Anal sex

No, never. What if I farted?

excellent point :)

Thank you. And how about you? You like having things stuck up your exhaust?

It was an interesting experiment between two conseting adults :)

??? Banana? Potato? Watermelon? Plastic Willy? REAL willy?

two consenting adults of opposite gender :-)

ha-ha!!! You mean you had a girl's finger up your ar$e!

Anal sex? Ewwwwww, don't even go there!!

Says me too. I mean, I'm all for ar$e kissing, but anal sex would hurt like hell, I'm sure.

so what you're saying is, size does matter...

I think its more a matter of depth perception.

ha-ha!! I think it's a bit of both! I mean, it's not like any moisturising fluids flow in that region, so yes, I think size would matter HORRIBLY! Plus: how do I know how deep that hole is???

It is considerably deep, but it narrows out rapidly.

Oh, you know do you? Would you like to elaborate on any experiennce you might have had with this?

I spent 6 years as an EMT. Anatomy is a required subject.

where were you an EMT? i was one for 10 years in san antonio and small towns to the west of san antonio!

I was a member of the Burnet City squad, did my clinicals in Lampasas on the Lampasas county squad, and while several of their members were on vacation, I filled in on weekends with the Briggs squad. All of my vehicle extraction training was with the Marble Falls squad. My schooling was conducted by the Lampasas and Cassie fire departments.

Oh, yeah right, you two! I read somewhere that every man goes through a homosexual stage at some point in their lives.... So don't come to me with this EMT fancy talk! EMT just means Eat My Tail!

you know, i've read that for years, and also the supposed fact that every man is supposed to have had at least one homo-encounter in his life, but i can honestly say that i never have. and i will gladly eat your tail!

EMT= Emergency Medical Technician Riette, there is only one answer to a challenge like that. BARE IT AND LET'S GO!!

ha-ha!!! But since I've got only one tail, one of you will have to be content with my titties(less). NO!!!! Just kidding!!! I've always made a point of not showing strange men my tail or my titties(less) - just like Mama taught me.

So, you think I'm strange, Huh! Well of all the antisocial attitudes. I mean, really! Oh well, I gues that means I'll just have to get to know you better.

and it seems that I will never get to see them...

Anyway Riette, we are all looking forward to seeing you when you get here.

What do you mean, Wer??? Wasn't it enough that I helped you whip your cream??? Besides, you've been all quiet for so many weeks - working very hard again? I'm looking forward to seeing you all too. It's going to be hellish fun!

Absolutely.

Though I daresay this is hardly the topic to discuss the hellish fun we're going to have in....

True,Riette, true. Considering that neither of us is a fan of the genre.

You're not? I thought you were - since you like bottom bits so much.

Ah I'll clarify that. There is a difference between bottom and backside.

Which would be?? Oh, I know! The hole, right??

Among other things, RIette, among other things.

Like what other things? And which one qualifies as bottom? The goodie or the baddie?

They both are, it's just that one is anterior and one is posterior, and the anterior is the good one.

What a learned man you are! May I book a lecture on posterior and anterior bottoms and backsides - to help me make up my mind?

Absoultely, Riette!! That is the kind of lecture I like to do In Braille.

ha-ha! Like that saying: in the land of one hole, the Braille reader is king! Or something like that anyway....

Never heard that, Riette! But it does present interesting possibilities.

New things always do, don't they?

Yes, of course, Riette. And that is what makes life so varied.

Laaaik a Bux a' chuclit - ya nevvu know whut ya' gunna geit!

Yes Riette, That is true, but i've a pretty good idea.

Ha-ha! YEAH??? You've met my secret admirer?? Do you know him? What does he look like?

Riette, I did not say that I've met him, however I know what he looks like.

Then you DO know him! Is he my type, do you think?

I Would say so, Riette, yes.

Good - 'cos I don't want some nerd fiddling with my chastity belt!

We'll take care of that , Riette.

With a can opener?

A K bar T, opens anything, Riette.

You sound prepared!

You know me, Riette, semper paratis!

ha-ha! English translation: Ever Erect!

Riette, the coast guard is going to love that one!!!!

I'm sure they LIVE that one with all the boobs in bikinis they see every day!

Riette, in this country most of the coast guard operates further out to sea than most of the boobs in bikinis go.

Okay, sharks in bikinis then....

while sharks in bikini's is an interesting picture, I would hate to be the one that put the bikini on the shark. Unless you are talking about a two legged shark.