Your biggest turn on

Voice and eyes. He has the most stunning, hypnotic pair of eyes above his black beard. And a lovely voice. And when we're at formal dinners he'll often towards the end of the evening stare at me with those eyes across the table, and casually tell me what we're going to do when we get home - that really turns me on.

I would have to say that attitude is the most important. I have been around some stunningly beautiful women that had a negative attude, and it was a complete turn-off. On the other hand, I have been with relatively plain women with a fantastic attitude, and it drove me to heights I never would have reached otherwise.

I think mine would probably be obvious desire for me in the eyes of the other person

Aah, the last two responses mean there is hope for a woman like me yet!

From what I've seen on these conferences, you have nothing to worry about.

ha-ha! From what I see in the mirror, you're right - too boring for guys even to go in that direction!

Next time you look inthe mirror, you ought to turn on the light. Seriously though, I've seen your picture posted in one of these conferences, and you are nothing like a boring person. Actually you look quite animated and lively.

You can say that without the personal experience? And when do we get to see your photo?

I will have to have one made soon and ask terry how to post it on the net.

Good! We'll create a topic in babes...

HA HA HA HEEHEE HEE... I think maybe someplace else might be more appropos, I'll ask terry after I get the picture made.

Well, that could be fixed! Just wear a dress...

HAA HA HA HA!!!! It would have to be a very concealing dress. But someone has beaten you to making a place for a picture. Take a look at the last category under screwed.

Yes, I saw! And what an honour to have one's picture in a conference about screwing! So, when will we see it?

Getting a picture taken is next on the agenda. I ordered the chocolate covered cherries today. I'll call tomorrow to make sure that they are being shipped properly. Hopefully you should have them next week. I also had them send a box of pecan pralines,

Oh, that's so sweet of you! I thought you were sort of joking! But I know which chocolate and holey cheese I'm going to send you too - I can send it to Terry's place when I send him the video, right? But I promise to pack everything seperately, so the video won't smell of cheese the whole time!

Yes, you can send it to terry's place with the video. And please do make sure that it is clearly marked for me. You see, terry has this thing about cheese. If you don't mark the cheese for me. I'll probably never see it. Come to think of it, maybe you should send terry some cheese too, so he doesn't feel left out.

You know, come to think about it, I don't think that any of us would mind if the video smelled. Kind of a scratch and sniff thing, you know.

Yeah, with any luck you'll eat the damn thing before you can watch it! I promise to send Terry some cheese too, but I'll mark yours CLEARLY. I'll try to use my nice handwriting too....

Thank you very much, I apprecaite the care. and I'm really looking forward to the arrival of the package. Although the holiday coming Thursday will probably slow things down a bit.

Then you'll just have to be patient, and not drool all over the place, won't you?

I'll try, But it's going to be REAL hard. By the way, Riette FED-EX called me, and they need your Phone number. You can e-mail it to me if you like.

Yeah right! You just want to phone me in the middle of the night, and have my neighbours phone the foreigner police, don't ya?! No, just kidding. I'll send it right away.

We'll really confuse them. I'll get us a couple of shortwave sets. We'll get the freq hoppers the spies use!!

Okay, it's on its way.

Hey, how did you do that?! My response was supposed to go in there! Pushy!

I got the number and sent mine. Feel free to call anytime, I keep my portable right with me all the time.

Okay, but I won't tell you when.

OK, Riette. I just hope that you did not try before I got home today. I've only been here 45 min now. You could page me first. Of course that'd spoil the surprise. I think that I'd rather be surprised.

Okay, I'll page and say, 'Tim, I'm defenitelly NOT going to phone you 5 minutes from now. Defenitely not!' Will it still be a surprise then?

Riette, I can be kind of dense sometimes, but not that dense.

ha-ha! Okay, I am absolutely NOT going to phone you today. I mean, forget it, okay? Just forget it. No way! Get that idea out of your head right now! And stay as far away from your phone as you can, because it's NOT going to ring!

Riette, when I got your message, I was 20 miles from the phone. I can't get much farther away. I enjoyed our conversation.

That's what those bursts of laughter were for???? I've never heard anyone laugh like that! It was quite amazing!

Riette, you can be quite amusing when you are embarrassed.

I would not know!

Riette, that is because you are concentrating on pretending that you did not do what you just did.

You SAW that?? Oh, how embarrassing!

I Try, Riette, and occasionally I succeed.

Oh dear! I'll have to close the bathroom door from now on then, won't I?

That won't help you, Riette.

Is that a promise?

Yes Riette , That is a promise. Now what was it I just promised to do?

Shave my head bold, and tatoo dragons all over my arms, I believe. I mean, gee, Tim, whatever it is that gets you off!

Whatever you want, Riette, anytime, anywhere.

To hear you confess in church while standing next to the priest?

Kinky, Riette, however I'm up for it if you are!! First, though you'll have to find a church that uses that kind of confession and has priests. There are no priests in my religion.

There's priests in Christianity... there just may not be any in your denomination...

Somebody totally missed the boat here!!!!!!! I Believe we were talking about the church where i worship. What difference does it make if the church next door has a priest, unless they have the same belief in confession??????

Tim, stop that! I know you and Wer don't like each other; he didn't like me either when I first came, and at this point doesn't like me too well either, but come on, sweety. Try and be nice - if you give him a reason not to come anymore, then my argument will not be valid anymore. See? Now, get over here. �biggest biggest kiss ever�

Please don't be angry. But if you are, I'll understand.

Riette, I hate it when I do that. The man is performing within his abilities and I'm Holding it against him.

As long as you don't get angry - it will sort itself out at some point, I'm sure.

Yes, Riette, that's the point exactly.

All kinds of things are turn ons for me, green eyes, an infectious laugh, and a positive attitude, in combination. That is the ultimate.