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Topic 15 · 267 responses · archived october 2000
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~KitchenManager seed
Well?!?!?
~KitchenManager #1
I did not wear a kimono, Birkenstocks, or a cumberbund today...
~autumn #2
Hey--me neither!!
~stacey #3
panties!
~KitchenManager #4
Gee... Today, I did not wear a kilt, a beret, or handcuffs...
~mikeg #5
today i wore a rather nice slim fit black top, which makes me look even wider than i actually am (which is surprisingly wide, actually), and a boring pair of beige jeans. and i had bad hair. good job my foxy babe interest wasn't around :)
~stacey #6
no Mike... what DIDN'T you wear today. panties.
~mikeg #7
argh. i must learn to read english. i thought WERs post was a bit strange. my first foot in this conf and it was a wrong one. that'll teach me not to use the intro topic :) Today I didn't wear high heeled shoes, but only because I've run out of new ones.
~terry #8
A tux.
~autumn #9
Acrylic, nylon or polyester.
~KitchenManager #10
leotards, a watch, or anything previously owned by Carmen Miranda
~stacey #11
um... panties. and no hat either.
~autumn #12
Haven't worn a hat or gloves for a month.
~KitchenManager #13
Today, I haven't worn a bustier, Liquid Latex, or an apron
~stacey #14
awwww, WER. You look GOOD in the Liquid Latex! Just too hot in the kitchen for all that?
~terry #15
Swim trunks.
~KitchenManager #16
thanks for the compliment, Stacey... (but you are going to have to tell me about the rest of that dream) yep, it is getting to the warm season in the kitchen
~KitchenManager #17
Today, I have yet to wear chaps, lipstick, or a full length fur coat...
~stacey #18
oooh! Chaps and Liquid Latex! there's the look!
~KitchenManager #19
Today, I have not worn a truss, honey, or a belt (garter or otherwise)...
~autumn #20
Anything with buttons.
~KitchenManager #21
(but, those are as much fun to nibble on as earrings are!)
~autumn #22
I'm more of a zipper gal....
~KitchenManager #23
ooohh... Nothing in puce, ecru, or chartreuse...
~terry #24
My pinstripe suit.
~KitchenManager #25
bunny ears, a pearl necklace, or swim fins...
~stacey #26
a wetsuit
~autumn #27
My Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it...
~terry #28
a wearable computer like they had on 60 Minutes Sunday.
~mikeg #29
riding gear
~KitchenManager #30
White Shoulders, Brut, or galoshes
~KitchenManager #31
anything from the Kama Sutra line of flavored lubricants...
~mikeg #32
anything to make me feel any better than absolutely crap :(
~Wolf #33
no slip, bustier, or garters.....
~stacey #34
(are you feeling better today, Mike?)
~Wolf #35
cellophane......
~KitchenManager #36
duct tape, mucilage, or anything lacy...
~mikeg #37
no duct tape, mucilage, or nothing lacy. today was kinky.
~Wolf #38
do tell....
~stacey #39
ooooh! Mike!
~Wolf #40
dinner...
~Wolf #41
oh, but instead of embarrassing myself that way, I was flirting back to the waiter who was flirting with my daughter. Throwing out these big toothy grins. Guess what? Yeah. Big old leaf of lettuce stuck in my tooth. Why is it no one tells you those things?
~KitchenManager #42
room temperature jello...
~Wolf #43
tar and feathers
~terry #44
dark socks (true about any day).
~KitchenManager #45
a 40 gallon aquarium
~Wolf #46
the catsuit
~KitchenManager #47
My mantle of maturity
~autumn #48
high heels.
~stacey #49
panties!
~Wolf #50
vicky's secrect under my work clothes....or a bottle of ketchup
~mikeg #51
a brain. a bloody brain. or any guts. arghhhhhh. will i regret today for the rest of my life???
~Wolf #52
maybe not.....
~KitchenManager #53
The Crown Jewels of England
~terry #54
The Jewel of the Ocean.
~Wolf #55
that's, uh, the heart of the ocean? dog collar and leash.....
~KitchenManager #56
courage, honor, respect, or self-esteem
~Wolf #57
nothin' camoflauged!
~stacey #58
nailpolish, makeup or my nipple ring
~KitchenManager #59
nailpolish, makeup or Stacey's nipple ring (even if I do usually wear it another body part...)
~Wolf #60
superwoman getup.......
~KitchenManager #61
didn't even play with the Golden Lasso?
~Wolf #62
nah, it didn't match what i DID wear *grin*
~autumn #63
A shellsuit/windsuit!
~Wolf #64
black lipstick....
~terry #65
Makeup of any kind.
~Wolf #66
ankle ring
~terry #67
Jewelry of any kind.
~Wolf #68
koolaid mustache
~Wolf #69
a girdle, just let it all hang out
~KitchenManager #70
a codpiece, a thong, or a condom...
~Wolf #71
oooo wer! my cyndi lauper outfit (oh, and no condom)
~KitchenManager #72
now we really need a picture of you, Wolf! today, I did not where a prothesis
~Wolf #73
and did anybody notice? *heehee* no madonna pointy bras today
~KitchenManager #74
(nope...) glitter
~Wolf #75
toga
~stacey #76
yeah!!!! didn't have to wear stockings!!! Teacher planning day... throw dress code protocol to the wind. WOO WOO! I look like a slob! *huge grin*
~Wolf #77
gotta luv it! btw, i didn't wear stockings either ;)
~KitchenManager #78
me, either! imagine that...
~mikeg #79
get those stockings back on. *schwooooooooon*....
~Wolf #80
OK, so which one of us are you shwoonin' over? *grin* my freudian slip *wink wink*
~mikeg #81
*grin* i'm a ladies man only ;)
~Wolf #82
duncecap
~KitchenManager #83
straightjacket...
~Wolf #84
didja hafta dislocate your shoulder to get outta it?
~KitchenManager #85
nope, finally got limber enough to chew through all the straps...
~Wolf #86
LOL!!
~stacey #87
you animal!!! *gasp!*
~autumn #88
LOL, thought Wolf was calling Mike a duncecap for schwoonin'!
~Wolf #89
*giggle* paperclip outfit
~KitchenManager #90
my collar and shot tags
~stacey #91
my heart on my sleeve
~Wolf #92
toe tags...
~stacey #93
that's morbid wolf!
~KitchenManager #94
today, I am not wearing the distinct smell of my workplace
~Wolf #95
no nun habit today
~autumn #96
dogtags
~KitchenManager #97
I didn't wear luggage tags, either... and tomorrow I shan't be wearing my beard, as I shaved it off again today.
~Wolf #98
tutu
~KitchenManager #99
Auntie Em
~Wolf #100
(i'm glad about that one)
~mikeg #101
double bed
~stacey #102
This topic is beginning to frighten me more than BodMods! (i LIKE it!) No corset, no sorceror's cap, no thong, no silver lame, no Band-Aids, no fresh fruit, no 'detachable penis', no toliet paper on my shoe, no shoes, no hair ribbons, no fake eyelashes, no fish hooks or gummy worms, no natural fur, no perfume, no honey, whipped cream or tabasco sauce, no glitter lipstick, no combat boots or galoshes, no chains, whips or leather, no toe shoes. Today, as the four others preceeding, it's just been a robe, a headache and a fever (and right now, a smile!)
~mikeg #103
today i did not wear flippers.
~KitchenManager #104
no fur huh, Stacey? *sigh*
~stacey #105
only in the places it's supposed to be... *laugh*
~KitchenManager #106
who decides where it is supposed to be?
~KitchenManager #107
plaster of Paris
~KitchenManager #108
today, I plan not to wear staples...
~autumn #109
Deodorant or a fresh change of clothes (wound up spending the night out of town)
~stacey #110
unintentional or was he too hot to pass up? *smile*
~Wolf #111
rambo gear
~KitchenManager #112
moral fibre
~jgross #113
my cat on my head. birthmark (oh yeah, there it is...thought it had done gone, there, fer a sec)
~stacey #114
*laugh* no pantyhose, trouser socks, makeup or uncomfortable shoes (twas Field Day!!!!) shorts and tennis shoes all around!
~KitchenManager #115
(top and bottom, Stacey? didja get pictures?!?!?) a sheet of music so you'll know what I mean
~stacey #116
(enter stacey R: she has a studious look on her face, as if attempting to correlate this last response with something she may have said before. She continues to ponder but finally succumbs to the complexion of the utterly confused) huh?
~KitchenManager #117
shorts and tennis shoes all around... top and bottom? didja get pictures?!?!?
~stacey #118
Ah ha! The humor escaped me but now that I've grasped a visual... *laugh* ahem. no. I did not.
~KitchenManager #119
a transmitter
~Wolf #120
no bell bottoms
~pmnh #121
(hi, elke)
~Wolf #122
abaayah (hi nick, send me a note, huh?)
~jgross5 #123
I looked up the word 'abaayah' in my Arabic/English dictionary. Abaayah n. 1. a sack of unrelaxed rain taken furtively from Lake Pontchartrain 2. a cropped photograph of Fred & Ethel Mertz taken unassumingly from Lake Superior 3. an aspect of leadership munched on by Eli Whitney while he was getting a thorough rubdown by a tribe of Wampanoags right beside Walden Pond
~Wolf #124
*lol*
~autumn #125
Ooh, I was wrong then, WOlf--not Bosnia, but Saudi?
~Wolf #126
ooooh, good guess Autumn.
~CotC #127
Today, I have not yet worn anything secreted by WER.
~KitchenManager #128
by any definition...
~Wolf #129
euwww! that's so gross!! lemme see, no itsy bitsy teeny tiney yellow polka-dot bikini (yeah, it was red!)
~KitchenManager #130
can't wait for the news footage!!!
~Wolf #131
it won't be pretty...
~riette #132
didn't wear my hair today . . . it fell off in the night
~Wolf #133
belly dancer getup
~riette #134
ha-ha!!
~CotC #135
The little vial of mercury WER gave me. I can't find the damned thing today. I hope wne of the dogs didn't eat it...
~CotC #136
The little vial of mercury WER gave me. I can't find the damned thing today. I hope one of the dogs didn't eat it...
~Wolf #137
eskimo snow suit
~KitchenManager #138
text editor
~CotC #139
Stapler?
~KitchenManager #140
three-hole punch
~riette #141
sounds good!!
~autumn #142
pasties
~KitchenManager #143
did the glue finally wear off? (if so, they probably fell off under the couch...)
~autumn #144
I doubt it, we just looked underneath and they didn't turn up. Just a bunch of rotting strawberry caps.
~Wolf #145
gogo boots and hot pants (btw, the strawberry caps were yummy, thank goodness canines have strong stomachs)
~KitchenManager #146
any of Riette's paintings...
~riette #147
I saw that, Kitchen Man!!! an apron . . .
~Wolf #148
slip of any type
~KitchenManager #149
not even one of the tongue?
~Wolf #150
nope, not even that (sorry to disappoint you)
~KitchenManager #151
the day's not over... *crossing fingers*
~Wolf #152
*giggle*
~KitchenManager #153
hey, you checked out http://www.spring.net/~spew/genxstory/indeX.html yet?
~Wolf #154
no, but i understand there's a new chapter in the works....
~KitchenManager #155
yeah, and tomorrow the X-Files movie is being released...
~Wolf #156
that would be today over here, huh? (It's 7:30 A.M.) Oh, that David!!! Gotta go, good talkin' with ya!! missing all my buds over here....
~riette #157
Sunglasses. Destroyed by little hands.
~Wolf #158
tiara.....
~riette #159
wedding ring!!! Dropped it down the loo and 7:00 in the morning. Mr. C. is trying to fish it out, and mad as a bull . . . think I'll go back to do some more and more serious apologizing.
~Wolf #160
good excuse to buy a new set *giggle*
~riette #161
ha-ha! But not for me, I'm afraid. I didn't choose a matching pair to start with . . . and I don't think I'm going to get him to buy a new one after dropping thirteen South African diamonds into the loo. Still, the crisis has now been faced and conquered. But he's still quite mad, and it's the wrong time of the month, so I can't even take the easy option to make it up to him! Think I'll glue the ring to my finger from now on.
~Wolf #162
*rotflmbo*
~riette #163
Are you married, Wolf? Or do wolves not breed in captivity . . .?
~KitchenManager #164
she's married with two girls...
~riette #165
Amazing! So Autumn, Wolf and I have six girls between us!! Now THAT'S what I call girl power!!
~KitchenManager #166
oh, no...new supergroup... SpringGirls...
~riette #167
ha-ha! And that is how it should be, seeing as this is a whole new world by itself, in which the inhabitants are called Spring Sapiens . . .
~stacey #168
Spring sapien, eh?
~Wolf #169
well, you know, there's nothing else to do in these darned cages, wish folks weren't always watching! (and that would be one girl and one boy *wink*) --spring sapiens? interesting....
~KitchenManager #170
oops...*blush*...ooops...
~riette #171
What? No, don't worry, you did nothing wrong. In a virtual community one has to use bookmarks for doing what you've just tried . . .
~Wolf #172
it's ok, wer, really.
~riette #173
braces . . . actually I never have, but couldn't think of anything else.
~Wolf #174
thigh master.....
~KitchenManager #175
the scent of another woman... (what's wrong, Wolf, he won't be over 'till tonight?)
~Wolf #176
*sheepish grin* (darn those fangs!)
~KitchenManager #177
hehe...
~riette #178
war paint
~Wolf #179
mud body mask
~KitchenManager #180
yard art
~riette #181
manners - had a cherry stone spitting competition with Isa and Elza. Isa got me right between the eyes - it hurts!
~stacey #182
B brought me home a whole 2 1/2 lbs of native Washington cherries... the yellowish, orangish, sweet ones!!! So I haven't been wearing anything that is too difficult to take off in my quick runs to the toilet!!!
~Wolf #183
alright, we got the trots action going on at Stacey's house! now you know how i felt in the desert a couple of days. (don't forget the Wet Ones and an open window)..... i didn't wear, uh, lemme see, what haven't i got on, oh, my tutu.....
~riette #184
ha-ha!! I wore everything, but actually remembered to brush the knots out of my hair and discovered that it's actually straight and blond, not curly and brownish!!!!! Great and damn it!! I guess if I should have a bath with Chris now, I'd also say, 'What d'ya mean if you pull your finger out I'll sink?'
~Wolf #185
conservative nail polish......oh, wait, no conservative anything!
~KitchenManager #186
conservatives or liberals...
~Wolf #187
oh my, wer *grin*
~KitchenManager #188
yep, nothing but libertarians, socialists, and anarchists in my wardrobe!
~Wolf #189
well, as long as the colors don't clash too much, and you have matching shoes!
~KitchenManager #190
and plenty of whigs!!!
~Wolf #191
nice touch! (hate to see your closet, though)
~KitchenManager #192
(me, too, actually, but the skeletons are helpful and have an eye for design...)
~riette #193
But they'll make even better firewood.
~wolf #194
decoupage....
~riette #195
what tha fu�k?!
~wolf #196
riette: you know what i'm talking about! anyway, i posted that after i finished varnishing my bird house and didn't get any on me!
~riette #197
HA-HA!!! Shoo, ya ugly birds, don't poop on that painting now!
~mikeg #198
riding gear and whip
~wolf #199
*shucks*, oh, me neither (had to oil the leather, y'know)
~riette #200
Plaster cast!!!!!! Yahoooooo!!!! Thinking whether to burn or bury it.
~KitchenManager #201
Paint it up and put it in your next exhibit...
~riette #202
Great idea, muffin!!! That's EXACTLY what I'm going to do!
~terry #203
Whoopeee, Riette.
~riette #204
I'll send a pic once it's finished - if I manage it successfully, that is . . .
~autumn #205
decolletage
~KitchenManager #206
(I hope it didn't fall off somewhere...)
~riette #207
ha-ha - would be even more appropriate. The broken healing remains of a broken arm. Booh-hoo!! No, I'm just talking crap here. So far today I'm not wearing a sense of humour - kids buggered around all night, so I'm not feeling terribly amiable this morning. Specially as I've actually been sleeping the past 3 nights. �GROWL�
~terry #208
Why, those buggers!
~mikeg #209
a-line mini-dress
~riette #210
You mean you wore your ball gown instead?
~mikeg #211
just my little glass slippers and nothing else. nekkid slipper wearer. that's me.
~riette #212
That thought sends all KINDS of pictures into my head, Cindegrella!
~wolf #213
no wet paint, just dry stuff in the "right" places.... mike, now you know why you're so darned unhappy, the gals are jealous cuz you look better than they do wearing slippers and nothing else *grin* (hope things are going well) riette: where have you been girl? (i've been in Ohio, woohoo)
~KitchenManager #214
in England...
~riette #215
Ohio? What's in Ohio? Did ya have a good time? We missed you.
~wolf #216
well, if you call figuring out quantitative techniques, pricing/cost analysis, and all sorts of ratios fun, then ok. Ohio is the home of the air museum. They have the Wright Bros plane on display along with every other plane in Air Force history. I was at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base outside Dayton. Only two weeks so didn't do much. How was England? Did you see mike?
~wolf #217
(that's so sweet that you all missed lil ole me, figured no one would notice i was gone :( )
~riette #218
Of course we missed you!!! Pssh, what a thing for you to doubt! England was beautiful, restful and lonely - I insisted on the last bit! I didn't see Mike, because I was too far North and he was too far South. But I saw two other Mikes to make up for it!
~KitchenManager #219
Union Jack (or anything soiled by the Queen Mum...)
~wolf #220
um, spikey collar....
~KitchenManager #221
a tampon (or any other feminine hygiene product, actually)
~wolf #222
toupee
~Austinfood #223
me either!!!
~riette #224
You did however wear a strange name. Are we to call you Austinfood or Anonymous?
~KitchenManager #225
neither...I was trying to get the posters on austin.food newsgroup to give us a try by providing them with an anonymous log in... how'd you know it was me?
~riette #226
It's the handwriting that gave you away...
~KitchenManager #227
dammit
~stacey #228
i didn't wear one of those dammits either!
~KitchenManager #229
of course not...
~KitchenManager #230
well I didn't wear well today
~KitchenManager #231
today, either and I really don't think I will tomorrw, as well...
~stacey #232
on Friday the basball game was snowed out, so I didn't wear my ball hat. on Saturday it was 22 degrees so I didn't wear my sandals. yesterday it was 72 degrees!!!! so I didn't wear any sleeves!!!
~autumn #233
camouflage
~KitchenManager #234
but I didn't see you...
~stacey #235
were you looking to the right or left?
~KitchenManager #236
good question
~KitchenManager #237
a sharp stick in my eye
~aschuth #238
Need one? You can have mine...
~KitchenManager #239
*chuckle* No, thanks, I've got to make it through at least one day without something of mine hurting...
~aschuth #240
So, you're doing alright today, son?
~MarciaH #241
No interchanging of sharp sticks, please. One earns the ones he has - and I am happy that one of the Three Whatevers does not have one this morning!
~aschuth #242
Yeah, whatever!
~aschuth #243
Darn, where's my stick! Gotta go to the grocer, cain't do widdout ma stick!
~KitchenManager #244
and don't forget my fishsticks!
~wolf #245
*laugh* it's been so loooooong since i've come in here and this topic really could make me laugh. so, lemme think a sec...... today i didn't wear the leftover turkey dressing (sorry to disappoint you out there)
~terry #246
Shoes. At least any regular type of shoe, my rubber slip ons and my AndOnes (basketball warmups).
~wolf #247
AndOnes? never heard of 'em today i didn't wear the christmas lights, they went up without a hitch.
~terry #248
They're hot on the hoops courts.
~stacey #249
Didn't wear anything with a zipper, that's for sure! Wolfie, your year-old post about not wearing any turkey dressing cracked me up... I'm enjoying this slow walk down memory lane!
~WERoland #250
Today, I did not wear anything that currently belongs to someone else.
~terry #251
as little as possible
~wolf #252
i did not wear my phantom mask
~WERoland #253
Did you wear mine?
~wolf #254
nope! (did you lose it?) did not wear my freudian slip
~WERoland #255
(It's probably not lost, it just wasn't awarded to me in the divorce.) I did not wear any jewelry today.
~WERoland #256
Nothing formerly worn by any contestant in any television show or series ever broadcasted.
~terry #257
Full metal jacket.
~wolf #258
no muzzle today (it was a good day *lol*)
~wolf #259
did not wear my butt chillers today (i know my co-workers were grateful).
~wolf #260
today, i didn't wear a paperbag over my head.
~WERoland #261
What did you wear one over?
~wolf #262
my tail *grin* today, i am not wearing makeup....and i just want to apologize in advance to everyone i scare to death!
~wolf #263
this topic isn't linked to genx? today, i'm not wearing pirate attire (sorry, no eyepatch today).
~cfadm #264
Warm clothes. It was *hot*... first real swim weather. The pool temp is pushing 70.
~MarciaH #265
No winter coat for the first time. Actually no jacket at all but had on long sleeved shirt. Spring has sprung in Louisville, KY
~terry #266
Summer has summered in Texas.
~cfadm #267
I didn't wear warm clothes.
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