Sex Food

Coke, defenitely.

As in Cola? DP works too.

Coca Cola. It doesn't do anything sexy, but tastes better than sperm. What's DP?

Doctor Pepper. Great Southern carbonated prune juice drink. High caff!

Sounds good! I'll try it when we come to the Spring party next year. Any foods that turn you on? Rhino horn pepper or someting like that?

Cheeses. With melba toast.

Yeah??? You live in the wrong country, sir!

I would venture to say that you have never been to Wisconsin if you think that this is not the country for cheese.

I try not to eat right before sex. Digestion tends to reduce the available blood flow.

i cant eat right before sex either. i always attributed it to the fact that my brainstem can only engage in one consummatory behavior at a time.

ha-ha! I don't know if I do or not - I eat more or less constantly. But I love finishing a liter of coke and 3 oranges after sex to calm down. Tim, in Switzerland we even have holes in our cheese for men who find it a turn-on....

So, Does the holey cheese cum first?

HA-HA-HA!!!! For that you'll have to say three Hail Marys, you devil!

Good Morning Riette, And who might this mary be?

Don't you ever sleep, Tim? Good EARLY morning to you too. Mary? I'm not sure. But my husband is anglican, but thinks he's catholic, and goes to confession. He knows all about this Mary - should I be worried about what he does in the confession booth???

That depends, How accessible is the priest?

ha-ha! I don't know - I don't do that booth thing. I don't go to church.

Hmm, Well, if the confessional is big enough, and it's got one of those sliding partitions, Mary could be hiding out in the corner of the confessional, and the priest would be none the wiser. I hope you realize: this is a joke!!

Hello Mary. Come out , Come out , Wherever you are.

ha-ha! The bitch, I'll kill her! ONLY JOKING!

I think she believed you, I don't see her anywhere.

Oh good. And what are you doing around confession booths? You can hold my hand while I go confess, but you must close your ears though....

It's a deal, Riette. Although It's doubtful that you will come up with anything I haven't heard. In the church I currently attend, confession is done in front of the entire congregation at Sunday service. The idea being so that everyone can help you to avoid that pitfall again.

OH, how embarrassing! Hope you don't mind if I skip! Have you ever confessed in front of the whole congregation? What did you confess, and did they go, gasp!, what a naughty person?

Yes I have confessed in front of the congregation. And what they do is come up after service and give you a hug. There is something pretty powerful about being hugged by 600 people.

And some probably offer to commit the sin WITH you!

Riette, they would not say something like that. Perhaps they are thinking that, but they'd never say it.

I would.

That is because you are such an honest person.

Or rude!

Riette, you are not rude. refreshingly honest, yes, blunt at times, yes, rude, NO!

I swear you're the only person on this planet who calls me honest instead of rude! But after all the stories I heard about you last night it doesn't come as that much of a surprise any longer!! ha-ha!

What is this? turnabout is fair play? Good one Riette!

Not only fair, but good! Different positions always make it more interesting.

Oh yes, Riette! and add variety too.

I was going to say it prevents stiffness too, but it doesn't, does it! ha-ha!

It does both, Riette!!

A work out that works you up! ha-ha!

Handy, wouldn't you say?

HANDLED, I'd say!

Of course, for some, Riette, that is the best way.

And for some it's the ONLY way!

Well yes , Riette I suppose it could be.

Like if Lucy the blow-up doll got a headache or something.

Well, Riette, nothing lasts forever!! Nothing mechanical anyway.

ha-ha! Mechanical things can be oiled....

Yes, Riette, Lubrication tends to make anything hold up longer.

Or go in better!

Slides in all directions.

Ooh. The only difference between one kind of oiled machine and the other, is that the one starts producing a squeak when it does its job, and the other goes completely quiet!

Well Riette, If it's squeaking, it must need attention!!

No! If it's squeaking, it IS getting alot of attention! That's how my machine works anyway!

OK Riette, then maybe It needs more attention.

Take a large tray, fill it with cheese, cut into one centimeter cubes, grapes individual grapes, honeydew melon cut in one centimeter cubes, green olives, black olives, croutons. With the following rule: you cannot put anything into your own mouth, and you cannot speak.

definitely need to add strawberries and/or raspberries and/or blackberries, and add the restriction of not being able to use your hands, either...

This sounds really interesting.

oh, yeah, and add some chocolate chips to the plate, as well...

Yes, I think so and some marzipan.

Peaches ..... yummy .... sticky .... drippy .... So sweet ....

so, Stacey, who's your friend?

???? perviously occupied it appears to me!

yeah, well...

hmmmm, so nobody eats anymore or god forbid, no one's having sex... This topic has been dead for a year, how sad! O.K.let's see if the resident gay girl can kickstart this puppy! **Mandarin orange slices dipped in chocolate mousse**

Do both actually in equal proportions if I can get what I want *grin* I like feeding little juicy things and licking off the rest...

fruit's always fun... strawberries, bananas....

cherry halves can make nice arrangements... Pitted of course!