Oral Sex - girls and boys

Best time (one of): On an african Safari two years ago when Chris faked sunstroke, and the guide left us behind in the bush while the others walked up-river to find some zebras. The minute he was gone, Chirs seduced me in the back of the truck. I love it when he does those tricks, and the best thing is, he ALWAYS catches me unawares - I never ever expect it, so that's a real turn-on. Worst time: One night stands used to make me miserable.

Actually, I've never had a bad experience with oral sex, either giving or receiving.

Why is that?

Oh damn, I'm way off the track! I forgot we're talking about oral sex - sorry! Yes, oral sex is fun. I find it hard to stick to that though. It's nice as foreplay, but then I really want to go all the way.

So, who said that you had to stick to oral sex? It is just a part of the great variety of sexual expression. Sticking to any one item is not only boring,but can make you sore. you also ought try oral sex as part of afterplay.

Why thank you, doctor Freud. Sometimes one isn't in a location to take oral sex further than just that, is what I meant. That's when I find it very akward, because you can't just mount your man when you reach that level of excitement.

Why not?

Because you might be in a place where it just isn't possible, and you need to be able to get your clothes back together very quickly.

I've never been in a place where it wasn't possible. Difficult, yes, but not impossible. Let me rephrase that. I've never started something that I wasn't in a position to finish. Anything worth doing, is worth doing well. don't misunderstand, I'm not talking about not being spontaneous. Just think things out a bit first, and by first, I don't mean right before starting to do something. I mean a little bit of prior planning can pay dividends. I have had sex in some unusual places, spontaneously. Allowin for the need for a place beforehand meant planning locations where it could happen, if the mood was right.

Just because I know you will ask. Some examples: on the main staircase of the Hilton hotel in OK City; in a creekbed under a highway bridge; in several cemetaries; on top of the Minolta tower at Niagra Falls; in a creek next to the highway; in the median of Interstate 10, five miles out of Lake Charles, LA, (in a traffic jam at night, during a hazardous chemical spill); in a church choir loft during the service.

All of those sound great, except for the cemetary thing! Boy! I would feel like I'm being watched all the time! Oh, and how does one do it on a staircase, and how do you sort of plan that? An embarrassing one for me was once when we did it on a train to Germany, and forgot to lock the door of our compartment. Then the ticket guy came....

The staircase has very thick carpet, and wide treads, and, it was 2am. The staircase was a viable choice and it was available and we were there. Cemetaries around here tend to be well off the beaten path. What did you do about the ticket guy? Did you look him straight in the face and say, "Do you mind?"?

I was too busy cumming... ha-ha, NO!!! I was shocked to spasms! But my husband (then oldmanfriend) remained quite unfazed, reached for the ticket on the little table, gave them to the ticket guy (not letting any of it interrupt his motions), took them again, and reminded him to close the door properly behind him! When it was over, I laughed myself to bits! Only then did this thought enter the old pumpkin: HE's USED TO THIS SORT OF THING! But he wasn't - or so he said. He said, 'Baby, at my age nothing is worth getting a heart attack over ' (And he was only 45 at the time!)

I agree with his reasoning, besides think of the poor ticket guy. He had to go into the next compartment with a straight face, and go about his buisiness.

Yeah, he's probably still laughing his ar$e off, telling his cronies about the time he walked into the pervert-compartment!

Maybe later on, but he was in the middle of his job. He could not just go about the rest of his rounds chuckling to himself.

Just imagine him, in the next compartment, he hears a noise prior to opening the door. The look on his face, just before opening the door.

Yes, I wonder what one would call that look. Dismay? Horror? I can never tell...

I would venture to say, amusement at the situation.

That was defenitely NOT the look on his face - except afterwards perhaps. At that moment it was defenitely more along the pain lines!

So, what was your most embarrassing sexual encounter?

Let's see, I don't embarass easily. But I did have an Interesting, potentially embarrassing moment while I was in the army. When I was stationed at presidio, Monterey, CA, I used to hang out with this female Marine. We used to go camping in unusual places. Anyway, we were in a day park, 150M up a steep slope, at the base of a 30M cliff, having sex, early one sunday morning. The park was closed on Sundays til noon. Suddenly, I hear this voice telling me to back away from the woman. There was a Sherriffs Deputy standing on the cliff. We just rolled down the hill about 5M into some brush and continued. I knew he could not get down, and It'd be a while before he could get someone up there, and he would not shoot into the bush for fear of hitting her. So we finished up, got dressed, Evaded the sherriffs department and left. We waited until the park was open and rode our bicycles out the main entrance. the woman in the control booth smiled and waved as we went by. She knew that we were the subjects of the search, and thought it funny. Even if the cop had been able to get to us, It would have been Two against one, with both of us trained in hand-to-hand, we'd have made short work of him.

ha-ha, that's hilarious!! NOTHING stops a horney man, does it?? Good for you!!

There is such a thing as irresistable force. I was in the army, dating a female Marine! The male Marines have this slight dislike of the situation. You think a County mountie had me worried?

I don't know, do I? I mean, I don't know what it takes to get you worried. But I'll have to find out some time.

Sounds like that might be some REAL fun, Riette.

We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

Yes Riette, we'll see, we'll see.

Shouldn't that be, "...we'll tease, we'll tease."?

You think that's the furthest I can go? Oh boy!

Go Riette Go!!!

Come Tim Come!

That's what I like Riette, Keep them guessing.

ha-ha! I hate it when people guess right.

Riette, that only makes the game more interesting!

Who said anything about games? This is the real thing! ha-ha!

And, Riette, who says that the real thing can't be a game?

Cheeky! Okay, okay - I give in. Checkmate!

AW Riette! that was too easy. or are things not what they seem?

Only on the surface. You are yet far from conquering me, young man! But I'm willing to consider all efforts great and small!

Well That's Encouraging, Riette.

Indeed, indeed! Is one allowed to ask here how old people were when they lost their virginity? If I asked you, would you answer me?

Riette, I imagine, you could ask anything here. And yes if you asked...

How old were you when you lost your virginity, Tim? And how did it happen? And how WAS it?

OK, Riette, here goes. I was 16, Working in a bar. Got together with one of the waitresses. It was very good.

Oh, one of those encounters with 'older' women that men so treasure! ha-ha! My first time was when I was 17, and it was absolutely awful! ha-ha!! I clearly remember crying out: 'OUCH! What the hell did you have to do THAT for?!!'

I never thought of it as an encounter with an older woman. And, because I worked in the bar, she thought that I was at least two years older than I was. Of course, afterward, girls my own age seemed awfully petty.

I bet! And nowadays too? Do you go for girls your own age mostly? Is your girlfriend older or younger than you?

Actually, I started dating girls my own age In college. And started dating women younger than myself after I got out of the army. I haven't dated a woman older than myself for 12 years now. and I haven't dated anyone my own age since 1978.

Interesting! And what made you date women younger than yourself?

Endurance, Riette, Most women my age cannot function 20+ hours a day like I do.

How do you MANAGE that? I sometimes get insomnia - though I've been sleeping remarkably well lately - and after a week or so, I look like Droopy's great grandmother.

Riette, I have had a lot of practice.

In my opinion, oral sex is an important part of sex. If you leave it out you are cheating your partner.

I have a tendency to enjoy performing way more than some of my partners have enjoyed receiving...

silly bitches!

To each her own, I guess.

nope gotta agree with Ree-head... silly bitches!

Ok, I bow to the greater wisdom.

That's alright, you don't have to bow. You can crawl.

Why is it you always want me on my knees?

Wasn't talking about you. I prefer you upright and er-r-r-r-rect.

...silly bitches... (just reflecting on previous conversations)

aren't we all?

three more responses for #69 in the oral sex topic...

Sometimes I have to crawl to get down low enough.

Or maybe....

Lay down.

(picking up on Stacey's reflection...) Yes, those silly bitches!

Actually, you were the first to make that observation. Stacey was just repeating it.

I did not fail to remember, I assure you. I made the observation, Stacey agreed, Stacey reflected upon it, and I picked up on her reflection. You with me?

I'm with ya! (perhaps it's just a female train of thought that makes no sense to that other gender)

Oh, that's gotta be it!!!

(but you're in touch with your feminine side aren't you WER? or is that my feminine side?)

yours, mine, what's the diff, since we be 'mates and all, right?

That should read: yours, mine, what's the diff, since we'd mate and all, right?

no, no, no... entirely wrong connotations! (practicing to mate, maybe...but then again...)

I have to admit that the female thought process completely baffles me sometimes.

tis the very nature of the beast

is their any girls out thier who want to talk

hello

is their any girls out thier who want to talk

depends on your subject matter, most likely (she said smiling at the topic involved...) you may just get a nibbble - hang in there!