered the other.

ha-ha! If you were granted a single question to Monica Lewinsky, what would your question be?

OOOH BOY!!! You did miss your profession. With a question like that, you should be a talk show host. MY question would be: "Why did you confide in a woman you hardly knew?"

Good question! I think I'd want to know how big Clinton's ding-dong is.

According to the press, there is any number of women you could ask that question

Yes. But have you noticed how UGLY the bitches are he did it with??? Really, how horney can a person get??? Paula Jones is any teeny's braces nightmare, and Monica Lewinsky's middle name should be Bus. If he had to cheat on his wife, couldn't he at least have done it with women PRETTIER than me?? If my husband ever cheated on me, I would take even greater offense if the bitches were even uglier than me. What a stab in the back that must be!

Yes. But have you noticed how UGLY the bitches are he did it with??? Really, how horney can a person get??? Paula Jones is any teeny's braces nightmare, and Monica Lewinsky's middle name should be Bus. If he had to cheat on his wife, couldn't he at least have done it with women PRETTIER than her?? If my husband ever cheated on me, I would take even greater offense if the bitches were even uglier than me. What a stab in the back that must be!

Riette, lets get this out of the way first: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!! YOU ARE NOT UGLY!!! I really hate to see you cut yourself down like this. As far as Clinton goes,(and ithink that we can all agree that he goes too far) the operative word is, " available", he is just grabbing whatever is around him that can,t run faster than him.

Really, Hillary's better looking that all of them except maybe Kathleen Willey and the Little Rock night club singer, what was her name?

For some reason, these postings are not showing up.

How do you mean?

On my hotlist when the glitch was fixed yesterday, it erased all the postings.

Oh no! Computers can be so silly sometimes!

They sure can!!!

Your turn.

It would seem that anyplace on the body is fair game. However, I would shy away from anal sex. because most women don't like it