~terry
Mon, Oct 21, 2002 (07:15)
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David Letterman is the CBS Late/Prime spot. The top ten lists are great. He's a great caricature of himself, they tried to impersonate him on SNL but fell short of the real deal. Do you watch Letterman or Leno? Or Ted Koppel?
~terry
Mon, Oct 21, 2002 (07:16)
#1
Talking about how windy it is in NYC these days.
"Yeah, walking through Central Park on my way to
work today, it was windy, boy, and I saw a couple
squirrels lashing down their nuts."
"First sign of autumn up in Chapaqua
Yeah, the first frost of the season.
Hillary Clinton came home for the weekend."
~cfadm
Sat, Jul 1, 2006 (20:12)
#2
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Fireworks Display
10. What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson
9. Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool
8. Only celebrity they could get is the Geico lizard
7. Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions
6. It starts at noon
5. It's just a couple of guys yelling, "Ka-Boom!"
4. Finale of show: A stick of dynamite blows up your car
3. Fireworks form a colorful image of CNN personality Larry King
2. You're handed a program and a business card of several peronal injury attorneys
1. When you complain that it's over after an underwhelming two minutes, your wife says, "Tell me about it"