Shaving your partner's rude bits

I've got to say that I prefer a girl to be shaved - not entirely, but enough to keep it out of my teeth!

I prefer my man not to be shaved. A man should have all the hairs that God intended for him to have!

I definitely prefer that the area nearest to the labia be shaved.

Hmm, good point. Where it comes to oral sex, I must admit I'm rather glad to be a woman! I can't imagine it being nice to do the thing men do.

It's nice, but it can be made nicer !

Okay, I'll sit in a bowl of ice-cream next time....

Rocky Road or Tin Roof?

Satin dreams....

Actually, Cool Whip is a better idea. It's not as sticky as ice cream and it compliments the flavor of just about anything. Back to shaving: I really prefer that a woman not shave completely, because, in other places the hair adds to the experience. I actually prefer that a woman not shave her legs and armpits some of the time.

eeek Tim! As for the ice-cream: cookies and cream:)

To each his own, I guess.

Girls, to be safe, I think we should shave the right armpit, the right leg, and the right labia....

Now, there's a decision worthy of Solomon.

'Tis true I always felt I might be his reincarnation - thanks for the confirmation! BOOH!

Solomon is reputed to have had a thousand wives, Does this mean that you intend to get a thousand husbands?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. If this marriage should run out on me (for natural or other reasons), I shall pack my things, and never live in one place again.

I meant, all at one time!!! That is how Solomon did it. Actually I don't Know how he did it!!!

ALL AT ONE TIME?!?! No wonder he was so clever - he had a thousand wives to teach him! No, one husband is sometimes MORE than I can take already. Why waste this great wisdom on 999 more?

Indeed, not to mention the demands on your time. You've barely time to talk now. Just Kidding, Riette.

ha-ha! I'm not too worried about that! Out of the thousand three will probably WANT to sleep with me! The others will be there to plant trees.

I have no doubt,that you could find a thousand that wanted to sleep with you.

Only when blindfolded, and never having seen me!

Riette, again you underestimate your self. And you forget that I've seen your picture. Believe me, Helen of Troy had nothing on you!! Oh yeah, I've seen her picture too.

How many times must I tell you that people don't look like they do on photos in real life??? My video will prove it to you - you're going to go, 'DAMN, how COULD I have been such a fool!' At least that's one thing it'll be good for! I can honestly say that it's never crossed another soul's mind to compare me to Helen of Troy - that's because they don't have reason to! But I'm not going to discuss this any more - you'll just have to see for yourself. ha-ha!

OK, Riette, we'll see!!

You will! If nobody shows up for a few days, I'll now that I busted their computer screens!

Riette, that's not likely and you know it.

I will not even go there again! You have a warped idea of me!

Actually, Riette, I have a warped idea of your idea of you.

This is getting complicated. You have a warped idea of my warped idea about my warped self? Sounds good!

Now, Riette, if we could get all these warps to cancel each other out everything would be clear.

No, it would be warped!!!!!!!

True, Riette, but it'd be warped straight.

That sounds mighty dangerous to me! GO FOR IT! For WHAT?

The squared circle ,Riette!

That's it, we're WAY gone now! Have you ever met a woman who wanted you to shave your rude bits, Tim? The only reason why I ask, is because I think it will be the most hilarious sight imaginable!

Actually, no. Riette, At least I don't think so.

Then you've not done too badly at all, have you?!

No Riette, I have actually done extremely well.

Many times?

Well Riette, definitely this once!!

Oh, she's that good is she? And do you think she likes you too?

Riette, I think that the Potential is OUTSTANDING!!!

Wow! You really LIKE her, Tim! That's great! I'm sure she likes you even more - you seem such a sweet guy.

Thank you Riette, It was good of you to say that.

Not really. You just are! That's not my fault!

It is, partially, Riette, you are an inspiration.

OOOOHH! I am?? You're so smmmmoooooooth today, Tim!

Thank you, Riette.

I think that shaving your partner could be incredibly erotic, but nicking your partner during the process could be a definite turn-off.

ranks right up there with accidental biting...

Yes, I'd say so. Not pleasant, any way you look at it.