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Sex is great but friendship is better.

Topic 5 · 66 responses · archived october 2000
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~wachter seed
~pmurtaug #1
Yes, but sex with a friend is BEST!
~Mixu #2
Sex with a friend is definitely one of the best things in the world, especially if you stay friends :0)
~Garfield #3
Sex requires love; love requires friendship. Both partners should have a mutual feeling. Enough said.
~Jerri #4
I fully agree with Garfield....
~danny #5
I agree that you said
~wink69 #6
damn bitch wont give me sex
~meia #7
great friends have great sex
~terry #8
The only country to have more sex than America is France, but American's take longer (12 minutes avg.). 67% of 16-19 year old girls find Brad Pitt "desireable". The latest magazine survey. ... take longer than any other country surveyed. Wow, 12 minutes that's a shock.
~ddv #9
Just to brag: I can do it for two hours straight! Nanananana :-p
~KitchenManager #10
That's all? Amateur. WER
~stacey #11
(LOL) Hey, who's standing up for those, "I'm already late for work, so what the hell?!?!" quickies?
~KitchenManager #12
Something here is... WER
~stacey #13
well gooooood morning then.
~KitchenManager #14
Could you say that a little closer, please? WER
~stacey #15
gudth mronig. (excuse me, I had something in my mouth...)
~terry #16
Something? Clarify please.
~stacey #17
C'mon Paul, scroll back... you figure it out.
~KitchenManager #18
I'm almost laughing too hard to type. Good Morning to you to, stacey. WER
~stacey #19
A late good morning to you too, WER!
~stacey #20
sex isn't so great here (topic) by myself but i think I'll amuse myself for awhile and check back later! *smile*
~terry #21
Can we watch?
~stacey #22
HA! there was a great article about this 30 something former receptionist who bought a visual setup, got herself a site, and makes a butt-load of money letting people watch! She insists it's not just sexual, that these men are her 'friends' and they like to watch her go about her daily routine (which usually includes a little self-stim and a lot of nudity). Pretty funny stuff. I guess i should look into the possibilities *grin*
~KitchenManager #23
I guess so...
~stacey #24
(i don't know how comfortable i'd be with everyone being able to watch me clean the tub, do the laundry, etc. i value my privacy, when i can find it)
~KitchenManager #25
Do you lose it often?
~stacey #26
yeah, mostly when i get stressed. I forget where i put it. Or sometimes I abuse it and it runs and hides.
~KitchenManager #27
*smile*
~stacey #28
and you?
~KitchenManager #29
My privacy? E-mail pretty much sums that up...
~stacey #30
the extent of your privacy?
~KitchenManager #31
yessum
~stacey #32
lo siento and that sucks (BTW, on that subject, Brandon mentioned wanting to join a virtual community and I cringed at the thought he would invade my space here. It sounds so juvenille and petty but I want him to find his own place to play. I just don't think I could have as much fun with him reading everything I wrote. I considered asking Paul if he could just not allow him access to a few of my favorite places but decided it was probably best if I just helped him find another place)
~KitchenManager #33
One of my fears with Robin, also, but she seems content to stay on AOL...
~autumn #34
A friend of a friend worked for a residential maid service that requires its employees to do their housework in the nude. Can you imagine?? Cleaning the oven would be a b----!
~KitchenManager #35
Hmmm...Stacey cleaning the oven nekkie... hmmm... *wistful sigh*
~stacey #36
Maybe the bathtub (usually works out this way) but NEVER the oven. YUK! That's why they invented self-cleaning ovens (not that I have one)
~SKAT #37
The only reason why friendship is better than sex, is because some people die while having sex, and it can turn out to be a very lonely death locked up in a supermarket loo or something . . .
~stacey #38
*laugh* Riette, suppose the answer to that problem would be to choose an unoccupied aisle instead of the bathroom!
~KitchenManager #39
I like that answer...
~SKAT #40
HA-HA!!!! Where did you buy that sense of humour, Stacey?!!
~KitchenManager #41
she wasn't being humorous, she actually meant it...
~SKAT #42
I can believe that! Pity you won't be caught dead (HA-HA!!!) in a church though, isn't it? Such a beautiful relationship so miserably wasted. Poor Stacey will be lying there, shrivelled up for lack of food and water - and you'll still be ranting on about the evils of churchgoing! Good thing it is a cyber world . . .
~KitchenManager #43
think I missed something...
~SKAT #44
So do I.
~IronMan #45
Sex. What can you say? Its best with someone you love. I can make love with my girlfriend for 1 and a half hours and never get enough.
~KitchenManager #46
Welcome, IronMan! (so why stop at an hour and a half?)
~SKAT #47
What, you need even MORE time than that, Kitchen Man? Phew, and they say that female orgasm is a dubious thing. . . .!
~KitchenManager #48
need? nope, both my hands work... want more than that, you betcha!
~SKAT #49
Good for you, Kitchen Man(iac)! Men are lucky though, aren't they? I mean in the sense that women have three naughty bits and only two hands to defend these with . . .
~KitchenManager #50
It's been my experience that not all bits work on everyone, and some work on people that there not supposed to on, plus things like flexibility and size need to be considered when deciding upon what can be reached by what... (3? I can count a few more...)
~SKAT #51
Can you? Name them. ('Cos, while havind my finger or ear or shoulders sucked and fondled is erotic enough, I would not exactly call them 'naughty bits'. Or am I being unromantic?)
~KitchenManager #52
to verify that mine are, the three of which you spoke were both nipples and clitoris, right?
~SKAT #53
No, head, middle section and bottom section . . .
~KitchenManager #54
*laugh* very good! then, two more would be the inside and the outside... and two more, maybe(?), would be the front and the back...
~SKAT #55
Speechless.
~KitchenManager #56
why?
~SKAT #57
Never can talk much when my head is actively resting in somebody's . . . middle section . . .
~KitchenManager #58
at least not verbally, huh?
~SKAT #59
Sure I could, but you would not understand a word of it. I only speak Zulu while active in such a manner . . . Dela, Dela, Niangadela!! Do you think it's time we get back to the subject, Kitchen Man?! This conversation is growing more absurd by the minute. Why don't I ask you an embarrassing question, such as . . . How do you ask for it?
~KitchenManager #60
Riette, my English to Zulu dictionary only goes from English to Zulu, so I can't look up what you said! :-( think you can teach me to read and write it over the web? I ususally "ask for it" by touching, and yourself?
~SKAT #61
Dela, Dela, Niangadela means, 'Contended, contented, I am contented!' I ask for it by stamping my foot. What do you touch? Top, middle or bottom section? Teach me, 'cos for some strange reason men don't find me particularly subtle . . .
~KitchenManager #62
one touches different people in different manners in different places...if that touch works, they will let you know...and if it doesn't try something else or try again later...subtle is sometimes over rated and at others underappreciated...just always have more than one approach that you are comfortable with and never be afraid to experiment
~riette #63
YES, SIR! So what you're saying is: sometimes I should stamp my food, and sometimes I should merely grunt? Experiment? Only with positions, I hope. 'Cos otherwise I'll run out of holes after the first six times . . . !
~riette #64
Foot, that is!
~stacey #65
food was an interesting substitute!
~riette #66
Yeah, I'll try that next time. Hell, I'll just throw him with my food! Wer said one should be willing to experiment!
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