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Indeed Terry! Simply marvelous! Ladies, let us have his birthday party here! Mark your calendars: September 10. What will you bring? And ...what is your gift? I will bring the champagne, Don Perignon Vintage 1982, lots and lots of it! I need more time to think about my gift.

speechless, eh?

Arami speechless? Never! I'd like to bring some Godiva chocolates...they go well with Dom Perignon.

I shall look forward to this. Can't think of anything to bring right now, maybe some smoked salmon.

Speechless? Moi? Nevah... Just having second thoughts...

Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) Hallo, I was away for a while and had several surprises on coming back. This was a good one. Nan stepping down was a bad one, I'm still in shock. I'll try to come back here for the birthday party, but since I'll leave for Toronto on the very day, I can't be sure. I'll have to think up a present.

Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) I tried, dear, but apparently they were unprintable... ;-)

Hmmmm...great champagne and chocolates...I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche.

party, party, party!!!

( Cheryle) .I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche. Colin told Bridget that Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too, Cheryle. As a good Scotsman Colin must like Haggis....I'll bring some of that and Oatmeal Cakes to accompany it.!!! Better bring lots of champagne...Moon. We'll need it to wash down the Haggis! :-)

Colin is not Scottish.

( Arami) Colin is not Scottish I know he was born in England, but I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: " I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,"..... " I am a Scots eccentric"..... Whatever......:-)

Okay, my sister is due to have a baby on Sept. 9, but she will hold out for the 10th of Sept:) Keep your fingers crossed:) I'm going to be an auntie and Colin is going to be 38:) hee hee.

Does Colin know about this board?

(Terry) Does Colin know about this board? Oh, I certainly hope not. There have been somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. On the other hand, we hope to make the new page something he would not be ashamed to show his mother ;-p You know, more about his career and less about his chocolate puddles ;-)

impossible! :-) For that he'll have to go to some of the other pages in the web...

Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Speaking of chokkies (sp?): I think I will bring some cans of English beer to the party and call for a pizza. :-p Terry: I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!), though someone may have told him about. Why do you ask, Terry, are you going to offer him his address as a birthday present? :-)

Terry, you can contact his agent in LA, I believe Helen lists his address in the FAQ. Lafn, if indeed he feels Scottish, let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don�t worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Laura, as long as its after 6pm. What are you bringing? I see we all need more time to think about his gift! Let�s all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say?

(Renate) Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Of course not, dear. If anything, you know me too well. I was trying to check my usual vulgarity ;-)

(Nan)I was trying to check my usual vulgarity missed it again...

(Evelyn) I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: " I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,"..... " I am a Scots eccentric".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far.

I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,"..... " I am a Scots eccentric".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far. Not in my hard copy . But the surname Firth....doesn't that conjure Scottish lineage?

I always thought Firth was Yorkshire in origin. But I'd put even money on one or more Scottish grandparents. Most Methodist missionaries serving in India were from north of the border.....the Scots always provided good missionaries.

Firth comes from an Old English word 'frithpe' meaning 'woodland'. It is apparently quite a common name particularly in Lancashire and Yorkshire. The Scottish 'firth' meaning an estuary comes from an Old Norse word for fjord. I would discount any obvious Scottish connection, as people with Scottish ancestry are usually fiercely proud of their roots, while Colin has never made any comment to that effect. Moreover, would you really consider him an eccentric? The article in Vogue speaks of filming, makeup a d Rosemary Harris playing his mother-in-law, all in the same paragraph as Evelyn's quote above - so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-)

, would you really consider him an eccentric? Definitely not.....but I didn't say he was....I was quoting the article. so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-) I would discount any obvious Scottish connection... Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-)

Cool background. Note to TeamFirth. Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website.

Who is TeamFirth? What have I missed? And I thought I was all caught up.

Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... "If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about" :-)

(Terry) Cool background. Thanks. I like it ;-) Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website. Will do.

(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so.

(Evelyn) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... "If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about" :-) Yes, blame Nan now... But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-)

But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. Duh........:-)

projects is the place for details, like asking me to set permissions on directories and other techy stuff. Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). All these folks have accounts on the http://www.firth.com or http://www.colinfirth.com website and can place content there.

(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so.

(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D I

(Renate) should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval. A happy thought indeed! PEACE & LOVE to Team Firth.

(Evelyn) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. LOL! You say tomato, huh? ;-p (Terry) Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). Nope, you got it. :-) (Karen) Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p

Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then.

(Karen) OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then. Do you want the one with the 2 chocolate puddles on the back or the one with the embroidered ticker and dangler on the breast? ;-p

(Evelyn)Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too Consider it done. Oh, and somebody who hasn't signed up yet should bring the birthday cake. Maybe somebody who can post a picture of it after she's designed it, with all the candles? He/we don't have to eat too much of it, but let's give him a chance to make a birthday wish. (wer)party, party, party!!! Great--so the whole extended family is coming! :-) (Karen)Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. Yeah, I like it ;-) (Renate)I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!) (Nan)somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. Or tasteful or comforting or accurate or sane. But at least we don't BOTHER him with them. (Moon Dreams) let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don't you love a guy in a kilt? To Team Firth:(Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Moon Dreams)we all need more time to think about his gift. Let�s all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say? Good idea. Don�t worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Good. I won't arrive till after 23:00 EST, so I don't want it to be all gone ;-) I will send the Creme Brulee, strawberries, etc. ahead so you will all have them. And not to worry--I don't think Bridget ever knows what hit her, so you can probably just give her water. Does anybody know the time he was born? Then we can go to one of those astrology sites and see that his Moon is in XXX, etc. Maybe someone's already done his chart. Just seems appropriate at a birthday party.

Colin is a Virgo with the moon in Taurus. We would need the time of his birth for his ascendant. Cheryle, I am so happy to see you in such a party mood as myself! Yes, I think men in kilts are very sexy. Love the birthday cake idea! Nan and Karen you always make me LOL!

Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question.

(Laura)Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. because those four (TeamFirth) can?...

Because this is *the* website for CF?

Ladies,Cheryle has inspired me to do Colin�s astrological chart (thanks to my extensive library), so for you who might be interested: Sun in Virgo Moon in Taurus Mercury in Virgo Venus in Libra Mars in Gemini Jupiter in Saggitarious Saturn in Capricorn Uranus in Leo Neptune in Scorpio Pluto in Virgo In the Chinese calendar he was born a RAT. Terry, have you contacted Colin�s agent in LA? I�m certain they will wish to know of the web site. Looking forward to Sept. 10th. Laura, what a question!!!

(CherlE) (Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) What makes you say that?

(Laura) Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. Since when are web sites born from necessity? Just an answer. (Terry) Because this is *the* website for CF? Well, I don't know about that. There are some really terrific Colin sites out there. We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list.

(Renate) Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Looks like I'll just be sitting on the sidelines for this, feeling very guilty of course. Not having the know-how or the hardware for such a task as TeamFirth is putting together, I can only be a cheerleader. Like Cheryl, I'd like to know Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future? With his name "officially" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. (Nan) We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list. Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. Still, I thank Terry for reserving this domain for "us". What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help?

Moon Dreams what about us Aries??? you left us out. I know I can provoke, tease etal:)

(Heide) What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help? Suggestions are welcome, honey. But, for the time being (because of the time constraints) we are just trying to get things together. Once the page is up, then certainly let us know if there is something you think might be an interesting addition.

Laura dear, I myself have Aries moon but the above is really his natal chart. I have the books, so you see you will have to chose another topic with which to provoke and tease me.

(heide)we'd definitely have to be more restrained Oh dear... Not that I'm one of the less restrained (by nature, not option), I so love the spontaneity that I'm afraid will be lost. Aren't there enough serious sites around, as in the Friends of Firth and the like? Do you think he goes ther more often than here, and enjoys it more? Would you? But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever?

I'm sorry to be a bit confused. The new website at www.colinfirth.com will not necessarily be linked with Drool, will it? I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. I agree that the ColinFirth site should be something he could access without embarrassment (and I would not want him or his agent to ever read some of the things I've posted in the past). Oh the shame :-)

(Gi) But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever? Now, now...sister, calm yourself ;-) It's just a fan page and, other than having a link to this Conference, has nothing to do with the conversations here. Don't let it put a damper on your enthusiasm. (Jana) I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p

Nan, speaking of prizes, I'm still thinking about my choice of team jackets. But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D

(Karen) But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D I was thinking something more along the lines of baseball caps, but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Hmmmm, I imagine something as...well, humpy, as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. To get them out of the way we'd have to fold them up and stick them under our arms, giving a whole new meaning to the term "pitcrew" ;-p

but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me?

(Nan) as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. Nevah!! Just turn them on their sides...a more homey approach to humpy hat wearing. :) (Evelyn) Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me? Since Nan's officially back in school, I'll put you out of your misery. However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. It's the hat Darcy is wearing when the Bingley party alights from the carriage to go to the Meryton Assembly. Some people say it's a bicorn or tricorn type hat. I know someone shall correct me if I am wrong.

Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat.

And often called (around here) "Incroyable"

Ladies, just walked in the door, I have bought Colin's gift! See you all tomorrow. Wishing the best to Team Firth for the grand opening. Party, party, party!

oh, yeah, one more time... Party, party, party!

Classic actors votes Go and take a look at the result ..... make haste!!! make haste!!!

It's midnight now in the UK - and it looks as if I am the first one to congratulate... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH!

Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...)

Happy birthday! When the heck does the site open anyway? It's past 0 hour in most States :-) I'm leaving now, call you back from Toronto!

Colin, I wish you a very happy birthday! I wanted to share my love of music with you, so I hope you enjoy my gift. The complete Waterboys collection, Keith Jarrett�s �Staircase� and �The Vienna Concert� and Jeff Buckley�s �Grace�. Now, I would like to claim the first two dances.

Three Deers and company, Love Colin's picture. Looking forward to more!

CONGRATULATIONS NAN, The website is brilliant.....What a nice gift for Colin. We are all v. proud of you. Lots to celebrate today.:-)) (But now that we are part of the official webring.... we shall have to behave :-) )

WHERE's THE PARTY???

Happy birthday Colin! Love those fireworks! What a great tribute to a fine actor.

Congrats to TeamFirth......I love the cartoons! And Happy Birthday Colin! Where's the party? I think the glare of the public spotlight has put us all very much on our best behaviour......maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-)

...or a cold shower... ;-D

I'd say everyone's out dancing in the streets...or attending their own *private* parties.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN AND MANY MORE!

There's plenty of champagne left, but the haggis is all gone. The creme brulee looks yummy. Eat up everyone! Arami, you can come in now. Wo ist du Renate? Laura, did your sister have the baby?

Hallo ladies, cheers from Toronto! I really can't stay but I've btought some flowers... Have fun! Just saw The Site - congrats! And again - HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!

Well, it's still the 10th on the west coast, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! The web site looks fantastic! Team Firth did a fabulous job.

Totally, totally, totally awesome. A deep bow to each of you.

I'm sorry I missed the festivities, but glad Moon Dreams was there to receive the Creme Brulee etc. I was out of town and became ill :-( I am in awe of the how much came together so quickly, and the fireworks are perfect. I had the wine shop deliver my present directly: a great Italian wine (1988 Gaja Barbaresco) in honor of L. and a fabulous Bordeaux (1995 Leoville-Las-Cases, St. Julien) in honor of, um, anybody we know who�s been in Bordeaux when C has. Moon Dreams, I should have given him The Koln Concert! BTW, what does the rest of his chart mean? I'm a double Libra, on the cusp of Virgo, so I have a clue about part of his chart, but what can you tell us? Moon in Taurus would interest us, yes? What about the Capricorn? Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? (me)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we�re linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated.

The party was great fun, the fireworks were unexpected but so beautiful. We must do it again next year. Dear Cheryle, we seem to have similar tastes in music as well as wine. I suggest you try a 1992 �Poggio Antico� Brunello di Montalcino if you get a chance. I was debating whether to give him the �Koln Concert� as well!!! The person with the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention and have a strong desire for material success and is also very sensual (as if!),this combined with Virgo who are perfectionists by nature and tend to take care of themselves and are desirous of acquiring knowledge.We get a little in-depth look at his career choices here. Of course the most important thing in one�s chart is the ascendant (your personality), and we don�t have that because we don�t know the hour of birth. The most important planets are sun, moon, ascendant , mars and venus, the other ones are relative. I must say you are making me dust off some books I have not looked at in years! You, my dear have a birthday coming up I see. The RAT personality is anxious not to be a failure, the affable, elegant and generous rat lives for today. This animal should never be underestimated. (no, indeed, never!) I hope this helps �make out his character�. There seems to be a bit of Darcy in Colin. (But didn�t we suspect as much?)

(CherylE) Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? Bring your knitting stuff - Oh, well, just kidding. :-) No reason why it should be much different. But what happens depends on you all, and on the new host to come - can't we find a way to bully Heide into it? :-)) Also I hope we will get some more lurkers and posters. We - the TeamFirth aka 3Deers - will work on the site as we find the time, and we invite suggestions. What would you like to see on such a page, what is not already on one of the other excellent Firth sites? Ok, that makes it pretty difficult. Be creative! My first suggestion would be to make a separate page for a collection of interesting links which were posted here and spread over the boards, a collection like a kind of custom-made online bookmarks. So, when you surf around, and find something interesting, don't forget to take a note of the link, and post it here with a brief description.

Hey Nan......Re: "Reading of the Face" page........ ...to be followed by a "Reading of the Hands????? "Wicked Women of Spring" ....AKA "Slurpies of Drool"

Strictly best behaviour type suggestion for new site......how clever are you with sound files? CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's "Oh haven without wave or tide", which he reads so beautifully in "The one before last". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? O haven without wave or tide, Silence in which all songs have died, O infinite deep I never knew I would come back, Come back to you, Find you as a pool unstirred, Kneel down by you without a word, Lay my head and nothing said In your hands ungarlanded, And a long watch you would keep, and I should sleep, And I should sleep. Enough good taste!! Re "Reading of the Hands" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there!

definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? OK Bethan. Don't be so cryptic.Tell us more of this academic university report. In our new behavior mode, we are terribly scholarly....:-)

Oh, no, not another scientific hand measurement report! ;-)

Sister has not yet had said baby:( But, I think tonight or early tomorrow. She's having contractions:) My first Niece!!! I'll be an auntie for the first time:)

(Lizbeth) Re "Reading of the Hands" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Just what we needed, another reason to look at Colin's hands!

It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Hey Moon.....my index and ring fingers are the same....what does that mean.? I suppose one could always cut the index fingernail shorter :-) OK Nan....let's have the picture of CF's hands again from FP.....enhanced!

(heide) With his name "officially" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. Just in case anyone is wondering, this is not an official site--it just happens to have his name. (heide) Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. That's true. Personally, I have no shame about drool. It's fun and harmless. I understand that there are those who don't approve of it and that's okay, but it sure as hell isn't going to keep me from doing it. ;-) (Karen) However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. Indeed, I am�and don't you forget it ladies 'cause I have spies everywhere ;-p (Arami) Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat. As you can see, Arami will be the archivist for cf.com ;-) (Gi) And often called (around here) "Incroyable" And not to be confused with INCROYABLE ;-p~~~ (Arami) Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...) Pffft! ;-p (Evelyn) (But now that we are part of the official webring....we shall have to behave :-) ) Hee hee..behave like what? ;-p BTW, we haven't had the chance to join the webring yet� (bethan) maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-) (arami) ...or a cold shower... ;-D LOL! Now, that's m'girl�:-D (CherylE)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? (CherylE) Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we're linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated. Don't let the link to cf.com change the way you choose to speak. Spring has never been a secret among Firthfans. They all know it's here, and some even lurk, even if they don't participate. The link shouldn't make much difference. (renate) Bring your knitting stuff - LOL! (bethan) CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's "Oh haven without wave or tide", which he reads so beautifully in "The one before last". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? I think it's a great idea, honey ;-) However, sound files tend to be very large and it would slow up the page. I'll have to play with some more compression programs to see if I can get that file down to a manageable size. Or maybe just take a couple of the lines, rather than the whole thing. Dunno�gotta play. (bethan) Enough good taste!! Well, that was fast ;-p (bethan) Re "Reading of the Hands" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! (Evelyn) Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? As I've said before, I remain unconvinced ;-)

(Nan) You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p Oh Nan, I just re-read this and can't believe I've neglected to respond until now. (see post #55). Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? My heart is all a-flutter.

(Moon Dreams)the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention...is also very sensual.. That's the part I was thinking of. ;-)

(Jana) Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? I understand, Jana, that you not only get the whole Darcy but you get the Full Darcy too - an upper class version of the Full Monty but he gets to keep his hat on. Your choice which hat. ;-D

"Oh haven without wave or tide" What an apt way to introduce our new website... ;-)

Well, if the length of the poem poses technical problems (which I'm sure you can overcome, ladies!), how about a shorter soundbite........"Here? Yes, here" ,"Can I smoke?" for example. Any suggestions?

The Spring offers a realaudio server, by the way.

Okay, sister had said baby today four days too late, but I tried:)

Terry: Because this is *the* website for CF? LOL! Sorry, but I think you guys have a way to go before you can say that. Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? "Designed by Colin?") But at least you've made him commercial. So to speak. ;-) www.disney.com

Isn't that what it says? "Designed by Colin?" And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia?

("Felicia") Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? "Designed by Colin?") It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. Do you honestly think that, if I could get Colin's attention, I'd waste the time by asking him to design a website? Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site without having to use your real name. *sigh* Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

fe-lic-i-ty PRO: fE lI sE ti POS: noun INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. DEF: 2. a cause or source of great happiness. SYC: delight (2), pleasure (2), delectation, joy (n 2) SIC: enjoyment, elation, jubilation, exhilaration, happiness XWN: enjoyment1(1.00) jubilation1(1.00) exhilaration1(1.00) DEF: 3. a talent for appropriate and pleasing behavior, esp.expression, or a display of this talent: EXA: a felicity of speech. Hmmmmmm. If this were an intelligent joke, then I should think the reading comprehension skills would have been a bit better. At least cleverness makes the time and annoyance somewhat worthwhile :-( BTW, Terry, I've been meaning to comment on the blissful lack of random italicizing. Thanks.

It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. It's come a long way in a short time! I said that more as a challenge to Team Firth than as a commentary on the site (which at the time didn't really even exist).

(slippage)

Terry...Nan... Point of information ,please. 1. When I invite someone to post on Drool. Which URL do I give.... spring.net and click on Drool...or the spring.net/yapp URL at the top of this page.... 2. When I log in from another computer (library) do I key in this URL"restricted /read/drool etc and will the dialog box appear asking for my password? Maybe this is listed in a tutorial someplace on Drool. Thanks.

Addendum: To previous #1 Would you prefer if I routed people through colinfirth.com . Click on spring Discussion board. Lots of options now :-)

Evelyn, darling. Use this url please. http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/public/browse/drool/all Then they can either log in or sign up after they go to any topic. And I love it when you say you're inviting folks to post! The dialog box will appear asking for your password when you log in from another computer that's lacking your cookie. And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! Keep sending those lost guys to babes, babe!

(Terry) And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! This is cool? OK,..... if you say so, boss. Thanks for all the other directions.I

ARAMI: And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia? Ah, would that there were a sure asylum, Arami. Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? MOI: Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? "Designed by Colin?") NAN: It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. No, really, that isn't what it means? The way "designed by" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . NAN AGAIN: Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site See above. NAN AGAIN: without having to use your real name. *sigh* Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. I am Felicia. I did notice, however, that the box for my name when I come here is labeled "pseudonym". CHERYLE: fe-lic-i-ty INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. Excellent display of dictionary usage. TERRY: It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? MM Design is a member of Spring? My mistake. I will watch with interest to see what it becomes.

It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project.

(Isn't that what it says? "Designed by Colin?") The way "designed by" is so cleverly imposed on his name? I wonder how this misunderstanding can happen. Felicia is not the first one nor will she be the last one to mistake the domain address. The problem may be that every page looks different depending on your system configuration and software used. Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. So what is it that you see, Felicia, that makes you think we suggest that CF had approved of, let alone contributed to the page, inspite of the disclaimer "This web site is an independent endeavor, and is not connected to Mr. Colin Firth in any way. It is intended as a tribute to an actor we all admire."? Is it the "CF" background pattern? The ".com" in the domain name? (Would it be any different if it were "colinfirth.se" or "colinfirth.net"?) IMO it clearly says on the entry page that it was designed by "MM" who is one of the most devoted and uncommercial Firthfans you can think of, and I bet you know her page with the inimitable style: Mary Murphy's "Colin Firth - An Appreciation Page". Just to clarify: The web space and domain name of colinfirth.com is provided by Spring / Terry. The page is run by the TeamFirth aka 3Deers plus some geeky volunteers. We only use our own collected, snapped and scanned material, or that of friends. Mary was so kind to do the design for us when we were too busy with job/school/private stuff to meet the all-too-close deadline for opening of the page on CF's birthday. I cannot speak for Terry, but for the TeamFirth: this page is an endeavour as uncommercia as any page could be, despite of the ".com" ending. With the issue "commercial" here are some IMO interesting questions raised: To Terry: * To which extend is Spring commercial? Do you make money with it? Or do you intend to? Does it make you rich? Or poor? :-p Terry, perhaps it would be helpful if you could explain your intentions / terms on which you run Spring. If not on this board, perhaps somewhere else. More general considerations inspired by Felicia: * Makes linking to a commercial page the linked page commercial, too? * Is registering a domain.com name commercial in itself even if you run it on a non-commercial basis? * What is commercial on the net? Is putting on a banner to compensate for server cost already commercial? * Would you call my page on AOL commercial, just because AOL makes money with it? I think this could make an interesting discussion.

Renate, deer your post was terrific. Your statements are both accurate and reasonable--sounds very much like me at the beginning of this whole Firth adventure ;-) However, I've had a long week at school, I have piles of work to do and I am incapable of bullshit. So ladies, pardon my unusual lack of diplomacy but... ("Felicia") Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, I could easily forgive the abruptness of your arrival if I felt your intent was something more than just pure provocation. ("Felicia") but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. That would be Terry. He surprised us one day by stating that he had registered the domain. While it is not something we would have thought to do ourselves, we felt that it would be safest in the hands of Firthfans, as we have no desire to profit at Colin's expense. This has all been explained several times before, as I am sure you are aware. And btw, it is not yet listed on any of the search engines, so you could not have found it that way. ("Felicia") Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? Nowhere on the site does it say to "post your opinions at Spring". In fact, it says to send suggestions or comments via email. Therefore, you are obviously a Firthfan who has heard about the site through the grapevine�and it's galling you. If you have friendly advice or suggestions for the page then, by all means, email them to me. However, if you only wish to enter our circle in order to state your objections (liberally peppered with sarcasm and wearing your "Felicia" mask) then I suggest you find a kind ed spirit and do it in email. Trolls are not welcome here. ("Felicia") No, really, that isn't what it means? The way "designed by" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . LOL! Do you think we had the time to design the page so that it sent an inaccurate subliminal message? Only someone who was searching for something to criticize would have come up with that one. On both my browsers the "designed by" overlaps what is clearly a background. (Nan) without having to use your real name. *sigh* ("Felicia") Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. They are regular participants here. You are not. They did not register yesterday in order to post without guilt. I am Felicia. Pffft! Now, now...while I may not be the host of this Conference anymore, Terry has left my host privileges intact. Don't make me hunt down your domain. (Terry) It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. ("Felicia") I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? It was a collaborative effort by a group of us, not only those people who participate here. This shows that Firthfans are capable of working together without worrying about whose page is better and who's using what photos. This is about shared resources and community effort. Anyone who thinks otherwise is entirely missing the point of both our site and the web in general. ("Felicia") MM Design is a member of Spring? Aah, so you did see Murph's logo. It's interesting how you remembered that when it suited you. (Terry) It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Thank you, Terry! I'm glad you understand us...and the other Firthfans who want to participate in some way. Do you see why I was opposed to this topic and why I've always preferred to keep the site conversations in email? And you thought I was just nuts ;-p (Terry) Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project. Felicia's comments have inspired me to break out the Snappy and open up the Photoshop ;-) I daresay it had quite the opposite effect of the one she had intended ;-p (Renate) Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. Indeed. It would be very easy to misinterpret our motives if a person didn't know us. I do not believe this is the case here. I'll leave the questions specifically about Spring to Terry, but in terms of .com being a commercial site the answer is no. True, there was a time when .com was designated for commercial use only. However, the guidelines for registering a domain are not as strict as they once were due to the enormous number of names currently being registered. This also applies to .net. .com tends to be the most popular of the TLDs, but it no longer indicates a commercial site. Now, it's more a matter of the registrant' preference. So there ;-p

Well said, Nan. I couldn't agree more!

Ditto. Boy, I'd sure hate to have Nan hunting down my domain.... And everybody knows the story with .com.

Very well said Nan! I would love to see that inspired Snappy! THANK YOU 3 Deers for your time and dedication. Poor Moon Zappa, tell her it is not a real name!

Hey...let's not waste our time with "food-fights"..... Remember the LA riots when one of the guys said: "Can't we all just get along"..... Let's so something really productive....... like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!!

(Evelyn)like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!! And our movie!

Nan, I agree - very well said. I just love it when you get smokin'... (and I hope school is going well so far :-) Thank you 3 Deers for all your work on the website. Love it!!

It's still not yet linked to the main page because it is still under construction, but take a look: http://www.firth.com/html/arch-mo.htm

Thanks for the preview, Renate (3Deers). I haven't had time to look at everything yet but I can say I like Press Cutting #4 very much. That profile!

I think I should mention that only some of the items are linked yet - basically those with an explanation - will link them successively.

The MOTM archives is v. impressive. Thank you gang. I look forward to the rest of it and more :-))

Evelyn, got your call last night. You can detail what you need in the projects conference. I asked William to meet there also.

Ooh, sounds like we might be getting close. Thank you, Evelyn.

Colinfirth.com is down - HELP!

http://www.colinfirth.com and http://www.firth.com should both be back up now. Blame me. For not being able to pay for this domain till today. Please send any contributions to help pay for these names and the upkeepof the site to: The Spring Rt 2 Box 56r Cedar Creek TX 78612 payable to either the Spring or Paul Terry Walhus Thanks and apologies again.

3.2.99 or should I say 2.3.99. Colinfirth.com is down!

We'll get it back up soon. Mel Riser had to reboot the servers yesterday when he moved them.

After getting Marcia's pictures and chatting last night I went right to Celebrity 1000 to vote for ODB. He came up to over 500 in the last poll but deserves better IMHO

Terry, can we add another user for firth.com? Is that something I should contact Jeff about?

I can't stand it!!! I'm absolutely devastated. I thought this was a hot link to colinfirth.com and never came here till today. NO Wonder I missed CF's Birthday last year when I needed cheering the most! I shall go read all 132 postings and beat my breast all the while over what I have missed. Is there no end to the fascinating things Terry and WER think up for us at Spring?! Thanks guys!

http://www.firth.com/stats/stats.cgi will show you the stats for firth.com/colinfirth.com Web Server Statistics for www.firth.com Program started at Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:31. Analysed requests from Wed-23-Sep-1998 18:55 to Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:32 (262.6 days). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Summary (Go To: Top: General Summary: Monthly Report: Daily Report: Daily Summary: Hourly Summary: Domain Report: Host Report: Directory Report: File Type Report: File Size Report: Status Code Report: Request Report) (Figures in parentheses refer to the last 7 days). Successful requests: 772,068 (21,785) Average successful requests per day: 2,940 (3,112) Successful requests for pages: 111,720 (2,717) Average successful requests for pages per day: 425 (388) Failed requests: 19,495 (427) Redirected requests: 2,030 (28) Distinct files requested: 1,105 (421) Distinct hosts served: 24,160 (1,136) Corrupt logfile lines: 296 Data transferred: 7,036 Mbytes (207,822 kbytes) Average data transferred per day: 27,441 kbytes (29,688 kbytes)

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wow...

...amazing!

I had no idea these things were knowable. How much of that is Drool responsible for, I wonder. We get very busy in there from time to time. Thanks, Terry. Most impressive.

Thanks Terry..... Someone should send ODB a print-out of this stuff....it would boost his morale... On the other hand ...send it to Harvey instead.

ODB's Birthday is only one month away...and it's the proverbial 39th (He's not allowed to admit that he's any older than this, you know!) Anybody cooking up plans?

I kinda like it in here. It is his site...and all...your thoughts? Not much happening here so I can fetch all the flowers and tahitian and hawaiian dancers and tell them to be ready..

Hi! Let's try and make this party much better than last year's, and at least as good as mine was at 72 (Wat? Impossible!)

Moon was in charge last year...with Marcia, I think. Of course, we were not at skilled (?) as now in bringing images here or Karen's scanning. Moon brought the Dom Perignon and I brought haggis, which I will do again in celebration of his latest role as Edward Pettigrew!! ( Everybody... pl.look for a pic of haggis for me on the web) BTW, I need to learn and practice copying the location of an image...is that on #41?)

If #41 is the Help topic, go right ahead.

Not a whole lot was done last year...this year shall be different. We shall never be the same after Gi's shower. I am rounding up the hula dancers as I write this...and the flowers...and the jellyfish salad...

Wot!? We're having leftovers? ;-D

Nevah! Fresh pig, fresh ladies (fed the others to the Volcano gods)...or would yo rather I think of something not so Hawaiian for him.....I just may do that...more exotic than here...I know!!!! ....but it is my secret!

Well let me know because I can take some pesto sauce out of the freezer... ;-D

Not for ODB !!! He has never given us left-overs. We should do as well by him as he has for us...at the very least!

Besides, he probably has pasta everyday as a first course, so let's treat him to something else. What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes?

That would be great, but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau. Don't quite know how to handle this little problem!

(Gi)Re: Firthday Party What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes? That's a super idea...and since the US is so big..how about regional dishes? **** (Marcia)Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau Nah! You wanna' have a luau...go ahead!!After all that's your regional schtick. Mine is a western barbecue...(gag, gag).Rather have a luau :-)

You're on! But no more Jellyfish salad. I am off to find some more exotic pupus to get our tastebuds in working order. It is never to early to post food for thought! (I was going to take him to Antartica via sled-dog team and feed him muktuk!)

I am re-reading the last few posts... So, everyone is invited and encouraged to being her own national/regional dish...right? So, it's an International Theme....because he belongs to the world...right? You know me...I'm a mega-organizer...like to get the ground rules down- pat...so there are no misconceptions. *** Any other ideas out there?? I'm off to practice on #61

but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau No!! All I meant was no leftovers. ;-D Regional food for Chicago: pizza, hot dogs and BBQ ribs! The holy trinity of Chicago food. Or we could have fried chicken...I could pick up some KFC. ;-D

Karen, if I have to supervise half-naked men who are going to be digging my imu, the least you could do is bring me some popcorn chicken with the sweet-sour sauce, please. This is very hungry work!

sadly having missed the lovely shower for dear Gi, I am a bit of a novice at this , is 161 where it's at for technical help for thickies like me? I think it's a great idea especially as some of us will actually be seeing him during his 39th year!!! (sorry Marcia, I won't go on about it). I am going to bring something from Bath, add an Austenesque feel to the festivities.

61 is our Help for Droolies topic. People have been using it to practice posting pictures or anything else. Something from Bath would be very nice indeed! ;-D

Right, now I've gotten myself in trouble... How am I going to find pics of my favourite Portuguese dishes and pastry? ;-) Like Marcia does, I guess: hunt and dig and travel until I find them! :-)

It is the only way I know of finding goodies. Not so secret way to get quick pictures is to use altavista and have it do a picture search. I got Evelyn's dynamite Tiara that way. (Did not know about it for Gi's shower...)p

Are the native didhes to be state goodies, such as Florida strawberries. Alaskan salmon, Idaho potatoes, SD watermellon, Kentucky mint julep, Minnesota walleye. Since I have lived in all these states, which one is the best.

I think you should bring them all, Lucie. They sound delectible.

I declare the bazaar open! Countdown for the 10th!

Midnight approaching....... I think I can drop this here.....

Happy Birthday Colin The cakes are made and iced, the meat pies are in the oven warming, the tomato sauce (read ketchup if you're American) bottle is full, the beer is as cold as it can get without freezing, the champagne is chilled and the glasses sparking. Here we go; party, party, party (Aussie style).

I'm just going to drop this off now, but we'll open it later... ;-D

'Tis past midnight in Portugal and England.So maybe I can say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!

That little figure is mesmerizing, Gi. I can't keep my eyes off it. Can't wait to see what's in the boxes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN....FROM THE GANG AT DROOL

And a happy birthday Oz style from me. The shrips are on the barbie, read and cooked. Anne

Lovely ladies!! Can't wait to see what's will have been posted while we in the western hemisphere sleep. (Amy) 39 Better & Better Absolutely!!

Hauoli No Hanau, Colin Firth

Hana hou...

And someone special to bestow it upon you...

ODB relaxing in the tradewinds as he awaits the evening's festivities...

As ever, the images from the Aloha State make you want to hop on a plane. But in the meantime, I found another bestower of leis: The Lei Lady ;-D

I don't have a scanner to send any lovely images, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN

Happy Birthday Colin baby from Danielle Meers and Gail Dunn. The women in your life you haven't met yet.

Lucie, IM me again

Oooo. I can't wait!! Better drop off the package for tomorrow! And add my two cents to the decorations: I hope everyone's plans are in place. Here' wishing Colin a: *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*****

Have lots of goodies coming from Chi-cow-go via my Bovine Messenger Service:

A three-wheeled cow? Sevres? What will they think of next....! His ship readies for the evening, lolling in the brilliant sunlight as he snoozes in the shade: The entertainment prepares to board:

Oh yes and a happy birthday from me. I can't do better than that.

As the guests gather and the evening draws near the gods of fair weather and good appetite are requested to join the cruise. Good fellowship is bound to follow! The Gods she is invoking:

The Blissful Firths enjoying the deepening evening sky and each other... The Climax of a lovely evening for the celebrating couple

The tired and happy Firths greet the dawn... HAUOLI NA HANAU, HANA HOU!

Fair weather for Firthday in Engalnd, Portugal and Italy:

Oops! Meant England, of course. Does this look like a Hawaiian beach to you? Wrong! This is in the Algarve, Portugal.

Where Colin can also try his hand at golf while he gets ready for the party:

Happy Birthday, Colin! You are the Star today, and every day!

So sorry, away from home and at someone else's computer, so I can't post the actual present, but it's: A week at a private island resort in Fiji for 10. And a large basket of St. Emilion grapes.

Oh and yes, Happy Birthday. Mine is in 16 days :-)

Marcia, I have an imu that needs digging, I'm sure. Send the lads over when they're finished with yours. I'm sure you've chosen well.

Dear Colin, knowing what a great horseman you are, I have searched all over the world to find the best and the most gorgeous horse....for the best and the most gorgeous man on Earth!! Yes, I have found what I�ve been looking for.... He�s an Egyptian Arab stallion, currently residing in California doing extremely valuable stallion services. You see, this horse is a genetic miracle but also a very lovable animal and great for riding!

Happy 39th Birthday Colin! I have come in mongolfiere from my castle in Umbria to attend your party. Richard Branson was quite put out when I left him and the rest of my guests. He was in the middle of explaining how it all started thanks to Mike Oldfield�s Tuberlar Bells, Virgin Records that is, and since I had heard the story before, I took my leave. But it could not be helped, I simply had to come to your festa. Ciao, ciao! As promised, I have brought lots of vini italiani for the celebration. Cheers! Colin, there�s nothing better that I could wish for you than to have a very musical birthday, so, please accept as gifts two of my favourites. I trust you own an amplifier. The classic Fender Stratocaster. And, the classic Gibson Les Paul. Tanti Auguri! Saluti anche a Livia.

In keeping with the musical theme, I've taken the liberty of inviting a neighbor of mine (well, a neighbor of sorts). He's on his way into the party right now... ...and is surveying Moon's gift guitars with a gleam in his eye! Now he's grabbed a guitar and is warming up those tender vocal cords...Mi mi mi mi...glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye...tra la la la la...darkness on the eh-he-he-he-dge of town...do re mi fa so la ti...Rosalita jump a little higher... And is givin' it his all for Colin's birthday concert! BRUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!! Here's wishing all the best for Colin on his birthday. There's nothing like celebrating with a shot of Bruce Juice!

Another thought....Colin, you possibly prefer to ride a mare instead of a stallion? To ensure that you get the best possible gifts I also want to give you a wonderful white Shagya mare! With all her equipment and a mile long genealogical table of course. A quick, powerful Shagya could be especially useful in the forthcoming Flashman project! Here she is....

BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCE!!!! What great entertainment for the party, Eileen. Does he take audience requests? ;-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN GREAT ONES!!

Happy Birthday Colin, and many thanks for working so hard this year so that we have so much to look forward to.

Thanks Tineke for the tuition!!

Loved the erupting volcano, Marcia. Brings back such wonderful memories of MLSF [*blows nose*] and another discussion on Geo. ;-D

Colin, Most importantly and from the bottom of my heart:

Check out the home page of firth.com. Lovely job, Renate. Beeeeuuuutiful!!

Wunderbar! Renate! Danke!

Look who has agreed to play when Bruce takes his break! "Hope you like my music Colin." Marcia, I lost it when I saw that Volcano! Elena, such stallions! You have very good taste! :-)

To go with all the great musical entertainment, I booked a very famous dancer:

Quimby, I think your offer of a holiday in Fidji is fantastic! More modestly, I had thought (actually, it was Heide's idea) of offering Colin a stay at my DH's hotel in Albufeira, Algarve, Portugal, the setting of some of Bridget Jones' Diary's scenes.

BTW, Colin, do have a glass of Port wine from the original cellars: and a cracker with some of our best cheeses: and enjoy the day with your friends on the Internet! You know some of us already!

HOWDY PARTNER... GREETINGS FROM OKLAHOMA To celebrate the occasion... .....How About The Blue Plate Special of the Day.... PRAIRIE OYSTERS

And here's one for you and Livia... UP..UP..AND AWAY YOU GO

UP ,CLOSE AND PERSONAL A balloon ride for you and Livia

! *****HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! ***** ...And make the most of it! I hope that you are aware that after this one, you are not permitted to admit to having any more of these ... (This is referred to as the "Jack Benny Principle of Eternal Youth"!) (... Also this is a requirement of the insurance people ... we mustn't risk burning the place down, you know!) So gather ye rose buds while ye May ... And do it with a vengeance, Oh, our knight in shining armor!: And have the happiest birthday ever!

That was some cake you baked....Karen:)))

(Evelyn) That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) ...And far too rich!!! You'd better work off some of those calories, Colin, so I've brought around one of your eager and faithful noble steeds ... ... for a quick gallop around the park ... ... But watch out for those swans ... they bite ... might spook your horse and you'd get thrown into the water. Mustn't get that shirt wet must we?? (Hee hee) ... Ah, that was an invigorating ride, wasn't it? Now back to the party champagne ... ... and party, Party, PARTY!! Happy Birthday, Colin! (with love from KJ)

(Moon) Elena, such stallions! But the Shagya was supposed to be a mare!! Do you see something different?? Btw anybody know what�s happening to my thank-you box? (resp.no 211) Looks like termites had attacked it.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are really some thing. I sincerely hope that ODB Mr. Firth will join us today! Have you heard any thing from Colin's agent yet, Evelyn? Very very sorry, I don't have time to collect gift for you, Colin. Just the best wishes for your birthday and many years to come! We all love you!!!!!! I bet you will have the best birthday party that you ever had, if you come here today (just think : A VIRTUAL PARTY - IT MAKES a HISTORY IN YOUR LIFE)! Any way, I'm enjoying the party very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mouth watering for those delicious food, Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummmmm.

That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) Hey, I resemble that! ;-D Elena, your giftbox came from the xoom domain. Can't post anything from there and expect it to remain more than a few minutes.

Colin, If you think you're having problems trying to shake an image... Best wishes on your birthday. XOXOXO Your friend and co-star, Julie

The food has begun to arrive, I see. We need something to compliment Evelyn's prairie oysters (*shudder*), so how about a slice of New York cheesecake? Mm mmm good! It's just the thing to 'finish' those oysters! :-P

Oh, Karen...ROTFLOL!

I see we are clouding up the skies with balloon rides! And Mary Poppins I promised Eric Clapton a ride after the party. I have spoken with Keith Jarret but I'm afraid he's not well enough to join us today. Colin, I hope you still all the CD's I gave you last year at your party. Il mangiare e buonissimo! And the cake Karen is very good too!

Hi everyone! Read all the Birthday greetings and just love all of them. Colin, Happy Birthday!!! In preparation of your big day, I watched P&P last night (all 6 tapes). Hope you do play the role of Mark Darcy for the upcoming movie "Bridget Jones Diary" and loved you in "My Life So Far". Happy 39th!!! With all my love, Nancy (Did I sound ok? This is my first time and I'm sort of nervous.) Nancy

Welcome to the party Nancy, have some Dom Perignon!

YYYYYYYuuuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!! Thanks, that was sweet.

Here comes Harvey, the Pokemon piggy! (heehee)

Good for you, Nancy!! You did just great.

I've been wandering all over town today picking up the Best of Chicago Foods. And let me tell you, this is one serious eating town. Health be damneed!! Vegans, outta my way!! Grab you're favorite cardiologist and bottle of Pepto Bismol and come along: For our first stop, we'll stop at one of the tens of thousands of stands that sell Chicago-style hot dog with everything on it. Can't forget the greasy fries with ketchup. Yum yum ;-D

Next, you can't go out to eat in Chicago without sampling our famous deep-dish pizza. I have ordered us one with *extra cheese*!! A crane will lift us up out of our seats at the restaurant so that we might continue. We're getting a full slab of BBQ ribs at Carsons. (no, namby pamby half slabs for us!!) But, as we've had a few other courses beforehand, I'll order the baked potato skins, instead of the au gratins. Don't worry, the skins come with sour cream. Now doesn't that look tasty!! But there's more... Arnie wouldn't hear of it if I didn't bring my favorite actor to his restaurant. So off we go to Morton's for a steak. Save some room, there's still dessert!!

For this special day I thought of something really BIG for Colin. Here is my present: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!! Sorry, if this does not work properly, it's my first try.

It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!

It worked perfectly, Carola. Oh, to have Pemberley *sigh* for real. ;-D Gi, your food is not showing up. Check your urls. I might have to delete the posts because they are slowing down the loading process.

It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!

Meet you at 61, Karen?

Now it's time to dance off the calories. Kula Shaker is just starting to play!

BEAUTIFUL! Carola, Oh how I wish to be mistress of Pemberley.

Now ladies, no need to pine over Pemberley. I have a perfectly beautiful castle in Umbria, where you are all invited next week. My guests will dpart by then. :-D

Not fair, Moon! Now that I've booked for Tunisia! :-)

Good idea to dance a bit before dessert. I'm awaiting a delivery from my Bovine Messenger Service. ;-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! Alas, I have no gift to offer -just my very best wishes. (I considered tying a bow on and offering myself, but had the feeling Livia wouldnt go for that) ;) btw- absolutely ROTFLOL over your Mary Poppins post Karen! *wipeing away tears of laughter* and that volcano, Marcia! (hee hee) that was Too Funny! :) oh! and Welcome Nancy! glad you joined in-

Welcome back, Esbee!! ************** Minimal calories while working those jaws. From Chicago's own Wrigley Company, a little chewing gum: Double Moo Double your pleasure, double your fun... And the Juicy [Fruit] Jammer:

That double moo must hurt.

Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? Thanks Karen, it great to be back :)

Moon, count me in to your (whatever) the castle ONLY IF ODB will be there!!! Karen, I love the cow with a pair of sneakers, LOL!!! And I remember Chicago's famous dip dish pizza and loved it. Oh, I'm so hungry! (hope I don't sound like Lydia)

Thanks Karen,SBRobinson and all of you. Its been a wonderful party and hope to get in on the other subjects soon. Need to do some catching up.

(SBR) Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? LOL!! Only you would notice that!! Yes, I see the bone protruding. Too funny! Glad you're having a good time, Nancy. We don't do this all the time, but today is a special day. And we have lots of people who have just learned how to post pictures debuting today! You've all done so well. *Big pat on the back* :-) Lydia whining is OK here, Xian. :-)

Where is ice cream??? I ate all mine while re-watching TA three more times (just couldn't make it four because all four buckets were gone before the third watch ended).

Xian, of course, ODB will not be there, he is too busy filming, which is just where I want him to be. :-D Hopefully, we will be seeing lots of him next year. Of course Flashman is the icing on the cake.

(Hey, Esbee, If we take a deeeep breath, I bet we both can squeeze in) HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN,HONEY

WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time.

Evelyn, How can you think to use an evelope? You should use a sleeping bag then we will all fit in without damage our precious skin. Oh, I love this party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Colin and Livia had such a good time on the balloon ride this morning..they kept going....here they are over Slovenia!

For the late arrivals, we will be moving the party to the Italian Riviera. The Chicago beef was good, but now we must have our pasta, pane e vino. :-) That's us at the top. Benvenuti!

Xian, LOL! but if the evelope damage our precious skin, ODB would be oblieged to bandage us up! ;) "Colin dear, i'm afraid i just cant reach that paper cut back there. Would you be so kind...?"

So Evelyn, if they're in Slovania, the must be getting closer. Should we expect them? Colin does have an enormous amount of gifts to pick up.

IGUANA WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN

Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*

WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time.

Eileen, You mean to say you still have not had a piece of Karen's delicious cake? I'm already at the Amontillado, and Kula Shaker is still playing! Get yourself on the dance floor!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN ..FROM THE COLONEL

Guess what's in here?! Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, C O L I N !

PARTY! PARTY! Hey Colin, 39 is a great age!

More dancing off those calories: Click here

Is it salsa time Karen? Let's Samba! Chico Valdez has just started to jam!

Cute Karen... Is this the 1999 take on the Netherfield Ball?

Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*

Did you click and hear the music? A little island reggae for a change of pace. ;-D I hear the hoof beats dessert coming down the street... Chicago cheesecake from Eli's Miserable cow dropped the cheesecake on my toe! Think it's broken

Egads! *embarrasment ensues* Please ignore my double post. Pass me a chicken leg, willya?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!! Since I cannot top Pemberley and those beautiful horses, I will extend to you my wish that your greatest personal happiness and highest professional achievements still lie before you. Thanks for all of your remarkable work, too. What a feast - thank heavens, the weight I've gained (and my slight inebriation) at this wonderful party is also of the virtual kind. The Italian Riviera - so romantic. Perhaps we can finish up on the Isle of Man?

I hear the hoof beats...or the melodic sound of dainty hooves encased in roller blades :-D Sorry to hear about your toe. Perhaps the guest of honor can be of service?

Eileen, thank you very much for the ice cream. BUT I don't eat LOW FAT ones. I need lots of calories and sugar to keep me excited because I think this party will goes to the midnight, not to mention dancing to the end of this happy day!

Karen, A cow in rollerskites? Please don't mention your little toe, I AM DYING OF LAUGHING!!! Hope ODB could save me (you know, like the prince woke SnowWhite).

Bottom right container looks "high test" to me, Xian. Better yet, help yourself to some cheesecake from Elsie-on-skates. That'll really get you going! Am off to watch Ent. Tonight. They better mention a certain someone's birthday at the end of the show...

Gack! ET's been pre-empted by tennis! How can they do this? Aargh!

With all this tres fattening food, thought ODB might want something light - served just the way he likes it ;-D

Renate, when are you going to show us what's inside of the giftbox? ;-D

(Karen) thought ODB might want something light I was going to make a randy remark, but I suppose we must keep this affair tasteful. After looking at this picture, Xian, how can you resist ODB in this role?? BTW, Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes.

(Lynda) Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes. LOL!! Let's hope so. ;-D

I'm late as usual: the story of my life... I can't give our Birthday Boy anything that he hasn't been offered already... but here are my very very best wishes, a pat on the back and a friendly smile...

(Obviously I've arrived virtually drunk...) :-D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN

Q: Name the movie, character, and actor that influenced the artist responsible for this public scupture? ;-D

I don't think the slippers match... !

..But those femurs - by Jove, those femurs!!! (I don't mean the cow's femurs this time, of course.)

...I don't think the slippers match... ! Ya'mean they make Arsenal slippers? :-))

ROTFLOL! Where's Heide? Renate, what's in the gift box?

Thank you for giving us Mr. Darcy and all the other roles that are MAGIC

Karen, the last time I was in Chicago we had some wonderful prime rib but I can't remember the name of the resturant. It is their speciality, so how about some prime rib. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN you just get better and better.

BTW, Marcia where are you? It's almost time for the fireworks. Whoever is doing the fireworks, please stop drinking now! ;-)

Hey Karen...Lookee, Lookee... .....one of those Chicago Cows is really gettin' with the party!

Prime rib? That would be Lawry's (as in seasoned salt and salad dressing), but that restaurant came out of LA many years ago if I'm not mistaken. So not indigenous to the shores of Lake Mich... Perhaps, one of our LA Firthettes can wade through the sprouts and find a hunk of beef in out there!!

Oh Evelyn, that is a udderly hysterical. Have added Twinkletoes to my repetoire. ;-D

I had to do one more cow. Such a good picture! It's called Top Cow. I forgot to tell you that boxer shorts cow is named "Udderly Romantic" Ain't that the truth? ;-D

And my birthday card to you, Colin: Hope your birthday was a SCREAM!! Because we had a SCREAM celebrating it with you.

Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ Must have been all I've had to drink. Take a good look at that box, ladies! At 272. Renate, that's a riot. Very difficult pattern, but amazingly, it looks better as wrapping paper. ;-D

I'm very late, but I wanted to join the party...Happy Birthday, CF. Sing along with Colin HERE Murph

Wow, that was beautiful, Mary! Karen, I love all the cows but I think that Colin was born in Year Of Rat! Now I desperately want to see FP, that Arsenal short looks dreaming!!!!!!! This party is getting better and better just like our guest of honor.

Where am I? Still on that yacht in the lovely Pacific with the happy couple having feasted on all of the aforementioned goodies and a Luau...I think they are like the proverbial sofa...over-stuffed. It has been glorious fun. Thanks all!

Wow - what other actor has such a creative and classy group of fans?!! I am so glad to have "virtually" met you all, and explore our mutual appreciation of a FANTASTIC actor who transforms himself in every performance he gives us....it really is magical!! My gift to Colin is my effort to create more "FirthFans" among my friends, relatives and neighbors by inviting them to see his films, most recently "MLSF", (in Cleveland, Ohio). If Miramax was counting, I saw it 5 times, and brought 7 new "converts" with me. I also have a "lending library" of his videos, and am waiting to see him clutching a (well deserved) Academy Award (which, in my opinion he is overdue for!!). I am now trying to get to London for 3DOR, perhaps I can (get the nerve up!) to give Colin a hearty handshake and thank him for some great performances!!! All my best wishes to you, Colin, and thanks for sharing your talent...I hope you and Livia are having a wonderful birthday celebration!!! By the way if you ever find yourself in the Cleveland, Ohio area....I'd be happy to give you (and Livia), a guided tour of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS! to all the lovely ladies who invested their time, effort, expertise, and sense of humor into making this the most wonderful, outrageous, and unique celebration of the 20th Century ... and all in honor of the 39th natal anniversary of that wonderfully talented actor, Mr. Colin Firth I'm sure we all hope that he was able to discover it and enjoy it as much as we did! In appreciation for the many contributions from all of you, I'm sure he'd want to award you this: ... for BEST IN SHOW, ... followed up by THUNDEROUS ... *****WELL DONE, LADIES !! *****

OOPS!! I forgot to mention one other somewhat IMPORTANT compliment to our "Birthday Boy"..... The general opinion among the Cleveland, Ohio-based "Colin Firth Fan Club" is this.... We feel that while Colin has always been attractive, upon closer inspection, we have decided that Colin is now BETTER-LOOKING as he has "matured" (Colin, please take that as the compliment we mean it to be!). Seriously, his face has become more expressive, so I guess it can be true - like "fine wine" Colin improves with age!!! One OTHER quick request to Colin...how about a BROADWAY play? Talk to Judi Dench and Natasha Richardson...it worked for them!!!

You guys are great!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN!. I know this is late but, I have had to work all day. These pics are fantastic... Hey, GI,Marci and Evelyn...I am glad to be back. I have missed you guys..

For Rita's birthday tomorrow, back to 72?!

Unwrapping time! ;-P

*argh!* I only do that to enhance the anticipation!

Call me the "Mistress of Suspense"! (if not something else :-p)

Isn't she clever? Did he complain much when you took his shirt off? Did he put the beer down? ;-D

Loved the birthday song, Mary. I'll be humming that all day now! And Colin really is the top against whom I measure every other actor.

No, Karen, *I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. ;-P Don't you think he enjoyed the fireworks?

Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?

*I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. mmmmmmmmm, I am visualizing. Very nice collage.

Oh Murph..."You're the Top"...You outdid yourself ..... I laughed and almost cried....you got it baby!!! ***** Renate...my favorite pic with the fireworks...what a finale.

Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?

That collage with the fireworks is wonderful, truly beautiful. And Murph, your poem to Colin is GREAT. I so much wish that he has been informed about this (who trusts the ICM people in these things? Unfortunately, I do not) because I�m sure he would have been happy to see so much sincere appreciation and devotion. Thank-you everybody for making Colin�s birthday such a great happening!!

LOL at the greetings, great fireworks. I had to leave and unplug my pc when natures fireworks started here. What a storm but not enough reain *%#@%^&*

My apologies for my tardiness... Happy Birthday Colin! Thank you for being such a talented actor. I am giving you this gift because I am eager to see you in breeches again when you play Flashman...a feast to the eyes...

And here are the boots to go with it...

Ladies, I am overwhelmed. What a great party! Sorry I missed all the festivities, but my demanding employer has been keeping me at the oars rowing as hard as I can. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thanks for all your great work which brings us such enjoyment.

Even better than I imagined it could possibly be! Karen and Evelyn and Marcia, batting 1.000 as usual. The pix, and Murph, that song! I was traipsin' down Broadway trying to remember more than bits and snatches, so I printed it out and am committing it to memory. Such love, creativity, humor and technical expertise has been lavished on a worthy fella, and that happens so rarely in life. I'm proud to know you all and to have been privileged to watch a rerun of the party. Moon Dreams...oops, it's getting li e an acceptance speech where you cringe to leave people out, so I bow out and let Him do the accepting. As I'm sure he will. Love the laughing lady, Arami. Stop! Stop! Now I really do quit.

It sounds like you are leaving. Have I missed something? Oh dear....!

Marcia, you gotta watch more awards show! ;-D

uh...ok...i guess...where do I find them? In Hilo?! Not the Joan Rivers' aftermaths?! That is about all I get to watch. (gotta share the TV with the hairy chest beater of the house, you know!) So, what did I miss?

quimby is merely giving us her version of a typical acceptance speech. She's not going anywhere. ;-D Of course, at about line three, the director cued for the music to start... ;-D

thenk yew veddy much....

A source of funding for cf.com? "CALLING ALL WEBMASTERS/MISTRESSES! About.com is launching a new Affiliates programme which will enable those who run related sites to become a part of the About.com communuity and earn a little money into the bargain. Your British Theatre related site could carry a banner or button linking directly to mine, and, if you like, a search engine which will carry out searches on the British Theatre site or even the whole of About.com's 650+ sites, and every time a visitor clicks on the banner, the button or the search box, you get paid. I know that many of you already link to this site - you have my gratitude for that - so formalising the arrangement will give you a little back in return. To find out more, pop along to - http://britishtheatre.about.com/library/weekly/blaffiliates.htm

It is just like the visto banner - but how many of us click it to help Terry? One is not more worthy than the other, but this is a PRIVATE web site and the other is commercial. Help Terry, too, please!

Oh Karen! That is so neat! We are all "over the moon" for the honoree, anyway. Most of us probably don't need the rocket to get us "high" on this guy!!! See ya in 5 1/2 days...

Is there gonna be a theme this year, boss? (As if this crowd ever follows the rules;-)

A theme? Moon is our official party planner. What would you like us to do? Baa, One of the sheep

Hello, hello! I was inspired by Colin's colored glasses and all our "bong" talks to go psychedelic. "Imagine me and you, I do... Feeling Groovey" Is this baaad of me? ;-) BTW, checked out Cicciolina's site. She will definitely NOT be making an appearance! ;-)))))

Holy cow! I get busy elsewhere and the high and mighty Darcy is now a pothead??? Oh no! I thought I could trust him in your worthy hands... Licker 'um up and have your way with him,, I guess...

TV Times Stars Happy Birthday to Colin Firth: Rugged good looks have endeared Colin to the hearts of the public.As a Virgo,one of the earth signs,Colin,who'll be 40 on Sunday,is lke a mature wine and will improve with age,2001 heralds his Uranus half return,a time when you realise you only live once.In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime.

In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime. Now you know. That is exactly when Colin and I are planning to meet. ;-) His fortieth shindig will be bang on!

Ha ha!! Although, maybe next year...

Why are you talking about CF here and not on "his" board?

Just trying to make it difficult for you to find us. Tag, you're it!! *running like hell*

Running in circles, more like.

Perhaps we ought to be gearing up to celebrate: The Firthst Anniversary of his 39th birthday! Yippee! (**Heehee**)

Good idea, KJ! Like this? more days!!

I am having so much fun tasting the food for the party! ;-)

Creme brulee.

Chocolate brownies. ;-)

I don't care as long as we have enough bubbly....and not that cheap Andre stuff...:-))) evelyn*who is thirsty*

A drop of nice Italian red for me, please.

Evelyn! We have always had nothing but the best at DBs party and this year is no exception. We have just added a few novelties to the menu. (Cue in Groucho Marx and cigar, "If you know what I mean"). The cases of Dom Perignon are already chilled. :-D And, Arami, the Brunello di Montalcino has also arrived. :-)

Slurp.

What does ODB drink...besides ale. Did anyone see what he was drinking at the Donmar Gala or the recent RV reception? Red or white?

I'm two days early but I most likely won't be near my computer this weekend, so it's time for some early greetings from a few friends... So Colin Firth, the birthday boy, has a personal trainer. He is no longer a big girly man? HA! We can take his flabby pectoral muscles and tie them together in a Christmas bow. So hear us now and believe us later, Hans and Franz are the only personal trainers for Firth...there is still time for us to *clap* pump him up! Hey Firth! It's your birthday, huh old man? I heard you got some time on your hands. Why don't you bring your candy as* into the ring and let The Rock pop open those six-pack abs?! Forty years old--time for a career change. Think about it, Firth. Wrestling can give you a whole new future. It took me from this... ...to this in just a few short years. Why do you want to PLAY Tony Blair when you can BE Tony Blair? Take my advice...you'll see. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!

LOL, Eileen! You are setting the pace quite nicely. Evelyn, we will have some Amontillado for Colin when we start on the desserts.

How about Guinness?

Ding Ding Ding and in this corner, a pencil-legged, beady-eyed star of stage and screen, who shall remain nameless and hidden in brown paper bag (*loud catcalls and boos*) and our own, one and only, THE Bod *loud cheers heard from all continents* Yeah!! LOL! Eileen

Following Eileen's lead... Since I'll be travelling the (well, a bit of Europe) tomorrow, I want to leave Colin's present here today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Or, if a quill is not appropriate, here's this: Enjoy the party! You will be in great company

It�s a minute past midnight... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! To celebrate his birthday thoroughly I�m leaving for London in a few hours. Have a grrrreat party!

Here's somebody to demonstrate the former gift's use: Since I am unable to get online on Sunday, Against all other contingencies, ... I'd like to make my wishes known a bit early:

Happy Birthday, COLIN! Also have a look at http://www.colinfirth.com/index.html (probably you have to hit "refresh")

For the actor who is a standout in his field, a giant among thespians, the big swan in the little duckpond ... ...Who has been described as "One of the best of his generation" -- only because he works like a dog (?hamster?)at his craft ... ...Who has so vividly portrayed many different characters, and who is capable of taking on a wide variety of roles ... ...We wish to celebrate the Firthst Anniversary of his 39th Birthday, ...that is to tell him to have a --

Colin's birthday? PURRRRRRR-fect! Feeling kind of kittenish lately. He's our cat's meow. Breaking out the catnip and the buck's fizz.

Happy Birthday, Colin. Wish I could be with you to help celebrate. Instead I'll send you a smooch from afar.. and head on off to bed.. Hey, a girl can dream..

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday DEAR COLIN , Happy Birthday to you. Three Cheers for Colin, HipHip Hurrah HIpHip Hurrah.

I too want to say....hyv�� syntym�p�iv�� (=happy birthday)

Happy Birthday Colin! You know what they say, "Life begins at......." And as a small token of my esteem here's a little something to enhance that new bod we're all aching to see. Enjoy! BTW - If you need any help with applying it there's no shortage of willing volunteers at Spring!

Happy 40th Birthday Colin! (Champagne units 4, bongs 2, calories 2000 so far, vvg) Colin, before you become famous after the release of The Bridget Jones�s Diary, I would like you to remember that we have been throwing your virtual birthday parties for many years and we are also planning to have your new millennium birthday party next year so make sure you write it in your agenda. In keeping with the theme, my first gift will be Aldous Huxley�s The Doors of Perception , and all the Quicksilver Messenger Service albums. Much more awaits you here: http://www.geocities.com/davidia7/birthday.html Buon Compleanno!

After seeing all the fantastic,technological greetings already posted mine will seem pretty tame. Nevertheless - HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY COLIN and enjoy your birthday. Many happy returns. We look forward to seeing many more of your films and plays in the years to come.

Happy B Day, Colin! Hope this works. 40 is special 40 is great Too old for pimples Too young to ache. Enjoy each minute, Old love of my life, Drink lots of champagne, Make love to your wife.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! Murph

Adorable, Murph :-D

I second that, excellent Murph.

And nice pages, Moon. Loved the fun and games. :-D Got the munchies, Colin? 'Cause I'm going to take you on I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour They've got everything you need Satisfaction guaranteed The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away Hoping to take you away Aaaaaah- The Magical Mystery Tour Roll up- roll up for the mystery tour I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away Coming to take you away The Magical Mystery Tour is dying to take you away Dying to take you away-take you today Play me

Peggy at the Firthden posted this today. I repost with her permission. Thought it was neat: ********************* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN 40 years - 40 quotes 1-Mother: �he has an enormous capacity for friendship. When he makes friends he stays friends� 2-Sister Kate: �Since he became a father I�ve noticed a much gentler, softer side to Colin� 3-Penny Edwards, teacher: �His head is very difficult to turn because he knows which direction he wants to put his face� 4-Meg Tilly: �He�s one of my best friends� 5-Mother-in-law: �My daughter has married an admirable English gentleman .......we knew that a man who could treat our daughter with such beautiful love & respect was the right man for her. He is very dear to us.� 6-Christopher Fettes, Drama centre: �I knew instantly that he had quite an extraordinary talent...Colin represents everything that is best about the sort of middle class English background that he has had. He has an inner sense of culture & class & a maturity which is seen in only a few actors� 7-Yat Malmgren, Drama Centre: �He was the kind of student who almost never occurs. He had everything I expect & rarely find; imagination, intelligence, logic, common sense� 8-Kenneth Branagh, AMITC: �Colin is a supremely generous actor� 9-Kenith Trodd, AMITC, COF: � There�s more to Colin than there is to most actors. Even when he�s doing a costume role he brings something to the performance that makes you feel his performance isn�t just teeth & pantaloons. He�s able to suggest a feeling of inner life in a way that most actors can�t.� 10-Martin Donovan, AZ: �Colin- he�s a magic actor......he learnt Spanish, he drank & ate with the film crew� 11-Fernando Ghia, Nostromo: �I owe so much to the stoicism of the British actors. While the Italians & Spanish would storm off the set complaining they couldn�t work in the heat, Colin Firth & Albert Finney would just sit there sweating it out.� 12-Michael Wearing, Nostromo: (Re Colin & Livia ) �their relationship flowered slowly & was delightful to see� 13-Anthony Mingella, TEP: �There�s a sort of transparency to Colin�s inner life that only the best actors have. He has to do very little it seems to give you access to his inner being.� 14-Nick Hornby, FP: �...wouldn�t you know it, & doesn�t it make you sick? - Colin Firth is a genuinely nice guy; smart, funny, self-deprecating, complicated, thoughtful, good company� 15-Ruth Gemmell, FP: �...he�s so lovely, he immediately put me at ease....Colin is not as serious as people think. He�s also a very sweet man� 16-Holly Aird, FP: �Colin Firth hasn�t let fame go to his head....Colin isn�t arrogant. In real life he�s quiet, shy & mostly sits & reads� 17-Gwyneth Paltrow, SIL: �When I first met him I thought he was quite serious. But actually he is very funny.� 18-John Madden SIL: on Wessex. �Crucial character, brilliantly played, I think. But it�s the kind of performance that gets richer & richer the more you see it� 19- Nia Long, SLOW: �.... a sweetheart, a true professional. He tells great stories & has a wonderful sense of humour & he really tries to give everything he can as an artist� 20-Jodhi May, TOTS: �Colin Firth was lovely, a complete joy to work with� 21-Mary Elizabeth Mastrantio, MLSF: �But he�s fantastic & he�s a dear family friend of ours.......and he�s a fantastic actor. ...if you were to read the script & then you watch these scenes & see the humour & pathos that he�s extracted & imbued them with, it�s astonishing� 22-Sir Denis Forman, MLSF: �He�s my father to a T - the way he walked, the way he talked. I did send them some old time movies.....but it really is almost uncanny. A wonderful performance.� 23-Julie Andrews, RV: �Colin Firth played my nephew. We had some wonderful scenes together� 24-Jo Weedon. Womans Own, 1986: �There�s more than a little cynicism about Colin Firth & yet, behind the tough facade is a shy, unpretentious young man� 25-Guiiana Mercorio Films & Filming:1989 �...this smiling, eminently sane, attractive 28-year-old� 26-Jane Oddy. Sunday Life 1994:�Despite protestations that he is shy of women, Colin exudes charm & confident sex appeal� 27-Kathy Passero. A & E Monthly.1996: �.....the 36 year-old British actor, who, in contrast to his aloof & brooding character, is genial & pleasant� 28-Judith Stone. Mirabella 1996: �...many would say he slices, dices & purees the mustard� 29-Weekly News, 1996: �He is as humorous & articulate as Darcy is chilly & silent. His classic good looks give him a powerful presence, but something happens when he opens his mouth & you hear his amazing voice. The man is magnetic� 30-TV Times, 1997: �Colin Firth remains that rare thing - an actor who�s more interesting than any of the characters he plays� 31-Radio Times. 1997: �His level-headed attitude is probably genetic� 32-Daily Telegraph 1997: �...you would expect a hint of aloof arrogance or impatience from someone who has set the hearts of British womanhood a-flutter. But nothing could be further from the truth, Firth turns out to be unassuming, friendly & funny� 33-Mary Riddell. Sunday Times 1997: �He truly doesn�t care for his looks & allure� 34-Steve Grant. Time Out 1997: �he is one of those rare commodities; a handsome, youngish, intelligent, heterosexual film star who�s as quintessentially English as, & a lot more rugged than, Hugh Grant� 35-Harold Finlay, Attitude 1997: �It appears even as a student he was warm - & liked..... the floppy hair, the soft intense eyes, the lovely smooth voice all add up to the perfect person to cuddle up with in front of the fire on a cold night� 36-Pamela�s Film & Entertainment site, 1998: �There�s no getting around it. Colin Firth is a charming man. Articulate & well-read , he talks with passion & lucidity & is strong but unaffected.� 37-Good Taste (Australia) 1999: �For an actor widely regarded as one of the nicest in the business it is a strange irony that P & P heartthrob Colin Firth often ends up playing the bad boy� 38-Victoria Brittain. Guardian 1999: �Firth has a taste for contradictions & a gift of empathy unusual in a profession so crowded with egos.� 39-Wm. Leith,Observer, 1999: �Firth is impeccably warm & charming� 40-Helena Bertodano, Sun.Telegraph 2000: �Although nearly 40 he appears as a younger, slimmer version of Mr Darcy & is altogether much easier company....... he is all good natured charm &, yes, self deprecation� No wonder we are all under his spell, Peggy (Thanks to all the Firth websites who keep us supplied with news & information)

Great brownies, Karen! ;-) The music is great and look who just started playing, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars! Thank you David Bowie!

When I get older losing my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be sending me a Valentine, Birthday greeting, bottle of wine. If I'd been out til quarter to three Would you lock the door, Would you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64, You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday morning go for a ride, Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64. Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera, Chuck, & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore. Will you still need me, will you still feed me. When I'm 64.Since you're only The answer is a RESOUNDING Turn me on

May the coming year see all your wishes realized! From you number #1 fan in the whole world, Happy birthday, Colin. Guess who.

WOW! What a tremendous bash. You sure know how to throw a party. I just want to add my humble congrats to the much cleverer dazzling posts.

Dear Mr. Firth there is nothing I can give you for your birthday that you don't already have. So I send you the hope that as you stand on the threshold of a new millennium you have much personal happiness and joy in your life's chosen work. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Birthday to an actor who grows lovlier by the year. Hope this coming year will be your best yet, Colin. And thanks to everyone's efforts in making this a terrific birthday bash.

Cheryl - wonderfully put! This is one great party, well done all! Vol-au-vent anyone?

Great pages everybody.... Hey Murph tell Peggy at Firthden that she forgot to mention Jennifer... "He's a very nice man, and a terrific actor"... Hey...where's the food ' drink, Moon? Here's my contribution to the food-fare.... Hope you enjoy it Colin.... And it's as good as the one you had in Liverpool...

Evelyn, the food is everywhere! Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) There is plenty of champagne and through that green door we have a flourescent bong all for you. And do try the brownies, Karen made them and they are delicious. :-D

Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) Weeeelllll last year you all didn't appreciate the prairie oysters...so this year I decided to go a little less provincial.... BTW...I've been looking for a gift that all of us want to give Colin.... A NEW AGENT Better roles @ half the commission!!

And a very special message, specially made from ALL of us:

Karen, sei molto creativa! Time for the cake!

And here is Your horoscope Colin. IF SEPTEMBER 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You are an independent thinker, creative, dynamic, dramatic. People describe you as colorful, temperamental, sensual. Leo, Aquarius persons play memorable roles in your life -- could have these letters, initials in names: A, S, J. During remainder of September, forces could be scattered, you will be flattered and very social. Travel, flirtation in November. Thanks, Marcia

Happy Birthday Colin! Hope you have a wonderful year -a warm hug (and perhaps a wee toe nibble) from EsBee

A few more goodies...

Janey Fothergill about Colin "People like Colin Firth are quite unusual in that they can play most decades quite easily; there is very little that he can't tackle. Happy 40 Colin and many many more.

It is still Firthdat In Hawaii... Birthdates which occurred on your SELECTED date of September 10: 1487 Julius III Counter-Reformation pope (1550-55) 1736 Carter Braxton signed Decl of Ind 1753 Sir John Soane England, architect (Soane Museum) 1836 Joseph Wheeler Maj Gen/Cavalry Commander, Army of Tennessee 1839 Isaac Kauffman Funk US, publisher (Funk & Wagnalls) 1872 Ranjitsinhji Vibhaji India, cricketer/politician 1887 Giovanni Gronchi president of Italy 1890 Franz Werfel Austria, author (40 Days of Musa Dagh) 1893 Al "Fuzzy" St John Santa Ana Calif, actor (Lash of the West) 19-- Arthur Taxler actor (Lt Zymack-Midnight Caller) 19-- Dennis Burkley Van Nuys Calif, actor (Mary Hartman, Sanford) 19-- Harry Groener actor (Ralph-Dear John) 19-- Michael Pasternak Bkln NY, actor (Co-ed Fever) 1907 Fay Wray Alberta Canada, actress-King Kong's main squeeze 1909 Raymond Scott Bkln NY, orch leader (Your Hit Parade) 1914 Robert Wise movie director (Day the Earth Stood Still) 1915 Edmond O'Brien NYC, actor (Sam Benedict, Johnny Midnight) 1927 Yma Sumac [Emperatriz Chavarri], Ichocan Peru, 5 octave soprano 1929 Arnold Palmer golfer (PGA Golfer of the Year 1960, 1962) 1933 Yevgeny V Khrunov USSR, cosmonaut (Soyuz 5) 1934 Charles Kuralt Wilmington NC, newscaster (On the Road) 1934 Roger Maris Yankee, HR champ (61 in 1961, AL MVP 1960, 1961) 1935 John Palmer Kingsport Tenn, news anchor (NBC Weekend News) 1939 Greg Mullavey Buffalo NY, actor (Tom-Mary Hartman, Rituals) 1940 Roy Ayers LA, disco jazz artist (Fever, You Send Me) 1945 Jos� Feliciano Lares PR, singer/songwriter (Light my Fire) 1945 Richard M Mullane Tx, USAF/astro (STS 41-D, STS-27, STS-36) 1945 Tom Ligon New Orleans, actor (Joyride) 1946 James R Hines US, sprinter (Olympic-gold-1968) 1948 Bob Lanier NBA center (Detroit Pistons, Milwaukee Bucks) 1948 Judy Geeson Arundei Sussex Engld, actress (To Sir With Love, Berserk) 1948 Margaret Trudeau Vancouver BC, former Canadian 1st lady 1950 Joe Perry Boston, rocker (Aerosmith-Walking the Dog) 1953 Amy Irving Palo Alto, Cal, actress (Yentl, Carrie, Crossing Delancy) 1957 Brian Fitzpatrick Upper Darby Pa, actor (Rick Alden-Loving) 1957 Siobhan Fahey rocker (Bananarama-Venus) 1960 Miranda Wilson Nebraska, actress (Sandra-Santa Barbara) 1963 Carol Decker rocker (T'Pau-Heart & Soul) 1963 David Titlow rocker (Blue Mercedes-Rich & Famous) 1965 Allison Daughtry actress (Guilding Light) 19!! Colin Firth Actor (Pride and Prejudice) Deaths which occurred on September 10: 1419 John the Fearless Burgundy France, warrior, murdered at 48 1842 Letitia Tyler Pres Tyler's wife, dies at 51 1961 Leo Carrillo actor who portrayed Pancho on Cisco Kid, dies at 81 1976 Mordecai Johnson 1st black president of Howard U, dies at 86 1977 Hamida Djandoubi convicted murderer last to, die in the guillotine 1985 Alexa Kenin actress (Mousie-Coed Fever), dies at 23 1990 Samuel Kanyon Doe president of Liberia, assassinated 1991 Yves Montand actor (Lets Make Love, Z), dies at 70 On this day... 422 St Celestine I begins his reign as Catholic Pope 1349 Jews who survived a massacre in Constance Germany are burned to death 1608 John Smith elected president of Jamestown colony council, Va 1776 George Washington asks for a spy volunteer, Nathan Hale volunteers 1798 British Hondurus beats Spain in battle of St George 1813 Comm Oliver H Perry defeats the British in the Battle of Lake Erie 1823 Simon Bolivar named president of Peru 1846 Elias Howe patents the sewing machine 1847 1st theater opens in Hawaii 1858 John Holden hits the 1st recorded HR (Bkln vs NY) 1869 Baptist minister invents the rickshaw in Yokohama, Japan 1882 1st international conference to promote anti-semitism meets in Dresden Germany (Congress for Safeguarding of Non-Jewish Interests) 1899 2nd quake in 7 days hits Yakutat Bay Alaska 1910 Great Idaho Fire destroys 3 million acres of timber 1913 Cleveland Call & Post established 1913 George W Buckner, named minister to Liberia 1913 Lincoln Highway opens as 1st paved coast-to-coast highway 1919 Indian's Ray Caldwell no-hits Yankees 3-0 1919 NYC welcomes home Gen John J Pershing & 25,000 WW I soldiers 1922 Largest Polo Grounds crowd Meusel, Ruth & Gehrig consecutive HRs 1924 Leopold & Loeb found guilty of murder 1927 France wins its 1st Davis Cup 1930 Charles E Mitchell, named minister to Liberia 1937 2nd American Football League plays 1st game (LA 21, Pittsburgh 0) Cleveland (Los Angeles) Rams plays their 1st NFL game, lose 28-0 1939 Canada declares war on Germany 1945 KLS-AM in Oakland Ca changes call letters to KWBR (now KDIA) 1945 Vidkun Quisling sentenced to death for collaborating with Nazis 1950 Joe DiMaggio becomes 1st to hit 3 HR in a game at Griffith Stadium 1953 Swanson sells its 1st "TV dinner" 1954 12 second shock kills 1,460 in Orleansville Algeria 1955 "Gunsmoke" premiers on CBS TV 1956 Louisville Ky public schools integrate 1960 NY Yankee Mickey Mantle hits 643' HR over right field roof in Detroit 1960 Running barefoot, Ethiopian Abebe Bikila wins Rome Olympic marathon 1961 Mickey Mantle becomes 7th to hit HR # 400 1962 Rod Laver wins the Grand Slam of tennis 1963 20 black students entered public schools in Alabama 1963 Phillies beat Houston Colt .45s, 16-0 1965 Phillies 10,000th game to a decision since 1900, Phils beat Cards 1966 Beatles' "Revolver," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 6 weeks 1967 Chic White Sox Joel Horlen no-hits Det Tigers, 6-0 1967 Gibraltar votes 12,138 to 44 to remain British 1969 NY Mets sweep Montreal Expos putting them in 1st place for 1st time 1972 Emerson Fittipaldi is youngest to win an auto race World Championship 1972 US Men's olympic basketball teams 1st lose, 51-50 to USSR (disputed) 1973 Muhammad Ali defeats Ken Norton 1973 NY Jets trade pro football's leading receiver Don Maynard to St Louis 1974 Guinea-Bissau gains independence from Portugal 1974 Lou Brock ties (104) & then sets (105) baseball stolen base mark 1974 Teuvo Louhivouri sets cycling distance record of 515.8 mi in 24 hrs 1976 2 airliners collide over Yugoslavia, kills all 176 aboard 1977 Blue Jays beat Yankees 19-3 with 20 hits 1978 Arlyne Rhode sets female footbow distance record (1,113 yds & 30") 1978 4th game of the Boston Massacre; Yanks beat Red Sox 7-4. This ties them for 1st place. Yanks out hit 'em 67-21; score 42-9 1979 3 Puerto Rican nationalists who attempted to kill Truman are freed 1980 Bill Gullickson, sets rookie record of striking out 18 1982 Decca releases Beatle audition "The Complete Silver Beatles" album 1984 Discovery returns to Kennedy Space Center via Altus AFB, Okla 1984 Sean O'Keefe (11) is youngest to cycle across US (24 days) 1986 Bryan O'Connor named chairman of Space Flight Safety Panel 1988 Steffi Graf wins US Open, 1st woman Grand Slam since Court (1970) 1989 Boris Becker beats Yvan Lendl for the US Open championship 1989 East Germans begin their flight to the west (via Hungary & Czech) 1990 19 year old Pete Sampras beats Andre Agassi to win the US Open 1990 1st time since 1966 that all 8 grand slam tennis champs are different 1990 George Bush & Mikhail Gorbachev meet in Helsinki 1990 Hard Rock Cafe opens in Las Vegas Nevada 1990 Iran agrees to resume diplomatic ties with Iraq 1990 Mariner Matt Young becomes 21st AL'er to strike out 4 in 1 inning 1990 1st time in NY Yankee history they are completely swept in a season series, Oakland A's beat them 12 games to 0 Holidays Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week" Belize : National Day/St George's Caye Day (1798) Hispanics : National Hispanic Heritage Week - - - - - ( Sunday ) US : National Grandparents' Day - - - - - ( Sunday ) Afgh nist n : National Assembly Foundation Day (1964) - - - - - ( Wednesday ) Scotland : Fisherman's Walk Day - - - - - ( Friday ) Religious Observances RC : Commemoration of St Nicholas of Tolentino, confessor/hermit Religious History 1224 The Franciscans (founded in 1209 by St. Francis of Assisi) first arrived in England. They were originally called "Grey Friars" because of their gray habits. (The habit worn by modern Franciscans is brown.) 1718 The Collegiate School at New Haven, CT, changed its name to Yale. (Congregationalists, unhappy with an increasing religious liberalism at Harvard, had founded Yale, the third oldest college in America, in 1701.) 1734 English revivalist George Whitefield wrote in a letter: 'Pain, if patiently endured, and sanctified to us, is a great purifier of our corrupted nature.' 1794 Blount College -- the first American nondenominational institution of higher learning -- was established in Knoxville. (It later became the University of Tennessee.) 1819 Birth of Canadian hymnwriter Joseph Scriven. The accidental drowning of his bride-to-be the night before their wedding led to a life of depression; yet he also authored the hymn of comfort, "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." Source: William D. Blake. ALMANAC OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Minneapolis: Bethany House, 1987. Additional information supplied by the author. Contact via E-mail: William D. Blake. (pilgrimwb@aol.com) Thought for the day : " Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. "

O my God !!! I just love this site. Thank God there are other Firthfanatics out there. Knowing I have on-line company, makes the long, hard wait until The BJ Diaries movie comes out next April, a tad more bearable. Happy Birthday, Colin. " You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you " Tee Hee Hee !!!! Rock on everybody and Karen, thanx for the BJ interview link. Bethanne

Beth!! Glad to see you made it here. Visit our other topics and join in the discussions.

WELCOME BETHANNE Stick around and join the year-round fun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know I speak for all the droolies when I say a v. special THANK YOU to Karen and Moon who organized the B'day Bash for Colin.And to all who did the original web creations...Murph, Emma,Karen...you know who you are. (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-)

It was a fun party! Meet you at the other boards. :-D (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-) I think Murph took care of that with her birthday poem. ;-) Welcome Bethanne!

I'm a day late but I wish you a very happy birthday and hope you achieve all your hearts desires in the coming year. Its been a great party but with those wonderful pics of Colin it felt like my birthday:-) Welcome Bethanne!!

Just in case.... Double Tuberoses

Hana ho!

Thank you Marcia....it's gorgeous.

Sorry I missed the big day, but I was knocked off my post in the Library at the last second and had to be gone through Sunday until now. I've been waiting on pins and needles to see what all you guys have done ... *very impressive*! I know I already said it once, but I hate to waste all that research, so ... Colin! Mickey told me he has been pondering -- -- what might be the best way to celebrate your birthday -- -- Maybe a birthday bouquet -- -- like -- -- Lots of presents -- -- some bubbly -- -- or maybe -- -- Yummy food -- -- and sincerest wishes for a -- . . . Belatedly! Sorry ... Love, KJ

Lovingly done, KJ...The party goes on... I'm glad you went ahead and posted when you had a chance.

Thanks, Evelyn. And thanks, KarenR for wiping out my last desperately entered post, 5 minutes after my time was up with someone breathing down my neck (and rightly, too)so I little sense or time to check for last-minute errors. (Now explain how I got that huge gap in this one! *heehee*) And Welcome, Bethanne! Hope you visit all of ODB's Topics often!

That's OK, KJ. The pics didn't show up [there were two urls on each - spring's plus the real location] and you didn't close your center tag. The unclosed tag was the more critical one and would drive people crazy all day...so I deleted.

KJ, your graphics were wonderful, definitely worth the wait. Marcia, of course it's not a proper birthday without the guest of honor being lei'd by you. The double tuberoses are beautiful.

The double tuberose lei I reveived last week hung in the living room and scented the house magnificently. It is like a cross between ginger and gardenia in fragrance and absolutly lovely to wear. My pleasure to Lei him every chance I get =)

The line forms on the left...or is it right ;-D

Welcome Bethanne

Gee...I never knew that he's 40!! I thought he was probably in his early 30s or something. Is he married yet?

Oh and I forgot to say that I just joined here, and besides liking CF, I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle.

Claire You have good taste! (and, yes, CF is married)

WELCOME CLAIRE Glad to have you on board..stick around an visit the other CF boards. We love to have new members! (Claire) I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle. LOL I applaud your good taste in men...TS was also in Onegin and is currently filming Possession (also with Jennifer).

Did you guys like CF in Shakespeare in Love??

Of course! Was there anyone else?

Claire, we're over at topic 134 (our general Colin topic) as well as others. We hardly use this one except for the birthday party. See you there. :-)

Just back from my trip and I see you threw a wonderful birthday party for Colin. I expected no less from you ;-) but am amazed anyway at the creativity and energy put into it. I wish the recipient enjoyed it at least as much as I did :-)Congrats, everyone!

Whew! That was quite a vacation, Gi. We missed you. :-D

Thanks Karen. I missed you too :-)

You've been gone too long , Gi.I have been asking about you.... Thought of you and Antonio when I went to the Donmar last night.We've had good times there.....I do hope ODB appears at the Donmar again. Those other stage doors are so dingy and out in the cold etc. Donmar is cozy ;-))

(Evelyn)You've been gone too long , Gi. oh I know... It took me almost a week to read all the posts in only half a dozen topics :-)

I find it interesting that Colin Firth may be playing himself in the BJD sequel. And playing Darcy. That will be a bit of a challenge.

Ah, Terry, this possibly has been endlessly discussed on these boards... It appears that the majority doesn't find it credible...

I think I heard that on the Katie Couric Today Show Interview, or it may have been on Karen's page somewhere. 

What's this year's theme again?

Do we need one?

No, we don't. But I'm a very theme-oriented person. Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-)

Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-) I had pot roast....but v. good pot roast:-)

That was a leftover in my refrigerator.

I kind of liked the "Take no Prisoners" theme. But it's up for discussion. I'm already searching for the right pair of green snakeskin pants to wear. ;-)

For the newbies on the block - can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party? (It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it?)

(Moon) I kind of liked the "Take no Prisoners" theme. Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D (Minkee) It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it Yes. That's what you'll find at this topic. I don't know of any specific rules for this other than those that apply to the rest of Drool. Karen will advise. If you have time, scroll through parties of years past to see what we've done, although some of the pics won't come up anymore.

Karen will advise. I will? ;-) All I know is that there is lots of *virtual* drinking (but not for under age participants, who shouldn't be here anyway) Other than that, we party, party, party. FYI, in scrolling backward, many of the images will not appear for several reasons: 1. If the image was at one of Spring's older servers, the urls have changed. 2. If the image was at Geocities, Tripod or Xoom, they no longer allow posting at other sites. 3. Another site may have taken down said image. Whips and chains? ;-D Oh dear! I really hate surfing through those sites for appropriate gear. I remember when I had to find a toe-sucking pic for Esbee. Was mental torture. ;-

(Moon) I kind of liked the "Take no Prisoners" theme. (Eileen), Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D No, we'll leave that to Rupi. TYVM! ;-) Welcome to the pub! I thought it could be in the style of a "toast and roast" or "roast and toast" considering all his films and recent awards. ;-)))

And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? We need da funk to get off da funk. ;-)

(Moon)And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? (Minkee)can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ.

Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? Sorry, not this year. He listens too much to that stuff. Time for a change, plus, we need da funk to get off da funk. ;-) Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ. xxxooo*smooch* Thank you Evelyn! But truly, I could not do it without such a great group as we have here. And we do love the champagne! Who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) I would love to see us all in different color snakeskin pants and get up with da band and sing a killer version of "Mustang Sally." You know, we do drive like Bond girls. :-D

Bond girls ? O man....can I get to be Plenty O Toole ? I wanna shake my Happy Birthday groove thang, dressed in one of those white 70 hot pants thingys, with the long flapping fringe. Looks down at cellulite ridden thighs and imagines look of horror on Col's face when he sees me.....shrugs.....good job this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ?

this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ? This is the day we all get to meet, dance, drink and eat until ODB leaves the party. :-) I like your choice of outfit Beth. I'm thinking of wearing a little Pucci number with a turquoise-color feather wrap and I've found these great crystal-ball drop earrings. Renate has the chardonnay and vodka ready. The Dom Perignon is icy cold and there is plenty of beer on tap. (Just in case anyone wants to let off steam) ;-)

Hmmm - big dilemma for the Aussie/Kiwi contingent - do we start the party before everyone else since Sept 10 is only about 15 hrs away from now whereas UK/Europe and US Firthettes are still at least 24 hrs away. In which time zone was he born?

Does this answer your question? ;-)

(KarenR) Does this answer your question? ;-) Excellent! Excellent!

So who has the lava lamps and mirror balls at the ready ? The lava in my lava lamp is looking rather sad and tired....a wee bit like ya'll did, about 20 minutes into Londcrapium, when you realised what utter tosh it was.

What's this year's theme again? In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a "We like you just as you are" theme would be reassuring.

I'm trying to get Renate synched up with the site again so she can make some changes. Email has been sent!

Terry, upload worked - obviously it was just a temporary problem. What's this year's theme again? (Diana)In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a "We like you just as you are" theme would be reassuring. Great minds think alike ;-). Have just uploaded our birthday wishes. CF Birthday But they are not linked yet - will link them to cf.com only tomorrow morning or tonight, midnight according to GMT = Grayshott Mean Time.

How To Make Your Fans Happy An Easy-to-follow Step-by-step Guide For Clueless Idols LOL!! Clueless, indeed. Good one, Renate.

LOL! Brilliant, Renate! Are we going to have fun tomorrow!

Renate - that's really very clever bday messages - thanks. I wonder whether the yet unwritten chapters will be complete "bound and published in what we call a book, Jones" by the end of the day. All able-handed and able-minded Firthettes to contribute?

Hmmm - tough choice - just trying to put together something remotely interesting that's worthy of inclusion in Renate's 3 chapters - with one eye on the internet IBM scoreboard on USOPEN finals. Just saw Hewitt getting up against Sampras in Sets 1 and 2. Since it's not yet CF bday GMT - I might be forgiven for abandoning CF love task for a while in favour of what looks like a Hewitt win in USOpen. Happy CF bday (in advance) to all.

Allow me to be one of the Firthst to wish CF the happiest of birthdays, with many more to come! Don't duck out the back door! The fun has just begun! HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Woo Hoo.....65 minutes to go here on the East Coast, until D-Day. Appropriately enough, The Longest Day is now showing on AMC.

A birthday poem for Colin: Colin, you are the sexiest man. We Drooleurs seek you wherever we can. If you try a disguise To baffle our eyes, You'll not fool these most ardent Firthfans! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! *clinking glass of chardonnay against computer screen*

Happy, happy, joy, joy !!!!!! Raising a glass ( filled with Kaluha, Baileys and vodka ) to ya babe. Can you hear the ice cubes clink ? I promise by next year, I will know how to do all those funky birthday graphics too. By the way, what am I drinking ? Is this thing a Black/White Russians or a Mudslide ? Anyhoo, its going down very easily. Thanks Col, you should have birthdays more often. I have a whole pitcher of this stuff in my fridge, if any one wants some.

It's too early in Europe for Chardonnay or Vodka, so I raise my tea-cup to you, Colin: Happy Birthday!

This had to happen today! Grr! ;-) Oh, well, there are more birthday cakes on http://www.colinfirth.com!

Counldn't miss the party so I'm stepping out of lurkdom to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! Another year, older, wiser & sexier.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, may this be the best year yet especially career wise, lots of wonderful projects for your ardent admirers to watch and drool over, Best Wishes, to you and your family

and Hi Tracy, good to see you back again.

I will join Beth (Bethane) in graphics classes in time for next year's celebration...in the meantime...just a simple... MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO COLIN!!

Happy Birthday Colin! In the past, because of my love of music, I have given you guitars and amplifiers and lots of CD�s, Keith Jarrett, The Waterboys, Corner Shop, Tim Buckley, etc. etc. Remember? This year we are having a little fun �roasting and toasting� you with the themes like �Take No Prisoners� and �We like You Just as You Are.� Lately, my pet peeve has become the way you kiss on screen. That also goes for your recent, Bridget Jones�s Diary and Londinium, in fact, we have to go all the way back to Femme Fatal for a good kiss. Now, after having consulted �your psychologist� Stephen F. on this problem, I have come up with a practical gift this year: Kissing Lessons! Kiss - To engage in mutual touching or caressing with the lips. Now come this way But before we start, let�s toast with a special martini created just for you. It�s better if your lips are wet.

Now let�s begin: Kissing Exercise: Spend part or all of a kissing scene concentrating on just your lips... no tongues allowed. Slowly slide your lips together, enjoying the subtle feeling of each other's skin. Lick, nibble, kiss each other's mouths... go slow, and really enjoy the sensations. This exercise should make you more aware of your lips, and will add a new layer to your kissing experience. Head Movement: On camera head movement is definitely one of the more subtle aspects of successful kissing, but it can really add a great deal to the experience. Coordinating all the different moving parts of a kiss can seem pretty overwhelming, and it may help for you only to think about one at a time. However, a really good kisser manages to get everything moving at the same time (lips, tongue, head, teeth) without any seeming effort. Each of these aspects should complement each other, allowing the kiss to be playful or passionate, coy or demanding, silly or serious at a moment's notice. A little can go a long way. Remember, everything should work together like a symphony, with you as the conductor. Coordination is the key. So do not freeze up and panic when you hear �Kiss scene take 1, ACTION.�

Now to the games� AKA Do you sizzle or are you a wet fish? Step this way: The Firthettes are ready to play: Slo-Mo Kisses The object of this game is to see how slow you and your partner can kiss each other. This is also just good practice, as slow kisses are generally considered quite desirable and passionate. You and your partner begin kissing each other. As you kiss, concentrate on moving your lips and tongue slower and slower. Try to feel each little nerve signal that is being sent to your brain as you sssslllooowwwllllyyy explore each other's mouths. Once you've got this down... move even slower! Nuthin' But the Lips Since kissing can tend to concentrate too much on tongues (just ask moi!), this game is designed to help develop other parts of your technique. The simple rules of this game are... no tongues! That's right, you can only use your lips. Don't worry... the passion level of this game can be through the roof if done correctly! Begin by just kissing each other on the lips... softly and slowly. Concentrate on drawing out the lip contact... not just kissing the lips, but brushing them against each other, sucking softly on both the top and bottom lips, and maybe even nibbling a little! Remember, this game is all about the lips, so really feel what they are doing. Feel the texture of your partner's lips, and what they are doing against yours. Slowly brush, kiss, and suck your way around each other's mouths... then do it some more! Trust me, you'll be amazed at the sensations you can get from just using your lips. Tippy Tongues This game is almost, but not quite, the exact opposite of the 'Nuthin' but the Lips' game above. To play this game, you get to use your tongue... but just the very tip! Just play with each other's tongue tippies with your own tongue... just barely making contact. Swirl and dance your tongue tip around, and play with the various motions you can make using just your tongue tip. You can kiss this way with lips touching or not touching... though touching lips generally makes things a little more comfortable and controlled. Don't forget to concentrate on the tongues! Just the tippy tongues! For being such a good student you will receive this to wear instead of your Arsenal ones. And don�t forget, you owe me one. Enjoy the party! Auguri di cuore! Non arrabbi�rti troppo � solo uno scherzo e noi ci divertiamo un sacco. Un bacio. Now let�s dance. Another martini anyone?

Oh Moon...that was *wonderful*...I'm still swooning.Hope he takes a hint. Pennis Award coming up... (pun intended!!)

In Honour of the Great Film Spring is pleased to present the 1st Annual PENNIS AWARD

Get with da funk! We need a drum roll.

Oh, Moon, way too early in the morning for ca-laaaaaasssss. But am taking notes. Hopefully he can put those instructions into play on his next film, either that or he should rewatch Tumbledown. Good to see you dropped in, Tracy. :-) My, oh my, Ev!! Can't you just see that award on the mantle? *snort*

Just want to wish our dearest Colin a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! I've enjoyed all your posting for the past couple of years and now I think its time to come out of the closet for our dear Colin. Sorry, not very good at being creative like some of you.

Speaking of P-awards, try this one on for size :-)

Welcome to our party, nky. Have some champagne. Karen, it's never to early for class if the subject is kissing. And it's not too early for champagne either. Evelyn, we are all anticipating this great(big) award.

LOL, Donna! This mortal coil. (The band, that is)

LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... As we walk through the Valley of the P-Awards...

Everybody Dance!! Click here

LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... Groovey, Karen! Yeah, baby! How about this charmstone. Picked this one up from the post Planet of the Apes studio sale.

GREETINGS FROM ST. LOUIS YO, COLIN Happy Boitday from your ole classmates, thanks a lot for all the good press you're giving us

We can't have a 'roast and toast' without a Mistress of Ceremonies, so I have contacted one of Colin's special fans. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Spring's annual Colin Firth Birthday Bash. I am your Mistress of Ceremonies, Caroline. To mark the occasion, I am *not* dressed in a curtain today. As you know, I have thoroughly researched your films and have acquired a special present for you. It's the motorbike you rode in Playmaker! And I thought The Advocate was a sexy film...good thing I hadn't seen the shower scene before we met on the Rosie Show. *whew* Let's go for a ride, Colin! I know a wonderful spot where we can review those kissing lessons Moon has given you. Evelyn might even be there with the 'L' Pennis Award. Vrrrrooommmm! Vrrrroooommmm!

I just convinced Curly here we got room for one more in our cell... Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in We're gonna keep doin' it til you get it right

Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in ROTF! You're a very good student. Hey Caroline, do you think we might take turns on that Vespa? There are these hills around Bologna that are perfect for it. (Italian inside joke)

Our next event is a fashion show, to give our dear birthday boy some ideas. I'll start. First, look at my shoes. They may not be trainers, but they are all one color. We've called in our experts to give you some ideas on what trainers are supposed to look like: See? Black trainers, black laces. Next, let's talk about color. Here's what a tee shirt looks like when it's not black. [Hope this works] In anticipation of a very special event taking place in LA on the 16th, we have a few suggestions for formal wear. Note the fit of the collar, Colin. It comes in contact with the neck. Also note the length of the tie. One's tuxedo tie should not reach one's knees. Or perhaps you prefer this style? The tie is straight, not at a 30 degree angle. Just a final warning as far as tuxedos go...do not, I repeat, do not show up in this outfit! (The same advice applies to your sidekick.) We hope you enjoyed the fashion show, Colin!

What a party!!!!!! Raising my coffee cup at work in honour of a man that has given us so much "virtual pleasure"! Even if the kissing scenes are a little mushed, the nude scenes are few and far between, but I for one do like him just as he is! Happy 41st!

ROTF!! Where'd you go, Eileen, TuxesRUs for those? ;-D Love our Mistress of Ceremonies. She's dressing better too since she won the coveted afternoon talk show slot.

Moving on...we now arrive at the most contentious of subjects in the world of Firth fandom...*shhhhh* your career! I've brought in a few friends to give you advice. Whoopi says: 1. Don't date Ted Danson. 2. Join Hollywood Squares. Gloria says: 1. Make your husband your manager. Or your wife. We all say: STAY AWAY FROM THIS MAN. Promise?? ;-)

Honest! We don't know where Colin will be filming New Cardiff. Please, lady, put down that gun!! Phew! Those Firth fans can go a little too far.

"Hey Col...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... See ya'in January for the sequel to LONDINIUM.

Those Firth fans can go a little too far. *guffaw* That's no lady, that's MysteryMan! You're walking a fine line, Evie. ;-P

Eileen, LOL! Caroline, don't forget to include a tip about what type of socks to wear.

ROTF, Eileen. Tuxedo for the Emmy's? Bet he comes in an open collar.With short socks. "Hold the white laces, Colin." Can we have some bubbly now, boss? It's evening in Winchester... Which reminds me...this one just came in.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM THE CITIZENS OF WINCHESTER Don't look like STRAW DOGS to me;-)

Got an early peak at the storyboards of "The Prisoner of L'Dumb." Our story opens with: Allen Portman (said in repressed manner) But, I'd rather have a meat pie.

(Evelyn) Tuxedo for the Emmy's? They're formal. Caroline says his gray 'LA suit' with the black shirt (unbuttoned to hide poor neck fit) is out for this event. ;-) Too funny, Karen. But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Heehee...with extra beans and onions.

But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Oh no, boss...please. No meat pies.Consequences make one unsocialable:-D ROTF. That pic...from Hostages? Where's the brown teeth?

(Ev) Where's the brown teeth? He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-)

Those kissing lessons are paying off. There's no stopping him now, but with Mikey? (gulp) Tall martini just went down straight, wow!

Here is another game to play: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissastrology/horoscopes/

This is Colin's horoscope says:For 9/10/2001 Somebody is simply not hearing what you're saying. You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Perhaps you need to push verbal communications aside and say what you must in nonverbal ways. non verbal ways, as in kissing

Another birthday wish from a co-star Richard's written another for you, Col, called Blackadder - Up and Down. You're featured heavily in the Down segments. Be sure to get fitted for that padding as I'm practicing my kicks. ;-)

(Karen) He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-) *ewwww* *grand mal seizure ensues* (horoscope) You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Aha! That explains this �To hell with it, this is fun.� I can�t wait to play a clich�."

boston.com: Today's Birthdays: Actress Fay Wray is 94. Movie director Robert Wise is 87. Golfer Arnold Palmer is 72. Country singer Tommy Overstreet is 64. Actor Greg Mullavey is 62. Jazz vibraphonist Roy Ayers is 61. Singer Danny Hutton (Three Dog Night) is 59. Singer Jose Feliciano is 56. Actor Tom Ligon is 56. Actress Judy Geeson is 53. Rock musician Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is 51. Actress Amy Irving is 48. Country singer Rosie Flores is 45. Actress Kate Burton is 44. Director Chris Columbus is 43. Actor Colin Firth is 41. Rock singer-musician David Lowery (Cracker) is 41. Rock musician Robin Goodridge (Bush) is 35. Rock singer-musician Miles Zuniga (Fastball) is 35. Rapper Big Daddy Kane is 33. Movie director Guy Ritchie is 33. Actor Ryan Phillippe is 27. Happy Birthday, Colin!

"The guys in the next cell said that the Londinium torture is by far the worst they've had to endure" And the guys in your cell said the meat pies were;-D

Colin ... To a Rare Specimen ... KJ

London Times Sept. 10 "Birthdays Sir Thomas Allen, opera singer, 57; Mr Michael Barry (Michael Bukht) broadcasting executive and food journalist, 60; Professor Sarah Coakley, Professor of Divinity at Harvard University, 50; Mrs Beryl Cook, painter, 75; Baroness Emerton, Chief Commander of the St John Ambulance, 66; Mr John Entwistle, bass guitarist of The Who, 57; Mr Colin Firth, actor, 41; Professor C.H.M.J. Gilles, expert on tropical medicine, 80; Mr Christopher Hogwood, musicologist and conductor, 60; the Very Rev Michael Mayne, Dean Emeritus of Westminster, 72; Mr Norman Morrice, dancer and choreographer, 70; Lord Nolan, chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, 1994-97, 73; Mr Arnold Palmer, golfer, 72; Sir Peter Reynolds, chairman of Ranks Hovis McDougall, 1981-89, 72; Mr Denis Richards, air historian, 91; Dame Betty Ridley, Third Church Estates Commissioner, 1972-81, 92; Mr Bill Rogers, golfer, 50; Dr Sir Brian Smith, chairman of BAA, 1991-98, 73.

Wow, he gets a Mr. in the London Times. He doesn't even garner one in the Globe;) Happy Birthday, MR. Colin Firth:)

Notice that Guy Ritche is missing...

Happy Birthday, Colin! In honour of this momentous occasion (and the upcoming DVD), I present you with the new Pride & Prejudice Lego set. Featuring Bingley, Jane, Wickham, Darcy, and Lizzie. Despite your best efforts to avoid fame, you just are not going to be able to escape Mr. Darcy. Maybe you should consider playing the evil, action movie villain :-)

OMG, this is all so incredibly funny. Happy Birthday to Our Darling Boy.....and bloody well done to all you computer savvy peeps out there, who have come up with all these hysterical graphics and pictures. You have us all rolling in the aisles.

From the ET Online site: Today's Birthdays Colin Firth, 41 Also listed: Amy Irving (48) and Ryan Philippe (27) *** Photo looks vintage 'SiL promo' to me.

KarenR.. please delete my last post (524). Thanks, KJ

Hooray!! They updated. Checked earlier and was ready to barrage with nasty emails about Valerie Perrine Who!! That means he'll be shown tonight. Yippee!!

9pm UK time - just about right for crawling in late to a party then ... Happy BD, ODB - my *wish* present to you is a big bundle of decent scripts to maintain high happiness levels in all these fab lasses who've been at this party before me

Colin!    It's your 41st birthday! We all hope you ... Have a ball! We annually virtually celebrate the anniversary of the day that your Mum and Dad brought you forth, little knowing the extraordinary individual they were loosing upon an unsuspecting (and unprepared) world. Indeed it can be truthfully said that many of us are still stunned witless and reduced to jelly, once we become aware of, and contemplate, the unparalleled phenomenon that you are, and have become. Behold, we giggle and say inane things when attempting to communicate our thoughts and impressions concerning your being and accomplishments. Through seasons lush or sere, we remain fascinated and faithful, both critical and complementary, willing or unwilling (depending on our mood) to cut you some slack. But the thing is ... um ... What we're trying to say -- VERY inarticulately -- is ... that, um ... in fact ... Perhaps despite appearances ... ... We like you -- VERY MUCH -- JUST AS YOU ARE. To demonstrate this, yearly we bring forth outrageous and brilliant celebratory virtual party trappings: We charter a flotilla of virtual yachts to float serenely off the Menoracan coast: Then sail merrily to our virtual private beach off Cancun where a bit of sea-bathing will set us up forever! We import virtual goodies from all over -- Virtual Cheesecake from New York: Cans of virtual goodies from Brazil -- "where the nuts come from" -- Virtual beverages from Germany to whet the appetite... From Kashmir some virtual Yakhni Pulao... Virtual pasta from a hideaway trattoria in Orvieto: All topped off by yummy virtual chocolates and champagne *hic*: [The advantage of bingeing on virtual champagne is that you wake up the next morning suffering from only a virtual hangover -- **Virtual Ooog!**] ... Not to mention The Virtual Cake: ...And, dear Colin, by the end of the evening, we all concur that -- despite the fact that you habitually "protesteth too much" -- the general consensus here is that You Are (and Ought To Be) Definitely One of the Good Guys... Happy Birthday, Colin! Love, KJ

Wow, KJ! We can take the virtual eating but who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) From the birthday list above I noted,Mr Denis Richards, air historian, Now can someone please explain what an air historian does?

Karen, your prisoner is suffering poor chap! ROTF!

who updated? what'll be shown? where? where?

Talk about side-splitting--you guys are too much! ROTF! In honor of your birthday, Colin, and your Emmy nomination, we're rolling out the red carpet! And look who's here to greet you--take it away, Joan! J: Welcome back to our LIVE Emmy coverage here on the red carpet. Let's see who'd headed this way. Hiya, handsome, are you a nominee? C: Er, yes, I'm Colin Firth J: Oh, right! Colleen! I loved you in Bridget Jones, but how the hell did she almost go for that floppy-haired schmuck instead of you??? Jeez, you're awfully cute. What are you nominated for? C: Best Supporting Actor in Conspiracy. J: You played a Nazi??? C: Yes, I played . . . J: I didn't realize they had cute Nazis! Go figure. And you speak so nicely you English guys--not like those Nazis, everything is ach! and ich! and uch!--oi, sounds like my cat trying to cough up a fur ball. Anyway, I hate Nazis--what they didn't do to my Uncle Morty! C: Sorry to hear that . . . J: Oh, Morty's ok. I was just thinking--what they didn't do to him! So, what are you wearing? C: Armani. J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. Anyway, who's this lovely lady with you? C: This is my wife, Livia. J: Hello, Olivia! You wait right here while we take a station break. We'll be right back, folks!

(Mari channeling Joan) J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu.

Moon - when I clicked on your link to virtualkisses - this is the horoscope I got for MR FIRTH's bday... There you are ladies - you'll have a lot of fun taking this horoscope apart - I am sure the words are just too apt for all the themes that you have expounded on earlier today. Thanks all for the hysterically hilarious riotous bday party - but I missed waiting for someone to serve up the blue soup, the green gunge, the omellette and the marmalade. Maybe we can serve that up at the hang-over recovery tent in the morning. For 9/10/2001 If you ever wanted to intensify a relationship by sitting around coffee houses and bantering about the more subtle aspects of ethics and existentialism, now is the time to do it. Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought. You are sensual and sensitive.

As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-)

ROTF...everybody. Hey KJ, don't get booted outta the library for overtime! (Minkee)Horoscope:"Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought" Dunno know about anybody else,but *I* was moved to tears by his IQ or (is it GQ?) interview I mean, 'like it's sooo' much worse than what happened to poor Uncle Morty!

ROTF, Mari. I should have known you write for Joan. ;-) Are her ears really in back of her head now? (Minkee)serve up...the omellette Can't make one. Lizza has the whisk.

Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin "let off some steam" with Joan or Missy? ;-)

Have been away for a while but am glad to have caught up on all the prestigious awards CF has won: the GQ one and the 'P' one ;-). I couldn't let the day go by without wishing ODB a very happy 41st birthday. I found this horoscope and thought it quite good advice for our birthday boy. Your Daily Horoscope: September 10, 2001 by iVillage Astrologer, Kelli Fox Attention to detail is extremely important right now, Virgo. The Gemini Moon blows through your life like a wind across a stack of important papers. No problem is too small for you to stop everything and deal with. Forget about your own quality time, and make sure that nothing flies out the window. The basics require a lot more mind power than you've given them lately. As long as you keep in mind how important it is to build a solid foundation, you should be in good shape by nightfall. (our Moon is more a part of his life than she may have thought ;-) and I love the part that begins, "Forget about your own quality time...") Happy Birthday, Colin, we love you just as you are (or we wouldn't have so many fun things to talk about)!

(Boss)As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-) Well as long as we're getting "marshmallo-dramatic" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN YOU TAKE THE CAKE!!

The Gemini Moon blows through your life I tried to keep that a secret! Is is my fault if we're both ruled by Marcury? LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu. After all this advice... Mari, I had been waiting for you, ROTF! I agree with Eileen, you do write for Joan.

And my present for Colin this year is being shipped to his door as we type... The Computerized Boxing Workout Partner Say good-bye to stress! Punching SlamMan may be the ultimate stress buster. The SlamMan workout is so engrossing that you will quickly feel your frustrations and anger drain away. Better yet, you can hit SlamMan but he will never hit you back. Unique target lights help to dramtically improve your hand-eye coordination. Speed hitting the lights on SlamMan takes the same reflexes and corrdination as using speed bag. The SlamMan workout will definitely improve your reflexes and hand-eye coordination which, in turn, can really improve your tennis or golf game. SlamMan is going to become your all-time favorite workout. SlamMan offers just about everything you could ask for in a workout. You can get aerobic conditioning and major muscle toning spontaneously...just like a boxer. Plus, you naturally develop grace, reaction time and stamina. The SlamMan workout will not only help you look great, it will help you feel great. Hitting SlamMan is so invigorating and such a great stress reliever that you will feel totally energized. And best of all - SlamMan is right there whenever you're ready to slam. When it comes to workouts, SlamMan is totally unique. He's challenging, he's fun, he's friendly and he's incredibly effective. Your're going to love what SlamMan can do for you. There's nothing like SlamMan on the market anywhere. He's a completely original and incredibly effective way to train because... -He's durable. -You can hit him hard. -He tells you when and where to hit him by lighting up. -He's sensitive. -He's strong and silent. -He's adjustable. -SlamMan's mini-computer will keep you on your toes.

LOL, Karen! Can he take a hint? Have some more champagne.

Happy Birthday Colin! I just gave myself a birthday present by going to see BJD again. Loved it even more than firth time. Many happy returns of good films! Great party, ladies - as always :-)

Gi - me too. Saw it for the nth time but thought it was a most appropriate way to celebrate the bday. Still partying ladies (and gentlemen)??? A new day has dawned for me...and must off to work I go - I don't know why I can't just stay and put my head over where it should be after a hard day/night's partying like most normal people. anyway..carry on...

Time to go for me, too. Party hearty, ladies. *clink* More bubbly! Happy birthday, Colin! If pigs fly and hell freezes, we *might* just be celebrating something here before next September. Maybe. Possibly. Well, one can hope. ;-)

Hauoli Na Hanau Pakalana Lei This lei is one of the most outstanding leis ever created with (12) Rope Pakalana twined into one lei. It's lime green and light yellow flowers give you a very unique fragrance. Individual's use this lei for weddings or special occasions. Very fragrant.

So many gifts, so many "lessons." This has been the best party yet! We are ready to cut the cake so come this way and make sure you have plenty of Champagne. Cheers! Tanti auguri, tanti baci, tante cose buone!

When the bday candles have been blown out, the lights are dimmed, the party rubbish thrown out...here's a consolation party compliment to all those Down Under - I noticed that MLSF is showing at 3 am on Foxtel Showtime (urgh - no beauty sleep for a hangover-stricken partygoer). Thank you very much to all Firthettes for such an enjoyable virtual experience - I'm glad I overcame my shy-ness and de-lurked. See you next year. 3 cheers for our guy.

I've had a lot of good laughs reading these posts. Thank you one and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN, hope to see more next year.

No party is complete without being lei'd by Marcia! ;-) Hey, that one looks like a wreath. Fortunately, our boy has broad enough shoulders to carry it off.

Happy Birthday, Colin!

Karen, Sweetie, I try to do my best by our Colin. Never let it be said I passed up the chance to lei the DB =)

Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin "let off some steam" with Joan or Missy? ;-) With pleasure.;-) "Joan, would you please, please, please, please, please, just *ucking *uck off! This is the worst day of my life, Brian Cox is probably going to win the Emmy, and I really don't want to see you!"

Sorry, I missed such a wonderful party with a lot of virtual drinking and such useful kissing tips. But though I'm late I also have sth to say to someone who has a very special place in my heart Happy Belated Birthday COLIN! Many gripping scripts, enticing characters, main parts in blockbusters, comedy parts, overflow of awards, a lot of successes, and great happiness and excitement in your family life

........I really thought that 12 font is smaller.

TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AT DROOL IN THE US (INCLUDING ODB WHO IS IN LAX, ISN'T HE?) FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA WE ARE THINKING AND PRAYING FOR YOU ALL DURING THIS HORRIBLE MOMENT IN HISTORY. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU!!! GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!

Thank, this is the worst day of my life in the US. Our nation is under seige. More reports in the news conference.

This is beyond words. What a nightmare, what a senseless, terrible crime. My thoughts are with the poor innocent victims and their families and friends. I send my heartfelt condolences from Germany to America, and say with Minkee: Take care all of you.

I heard on the TV that the Emmys have been canceled. I called BAFTA/LA to learn whether the Donovan Quick presenters had been accounted for, but only got their voice mail. Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Thanks for the condolences from abroad. Federal buildings have been closed in this part of the midwest and people are glued to their TVs. However, I have gotten the most detailed information from the last topic at this site posted by Paul Terry W, so appreciate his efforts.

(Diane) Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Doubt if ODBB (our dear birthday boy) was LA-bound via Boston yesterday a.m. Doubt even further that he was in lower Manhattan. I'm sure he's safe.

Ok, I hope this is where you post boat names.. LOL Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked La Madre Pu� io: The Mother-May-I Il Giro Intorno: The Turnaround La Commedia Romantica: The Romantic Comedy Il Dodger di Dramma: The Drama Dodger Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Liv's Lobotomy Ok, there's ten.. (snickering)

Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception *hee hee hee* Good ones.

Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb LOL!!! Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy The Emasculate Conception Ouch! The Emasculate Conception Cute.

LOL! I like them all but we must make realistic. The Costa family need to approve it. ;-) My DH would suggest: Il Cornuto: the Cuckold. ;-) Keep those suggestions coming. :-D

Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception ROTFLMAO, Jeanie! The only one I could possibly add would be : Il Pussi de Whippa. ;-)

LOL! I bow to your knowlege, Ms. Moon. It was just feeble guessing on my part! LOL! I couldn't resist, though. ;) Hmmmm... what does "Cornuto" mean?

Oh.. nevermind.. you were translating.. DUH.. "The Cuckold".. sometimes.. ok, most of the time, I'm really thick! Mari, "Il Pussy Ha Frullato" was one of my earlier considerations, but I didn't want to offend more than I already have! ROFL!

Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites so far! :-) All I could come up with was "Per Favore Mas Amore"

Il Pussi de Whippa.....big LOL Il Si Caro.....nice ring to it Well done ladies!

Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta

Il Si Caro My overall favorite, but running a close second.... Il Pussi de Whippa

il idiot del villaggio

(Karen)Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta Zoinks, my translation must be WAY OFF... Please define, "Il Goddess di Colinary Alletta". ;) "Il Si Caro" is my favorite, too.. rolls right off the tongue. However, I'll go see if I can stir up some more. =P

my translation must be WAY OFF I'm using altavista's translator for the "con una fusta" part.

il idiot del villaggio Il idioto del villaggio a masturbatorio ;-) Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL!

ROTF, Mari!!! Il Si Caro I like it. It should be Il Si Cara. Which has a double meaning of "Yes, dear", and "Be so kind as to" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-)))

See, I knew I was wasting my time taking French in high school. Should have taken Italian instead.

il baggato (the joker)Doesn't mean anything, just the name of a restaurant in Rome that I went to. Sorry, but my Italian is lacking and my class doesn't begin until the 17th. I was feeling left out. (Moon)"Be so kind as to" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-))) ...Get out of my vicolo(sp?)I could think of a few others to end that sentence, but I don't want to get kicked off by the boss just before the big day.

LOL, Mari! Il che i Mancando Testicoli: The Missing Testicles (yeah, I know, too long) L'attore di Neutered : The Neutered Actor... LOL! Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass La Giovanna, me prende via da questa cosa matta: (laughing) The Jane Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (singing ala Adam Sandler).. "Opera Man... bye-BYEEEEEEE! (waving hanky)

Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass According to my DB, this is my boat...LOL

See? Closing I hope

Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway?

(Linda) I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway? alley. Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word "alley" means to you ;-)

(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? Typical American. ;-)

ROTFLOL! *wiping tear away* i cant pick a favorite -i'm laughing to hard! :-D

(Dorine)Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word "alley" means to you ;-) For me, cara, it means: Out of my way(vicolo). I'm coming through.

(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I have just spent a fun-filled hour translating English to Italian, and then back from Italian to English, on some free translation website. LOL! Nothing means what it was supposed to mean. For instance, "Ho un mal di testa" was supposed to mean "I have a headache" but translated back as "the evil says head." I tried "You are getting sleepy," which was "lei prendono addormentato," but that translated back as "she take gone to sleep." I've decided to stick with English, or let others do the translating. ;-)

(Mari)Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL! ROTFLOL!!! I was thinking the same thing and then read your words! Still LOL! So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style: Mr. Darcy...(pic of Fitzwilliam in upper right) Mr. Darcy... Women liked him in wet shirta But with good roles, he's a flirta! He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! (feel free to add more;-)

I was trying, I really was. I was gonna behave but Lora....OMG, He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. It's too good....:::wiping away tears:::::

(Lora) He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Ok, I just wet my pants and spewed coke out my nose.. sheesh, and you girls said I couldn't multitask!

Lora! I had just gotten off the floor, up to my knees after reading Lisa's knock, knock joke, read this, and landed back on the floor LMAO!! I think the Tootsie Roll I was eating came out of my nose!

LOL! Great one, Lora. And I can't even stand Adam Sandler...though Opera Man was an exception.

LORA! Post a warning before you do something so funny! I laughed so loudly that the cat ran out of my office! That was much better than any of the songs Sandler actually did on SNL. I just got caught up on posts at 163, and I have Jack Jones crooning in my head. Am suddenly seeing Colin as Gopher, wonder how he'd look in shorts and knee sox? (Jeanie)The Emasculate Conception LOL, but is that possible????????

LOL, Lora, I never saw AS do Opera Man but that was brilliant!

He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! LMAOPIMP! Waving a white hankie at you, Lora! This is *so* funny--you've nailed it perfectly. Here he is, ladies--and check out the pic of Hillary & Bill--LOL, I've been scooped! http://adamsandler.jt.org/andrea/SNL/opera/operaman.htm

Incredible! El Presidente es pusso whip-ah. Have we got talented people here or what? ;-)

No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora

(Kathy F)He no like to do da kissa I like it! May I suggest a slight revision? He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) Thanks for the link, Mari. That brought back memories or scandals past. I'm surprised OM never did a Monica aria.

(Mari)I've been scooped! No way, Mari, you are my comedic inspiration! (Kathy)No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora I love it! Well done, Kathy! (Kate)He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) I love this too, what a great idea for the party, Kate! Thanks for the link to OM, Mari. Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-)

Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora LOL, Kathy--great stuff! You ladies have really gotten into the spirit of things.:-) (Lora)Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-) Actually, they have! Hillary came to the NYC premiere of Shakespeare in Love, as did Colin and Livia. According to the press reports, Hillary mingled with the cast at a pre-premiere party at one of the posh midtown hotels. I know we have pics somewhere . . . Anyway, sounds like maybe they compared notes? ;-) ;-)

Oh, gee whiz, Kathy you're killing me! LOL! Ok, here's my first tribute to "Opera Man": (borrowing shamefully from Adam Sandler) Liv con bambino Darce es el dad-doh Con-cep-tionee Itssah bologna!! No Tes-tos-te-rone-oh No Grande Stiff-oh Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!!!!!!!!! (waving hanky madly) Opera Man.. Bye BYEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!

Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!! ROTFLOL Jeanie! My face hurts from laughing. Molto bene!

Tears rolling down my cheeks. Boss say Byeeeeeeeee!!

[ to the tune of Dino's "Amore"] Tongua mora ... Make de love scenes.. less a bora ROTF...Lora...Kathy...Better watch out... youse gonna get in trouble with The Apologists. Good thing we're hiding out on #110 ;-))

(Lora) So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style So funny and clever. How about: (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Now it needs alot of pepsa. (Kathy) No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora So funny: How about: Fans they like so much more nessy But he want to stay a dressy Da Bossa Lady "you must behave" "Si Cara Mia whatever you say." Good stuff ladies. Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites too.

...And who said, There are no real poets anymore? Thanks, Lora and Kathy. I'm determined to add some lines to this before the weekend is up. How about right now... So now he no do-a the drama Causa the wife says only rom-comma The fans they sure hope-a He no be a dope-a

Should read rom-com-a Sorry, but one must be critical of one's own work.

Phew! Y'all have been busy this weekend while I've been away! Lora, Jeanie, everybody - well, I just woke DH up from his nap because I was up here laughing so hard. I'll tell him it's your fault! So are we moving away from ocean liners and towards Italian songs as our theme? Though I suppose as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both....

as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both.... It works for me! ;-) We should each bring a song as a gift.

Oh no, shades of Dean Martin.

Yup, that's the song that's been going through my mind all evening.

I don't know what came over me! Did I say song?! Heavens, no! I meant poem. Everyone bring a poem. It can be something as silly as: actor tractor crushing roles

*shuddering* (Noooooooooooo!!!)

Let's not and say we didn't ;-)

OK, so I'm outvoted, still. Heehee. There once was an actor named Colin Who didn't like his name to be calling But what's in a name said Will Shakespeare When what really counts is not letting the signora ignora the actor named Colin forevermore. Now I will stop. ;-)

(Howl/Ginsburg) I saw the best minds of my generation turned by breeches, boots knee high, diving head first into a lake in white shirt trying to cool off, levelheaded women hoping for a glimpse of short socked white ankle, running up stairs, ................................feel free to continue

...gasping at long, sensual fingers touching a gloved hand, dark eyes glaring, smoldering in love, anger, frustration

You guys are too much! From Sandler to Ginsburg? Where to we go from here? ;-) Can't wait for the big bash. You ladies are so clever and CF seems to inspire us to recite in many poetic genres. (I was thinking today how Opera Man's hair could work for CF's hair for GWAPE ;-) - it's just like the hair of the Dutch Masters on the top of a cigar box!)

Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. You all are very creative and it has been good reading.

...eyes sparkling and questionning dimpled cheeks rosely flushed hair wet and curly lips quivering.... tall and stately grace abounding the smile that melts my heart the man of my dreams...

Why is there poetry here? Sorry, but when I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Now, Opera Man's humorous arias were different IMO.

(Karen)psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan POETRY? The underwear, I understand. That would be a creepy thing to receive. But poetry? That's a surprise. I hope the Fibbies haven't been monitoring this site. Moon, still laughing over actor/tractor rhyme. Am picturing Colin as Jess, driving his John Deere across the field to pick up Jessica Lange...

LOL, Kate! Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. The cases of champagne have arrived! Am working on setting up a Martini Bar by the pool. The Costa group have given us a choice of chefs, I have picked one from the Liguria region (hint, hint, Karen), we will have lots of lobsters, focaccia, and trenette al pesto. The freshest sushi will part of the aperitivo. Of course, we will have plenty of flavors of gelato, including mango. Which flavor do you think Colin might prefer? ;-)

(Karen) I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Gosh, I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Though given that I'm at work right now, that would certainly add spice to my day.)

(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-)

(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW?

YKM, I'm an equal opportunity employer. ;-)

(Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear I am confused. Do I need to take off the rest of my underwear (bra goes as soon as I get home) and then wear something else (robe, sweats, T-shirt), or do I just take off everything??? I don't want to break any Drool rules!

Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D

Well everyone, much as I hate to consider it, I may not be able to attend the one party for Colin I wouldn't have to attend surreptitiously. Work is calling me to Los Angeles for a weeklong meeting and it will be unlikely that I will have much time to check in. :-( You know how they love to fill *every* minute of your time. Sheesh!...just because they pay for everything they think I'm their slave. :-P My luggage is quite full now, so no room to bring presents with me. I was so looking forward to partying hardy! So please have lots of chardonnay and champagne for me....that way I'll be able to stand up and walk a straight line the next morning this time ;-D.

Mango gelato is fine with me, Moon. Makes you want to pucker up. ;-) Oh no, Dorine!!! It's not fair. Excuse yourself from the meeting, saying you have much more important business to attend to (*air smooch air smooch*) and will have your people get in touch with their people to set something up later. ;-) Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day.

Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day. I'll have one now, TYVM! ;-) Dorine, dear, you must find a solution!!! The boat will not stop over in LA long enough to wait, you must come on board at the right time.

(Dorine)Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D LOL, and you have the nerve to say I pick out the risque stuff. (Dorine)That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW? It better go for YKW! (Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Suppose we're posting from work? Then wot? I start Monday-need advice v. soon. BTW,Moon, I love hazlenut gelato, can we have some of that too? Since DORINE is leaving, Rika and I will bring the coffees and lattes. We'll make sure they are v. frothy and tangy! We'll save you some, Ms.Executive.*snif*

Uh, that should read hazelnut. Still looks wrong. Anyway I still like it

Ok, so in keeping with my ethnic background, I'm gonna bring fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters. (grinning) That's about as fancy as it gets here, so hopefully that will suffice. Besides, I don't condone eating anything that I can pronounce. (grinning) (Karen)(Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Ok.. but, I can still where YKW's underwear on my head, right?

Attention Firthettes!!! Join us on board the "Si Cara" on Tuesday September 10th for a "Turn the Ship Around" inspired Birthday Party for our dearest loveliest boy wonder, Colin Firth. And remember, all hands on deck. ;-)

The Observer Magazine If it's your birthday this week...(I'm just ignoring the fact that Huge Gnat's picture is below this) Sure, you've had a pasting this year but you've survived the Pluto-Saturn dust storm to tell the tale and, with any luck, passed 'Go' and collected �200. Pluto, the planet that wants power at any price, remains active in your chart for months yet, so issues surrounding autonomy are not going away. Since you are a nice-guy Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months.

Beautiful colors Karen!! Thanks for the horoscope, Emma.

(Moon)And remember, all hands on deck. ;-), The whole time? geeze.

In case anybody wants to know, the official celebration starts on 10 Sept at midnight BDT (not GMT). Adjust your clocks accordingly.

And, ladies, the party invites have been sent out: http://www.firth.com Lots of last minute presents to pick up...plus the cake!! Liquor store already made its delivery so am all set up (looking for jar of olives). ;-)

v. clever, Karen! My first CF birthday party.... I'm so excited, no wonder I can't sleep!

Whew! Managed to slip out for a few minutes.... (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Back to the grind....*sniff, sniff*.....

Hang on Karen! You're going to make me calculate from Aussie time to BDT???? ***Sigh....*** (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck You don't mean Colin's hands too?

Hmmmm... I'm gonna just assume, since I am the ignorant hillbilly of this group, that "BDT" would be London time. If I am wrong in that assumption, please do clear up my confusion as best you can. (grinning) So, let's see, (looking at clock and adding six hours) that it's lunch time in the land of Colin. hmmmm.. (attempting to decide whether or not to take dramamine and risk falling asleep during Linda's naked macarena, or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky)

(Dorine) Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Dorine, I assure you, we've been making diligent preparations for the event all weekend. We even made an acquisition to ensure that our coffee service would have the level of professionalism required by the occasion.

Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months. ROTFLOL! Si, cara (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) (Dorine),Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P (Linda), The whole time? geeze. (Lisa), You don't mean Colin's hands too? Heehee, I get him first. ;-) There is that old story of kissing lessons. ;-) Yeah, Karen! Love the invite! Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D

(Moon) Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D He has always been The Bucket since Day 1 for the cognoscenti ;-)

Karen/Moon - I will plead ignorance of "BDT" and add that like Dorine I am also tied to a grindstone with the proverbial tyrannical master at the wheel, so as as this may be my only chance to send my greetings today and as it is already long past midnight Down here, I will be the first one at the docks/pier to celebrate the "Turn the Ship Around birthday party" Dear Colin I have but a simple bunch of flowers and heartfelt wishes for you. Alas - I will not be able to stay for your party as duty calls for me to be someplace else... but wait! I do have a proxy to help you and my sister firthettes to turn that ship around Happy Birthday, Caro!

3 hours & 40 minutes to go!!! (slathering on sunscreen)

Happy 42nd Birthday, M'DEAR!!! Whooo-hooooo!!!

So very clever Minkee. Karen WONDERFUL Bucket page. You are so very, very talented. HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY, MR. WONDERFUL!!!! THANK YOU FOR SO VERY MANY HOURS OF PLEASURE AND ENTERTAINEMENT. PAM

Thanks for the picture, how very yummy! And to Colin, the author of our feast (the main course at our feast?!) Happy Birthday!

It's well past midnight here in the UK, so I'd like to wish ODB a very happy 42nd birthday.:hug

Happy Brithday Colin!

Sorry can't type, one more time, Happy Birthday Colin!

Happy Birthday Mr. Firth!

this is the picture i wanted to use, but it doesn't seem to work! alas. cheers anyway! ttp://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6

http://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6

OOOPS. My first ODB birthday celebration, and I forget the two most important things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, dahling. Please don't get too tired with the kissing lessons. There's lots more to come. and to close the tags! am v. excited.

Reposting Linda's from above: (Dorine)Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P See what I mean, Dorine. (Jeanie)or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky) Make sure you throw it to the wind. Who said I'm doing the Macarena nekid? I only do that in Morocco.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!

Happy # 42 Colin! Our lovely boat the "Si Cara" has just picked me up. http://www.charterauction.com/images/GlobalExpress.gif And if I'm here, you know we must be in the tanti baci Heading to the Martini Bar. Your gifts will be delivered much later. Ciao tesoro, a pi� tardi. :-D Auguri di cuore!

This was my port of departure, lucky me!

We're waiting for you, Moon: I've already ordered for you *hic* Colin is going to have to catch up quickly. ;-)

Some day I'll have something half as clever as the rest of you to say here, but for now, I'll just have to settle for Happy Birthday Colin! :)

(Jeanie) or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky You weren't supposed to eat all that food by yourself -- you were supposed to share the fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters! I don't think CF is awake yet. Perhaps Lisa should sneak into his bedroom and blow a noisemaker right in his ear. Startled, he'd probably jump right up out of the bed, and who knows what Lisa could report to us?! ;-)

Happy birthday, Colin! Now, dahling, listen to the cruise directors here at Drool. We'll be offering good wishes and a little birthday advice, too. As a veteran of many cruises, I can tell you that arts and crafts time on the Si Cara will be LOTS of fun. So, relax, enjoy the waves, and here's a little something to help you get ready for your role in GWAPE.

Have a great birthday Colin! And stay away from Richard Simmons on the Si Cara And how about some French lessons: Bonjour! Je m'appelle Colin Firth. J'ai quarante-deux ans et aujourd'hui c'est mon anniversaire. :) Come on to the lower deck for costuming and non-verbal French...

Wanted to drop this off while I have a moment, to help ensure the Si Caro makes its turn toward Dramaland.... As I'm unable to stay to navigate myself, I'm leaving my trusted assistant Michelangelo with this sextant in the event the shipboard computers malfunction.

Had time at lunch to run out for a few small decorations

Just before my dinner meeting, I had time to sneak out to get your present. I thought you could use this to help you prepare for any roles as a mute, deaf or otherwise, you may look for that I'd be willing to bet would bring you the big awards and recognition you deserve. When we meet again at your next premiere in NYC, I'll quiz you to see how well you picked up the sign language and tutor you if needed. You appear so good with your hands in other activities, I'd guess you wouldn't have a problem with this. But just in case, I'll bring my teaching assistants, Rika and Linda to help us out. I bet eight hands could be more fun and educational than 4. Happy, Happy 42nd Birthday, Colin! Thank you for the variety of entertainment you've brought to all of us. You just keep getting better and better!

OMG�.!!!!!!!!! I got hungry when I was at work in North London today and could not contain myself. Gasp! I saw this great cake on the counter. Sob! I couldn�t hold back. Blast! I ate over half of Colin�s Birthday cake! (I am a bad bad girl! I deserved to be spanked!) Now, I must replace this before the big "do" tonight. What would Colin prefer????? Strawberries???? Humm, could be fun eating it! A Mocha Ice Cream Cake???? Possibly, he could get his caffeine hit! Oh , but what about chocolate???? Perhaps�.. I�ll run out to the bakery now and see what I can find!!!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!

Attenzione!!!!! Reading this parody may cause tea and coffee spewing, coke spraying, or even wine spurting. It may make you choke with laughter, or even want to choke us! It might remind you of certain people whose names you would never want to hear associated with ODB ever again. And you might want to have a bottle of Windex and some paper towels handy before you begin. Go ahead and get them, we will wait.         All set? OK, then. Andiamo! Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy The Nightmare Begins     The fine mist of a salty sea breeze smacked Colin straight in the face. He sat up and looked around in confusion, shouting, "What the hell is going on?" The bed seemed to have turned into a boat, one that was rocking and rolling from an entirely different activity than one might think. The waves lifted up the bow, which was inscribed S.S. Si Caro, then let it crash down with a splash as the crests disappeared. He shook his wife furiously to wake her up. "We�re out on the high seas!" "Si, si, I know! We go out for the Indian food to celebrate il compleanno, your birthday. You know the restaurant, she has the candles on the tables." Why is she dressed in a sea captain's uniform? He looked down and saw that he was dressed in his own Sunday best. "Give me that spyglass," he insisted, and took it from her. "This boat isn�t going to the restaurant! We're setting a course straight home," he yelled. "And now I�m craving some turkey curry!" He wore a decided pout on his handsome face. As the boat docked beside their front door, Mary Elizabeth jumped out from behind the shrubbery with a brightly wrapped package in her hand and shouted, "Happy birthday, old friend, I brought you something patriotic." She saluted him grandly, which looked very silly since she was in a rather odd costume. Oh boy, a fancy dress party! Colin ripped open her gift to discover a Union Jack folded neatly within. The sea seemed to have disappeared, revealing a crew of workmen, who were busily digging a hole in the middle of his front garden. He watched in disbelief as they poured a concrete base and inserted an 8-metre tall flagpole into the hole. He gave the workmen the flag to hoist, and saluted smartly as it was raised. His wife and their unexpected guest laughed as they went into the house arm in arm. He trailed along behind, and noticed his wife had changed from her sailor suit into white go-go boots and a mini skirt. I wonder if those come in my size? His own clothes seemed to have changed, too. Oh lord, not the codpiece. Well, I guess this means we aren�t going out to eat! His front door swung open to reveal an entrance packed with people. "Happy Birthday, Mr. Darcy!" They blinked in surprise when they saw what he was wearing and shouted, "Happy Birthday, Count Wessex!" The room was filled with old friends, all in fancy dress. So touched was he that he sniffled with emotion. The rich aromas of Italian food were coming from the kitchen, and the Chianti and Lambrusco were flowing. Damn! Not Italian food again! Before he could go any further, Mikey fought his way through the crowd, carrying the tail of his rat costume. "Colin buddy! Another year older! I didn�t really know what to get you," he said, wiggling his whiskers in a most ratlike way. Binder put his tail in Colin�s hand, then saw his mistake and quickly exchanged it for a rope. He leaned in and whispered confidentially, "Let�s talk later. I�ve got the hottest project yet! You'll want first crack at this one. It's called �The Story of Coach Muto.� It's about a mute who's so crude he turns all the women off, but winds up with a tall blonde anyway. Your gestures will make the film." He walked away swinging his tail, and Colin looked down at the rope he was holding. It was attached to a goat that was staring at him blandly and chewing on a copy of yesterday�s Mirror. "A goat?" he wondered aloud. His wife came up and said, "Caro! Il capretto! Is perfect gift! We no need the gardener any more. I fire him in the morning." She sashayed on over to welcome Kenneth, who was dressed like a Nazi officer, but talking about the Tuscan countryside. An envelope appeared in his hand, inscribed "Best wishes from Evelyn." Wasn�t she my co-star in Femme Fatale? She was a hottie! Or was she the tea lady on Fever Pitch? Hey, she�s the one who's offered to be my publicist! I really should call her. Inside was a pair of theatre tickets. Great, I love Shakespeare. "Hey Ken, how about going with me to see Hamlet?" Ken nodded and waved, but continued to babble on about Italy. He had a particular passion for olive oil. Colin looked down and noticed that the goat was now chewing on his shoes. Before he could deal with the pesky beast, the phone rang. "Dahling! For you!" his wife sang out as she put the receiver into his hand. "Colin," he heard O�Toole�s distinctive voice crackling through the long-distance connection. "I heard it's your birthday. And I've been meaning to tell you something. You know that bit about �one for show and one for dough�? You did know I was only kidding, didn�t you dear boy?" Colin hung up to the sound of the venerable actor's laughter. Dragging the goat along behind him to keep it away from the furniture, he set out to mingle with his guests. Every time he moved he had to apologize for hitting someone with that damn sword, not to mention pushing the goat away to stop it from nibbling on the hem of his doublet. He tried to make his way over to a trio he saw in the corner, overhearing snippets of his guests' conversation along the way. Andrew was dressed like an Oxbridge professor wielding a megaphone, and Crispin was wearing a frock coat and breeches, looking very much like Mr. Bingley. "Hey, great costumes!" Colin complimented them as he passed. "What costumes?" they answered in puzzled unison. They continued talking; Crispin seemed to be having problems with a scene from his latest project, and Andrew was more than happy to give him some advice. "Simply visualize that you have an erection and go with that motivation. The scene will be perfect." Colin recognized it as wise counsel; Crispin seemed somewhat confused. But when Colin nodded in agreement, so did he. He finally made it across the room to Salman, Nick and Lord Archer. Salman was dressed as a mullah, and Nick looked horribly mismatched; the Red Sox jersey and cap did nothing for the Arsenal shorts and socks. Jeffrey had been let out of Belmarsh just for this occasion, so he didn�t need a costume; he wore his prison uniform and fitted right in. Colin was somewhat in awe of this collection of great authors, and his mind went blank when he approached them. Since he could think of nothing else to say he asked, "Do you know where the loo is?" Thankfully, Salman did, and he hit them all with his sword as he turned away to find it. Then everything faded away to blackness as he fell back asleep.   Fine prima parte

ROTFL!! LOVE the pics, chili!!! Since I don't know how to post with amazing graphics, I'll have to keep it simple: (BIG smooch!!) HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! Use your birthday wish well!!

Carissimo Colin, we always use your birthday bash to roast and toast you, and you must know it is all in good fun. Now come by the pool with me, we need to talk. Looking back this year I have learned a few new things about you: 1. You can draw! 2. You can write! 3. Your fav. food is Moulakhie. 4. Your son was saved by Spider-man. 5. You love doing rom/coms! 6. You�re a prude (pending the towel and bed scene in Hope Springs. ;-) 7. You hate your name. 8. The kissing lessons didn�t pay off. 9. You make a funny odd couple with Rupert Everett (but have you seen him in chains? 10. You might move to Rome. We have also been burning lots of candles this year in the hopes of you aggressively pursuing a DRAMATIC ROLE. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind� lalala. As is my tradition, my gift of cd�s starts with Norah Jones. The latest Jonathan Richman and in keeping up your Keith Jarrett collection his latest trio effort. My biggest gift this year is this jet. I have tried it out and you will love it! Now there�s no excuse to miss any audition or screen tests. Location, location, location. Fly baby! Now let�s have some champagne, sushi� Buon Compleanno!

In honor of your special day, Colin, your personal LD's (No, not your wife, your Latte Divas) have decided to take our coffee-service capabilities to a higher level of excellence. We have purchased the La Pavoni Europiccola "Romantica Commedia" espresso machine. We will now be able to meet your needs - um, your coffee-related needs - at any hour of the day or night. And we do mean any hour. Also, to commemorate this special day, we have created a Latte di Giorno just for you: the Si, Cara Latte. This frothy drink is hot, sweet, and just a little tangy-the perfect libation to enjoy with pillow talk. Happy Birthday, Colin, from your LDs Rika and Linda, Dottoressas di Latte

Great party, ladies! Glad to see you managed to sneak away, Dorine, to join in. Loved the book. Let's hope...NOT! Lisa, would you believe I had that same cake saved for another auspicious aussie event?? ;-) chili front!! What a hoot. Good thing you gave us that warning, as I carefully set my coffee down. Wouldn't want to short-circuit anything today. ;-) (PO'T) You know that bit about �one for show and one for dough�? You did know I was only kidding, didn�t you dear boy?" Colin hung up to the sound of the venerable actor's laughter. *snort* Loved the pic of MEM (a treasure, surely, a national treasure) and what can I say about the ratman. *hee hee hee* so very appropriate.

Looking forward to "la seconda parte." ROTF! Hello Peter!

Happy birthday, Colin. We've gotten back together today to give you a very special gift, your very own: A Goldfish Called Colin We avoided the green ones because they're not ripe yet.

I didn't think the party would be complete without Nessie. In honor of your special day, Colin, this elusive sea creature has come all the way from Scotland to board the S.S. Si, Cara. Nessie will keep you company while you play naked in the puddling pool-sipping the Latte di Giorno. Happy Birthday, Colin!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! This is the best I can manage. Hopefully I can bring some presents next year. What a great party! A big international bash for ODB! Wonderful graphics & stories, everyone. This is sooo cool!!

So, for your birthday, Colin, I'm giving you lessons on How To Turn Around the Si Cara. First, you're going to need a captain's hat. It is an essential item. However, should you prefer to work on this problem in period costume, here's something that might suit you better. But remember, the Si Cara is not only off course, but it is heading backwards, so I'd advise a newer model for your future voyages. Remember, that hat means you're in charge. No one onboard has more authority than you. Next, we're going to familiarize ourselves with bigger boats. Here's my friend Enrico, who will take us into the area where you'll be in command. This is the Bridge, not to be confused with the Bridget. There are lots of complicated dials, buttons and readouts, and so many monitors. But you needn't worry because there are trained professionals who will watch them for you. All you need to do is bark out orders, like turn left, probably a favorite of yours. Now that you're on the bridge, I've enlisted a couple of veterans to give private instruction on commanding large vessels. Again, if you've opted for the period look, here's your man: While his approach might be considered a little brusque and his crewmembers didn't support him 100 percent, you could learn a lot. If not, I suppose you will get used to the native entertainment on any of the islands they leave you on. But if you want to brush up on some more modern equipment, here's your man: Like you, Colin, this man became so totally identified with one television role, so it would seem a natural fit. Besides, I hear Isaac makes a mean martini. In fact, the whole crew has been summoned to help you, as turning the ocean liner around is our first priority: In order to practice all that you've learned today, you'll have some time for simulation in the privacy of your own bath. And, finally, Colin here is the Tugboat Drool, which is standing by to help push you in another direction:

I see we have moved into the dining room. � buona la torta? The Si Cara seems to be set in its way, so here's another tug boat to help it turn.

Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy     The Nightmare Continues Colin awoke to a horrid smell, not to mention a wet cheek. He opened his eyes and screamed. Why is this goat licking my face? Then he remembered he was missing his own birthday party, and grabbed the goat�s rope as he hurried out of the loo to get back to the action. He was stopped along the way by that little Italian tailor, who wanted to remeasure his inseam. The tailor made some notes and muttered "Ha la grillione!" under his breath, which Colin translated into something rather vulgar. He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? Then the tailor gave him the measuring tape as a birthday gift. Well, that's good; it seems like someone's always asking for one of these. The doorbell rang, and in walked a messenger with a big box. "Is there a Colin here?" The delivery man laughed. "That's my dog's name." There was nothing for it but to raise his hand and say, "That�s me!" "Hey, you even look like my dachshund, too. Sign here," the courier instructed and handed over the carton. Inside was a gift from someone who he thought sounded vaguely familiar, but he couldn�t quite connect the name with a face. Whoever �Rosie� was, she had sent him a brand spanking new laptop computer. "Wow!" He plugged it in and shooed the goat away to keep it from slobbering on the screen. It connected immediately to the Internet, but for some reason he could only get to one particular website, no matter what he typed in. He was soon immersed in reading a rather wild tale about Hong Kong. Why do I have this sudden hankering for mangoes? He was so absorbed in the story that he missed seeing Hugh come stumbling through the door. The man hadn't been invited, and he was quite obviously drunk. He isn�t even in costume! At least he brought his own champagne. Hugh immediately headed to the kitchen and set his sights on Livia�s mother. "Hellooooo, mummy," he began, then started inquiring about her underclothing. Within seconds, Hugh was leading her up the back staircase, champagne and glasses in hand, to the sound of girlish giggles. In the meantime, the trio of notorious authors were pushing him away from his new laptop. They were totally engrossed by the rom-com on the screen, so he left Archer holding the goat and went in search of a glass of vino. As he entered the kitchen, a wave of floodlights outside switched on, illuminating the entire street. The inside of the house was as bright as the lights at a Leicester Square premiere, luring all the guests to the windows. Whatever was coming was clearly a spectacle not to be missed. A golf cart came roaring down the middle of the otherwise deserted pavement, and a disembodied loudspeaker blared out "God Save the Queen." Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Judy gathered her skirts and made a regal descent from behind the wheel; Rupert simply jumped off the back and saluted the flag. Their costumes were splendid, elaborate full length gowns complete with sparkling crowns. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled "One can never have too many queens!" "Where is the birthday boy?" Judy inquired imperiously. She indicated he was to kneel before her and she pronounced, "I hereby command you to enjoy your party, my dear boy. And I picked up a little something for you the other day. Now, rise from your semi-recumbant posture, and open your gift." With that she tossed a wrapped package at his feet and moved to stand beside Lord Archer, for despite his recent run in with the law, he was the only member of the peerage in the room. "Get that goat away from my cake," Colin bellowed across the room, realizing that he should never have trusted a politician, even to watch a goat. He struggled to open his gift from the Dame, just as Hugh came down the stairs with his wife�s mother. They were laughing and joking. Cazzo! "What are you doing here?" he insisted. "This party isn�t for you. Your birthday was yesterday. And, what, may I ask, have you been doing upstairs with my mother-in-law?" "Oh, calm down, Pencil Legs," came Hugh's flippant reply. "That�s Signore Pencil Legs to you," Colin snapped back. "And get away from la suocera," he growled. "Or what?" Hugh challenged with that really smug look he always seemed to get. Thankfully, the assembled partygoers burst into "Happy Birthday to You" and insisted that both men join in the song. As the last strains of the festive refrain faded away, he fell back into the black void of dreamless slumber. Fine seconda parte

He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? ROTFLMAO!! ;-)))))))) a disembodied loudspeaker blared out "God Save the Queen." Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled "One can never have too many queens!" *coughing* Great story Chili Front! Am on edge of chair, waiting for your next installment.

ROTFL! Great stuff chili front. I can't wait to see the next part!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! I had no time to shop or get a card, so all I can give you is a ludicrous amount of my respect and hope that this is enough to turn the boat around.

Love all the stories and pics! LOL about jet, lattes, Captain Stubie (sp?), and trilogy! Here's a little something for Captain Colin on his 42nd birthday! Captain Colin, it's time to turn that ocean liner around! So use your row boat from the BJD mini break as a tug boat (BJD was supposed to be a "vehicle" to other great roles, wasn't it?) and turn the S.S. Si Cara around like the ant who moved that rubber tree plant! You can do it! (picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( ) Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea. Use it to turn the S.S. Si Cara A full 180 degrees! Row, row, row your boat And earnestly decide Whatever role is best for you Without Dott.ssa at your side! Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea Now choose a drama with good karma And Oscar quality! Those are my wishes for you, Colin, on your 42nd birthday! Nothing like a boat ride to help a man clear his mind and help him make decisions. May you make many wise choices this year! We'll be watching ;-)!

(Lora) picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( *Slaps side of head* Forgot to add that to Colin's nautical CV above. (BTW, you should've emailed me. Have lots of them.)

Chili...whoever you are...you've been lurking out there a long time and know us v. well...Hilarious. "Pencil legs."ROTF

Great stuff, ladies! The best parties on are 110.;-) Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on!

Stop Everything... a parcel just arrived : ...Your spectacles are in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 The National Health Service

My warmest greetings to Chili. I hope there is a Terza parte. Cazzo! I can't believe he said that! LOL! I have just managed to get te Incredible Hulk to jump on the tug boat to help turn the "Si Cara" around. ;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN Greetings from.... THE TONGUE BRIGADE We can hope, can't we;-)

Some other things I learned this year. 11. You sing like a Beatle. 12. You�ve embraced the bourgeoisie. 13. You�ve learned to live with Mr. Darcy. 14. You�re chilling with the Travolta crowd. 15. You helped discover Minnie Driver. 16. Co-starring in a smash such as BJD did not help much. 17. You don't belong to the tongue brigade. :-( 18. You drive a VW. 19. You drive me nuts. ;-) 20. Loro drive you nuts. ;-))))) Caro Colin, can�t party with you today because it�s also my guy Ritchie�s birthday. Ciao, ciao. And remember, we must do a movie together, darling. Sorry Col, but today is also my Ryan�s birthday. Sheesh! What a coincidence. Blowing air kisses. Catch them if you can. Heehee.

(Mari)Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on! I wondered the same thing. LOL, ladies. I love this party. Now, I'm off to the bar. Moon, when you're finished with the lessons-can I be second to try him out? I want to respectfully put the boss first-unless she's too busy with the martinis.

NEWSFLASH: The Si Cara has dropped anchor due to an emergency onshore shopping expedition for script-reading supplies . . . In the confusion of the disembarking process, Mr. Firth was instead hustled aboard this ship. . . . . . which is headed in the right direction. Onboard entertainment featured this woman . . . . . . singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. FIRTH

OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday?

Reposting Pam's message from above (today, I delete any messages with unclosed tags...) Response 712 of 712: FanPam (FanPam) * Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:52) * 6 lines COLIN, HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED TO HAVE SO MANY WONDERFULLY TALENTED WELL-WISHERS. ALL THE BEST. LOVE, PAM

LOL! Loved the birthday message from the NHS! And the script-reading supplies, Mari! *hee hee hee* Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. [one little admin note: please try to select images of manageable sizes, i.e., under 100K] The sheer quantity of images used today is enough to send most of our computers to nursing homes.]

Happy Birthday Colin Firth Please don't take this ship, it is the Titanic Take this new ship to go to wherever your birthday wish might be. Do you remember your American pal? Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! She's desperate, "Colin, I beg you!!!" I hope this works

Yo, Colin.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY From the gang at the Earlham Street Pub

Try the last part again. cross my fingers Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! She's desperate, "Colin, I beg you!!!"

This is fantastic! Can't wait for the third story installment. Brain fried by day at work does not allow much creativity, but I must say at least something. As I thought about the big day today, I realized that although I feel I hold values of equality, anti-oppression, etc., and although I love Colin's acting and characterizations, his politics, his story-writing -- ultimately...mmmm...those eyes...that voice...that walk up all those stairs...I can go on...but I won't!...yumma yum... Happy birthday to the object of my objectification! (v. shameful! but can not be helped)

(Karen), Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. That's right, We're working on our 6th Martini. Here's another stop.

Geez, I kept messing up with my post. Take this new ship to go to DRAMALAND(I like this word;-)) Got to go back to the meeting my boss is calling

GO COLIN!!! BIRTHDAY GREETINGS. Shame your favourite newspaper could only list your name and not your face today in its birthday column! Here's to your role as a gorgeous red head. I can't wait! Ladies, a fantastic party , love all the fabulous graphics. LOL Evelyn! Chili, waiting with bated breath for the next instalment, great stuff. And last but not least to our gracious hostess for making it all possible, Cheers Karen, (if you are still standing;-)

This morning, Katie meets with Colin Firth to discuss new developments with an organization that has been exerting substantial and ongoing personal pressure on the actor for the past several months. Katie (face flushed but attempting to remain cool): Thank you for coming into our studio this morning, Colin. Colin: It is very nice to be here, Katie. Katie: I'm very grateful you could make it in, since I know what a busy schedule you have and that you barely have the time to promote your own films, especially in England. Colin: Yes, that's true. I have never been out of work since drama school. In fact, I've just finished one film and must jet back this evening to start work on another. Katie: I'd really like to hear more about those films, but first we need to talk about the current situation relative to The Tongue Brigade or TTB, who first laid siege to your home in June. According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September. Are you aware of that? Colin: Yes, these women mass on the sidewalk every night at about ten o'clock with their candles. Katie: Has this been a major inconvenience? Colin: Thus far, they've maintained order but the local constabulary are expecting a far larger gathering this evening. Katie: Luckily for you, you're here in New York. But why this evening? Is there anything significant about the date? The way the stars are aligned? A full moon? What? Colin: We've concluded that the larger rally may be due to my birthday. Katie: (gasp) How would they know that fact, such a personal detail? (slides PDA away) Colin: (shaking head) Honestly, I have no idea and have asked several fans that question myself, when it has arisen in conversation. Katie: And their answer... Colin: They typically have none. In actuality, most women have a difficult time speaking to me and I have no idea why. I seem to get an almost ludicrous amount of respect. Kate: (hand making fanning motions toward face) Surely, Colin, you are being modest. You are a handsome, leading man. Heads must turn when you enter the room? Colin: Never. I'm really just an ordinary person and I lead a very quiet and normal life with my family, which is very important to me. Katie: I admire that in a man and am very happy that you have your priorities....but, now, we have some footage from recent protests in North London. (their heads turn toward the monitors) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. Can you tell us, Colin, what the message is? Colin: I speak Italian but can make out a bit of the Spanish... Katie: (pressing hand to ear) I've been told it says, "Long live kissing with the tongue." Colin: That seems fairly accurate. Katie: Does this mean the TTB's message is becoming more widespread, in concert with its international membership? Colin: So I've been told by the authorities. Katie: Do you have any conception of TTB's global reach? How many countries? Colin: Initially it was limited to only those countries in which Pride and Prejudice had been broadcast, but then grew tremendously in the aftermath of Bridget Jones's Diary. I'm afraid it has spread to all corners of the world as a result of our computer age. Katie: That internet is something, isn't it. Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. Katie: (eyebrow shoots up) Hmmm, alright. And here's another recent shot of a group of women draped in paper chains. Isn't that a unique and peaceful approach? Colin: I believe it has been done before. Katie: Really, by whom? Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) Colin: Possibly, although my actions are not and should not be the public's concern. Katie: (looking off to the side) Do we have any B roll of Colin at that protest? Hmmm, they're looking and think they might. Colin: Let me reiterate, Katie, that there is a fine delineation between the public and my personal life. I seek the input of my family, my wife in particular, for career decisions. She is highly intelligent and a grounding influence on me. Katie: A very good point, Colin, but perhaps these fans are attempting to show their support for certain statements you've made about the direction of your career. Colin: I've said many things in the past. Which statements? Katie: Ones in which you've expressed regret over not getting or being considered for certain dramatic roles. I believe you've mentioned on several occasions how The End of the Affair was such a film. Colin: Yes, I had been interested in Graham Greene's novels with their complex characters but was never offered the film. Katie: This is purely hypothetical. That film had several very sexy scenes between Ralph Fiennes and Julianne Moore. If it had been offered to you, would you have done them? (pulls earpiece out of ear) Colin: (major effort not to stammer) As an actor, one does what is appropriate for the character within the context of the plot. Katie: Then, I take it the answer would be yes. You haven't completely ruled out R-rated love scenes in future films. Colin: No, but I am getting older and the likelihood of being offered those types of parts is declining. This will be where I segue into character parts, allow myself to get fat and do really challenging work. [an unidentified arm appears to Katie's right, trying to get her attention; she ignores it] Katie: (horrified look upon her face) Colin, I was initially getting the impression that you were trying to turn your career around and would be leaving the lightweight comedies behind. But this doesn't sound like an improvement, at least from the standpoint of my sisters, I mean, the membership of the TTB. Colin: I'm at a loss for words. Katie: Words (with a raised voice)!! That's not what we...I mean, they want. Colin: Hmmm, reminds me of an old Rolling Stones song. But seriously, Katie, this group's objectives are unrealistic within the context of my life and the choices I've made. I have a wife and two children and an extended family in Italy and, frankly, I don't feel at all comfortable being shown on the screen in those sorts of scenes anymore, which is fine since the only scripts that seem to come my way are light comedies. Katie: (drained of spirit) I'm sorry to hear that, Colin. Could you tell us about your next film? Colin: There is not a great deal I'm allowed to reveal, other than Love Actually is an ensemble piece by Richard Curtis, one of England's best screenwriters, with many wonderful actors including Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson and Laura Linney. Oh yes, and Hugh Grant is in it too. Katie: Will you have a fight scene with Hugh again? Colin: No, we are in separate storylines. Besides, he had it written into his contract that we're never to be in the same scenes again. Katie: How will that affect plans for a Bridget Jones sequel? Colin: Again, planning for the sequel is still in the wind at present. It is very difficult to get all the main players together with a good script. It will have to be an even better script to tempt us to reprise our characters. Katie: Does it bother you that the part of Daniel Cleaver is virtually nonexistent in the second book and that it will have to expanded for the movie? Colin: Having not seen a script yet, I really cannot comment. Katie: So you can't tell us if they've kept in the extremely important scene where Mark strides in barrister mode around the bedroom in a towel after witnessing Bridget snogging the Whippersnapper? Colin: No. Katie: Are there any towel scenes in Love Actually? Colin: None. My character's wife has been cheating on him, so he takes off for Paris and hooks up with another woman who doesn't speak English and he doesn't speak French. However, they do find other ways of communicating. Katie: Sign language? (lackluster tone) Colin: No, other ways. Katie: (perking up) Really? This sounds like it might have some promise for your fans, especially those in the TTB. Do you have any other projects coming up? Colin: I will be playing Vermeer in an adaptation of Girl with a Pearl Earring after that. Katie: From what I recall of the novel, Vermeer had about six kids and a domineering wife. Colin: Yes. Katie: On what do you plan to draw your inspiration for that role? Colin: I've traveled widely and should be able to incorporate much personal experience into this role. Katie: We need to wrap this segment up now, but I want to leave everyone with a picture of Colin, taken during one of his own protest rallies. Thank you, Colin.

Whew! I finally got my row boat out of the mini break pond (it took me awhile since Hugh wouldn't help me - he was still hung over from celebrating his own birthday) and into the open seas in order to find the S.S. Si Cara and turn her around. I'm determined, but I'm going to need some help from you, ladies. I'll need something to energize me. Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship?

Guess, I'll have to take Natasha with me (whoops) ;-). Maybe we can busy her with some of that nail polish and put her on the Miss New Jersey and put me back on course towards the Si Cara ;-).

(Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship? The main act doesn't come on until after dinner. Have you booked a table? ;-)

Cabaret for Colin? Or is he the Cabaret? I know you'll keep us in suspense. Ho hum , nothing to do but order another martini and wait expectantly for a tantalising finale;-)

ROTFLOL, Karen! (K/K) Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. So, so funny! You've got her nailing him on every issue! Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) ROTF! Like Elizabeth's conversation with Mr. Darcy at the Rosings piano, using his own words/actions to justify an admirer's ;-)

*hee hee hee* Oh yes, this act was brought in at great expense just to appear one night only on the S.S. Si Cara. (then later, we'll have something for the Playgirls After Dark crowd, which is against Evelyn's better judgment. She of the Pennis Award!] ;-) Admin Note: If anybody out there wants to post a birthday message to Colin and can't figure out how, you need to register at the site (hit "Join In"] then contact me at nomdedrool@yahoo.com for the final step. Your Cruise Director

Clap*, Clap* Katie, er, I mean Karen. Colin: Hmmm, reminds me of an old Rolling Stones song. Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... You've got it babe! LOL! (Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? How's that song for inspiration? ;-) (Karen), She of the Pennis Award! Cherie, you must pronounce it � la francaise. Which reminds me of that song, Tu ma promis, et je t'est cru, tu est fou... ;-) tuo...tutututututu. ;-) Ladies, the bartender is suggesting a chocolate Martini, to go with the cake anyone else? :-D

(Moon) Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... Could be ;-) Maybe he'll join our headliner later on the main stage. Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? I haven't even dressed for dinner yet. The purser is bringing up my jewels in a bit. But a chocolate martini would be lovely. *smacking lips* you must pronounce it � la francaise Isn't it typed that way? ;-)

Karen...OMG how can I follow that hilarious interview...A winner. GWAPE:Six kids and a domineering wife: On what do you plan to draw your inspiration for that role? ROTF.... LA: Sign language? (lackluster tone) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. I'm the third white babushka from the left;-)

Karen....excellent interview....now I know what you've been doing all week!!

OK, I went to the bakery to find a new cake. I wanted to get a big one. (Do you have any idea how expensive bakeries are these days????) Never mind. Money is no object when it comes to ODB. Now, the Blue Angels know how to say it with big cakes�.. And so do the ladies on a street close to ODB�� Too big???? Yep, I agree. How would I carry it or fit it on the bus? (I�m afraid LD doesn�t pay me enough to own a car!) So then I thought�.A BOAT CAKE!!!!!!! I can sail it over to Islington. Perfect, I�m getting them to write S.S. Si Caro on it���Will cruise over shortly.

Here's a greeting that just came in.... From Mario(I need your help in packing. And your amicos at ICI

D*** Karen, That pic of the Blue Angels (and the others too) looked so very small until it popped up here. I don't want to melt any computers! I know just enough to make trouble.

Great interview, Karen! Chili, when do we get part 3? Do we have to wait for the late-night in-cabin movie? Love all the boat motifs. No chocolate martinis for me, thank you. I'm saving my calories for birthday cake!!!

This is indeed a truly auspicious day. Not only is it Colin's 42nd Birthday, but it is also the day when a very important Hall of Fame announces its annual inductees. Take it away, Fred and Robert! Colin, ever since that remarkable day when you appeared in My Life So Far as the hare-brained inventor father of six precocious children, you made a lasting impression on our Board of Governors' Selection Committee. You did this at such a young age. Then you followed as a surrogate father in that classic Secret Laughter of Women. Our hearts melted at the way you reached out to that boy and provided him with the father figure he needed. You set a fine example, even though you were legally married to another at the time. Then, we saw you in Donovan Quick, playing a father figure to the mentally handicapped Sandy Pannick. Our Selection Committee did have to go to great lengths to see this performance, but it was worth it, as it caused you rise up through the ranks of potential candidates and to make it to the all-important short list. Then, more recently, you appeared in The Importance of Being Earnest, with a part which required you to take care of your ward Cecily. Not only did you have to fend off the advances of a man old enough to be her father, but you had to stand up to the formidible midget, Dame Judi. Our admiration continued to grow. Now we've been told that you're playing a father again in American Girl and will have six more children in the film Girl with the Pearl Earring. Our hats are off to you, Colin. You've already played father to more than we ever did in our careers (three each), and you are miles ahead of both Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson, who never seem to be parents in any of their films. Therefore, it is our honor and privilege to present you with this plaque: In addition, we have a few other gifts for you. All TV/Movie Dads need to wear authentic 50s'-style cardigan sweaters: And at the end of hard day at the studio or on location, a man just wants to have his slippers: Congratulations and Good Luck!

Wow - I've been offline most of the day and it took quite a while to catch up! Lots of great stuff! Especially love the interview, Karen! I am a little worried with all of us trying to get the boat to turn around that we could wind up with a confused little boat.....

Is it time for cocktail hour yet? I'm Kate, and I'll be your server, this evening, Mr. Firth. (Glad to serve you any time!) May I suggest these?

First, let me say how sorry Linda and I are that our compatriot Dorine is only able to pop in now and then for the party. We miss her. But in the spirit of carrying on no matter what, we present..... Dramatic roles are blowing far Across the North Atlantic Sea. While Daniel Craig is Gwynnie's star, The rom-coms pile up all 'round me. Oh Roman captain, tell me true, Why must I do this comedy? Is that the script I want to do? It's "Gidget Goes to Tuscany"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around.  She will not budge, I know her well. For kissing scenes she doth not care, And little change may I compel Of one so lacquered and so fair. My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. from Linda and Rika

This just in from the Psychic Network: the "SS Si Cara" appears to be turning around slowly, very slowly. And it seems that the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black. Orson would be pleased to have Colin play him because he's an actor that would gain the weight and settle into his character very well. Karen), Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? What about all that cake that Lisa brought? You mean you didn't bite? I can resist everything but temptation. ;-) And, congratulazione Colin for you excellent award. ;-)

Linda and Rika! LOL! That bit of music was great.

This is the signal for turning the ship around. Just in time, as we are entering, Venezia!

Oh my, love the TV/Movie Dad Hall of Fame. LOL! (L&R)My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! I love this part. I can just hear CF saying "pain" as his voice changes ranges a little and he hits his chest in angst. Linda and Rika, the song is great. How positively delightful!

(Karen)Playgirls After Dark crowd I'm a card carrying member. Love the interview, Karen. I could almost see Katie's ankle doing that little dance. Chili, Chili, Chili must have part three before I get too sloshed to read it. Yep, one more choclate martini for me, please, Forget the cake-unless of course it's rum-filled. I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! Rika, have you saved any latte for Dorine? Poor girl.

Moon, so we are already in Venezia? My, how time flies when you're having fun!

Yup, it's not wise to leave your computer for too long today, as the catchup can be agonizing. Great job, Latte Divas Rika and Linda! Dorine is sorely missed, but your tuneful rendition of that pop classic is brilliant, as well as all the pains you've taken with your presentation. Gidget Goes to Tuscany! LOL!! (only if YKW plays Moondoggie and not the father!) Kate, we've started out here with a dish representing Colin's cultural heritage: pizza, but your appetizers look scrumptious. (Moon) the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black It may be time for old Hans and Franz to come in "pump you up" ;-) BTW, Colin is shown on Entertainment Tonight's website for having a birthday today. Pretty soon, the show will be on here, but there's no guarantee he'll be listed at the end. *crossing fingers* The pic is one I don't recognize. Could be from an old junket (note edge of lamp in corner). Need to see more of clothing to tell for sure:

Nightmare in North London A Trilogy The Nightmare That Keeps on Giving   His wife stood before him, holding a birthday cake. The candles were lit and shining brightly. As soon as the song was over and he blew them out, he grabbed the cake from her hands and threw it in Hugh�s face. They immediately began to sissy fight, rolling on the ground in the smashed cake, as the goat tried to grab pieces in between their thrashing bodies. This was right up Queen Rupert�s alley; he immediately began offering suggestions to both men to improve their fighting prowess. Archer began furiously scribbling notes for his next book, and Andrew was heard to say rather predictably to Ken that it would look more realistic if they would imagine... Finally, both men agreed to call it enough. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, "Attack! Get�em boy!" When the goat just stared at him, chewing cake, he tried again. "Attaca!! Aizzare!" The goat took off after the troublesome guest. Hmm, this goat understands Italian! Hugh decided a hasty exit was in his best interest. He saluted the flag as he passed the flagpole, and stumbled straight into a group of girl guides selling cookies. When they discovered whose birthday it was, the girl guides burst into song, making it through "Happy Birthday" twice. Hugh couldn't help but inquire about their boarding school antics; they shrieked, dropped their cookies on the lawn and ran towards home, calling out "It's past our bedtime." Suddenly the loadspeakers outside began to play "Mustang Sally" and a strange sound could be heard coming from the front walk. It sounded as though a pig was outside, rooting through the cookie boxes. His ears pricked up. I'd know that voice anywhere. "Sally! Sally's here." He rushed o the door to let her in; she grunted in acknowledgement, then headed straight for the cake that was strewn around the room. He just looked at her with a big smile. The party's made now! My favourite co-star has arrived. By now, Queen Judy had had enough of this shindig. She dragged her royal counterpart out the door and Colin walked them to their golf cart. A heated argument broke out between the queens over who was going to drive. Judy won, of course, and took off like a bat out of hell. A huge lorry cut right in front of her and she executed a sharp turn, swerving onto two wheels to avoid hitting it. The driver cursed and then laughed at the sight of two queens in a golf cart as it disappeared into the darkened streets of North London. Rupert could be heard clearly, imploring "Slow down! My skirt's caught in the wheel." Then the lorry backed up to the front garden and dumped a load of overripe ripe tomatoes on what was left of the lawn. The goat rushed over to the pile and began to frolic amongst the fruit, eating to its heart's content. The teamsters got down from the truck and began to unload an enormous birthday cake. They handed him a receipt to sign. "Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night. His darling wife came out onto the steps. "Cara mio, how lovely, we can have leftovers." They jumped back in surprise as the blast of a big brass band issued forth, then the top flew off the cake. An all-American guest, holding shimmering sparklers in each hand, popped out. "Katie! What a great surprise. All the way from New York." She waved the sparklers, gave him her perkiest smile and said "Yes, when I heard it was your birthday, well, I just had to come." She eyed him adoringly and shuffled her feet against his. He looked down and exclaimed, "Hey, I love your shoes! Darling, look! " he called to his wife. "Look at Katie's shoes! Aren't they attractive? You�ll have to find out where she shops." "Oh, si si, my love," his cara spouso said between clenched teeth. She smiled and waved as Joe and Ralph came out of the house and approached her with wicked grins. "Oh no you don't!" Colin shouted. "You may get the parts, but you won't get my wife! At least not in this dream!" "Have you been on that 'Interneto' again, where all those women say you need the kissing lessons?" He seized her and murmured, "Per te," as he kissed her soundly, and she smiled. "What's so funny?" He furrowed his brow at this thought just before they were nearly knocked off their feet by Sally the pig grunting madly as she rushed out to get at the tomatoes. His mother in law followed, swatting at its rump with the empty champagne bottle. She pointed to the garden. "Look, look! Il pomodori! We can make the sauce, enough to last a year with them." She began to fill up plastic bags, fighting over the best tomatoes with the goat and the pig. The guests began to leave; ever the charming host, Colin politely thanked each one for coming with a handshake and a gift bag. After surveying the wreckage in his front garden, he tethered the goat to the flagpole for the night; the pig had already cleaned up the residue from the cake fight inside. He grabbed a quick shower, then went looking for his wife. She was down at the end of the hallway inside a closet, sorting through piles of manuscripts. "What are you doing, dearest?" "My love, it is il capretto. They are always hungry. The grass, she isn�t enough food. All the tomatoes are squashed. We give it some of these." She handed him a heavy stack of screenplays, evidently no longer needed. "Goats, they will eat any kind of garbage." He read through the titles as he made his way downstairs. Why, these are some of my best scripts! Granted, I didn�t get parts in the films, but still, it�s like feeding part of my soul to this rotten goat! He sighed as he fed the goat "Oscar and Lucinda." Damn those Fiennes brothers! A little tear formed as he watched it eat "High Fidelity." I wish Nick had offered me this one! Then he watched it chew up and swallow "Gosford Park." Of course! Everybody liked that movie. I can�t believe I wasn�t in it! When the goat got to "Armadillo" it was too much and he went inside and crawled into bed. It seemed like only a few minutes later that he woke up with a start. A fine mist of a salty sea breeze smacked Colin straight in the face. He sat up and looked around and shouted, "Good God, we�re sailing on the S.S. Si Caro again!" The bed had once again turned into a boat. "Wake up, wake up!" he roused his wife. "Si, si, I know, we go out for the Indian food to celebrate your birthday. You know the restaurant, she has the candles on the tables." She was dressed in an Indian sari. Oh, that's much more attractive! He looked down and saw that he was wearing his favourite vintage shirt. I look pretty hot in this! "Hand me that spyglass," he directed. "This time around I want to be certain I get my turkey curry."   Fine PS. Colin, believe it or not, we love you...just as you are. Buon compleanno! And thanks for the inspiration... Chili Front and Frolic Thin, Partners in Crime The Anagram Twins

APPLAUSE!!!!! Fabulous, dahlings!

Turn, turn, turn your ship Toward some decent roles. Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! I wish I had something more impressive to offer, like all you talented Droolers! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You just keep getting better and better!

Thanks so much to the Anagram Twins!! The best laugh was Huge's picture, what a hoot!

(Chili)"Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night Rika, Rika, OMG, we're famous. We made it into Colin's nightmare. Thank you, Chili. I could almost hear him say "coffe wenches". Gave me the chills just thinking about it. Thank you, Chili. My sides hurt from laughing so much. I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, "Attack! Get�em boy!" Can't you just see it? Hilarious!

I know it's getting late in the evening, but I figure the night is young and I�ve not yet seen the song list for the evening�s entertainment. Being a female of a certain age, remakes of some 70s classics come to mind: Turn The Ship Around Baby, Do It My Way Walk On The Wilde Side The Things You Do For Love We Ain�t Seen Nothin� Yet One Tongue Over The Line Stuck In The Rom Com With You Ride Colin Ride (No one looks better on a horse!) Hot Rod Nessie It�s Not Too Late Mama Told Me Not To Tongue (Just preparing this list was fun�I of course skipped The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA, Night Moves, and Stairway To Heaven and any number of other (totally in-)appropriate possibilities!) What a fun day! Thanks for making the trip on the S.S. Si Cara so much fun!

I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. Is this a candidate for the fanfic archive?! Surely this is not lost to posterity!

Thanks to everyone here for making my day with all this great Birthday fun. You all have done a fablulous job of it and I hope that, possibly, someone special will pop in to see all the efforts. And, now more about the cake fiasco! On my way back to Islington, I ran into the Queen on the bus. (Circumstances have led her to travel by a more economical mode of transport lately.) When she discovered whom my boat cake was for, she insisted upon coming back with me to wish ODB a Happy Birthday in person. It seems she�s long been a fan and especially enjoyed Relative Values. As she said to me, �Lisa, Colin�s character reminds one very much of someone one knows!� (????) Anyways, she had to go back to the palace and change�.. ��and insisted that this guy come along with us. ***Sigh*** They couldn�t wait to get out to the S.S. Si Caro�� ���but there wasn�t enough room for the entire entourage and they had to make their own way on board. Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Now, we are all set to party. Just everyone be careful you don�t knock the Queen�s crown off!!!!!

He looked down and saw that he was wearing his favourite vintage shirt. I look pretty hot in this! The look that started it all! Grazie di cuore a le gemelle Anagram. (Linda), I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! I've had first seating at the bar, ladies. Ready for another round. :-) Now, who wants to go to Capri? Next stop, la Grotta Azzura.

"Richard, look at wot those twins have done to your famous fight scene from BJD. Can't you direct them to behave? Even though I know they do it out of love, actually . . .

(Lisa), everyone be careful you don�t knock the Queen�s crown off!!!!! Who would have thought we'd have so many Queens in attendance? ;-) Lisa, you are the official cake girl! *smooch*

Ah, well, mebbe da Boss can help me out.:-)

Kathy and Barb, you've got it down. ;-) LOL!

If you can manage to open this, there are 3 party favors for all crew memebers, cortesy of Meluchie:-) http://194.68.33.51/fotoweb/Grid.fwx?columns=5&rows=2&folderid=5003&SF_GROUP1_BOOLEAN=and&SF_FIELD1_GROUP=1&SF_LASTSEARCH=Sean+Bean&Stemming=&Synonym

Oh, hell, just put Colin Firth in the search engine. Si Caro has sailed into French waters.:-)

It just took me 1-1/2 hours to read all the posts that had been added since this morning, and my face hurts from grinning and laughing! Loved the graphics, interviews, stories and songs. What a lovely party!! So many talented Droolers out there! Now I'm going to go mix up a little something with which to toast the birthday boy. :-)

Magnifico!! Anagram Twins. And multo grazie for coming out of lurkdom with your epic masterpiece. Brava!! *whistling*

So I've got the TV on in the background while I'm reading the latest posts. Suddenly, as I'm looking at Lisa's photo of the Queen in her launch, I hear some dialogue from a promo for a Star Trek episode: "Turn this ship around!"

Mari, thank you, for those pictures. Too bad they don't have any from the party in Morocco. More on that tomorrow. It will help our hangovers

WOW! This is some party -what with the Anagram Twins' offerings and Karen's interview! :-) Great work ladies!! (Kathy)1-1/2 hours to read all the posts - i've been trying to keep up at work all day and kept getting further and further behind! I dont have anything fancy to offer, but will extend my heart felt wishes for a very happy happy birthday to Our Dear Boy- *smooch* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!

Grazie, Mari and Meluchie! Colin looks vvg. Here is a map of where he is filming now. Vidauban, France, en Provence.

Lol Barb....... Walk On The Wilde Side Very good! We Ain�t Seen Nothin� Yet And the prospects just get slimmer and slimmer!!!! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue Sad, but quite possibly true. Don't worry Mari, you efforts are commendable. Kathy....Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? ;) la Grotta Azzura. Excellent stop and still in boat mode.

Next stop, St. Tropez. I bet we're all getting off here. ;-)

Click Now Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Actor man do your thing 'cause I know that you want to get your thing off But you see I've made up my mind about it It's got to be a drama, no doubt about it, woah woah 'Cause when the camera starts to roll And those eyes smoulder with desire, with the motion of the lips, lips, lips Makes me wanna move my body yeah, yeah, yeah And when the bum starts thrusting to that beat It nails that beat with the groaning rhythm With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it My apologies to everyone. I know my lyrics suck, but so do the original's. ;-)

(karen), My apologies to everyone here. Not only do my lyrics suck, so do the real ones. ;-) LOL! I'll just say you shocked me. ;-) But what really matters is the dancing.

Karen..ROFLMAO...I thought about it, I really did (see my earlier post) but I could not do it. You are the master...I am not worthy! With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey LOL

For Karen and those in later time zones, Colin is shown as one of the birthday boys on ET tonight. Pic is slightly different than what Karen posted above. What a bash! So many goodies . . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 LOL, Evelyn! Innit cute, he has his own personal NHS number.;-) OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday? An all-time fave pic of mine, Murph! But what's that white stuff at the bototm of the pic--waves?;-) According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September ROTFLMAO! Oh, Karen, you've outdone yourself with this latest dispatch on The Tongue Brigade! And the Dad Hall Of Fame--too funny, girl! Is that the script I want to do? It's "Gidget Goes to Tuscany"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. Ok, now I'm on the floor! LOL! Cheers to our latte divas, Rika and Linda! Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Oh, Freulein Lisa, you sly devil! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue "That ain't the way to have fun, son!" Good ones, Barb! And many thanks to the Anagram twins for the Trilogy--brava, ladies!

And for some after dinner entertainment (totally tasteless, so I'll apologize in advance, and I plan to remove this posting after a while but it was too funny)... "You don't like me? You don't like my government? You think I care if you and your Commie friends hang out at the Instituto, drinking espresso and reciting poetry? You think I care what you write to some crummy English newspaper? "You think I can't fire Mario, the little culatone, and put whomever I want to run the Instituto in London? Well, think again. If I wanted my cleaning woman to run the instituto, she'd be there faster than you can say, tortellini en brodo. So, big shot, you want a piece of me? I'm here and I'm waiting."

ROTFLOL!!! Brilliant, Karen! Che ridere! Devo farlo vedere al mio marito. Questo � troppo bello.

I can't stop laughing, Karen. I didn't know Berlusca was so well endowed. ;-) You know, he is still the president of my soccer team, AC Milan. Ma come hai fatto?

BWAH I need to send that to my brother posthaste, Karen; he'll want to pass it back to Parma. Fabulous work, ladies, simply fabulous. I may or may not be able to stop laughing long enough to find something of my own to contribute...

That photo kinda renders the "Right vs. left" question unnecessary, eh?

That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) But you really have to thank Evelyn who found it.

That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) Really? It boggles the mind! (Thanks Evelyn!)

Well, my first comments were, to borrow words from Karen, totally tasteless. Scrambling for some phrase that does not contain an expletive, I can only shuffle off to the corner and utter "Appeso come un cavallo!"

LOL, Lisa! I can hear a Wagnerian score in the background. ;-)

LOL! I think I can figure that one out. ;-) Giddyup!

Off to do some dancing. See you all in Barcelona for "churros and chocolate" in the wee hours. :-)

WOW. Good thing you didn't post that XL version. I can't afford a new monitor.

And that's what *I* call...A BODY OF WORK Salut Colin....Buon Cumpleano

As a very wise woman once said, "Waste not. Want not."

(Lisa) Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? I have anticipated your question. "Full frontal" and "gratuitous" didn't scan, and I really didn't think we wanted "tasteless." Well, maybe a little tasteless. Are we going for an R, or do we want X? Do we want something that will be critically acclaimed, or are we going for pure sex? Okay, maybe a stupid question... ;-)

I can't afford a new monitor. :::wiping spit off trusty old 17" monitor...:::

(KathyF)Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted.

Since it�s getting late, I thought I would make one last post before we all went to sleep�nice images to dream about! I hope eight is not too many. And, I just realized I never wished Colin a Happy Birthday in any of my posts today. Happy 42nd!!!!!! Best wishes to you for a great year!

To Moon...The Great Party Organizer.... To our ever-faithful Boss and Everyone who contributed to this great day....

Lisa, eight is enough...and I especially like #7 (sucker for dimples.) And it is late. DH says it is time for bed. I say Si Caro. And for those who remain to party on, I say "go for it." And thanks all for making my first birthday cruise with you all so memorable. Sweet dreams!

I have been trying to leave for the last hour. But the party gets better and better. Oh, Lisa, those are great pictures. How about eight more?:-) Such pleasant images to take to bed. What a fantastic day. Thank you, everyone. Colin, Happy Birthday.

(kathy) Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I wasn't trying to escalate this. Really I wasn't. But there was something (I don't know what) about Silvio that just spoke to me. OK, to Colin through me. ;-) Those eight worked for me, Lisa. What a fantastic parties, ladies. I've had a great time toasting and roasting our fabulous boy, who is responsible for bringing us all together. Three Cheers for On his Birthday! *smooch*

This came in the mail for all of us:

Ah, Colin darling, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the ship's band, "Je Suis un Rock Star" has arrived...late as usual, and complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Some teenage kicks are better left in front of the mirror... Dennis, darling, we loved you in that bedroom scene, but heartbreak is a poor excuse... Ah yes, Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... Hey Robert? That stuff you're doing? Can't be good for the pipes...Put the guitar down slowly, Russell, and back away from the barbecue...Six degrees of something, if we could only figure out what...Giving it to charity yet, Rupert? Aren't you glad you kept your day job, even if it requires an occasional kissing lesson? Buon compleanno Colin!

(Elizabeth) Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... LOL!! All of them are sooooooooo good. I might as well have highlighted them all. back away from the barbeque *snicker* And that last one. Holy Moly!!

Ya see, was I lying when I said on the invite about all the celebs? Don't know why this party isn't being covered by a photographer. ;-)

(Lindak) I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted. I like the Italian Stallion best if I scroll down until his head is just above the frame. Lacking a paper bag, this makes it much more enjoyable for me! ;-) And by the way, would that be underwear or a swim suit, because if it's the latter, I'm concerned about waves. (Lisa) I hope eight is not too many. Absolutely not! Three and seven are my favorites. Sweet dreams, indeed!! Thanks, everyone!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A FUN DAY IN A LONG, LONG, TIME. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFULLY TALENTED. I WILL REMEMBER THIS WONDERFUL DAY FOR A LONG TIME TO COME. THANK YOU AGAIN. Sweet Dreams Everyone.

What a party ladies! I just had breakfast with "Je Suis un Rock Star." They are so funny, Elizabeth! It was great to have them along. complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Not for long. The all agreed on Jack Daniels. ;-) Cheers, Firthettes. See you next year, Colin! :-D

I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone...siiiiiigggggghhhhhh A Bridget Jones wannabe is slumped over the bar updating her alcohol units in a PDA (won't calculate my own) and the janitors are sweeping up. I swipe a popped balloon and an orchid off a lei to tuck in my memory book, run my fingers through the last of the icing from the birthday cake and determine to mark my calendar for next year. This was the best. You guys sure know how to throw a party.

Hi I'm Jen and I'm new here. Happy belated birthday Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome, Jen. Hope you were around for the party (Barb)I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone. I know what you mean. I'm having party withdrawl-it's worse than a hang over-but the memories are wonderful.

Sorry, I've been busy supervising the clean-up crew. Wow! Did this rowdy bunch make a mess here. They charged me extra. And a number of the crystal glasses were missing. Who took 'em? Who took 'em. Welcome Jen! Join on on the regular, active topics, like 163, where we discuss Colin on a daily basis.

Hi Jenn ...

Welcome, Jen!

You're in the best place Jen, Welcome. Hmmn Karen, what else was found in the middle of the debris? Anything red, white and green ? ;-)

(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) The image of something in those colors is indelibly etched on my brain!

(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) Found it tied to someone's toe. She was passed out in the corner and it was like a toe-tag. ;-)

She was passed out in the corner No prizes for guessing.... not even a pearl earring;-)

Hello again. Thankyou v. much for your welcome *goes off to topic 163*

Only how many days left? We do need a theme. Any suggstions? I wonder if this fragment of a quote from today ("overly obtuse and cryptic to being boringly prosaic and explanatory") will spawn any ideas? Ants in his pants?

Oh Karen! You've opened up the room! Talk of the TFF and the dates, I knew this could not be far behind! (Getting excited just thinking about it!)

...(Karen)Ants in his pants? LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) Can it be a year, already? Wow! Looks like 21 days and counting.

(Linda), LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) I do believe someone did listen. ;-) (Karen)Ants in his pants? But does he? Canada is like a second home. (CF) but it�s gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. This could be fun to work with too. ;-) Ahem. ;-)))))

The ad hoc Party Planning Committee was inspired by Colin's statement that "it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad." Therefore, our 2003 theme is...drumroll please: The Range is broad aka Home, Home on the Range or I'm Back in the Saddle Again! This should be good. ;-D

Capital! Capital! I'm Back in the Saddle Again! LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-)

I'm Back in the Saddle Again! (Dorind)LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-) Well, I've got Home, Home on the Range if that's any better ;-) The saddle tune makes me think something in the line of western (hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) ;-P My first ODB birthdayparty ever - Yeppeee

Like I said, lots of possibilities with this theme. ;-)))

...back in the saddle, huh? (Annette)(hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) LOL, that came to my mind as well...;-) Ok bucko...I'll give it a try.

Yeehaw! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Only four more days!!

Ah! The anticipation mounts!

It's midnight here in HK, so I'm very very honoured to announce the party 2003 has started. First of all, let me say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You deserve every good thing in the world! Why? Because you ARE one of them! Okay, now, the present. With the theme of this year's party on my mind, I found this Chinese landscape painting: It's painted by an Italian priest, Giuseppe Castiglione, in the early 18th century. Hope this can give a little bit special "home" feeling to you, Colin. And look, I also have something for the party! For this year, the big day is only one day before the Mid-Autumn Festival. Therefore, I bring you some traditional food for this Chinese festival. First, mooncakes: And starfruit: And of course, bottles of wine (though they're not Chinese food, they match perfectly with mooncakes): Hope you like it. Let's party and have fun!! (me go to sleep now. :))

Just a reminder: Our 2003 birthday party theme, THE RANGE IS BROAD is inspired by Colin's recent statement, "it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad." Thankfully, the pencil dick line was cut from LA. ;-) Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the mooncakes and other delicacies, Josie. A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. Loading will be a bitch for many people as the day is image-intensive and they don't read the new messages every hour on the hour. Your computer will be coughing and spitting by the end of the day. So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Hmmmm, I think that's about all I can think of...for now. (only small corner of blanket is wet) ;-D

Since it's after midnight in the UK, I thought I'd bring along some goodies for us to enjoy while we wrap our pressies for Colin's birthday celebration. I'm wrapping mine as we speak. There is plenty for everyone so Enjoy! An assortment of White Wines from Umbria to start and a bit of Creme Brulle to end

(Karen) A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. ..So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Oh, sorry. :-P Thanks for letting me know. I shall take extra care about it next time. And to express my apology, here're some hor d'oeuvre: However, I still have no regret to start the celebration early. :-))

So git along little doggie and Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I thought I'd brew up some coffee for the celebration. Hope this is enough for all the ladies at their computers.

*hee hee hee* with all that coffee, don't you think you should provide a catheter? [Please no pictures necessary]

Giddyyap...I'm coming back to my roots....

Duke Wayne here. Now listen, and listen good. I understand that your ideal role is that of a stuttering masturbatory village pervert. Can�t quite see it myself, but what the heck. The only way you�re gonna rustle up a character like that is to take the bull by the horns and start your own production company: Stuttering Masturbatory Village Pervert Productions, or SMVP Productions for short. Now that you�ll be able to develop this role, let me give you another hint. Basically it comes down to two archetypes: The Stutterer and The Masturbatory Village Pervert. Happy Trails, partner, and Happy Birthday, too! (With apologies to any Pee Wee fans out there�.)

Trying to adapt to �the range is broad�, I thought I�d provide some breakfast, whether you like the picturesque stile or just Coco Pops And � no birthdaybreakfast without a rose: this is my first b-party, so I�m still learning ;-)

Here's some bubbly to get you well into a party mood, Colin ... ... And for your gift, here's something you've always wanted -- your very own Mark Rothko!! ... .. And here's another one... ... and yet another one. ... Don't worry about finding wall space for them -- they're only on loan ...(Couldn't afford the few mil each would go for...) ...Thanks for broadening *our* art range !... ... Stare at them as much as you want while you have a ...

If he's back in London, unfortunately it was a bit of a dreary start to the day, but now the showers are clearing. Although he's likely still across the pond. In honour of today, and reflecting the fact that I just discovered I have an NTSC enabled tv and vcr, last night I got to watch the Lisa Tape for the very first time (and it was a riot!). It inspired me, actually, not to wish him sunny skies at home in London on this day, but to wish him back Home on the Range -- of west Texas that is. god I hope these photos work having not done it successfully before Since he apparently enjoyed it so much in his youth, what with the snow and everything. And Big Bend National Park. So Colin, glad you are back in the saddle, and am immensely looking forward to what some of the lucky ladies on here have already seen - the results of your non-specific selection criteria in the recent past!

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I missed the important part =)

Happy birthday Colin ! I'm just that you have talent to give your characters depth and good looks. Enjoy your day!

Happy Birthday Colin!!!

Happy Birthday Colin!!!!

Something strange is going on here with my computer. Want to say that I have no art, no wine, no tasty snacks, Just these wishes.... May this year bring you: A producer with a great book who is not convinced that every movie has to appeal to the teenagers to make money A screenwriter who knows what to keep and what to throw away and a casting director who appreciates your value as we do. Many Happy Returns Of The Day

As usual, I'm late for the party :( But, I just wanted to say happy, happy b-day, Colin!!!! ***SMOOOOCH***

Last year the accepted mode of travel, for your party was a ship. This year, in honor of your birthday, dear Colin, I thought another means of travel would be more appropriate to cover that very broad range. Also, I've stocked the wagon with all sorts of goodies to help you navigate your way back to the saddle. Here is your first present, one at a time, it's going to be a long day. This is the Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle It's the "extra" wide model; built to accommodate more than one. So hopefully it will live up to its name. Enjoy! and, Happy Trials!

The Range is broad... (All together now!) How broad is it?!!! Happy Birthday Dear Boy!

...ooooh, those breeches will go well with the Tex Tan Tex Flex. Colin

(and that would be the Tex Tan Tex Flex model that Linda gave me)

Dear Colin, I wish you a happy birthday.May all your dreams come true.

That's OK, didn't I mention that I'll be here as long as you need me for lessons on how to use that Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle? Practice makes perfect. ...this is going to be more fun than kissing lessons.

Ooops! This was supposed to go up much early. Must be a little tzdrait with all the excitement. ;-D

So your back in the saddle? Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin! Be reassured that I always knew your range to be broad. Angry Colin and one of our favourites, Colin in costume with Pearl Earring Now don�t point your finger at me, you know that I prefer you in costume, Mr. Darcy. You know I always bring the music to your party. So I got Steven Tyler and the Aerosmith gang to start the party with �Back in the Saddle� Getting back on topic. I googled �The Range is Broad� and came up with some very good tips which may help you with future roles: If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. The range is broad: denims pants and jackets, tees, shirts, tops, pants and knits. If the range is broad, it can be traded by somebody who is going short near the top and going long near the bottom. The range is broad and the analysis largely methodical and balanced. �but the range is broad and encompasses many styles. You will see that the range is broad�from physics to theater, from business to biology. The range is broad, shifting slowly, constantly over time. And to end it all, the other one I like to call, �the man himself� David Bowie, the original �Chchchchch Changes� one. May you find inspiration with many character changes in the future. Je t�embrasse comme toujours and remain yours ever. Have a very Happy Birthday

LOL Moon! I can't believe you actually found my Colin on greyhound pic. ;-D If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like:

Hey dude....Happy Birthday.... Even cowboys get the blues.... Blue suit, that is... From http://www.usbluesware.com/ebay/8-18/mvc-417f.jpg And just to keep up with your new style... Baci, Baci.. Colin for all the entertainment you give us through the year... And thanks to all the Drooleurs. Hey, Let's Never Grow-Up.

Drum Roll.... Here it is....

Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? I want those little flat boots, too cute! If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. (Karen), I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like: ROTF! My thoughts exactly!

(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Aw....dudes don't know no difference;-)

(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Hang on, a few surprise guests have arrived. I think they can settle this dilemma

Where do you think yer goin, birthday boy? Get back on me and start, er, flexing yer pleasure! Powerful dry 'round here, anyone up for a whistle wettin'?

I see the QE guys are here, daarling! And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these with your dark suit. Not brown!

I thought I might expand the range past the "Wild West" to the "Wilds of Northern Africa and Central Asia." We know you have the ability! Such a broad range of talents! Here's a lovely antique two seater saddle frame. Good for taking the boys out for a ride... ...and all of the exciting lessons Linda has prepared for you. ;-) Happy birthday, dear Colin!

Cryptic Quotations Inc. formerly known as "Weeeeell, what has he got himself into now" Inc. (and recently renamed after a vicious takeover by The Double-Entendre Co.) is proud to present its very own reading of Mr. F.'s: "it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad" This quote-du-jour had our best brains working feverishly for the past few days, and after careful examination, cross-examination, and passionate debate (not to mention barrels of choice beer and cartons of exotic cigarettes), we at Cryptic have narrowed down the options to a very likely interpretation in view of what he has achieved this year : mr. f. was definitely *not* refering to his weight : the bjd2 reports were mentionning only ms. z.'s complimentary donuts, and not even a leaf of salad for him (talk about a tight budget) mr. f. was not refering either to this monstruous new side of his skills re: suit and shoe color matching : in fact, we had trouble invalidating this one, since the pen pix showed a laid back version of the very same desastrous match (btw watch out for new ones next year, how about mixing burnt orange and shocking pink ?) mr. f. was definitely not refering to some ("wohoho, next year, elbow patches !") nasty comments at the shocking admission that he only has one good suit in his closet (albeit blue) : after all, the trauma pix were proof enough that he can vary the wardrobe as well as the answers (go chuckies, go !) in fact, what a surprise, one of our team members suggested he might actually be refering to his acting abilities. but of course ! acting abilities, broad range and all that, hmhmmm... so, we brought back from the 2002-2003 time vault the very evidence of this "broadening of his range". we sincerely hope this blinding demonstration will allow the man a first class ticket to thespian heaven (in an as-late-as-possible future). i believe you all know the first one quite well by now, no preliminary explanation necessary then, let the power of the image convince you we are right : Fig. 1 : Wiggle King but you are probably less familiar with this fresh approach : the thrilling originality, the nuanced performance is admirable. i have to say our animators at Cryptic are very very happy to witness this u-turn in your career, mr. f. : it is so much more exciting afterwards to get animatronicolins with *ants in their pants* rather than ole-grumpy-who-looks-like he-swallowed-a-porcupine-and-cannot-get-rid-of-it-and-who-doesn't-even-flex-a-muscle-except-when-showing-off-while-riding-a-horse . hey, i heard you back there, shut up and get back to work you lazy animators ! ah, peace and quiet, that's better, here's our second piece of evidence of the "broadenang range thang" : Fig. 2 : Bouncy Boy very impressive i must say... We at Cryptic believe that if he would exercice a little, he might be able to combine the two moves and become the next cha-cha god this side of the universe. until then, we suggest that he has himself a happy bouncy birthday. and of course, keep up the good suit. errr, sorry, work.

Brilliant, brilliant!!! Kudos to vouz at Cyptic. ;-D

Fantastic, Sophie, you rock! Colin, did you know the range extends here too: Home, home on the range... Hurry up now boy, ya hear? We know you love that Country (hic), music.

ROTFCyptic (Moon)And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these ... with your dark suit. Not brown! Or go to nice stodgy Mossbros For these

Happy Birthday Had hoped to bring a cake to the birthday bash but not able to post the cake!

Happy Birthday, Colin! Sure, it's great to see you back in the saddle. But to really explore that broad range - to fully rove over it, one might say - you're going to need something with a little more than one horsepower. So I'm sending you a special gift:       You can ride it downstream to new roles and challenges       It can keep you from getting mired in the mud.       And above all, if you find yourself getting stuck in a rut, it can pull you out!

Ok, time for more gifts from that covered wagon of pleasure... This is the E Z mount stirrup. I've included the instructions, as well. Don't want you falling off, again. Place your foot in the bottom bar and mount as usual. ...and to go along with your Tex Tan Tex Flex-- The Easy Rider Seat System-with instructions, of course Reversible -- one side non-slip; the other side, smooth. For those who like more freedom, this seat saver makes long rides more pleasurable. Absorbs shock and grips. Also will not absorb sweat or water. Makes old, hard seated saddles a pleasure to ride.

Looks to me like he might need this one

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear Colin You can put your boots under my bed ANYTIME you're in range!!!

Dear Colin , Hippo birdie 2u, Hippo birdie 2u , Hippo birdie dear Colin Hippo birdie 2u! Really sorry not to post your cake but my technical range is not as broad as I would like however have a super day, wonderful week and successful year.

Hello ladies. Knowing your great interest in my son, I thought I'd share a little something I found buried in a cupboard. While in America, we took a lovely roadtrip through the Wild Wild West, and David put together an album of our experiences many years ago. Colin did manage to write several notes next to some of the pictures when we returned to England, despite having to endure being called "The American" by his classmates. It was a horrible ordeal for him, but I expect he has forgotten about it now. As an aside, Jon and Kate were so over the moon about the trip that they insisted on wearing costumes throughout. Perhaps I should have recognised how that would foreshadow their career choices. Colin seemed more interested in rock music at the time, and I caught him--more than once--pretending to be a rock star in front of the hallway mirror. After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors. I worried what he would become. :-( Here is a map of the initial path of our trip: Starting out in St Louis, we took the older, scenic Route 66 west to Amarillo, instead of the bigger motorways. We stopped at many lovely and convenient modern establishments along the way, like this one: I think the children liked the orange tabletops nearly as much as the ice cream. I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children. I can't remember precisely which town this was taken in, but Colin managed to snap a few pictures of these men in a flashy sports car. Note from Colin: These guys were totally cool and so was the Vette, not like the bloody station wagon we were driving. Quite a bit of the landscape looked like this: and we had to be careful so the undercarriage of the car didn't get tangled up with the loose ones blowing across the road. In West Texas, we exited the highway for a real look at the countryside on our way south to San Antonio. Colin's eyes appeared to glaze over during this portion of the trip. I don't believe he recalls the hundreds and hundreds of miles of this particular landscape. No matter. However, these photos of the Western sky made up for it all: Aren't those lovely? When we arrived in San Antonio, our first stop was The Alamo. For some reason, Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. A cowboy hat would be slightly more practical. Apparently, he snatched the camera away from his father again, possibly a little adolescent rebellion. Note from Colin: Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. None of the children would pose for the camera in front of the Alamo. They all appear to be camera shy in front of people. Something they must have gotten over, given their choice of careers. Some very lovely scenery when we arrived at Big Bend National Park: Note from Colin: I did get that cowboy hat and was made to pose hear those rocks, but I've removed the picture from this album. I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, so I'll sign off now and perhaps join you again sometime with my recollections. Regards, Shirley

Ladies, who are hoot, all of you. I'm sitting here laughing my head off. I wish I had more time to come up with something and knew how to post it. Oh well, next year I suppose. So let me just be pathetically simple... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!

I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, Thank you, Shirley. No, no, no...we're never bored around here. Colin's broad range seems to have been inspired years ago. (Colin)Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. LOL...You know all about that, don't you? Thanks, Karen, for inviting Shirley and her travelogue to the party.

Shirley, indeed this is a privilege that you would share family memories such as these! Come and share any more if you'd like! *I'm sorry... I was laughing so hard I bit the inside of my cheek... ow!*

Psst , hey Shirley......you forgot to take pics of our outhouses.

ROTFLOL! Shirley, so nice of you to drop by. Looking forward to more pictures and insights.

Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-)

From our own herd of Foolish Antelope: ;-D

(Evelyn) Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-) Ha ha!! Maybe it was because you were hanging around the Boyz in the Hood back in Saint Louie ;-D

Since the party is outdoors, it is nice to know we have a full moon tonight. Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. Unlike the rest of the year, the nearly full moon will continue to rise shortly after sunset for the next several days. These consecutive evenings of moonlight-filled twilight sky prompted ancient European farmers to name this particular full moon the harvest moon, explained Chester. The moniker is given to the full moon that falls closest to the autumnal equinox. Those nice farmers and their coffee beans.

I have a home, Where no buffalo roam, Even though I live in the middle of Kansas. My homes in the city, But please don�t feel pity, Buffaloes smell and really shed much!!! From the city to the prairie, And all points in between, Happy Birthday Colin!!!

Moon Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. ....or a few extra hours of moonbeams and moondreams!! How about our handsome, virile birthday boy in a Western out on the Open Range....???

For the "American" boy on his Birthday!

Colin, I'm so excited, I can't even say boo, Hey looky, this is my B'Day wish for you!

Actually love it, Ildi! I just hope he wears a real bowtie when if it happens.;-) Birthday cake looks delish. The "Open Range" Martini Bar is officially open.

Shirley did manage to discover where the picture had been hidden:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it.

You are good Karen! LOL!

Hey, Colin, dude, Pack your new birthday boots, your new birthday saddle, your new birthday spurs, and come on over to our big event. We'll celebrate your birthday with a big, ol' Texas welcome BBQ and lots of hootin' and hollering'. Then, we'll mosey on down and enjoy the show. Then, we'll have some more fun out on the Katy prairie with the Zellwegers. Then, we can all sit by the campfire and sing songs, and roast marshmallows.. And finally, bed down in the bunkhouse. By the way, they'll be several droolers from Texas rooming with you...

Hello big boy..... I hear that you are into getting a "Broad" on the Range for a Birthday celebration this year...... So why don't you come up and see me sometime!

Ah, it's tea time (at least in my time zone) and I thought a selection of delicacies might refresh the ladies who have been so diligently partying for so long. ;-) First, tea and coffee (fair trade, of course) for everyone who has been drinking too much Chardonnay... (I know sugar is not fashionable, but hey, I like sugar in my tea). ...then, cucumber sandwiches (mind, I had to pay ready money for those cucumbers)... ...and muffins... ...and finally, chocolates... ...tiramisu ("pick-me-up"), cr�me caramel, and chocolate hazelnut torte. Don't eat too much, though. Lots of Droolers to share with and more party to go (and I hear a too-full stomach makes riding uncomfortable)! ;-)

Look Greit, there's Beedee stationed at Cape Cod Lighthouse making sure that the ship doesn't turn itself around again and land at "Romcom Port"! What are those signal flaggs saying? Have............ A .............. Wonderful ............... Birthday!......to Colin and the Droolers! Beedee! Back on Saturday!

Gotta get out of this cyber cafe and find the DH at the Bar or the beach! Love to all of you! I can't wait to get the full picture on Saturday...... Beedee

Just in from Oliver Stone Dear Colin, Just heard it was your 43rd birthday. So sorry I wasn't prepared. Do have an idea, however. Call me crazy, but I think it'll work. Let's just call it a Colin-substitution. Given your broad range, this should be a triumph for you. Anyway you've aged so much better. Even though this guy was a conquering hero, we know many who say you're a conqueror of your own world, too. So, here's the new poster. And many happy returns of the day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!! AND MANY MANY MORE. From Richard, Fitzwilliam and Mark to Jack, Colin and oh my God Henry you have given me such elation. Anxiously waiting to see Mark again and Vemeer from all accounts will do me in. But what a way to go. You rock my world. Thank you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready.

(Evelyn)Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready. LOL! You're probably right; perhaps a proper afternoon tea doesn't travel quite as well on the open prairie as food that already has hooves. Good to have options (a "broad range" so to speak)!

Cryptic Quotations Inc. having now absorbed "We speak colinese better than you" Inc. (after a successful merger with The Let's Get Physical Co.) is proud to present its last report to their Drool competitors before bedtime Okay, huh, due to some new business developments here at Cryptic, we thought we might add a little something. The thing is, we checked the competition, and we saw this *$*#W Shirley has cornered the market in terms of western style travelogues. clever, veeeery clever... and we saw that the whole thing was drifting west, a lot more west than we had expected : sissy saddles, cowboy boots (when wear the finest italian leather, cream and chocolate colored, toe capped shoes), waggons (when we drive studebakers), hee-haas and "bring me my whip, colin" nonsense plastered all over the board, not to mention the lettuce girls, duh ! back to their roots obviously... (turning back to the animator currently cufflinked to the heater) : how the hell could you not see this coming ? *double-slap sound* hmmff... (ruffle sound of tie knot getting smoothed). well, obviously, we cannot compete on this "ride 'em cowboy" segment of the market, besides, we are all down here plagued with lousy backs, thanks to computer work, and hemorroids, what with the howard johnson's stops and all that spicy western food (no thanks to *you*, shirley), so all this talk about saddles, you know, thank you but no, thank you... but, but, this very fifties mood not to mention the dry martinis got to our heads here at Cryptic, while we were assessing our losses due to this colinskin (oops, sorry, that's coonskin) cap fad, so we dusted out all our Perez Prado & Xavier Cugat LPs and launched a "Havana 1953-it's a free for all country" party at our main offices, to complement (read: compete) with this ridiculous "ain't nothing but a drool thing, pardner" party. And yes, now that you mention it, we hate country and western, we hate square dancing, and we hate you. To prove our rightousness in doing so, a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of "mambo n�8", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad "ludicrous", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier. yeah, i know, some of you think it's not the dancing that needs urgent fixing, but still, you have to admire this boy's dedication to his broadening habit *** (frantic voice of the cufflinked animator) *They're lying, they're lying ! mr. f. didn't just show up like that, he was not himself, it was something with the martinis, and i have proof : he's been acting weirdly lately, like wearing brown shoes with a blue suit ! they abducted him because they have a contract to trash him with compromising pictures ! they got a huge amount of money for this from Hugh..." *SLAM* *** Shut up you texan scum, or you'll be beef jerky in a second ! anyway, what was i saying... oh yeah ! dancing lessons. evidence #3 ! broad range indeed, ahaha : Fig. 3 : Cha-cha chap next time you'll see him, he'll be wearing the fugly shirt, trying to get tickets to the "rat pack extravaganza" being held at the santa anita racetracks, ahahaha ! ed. note : boy, this is exhausting ! the party's just getting started and i am all out of captures already ! night night, had a lot of fun with all the hilarious posts today, mille mercis

Sophie (and Cryptic quotation animators) Fantastic! And a hoot to boot! Yeehaww!!!!!

Omigod, you ladies are too much. ROTFLMAO!! Will review, savor and comment more later, but thought I'd better get my tribute in before the day is over. Colin, in honor of your birthday theme and in light of your absorption of the Italian culture, I bring you A Spaghetti Western to show the linkages between the two. The Western man is taciturn, brief of speech: "Yup. Nope. I reckon." The Italian man takes an oath of omerta when faced with shockingly personal questions that the general public should never find out about, i.e., "Colin, is it a boy or a girl?". The Western man wears a neckerchief. The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. The Western man rides into the sunset to the strains of the theme to "For A Few Dollars More." The Italian man uses "For A Few Dollars More" as criteria for choosing certain roles.

Well, at least we know his fingers have a "broad" range. But, seriously, on his 43rd birthday he can learn a lot from all his devoted fans who have recently shown a broad range of determination driving through a broad mountain range and going great distances to film festivals to see him in his films and in the flesh! They have even sent back the most glowing, well written, and informative reports of his movies. So happy birthday, Colin, you big hunk of inspiration, you! You can learn a ot from your fans about going the distance! LOL, Karen, over the Firth's tumbleweed trip. Does Shirley remind anyone of Aunt Bee? Am having trouble getting that whistling theme song from Mayberry, RFD out of my head as I read about their West Texas journey! That last picture of him with the cowboy hat could even be Opie sans the red hair ;-).

You wonderful drooleurs amaze me! I'm all astonishment :-) But Colin, dear birthdayboy, there is no one like this guy to get you back in the saddle (that is, if Lindas attempts fail ;-)), so - he'res *looking* at you, kid!! And - I just realised, I'd forgotten something - to give you a birthday kiss. Do you mind? Nevermind, you'll get one nevertheless :-D Happy birthday, Colin

Oh Mari...the scapular...the oath of Omerta not to divulge sex of offspring.... I'm dying here.

Wow... sure can get quiet and lonely out here on the open range. I wonder if there's an echo. Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Hehe! Back to my Firthday movie marathon.

Ladies, you are all cracking me up! Sophie, Colin in chacha mode with the coat! Hot, hot, hot!!! (Mari), The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. Aha! That's what it was. LOL! It's still early on the West coast. Bowie is singing and the martinis are flowing. Some party!

(Soph)a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of "mambo n�8", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad "ludicrous", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier LMAO, you are too, much. I'll laugh all night. Mari, I was hoping you'd drop by. Can always count on an Italian connection with you:-) ...and now for the last of the presents from the wagon. (Hey can we move the martini bar in there? Now that all the presents are cleared out, we can spread out;-) This little leather number is for lassoing in those hard to get roles.(it may even work for the ones you don't want to test for)It's tricky to use until you get the hang of it. I thought you could practice on some of us, later...much later. Here's a little present for your horse, as well. Now you can't blame the horse for steering you off course. You're in the saddle, big boy! Colin, I hope you've enjoyed today as much as I have. Thanks, everyone for making this such a fun day. Now, where did I put my martini?

I don't even know where to begin. I've never laughed so hard at my own parties! Lisa, loved the SMVP Productions. If the Duke says it's hunky dory, it's ok by me! Linda! Where can I order me one of them thar Tex Pleasure Saddle thingies?;-) And so happy to see the Fab Five made it! (Maria)The Range is broad...(All together now!) How broad is it?!!! LOL! *Never* thought I'd see Gene Rayburn at a Drool party. Is Charles Nelson Reilly coming too?;-) Evelyn, lovely to hear from Senor Brioni again! Like your teepee by the way.;-) Sophie, loved the bouncy boy and the good people at Cryptic Inc.! Good work on the Oscar winner, Ildi--from your lips to God's ear! One of these days . . . BeeDee, no turning back to that RomCom Port--you keep them away! LOL! Karen, Karen, Karen. *Still wiping tears* reading Shirley's scrapbook of the Firth family getting their kicks on Route 66--can picture them in one of those station wagons with the faux wood panels on the sides.;-) After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors... I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children.. . . Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. Must stop, my stomach hurts--LMAO. A Drool Spoof Hall of Fame piece!:-) Moon, excellent entertainment and martinis! Thanks so much to everyone for the laughs! Carry on, the night is still young. Or as one of Karen's guests might say, "Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!:-)

(Hen) For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it. LOL and Amen. ;-) Remember, this man is only your friend and should not be relied upon for career advice. Would he ask your opinion on what he writes? Doubtful. (Beedee) Hello big boy..... Pffft! Yeah, that broad would make mincemeat out of him and she wouldn't let him get away with a neck nuzzle. (knew you couldn't stay away on such an important day!) Andrea, I think Oliver may want to talk some Conspiracy theories over with the birthday boy, probably the coffee cartel... Please, please!! Let the animator go! We'll pay good money (or not) and trade you some perfectly cured beef jerky for Sophie. *bottoms up* she says, holding her chocolate martini, whilst reading hilarious stream-of-consciousnous semi-paranoidal rantings of the Jeune Fille in the Iron Mask, who only wants to cha-cha in the style of Arthur Murray. Totally hysterical, Soph and your colleagues at Cyptic. ;-D (Mari) The Italian man uses "For A Few Dollars More" as criteria for choosing certain roles. *snort* Ah yes, I can see a future in Spaghetti Westerns. Perhaps they'll use some of the supporting cast from Nostromo, while they're at it. Am loving it all, ladies, and so thrilled to see so many of new Drooleurs jumping in and having a good time. Many, many kudos, ladies, for your humor and initiative. BTW, Shirley left the album in good hands...(can't believe I left this one out of the other posting) and you never know when more will be shared with us:

checking my master list and think I've now posted most everything) Phew!! Anyone taking umbrage with my Western potshots is free to ridicule my area of the country. Plenty to laugh about when the flatness and the cornfields don't bore you to tears.

Happy Birthday, Colin and many returns of the day!! Day is dying in the west and it's time to take out Jack's guitar I'm keeping for him. It's not every Sept. 10th we have such good movies lined up so, in celebration, I bring my own rendition of an old favorite: Drooltown ladies sing this song, Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! The GWAPE ticket line five blocks long! Oh, the Doo! Dah! Day! Born to act all night, Born to act all day, Bet my money on Vermeer, Somebody bet on LA!

You know I like to be fashionably late, but this is absurd. Of course, no one has ever accused me of being fashionable. ;-) Well Colin, Shirley was so kind as to give us a lovely album providing a chronicle of your first visit to the West which you seemed to love so. But as that was so long ago, I thought I�d point out some interesting sights you may want to check out on the return to your Home on the Range. Here are some chaps to go with you new saddle and boots... Feel free to wear them however you wish. While I�m not a fashion consultant, I do have a couple of suggestions, if you�re interested. ;-)

Would that be with or without pants? Do dah, do dah ;-)

First stop is Mt. Drama. The guide book recommends Earring Point, Dead Wait Trail, and Webber Glacier. Next up.....Mt. Horror. I found this to have some particularly tough trails including Trauma Pass and Trail of Craven. Lots of thin pathways on the edge of deep, dark canyons. It takes a while to traverse, so you may want to stop to water the horse at Mark Evans Lake. The one I thought would be most interesting is Mt. Thriller. It�s the tall, jaggedy, imposing one in the middle. The Park Service said not to miss M. Night Grove with it�s fields of wildflowers still in bloom this time of year. Schumacher Canyon and DePalma Point Loop aren�t to be missed either. But you must be aware not to get too close to �Mt.� Rom-Com. There are all sorts of things there that will crawl out to bite you on the butt if you aren�t careful. Depending on how you decide to wear your new chaps, that might make the ride back a tad uncomfortable. :-(

I have just a couple of things left to bring in yet. Sheesh! And I haven't made my way to the bar yet for my Chardonnay and Champagne.

Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! Great, now that's stuck in my head! Must have something to drink...

Here are the last few things for the birthday boy.... Went to Barney's to pick you up a little something since you have a lot of premiering coming up. In an attempt to break you out of what seems to have become your premiere "uniform," I've picked up a couple of colored shirts. My personal preference is this one (**hint, hint for Nov 6th ;-)). This one is nice, also, I thought. I think these colors look smashing on you and either would go with a blue suit if you didn't want to branch out to a black one. I'll have to check with Carson about that, though. ;-) And one last thing. So you're never caught again without the proper footwear to go premiering and you don't want to spend a fortune on some Italian pair you don't want to add to your luggage home, I thought this would help out in a pinch...a gift certificate to .... Figure you could keep the certificate in your wallet when you travel and toss the shoes, or leave them behind in the hotel (the staff might be appreciative of a new pair of shoes left behind). Nothing extra to cart home.

I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Too bad I didn't save him to my hard drive, as he's no longer there. :-(

Whew! I'm right behind you Shoshanna! I'm starving, too. Is there any food left? Well Colin, I'm thrilled to see you return to your Range (that you may have left in body, but not in spirit). Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin!! sorry the actual birthday wish is 20 mins too late, but better late than never I suppose) :-) I wish you lots of success and happiness in your career over the coming year!

TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING CLEVER! Happy Birthday, Colin! Thanks for all the wonderful moments you've given all of us... and we'll even accept the plonkers, too! May next year be even better than this year has been. Thanks to all the Droolers who made this a memorable, and often hysterically funny, birthday for Our Dear Boy!

Shhhhhh.......Is almost midnight here.....am v. v. late, but want to wish ODB a very Happy Birthday....and sweet dreams! And thank you "O Ladies of Drool" for making this such a fun place to visit and play!

(Karen)I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Thank you so much, Karen. It's the thought that counts. I appreciate your looking out for the clip art deprived!:-) Wonderful party, ladies. So many great interpretations of the theme.

I was rather surprised that Mari's analysis of Spaghetti westerns and Colin didn't include this: I know I've seen it. ;-D

Had a wonderful time at the party yesterday. I think it would have been hard for me to imagine just how much fun one can have in cyberspace before joining the Droolers. Karen, thanks for helping me out, and thanks to everyone for the wonderful imagination and creativity. It was just plain firthulous!!!

Thanks, Karen. It was a wonderful party. I'm now trying to catch up on all the RL stuff that I totally ingnored, yesterday. Yeah, right. Heck. Any martinis left?

Ladies my hat is off to you, as usual. What a wonderful party. And such talent. I'm still laughing. Wonderful job.

auuugh ! just woke up in a puddle of drool, lying on the floor behind the tiki bar. my mouth feels like it's been padded with cotton wool : must be all these martinis... and my feet hurt from all these mambo & chacha lessons... boy, does this boy know how to shake it. i was so plastered i realize now i couldn't even set the lines right in my last post, i missed a blue tag and offered you guys & gals a rather interesting mind slip (cufflinks for handcuffs, hmmm, what do you think about this doktor sigmund ?). before i passed out though, i remember i had two important messages for humanity : one of them was about the perfect martini mix, but i just can't remember. the other one was to thank you all for all the fun, esp. karen for hosting such a great party.

We were too plastered to notice any minor errors. Your hostess made plenty of mistakes. This year's party was great fun and the guest list was A-List all the way.

A bit late... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN All is forgiven...come on home...

Too late...

Note to self after trip from hell without high-speed modem---If you still have a job this time next year, schedule vacation...this is not to be missed. 80+ (heavily imaged) messages letter, I have cackled over SMVP Productions, Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle, omerta, Colin, the dancing fool and the Firth Family travelogue. (I'm working now on catching up to the apparent blood alcohol content.) Big secret ladies, even without ODB, the wit and repartee of this group would be a strong lure. You outdid yourself. Now, if you all don't mind that it's belated and you have one more message showing up on this board, I'd like to finally get to say Happy Birthday Colin!

(Ada)BTW, Boss, may I ask what is this year's theme for September? I must have many weeks to figure something out;-) Been wondering this myself! Ever since I scheduled my vacation to be near my home computer this year!;-))

what about a 'Mark & Bridget reunion' theme. (it's better than a Nanny theme) ;-)

Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Would be kinda cool if Trauma is screening that day. Maybe a theme to do with him now playing (or hopefully will be) some characters that are less than together, ethical, or to say the least, slightly off kilter? (for Trauma, WTTL, and hopefully Toyer). Just throwing that out there. Otherwise have no idea at this point.

(dorine)Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Crikey . .have images of us running after limos in the streets of Toronto w/ b'day cakes;) Dorine . .you're bringing your laptop right?:) How about a Bollywood bash? Or everything old is new again . .(since everyone happens to be doing remakes of his stuff . .FP, P&P) or a Disney party (in honor of WTTL?:)

LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks!

Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto!!! :o)

Yvette's quite right . .how about a Canadian themed partay . .since that's where he'll be located;)

(Tress)LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks! Oooh, that's a suggestion I can deal with;-) I've been searching this year's article archives to see if YKW said anything funny on which a theme could be based, but other than describing himself as "an old converted houseboat moving slowly down the Thames"...I'm at a loss for a birthday theme suggestion.

(Yvette) Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto!!! :o) LOL....It's all a state of mind....as I'm sure Vince/Rex could tell us! ;-D 'Sides...not everyone will be in Toronto...okay, the birthday boy may be... I'll have to look through the archives too...always fun to look back....but really, who needs words when there are tub pics? ;-) To quote Frank...it was a very good year...

(Tress)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Betcha we could tie in a Rat Pack themed party too;)

(Terry)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Can't you just hear it playing in the background of that picture?;-) Actually, it was a very good year!

(Kimberly) Or everything old is new again . I like this, but maybe as it pertains to his career in dramas? ;-) (Ok, except for Nanny M and BJD....well, maybe nevermind! ;-))

I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P one coming out, but I like the the idea of a Rat Pack themed party too. Dorine, if you do see him on his bday in Toronto, you will have to guide him over to this party too. Take the laptop!!! ;-)

But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy.

(dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . . .for example, something like Bombay Dreams probably wouldn't have come to Broadway a few years ago if the timing wasn't right . . and besides we can dreg out those cute pics of Richard Herncastle in his turban for this one;) . . can't you imagine . .saris . .Colin trying to make curry and splattering it all over the place (since he is supposedly not that great when it comes to neatness in the kitchen . .:) - I'd sign up to give him private lessons in the kitchen:)

(Moon)I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P (dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. (Kim)Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? Bells on our fingers, bells on our toes and the earrings Louisa!;-))

Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? You mean all of us belly -dancing all over the place... I've a sari for my b'day ; thank you Moon;-) PS: I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party.

My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. At least there is a real connection to him in some way, whether they actually use it in the movie or not.

(Evelyn)I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party. (Dorine)My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. I like that, too. Gives partygoers a wider range (not to bring up last year's theme;-))to explore.

The upcoming publicity for Trauma (interviews/articles) may provide some better ideas. So far I've come up with "With a Little Help From My Friends" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort*

What about a Montone/Italia theme? Something to do with "key to the city". Think of those comfy (linen?) trousers, that hat, the wine, the food.....

(Karen), So far I've come up with "With a Little Help From My Friends" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort* LOL! This year we do have lots of possibilities. Disneyland is good too because, "All is Not What it Seems". Referring to when he gets a big starring role such as Trauma and it looks like it might go straight to video. :-( He gets to co-star as Mr D in the huge hit BJD and he follows it up with a kids film. :-( I hope to keep the Bollywood theme for another year because... I love it. Everyone breaking into song at any given time has lots of fun possibilities and humor. The dancing, the saris, the hot spicey foods and the mangoes! Oh, baby!

How about All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I actually like this a lot.

All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I like it! Lots to work with, lots to fail with, to chose or to be chosen...

Too soon to decide on. I'd like to comb through the articles as well.

August 16, 1998 was the birthdate of this website. So, we're coming up on our sixth year. It's a fabulous run. http://colinfirth.com first registered August 16, 1998.

How cute...the anniversary of Elvis' death. ;-)

I'll add "Char-Monkey See; Char-Monkey Do" to the list of possibles.

Definitely think this year's party demands a theme from the last interview. Remember the "Turning around the ship" theme. There is *Tradition* here!

"Char-monkey shines", "Don't char-monkey with me", "Char-monkey business"?????

"Char-monkey on my back."

Have best ideas while driving. Might be because of the stickshift. How about: Spanking the Char-Monkey or PG PG go away. Come again some other day (though not in my lifetime)

(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey ROTFL...line forms in the rear ;-D

(Karen)Spanking the Char-Monkey How about "doing the Char-Monkey" Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) Char Monkey see-Char Monkey Do

(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) (LOL. I dunno, I like the gutter one better.) Anyway, I vote for "Doing the Char Monkey". Lots of possiblities;-)

(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Hey, I resemble that comment. Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? ;-) Also, let me reassure any PETA members that no real char-monkeys will be harmed during the course of this birthday celebration. Like ants, they're good sports. ;-)

(Karen)Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL, I've thought of another possible theme. Vince Collins/Rex starring as... CHAR Love that Daddy A Go Go

(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey He could use a good spanking. LOL! ;-)

Everyone line up behind me! ;-)

I love "Spanking the Char-Monkey!" So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants? ;-) Or should those be spanking pants? Hmmmmmm.

Spanky Pants LOL- no I don't remember them. Am a little horrified, though, at the use of the word "Vintage" about something so close to my own age!! ;o)

(Linda) Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL...Monkey in the Middle Maybe for Kevin's birthday. Anybody know when that is? ;-) LOL! Malcolm in the Middle (despite Emmys) is one TV show I've never watched.

Just missed his bday: Kevin Bacon, born on 8 July 1958 in Philadelphia.

(Lisa JH)So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants Ha! . .Must say I have a few pairs of "spankys" I've used recently w/ some rather teeny dance/theatre costumes . . Wonder if the Char-Monkey Temple will accept those - they are in the jollyhose family after all . . .

Been dawdling way too long and being indecisive. The theme for the our 2004 birthday bash is... [ta dah!] Get that Char-Monkey Off Your Back or The Stage Beckons Lots to work with and plenty of humorous possibilities. So I say, "Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party" ;-)

Capital! Capital! Thanks, Karen!

(Karen) "Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party" Yippeeee!!! A Char-monkey theme! This will be more fun than watching the Alaska DMV (they look busy today)!!! ;-) http://www.state.ak.us/local/akpages/ADMIN/dmv/AFOwebCam.htm

Did you doubt it wouldn't be a char-monkey theme? The problem was always the second part. The message was too long. But have no fear, they will be resurrected on the 10th.

The party starts at midnight British Daylight Time. Please hold your posts until at least then. Thanks! Also, please be kind to participants by trying to keep the images you post to a manageable size (100K and under). This is an image-intensive day and loading can be problem for some. If you blow your end tags, this is definitely one day where I will delete bad posts. If you want others to see it, then you'll need to fix them and repost. Otherwise, you could spend a night in the box. ;-)

My computer says 7:03. That 12:03 BDT, right?

Is it time?? Is it time???

I think so, Tress. You first.

Sorry, I'm going to jump in here, Tress. Forgive, please? "THE CHAR-MONKEY'S PAW" Many people are aware of the legend of the mummified char-monkey's paw, which grants its owner three wishes. Unfortunately, many of these same people aren't aware that the fulfillment of each wish always has a twist, producing unforeseen and unwanted secondary effects. When one of Colin's friends gave him this magical char-monkey's paw, she thought she was doing him a tremendous service, but these were Colin's three wishes: 1. "I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards." RESULT:The English Patient--Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to "Yes, We Have No Bananas". 2. "That didn't work out as well as I had hoped, so now I wish to be in a film adaptation of a witty, popular play." RESULT:The Importance of Being Earnest--Colin gets an impromptu slap on the derriere and pretends to defend himself by boxing. 3. "Perhaps I need to find something more contemporary. I wish to be in a film adaptation from a novelist whose previous book was turned into a landmark film." RESULT:Hope Springs--Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. After his third wish was fulfilled, Colin threw the mummified char-monkey's paw into a fire and muttered something about going back to the stage. MORAL: Heed John Lennon's (somewhat altered) words--"Everybody's got something to hide, including me and my char-monkey". HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Cole Porter got it right--"You're The Top!" (Thanks to firthissimo and firth.com.)

Oops, so excited I forgot--GREAT picture to start things off, Tress! :-D

OK, can't wait any longer. Need to get this over with. My first official birthday greeting to ODB. Hip Hip Hooray! Things might finally go a new way! �Last call for Mr. DePalma��� �ODCM�s finally ready for his close up� Ooops!! I meant� But never to fear, Colin dear�. If ever�s a slip there and here�. I�m doomed but to like you, like you just the way you are�.. Happy Birthday, Colin!!

Happy 44th Birthday to a special man. Thanks for making my day (week, month, year!) a few weeks back!

Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-(((

Because of my book, I�ve been asked to kick off the festivities this year for a man with a self-proclaimed char-monkey on his back. In the preface, I wrote: "The contents of this book are samples of work I sold in order to finance the writing of the novels." You know, 'ones for the dough,' not for the art. Or maybe I should just call them "fluff." You�d all understand that term, eh? So, without further ado, the Fellowship of the Firth (aka the Ladies of Drool) and I would like to: Get That Char-Monkey Off Your Back Or The Stage Beckons Kilgore and I have plenty of Ice-Nine on hand for our drinks and we�re ready to party!

"I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards." RESULT:The English Patient--Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to "Yes, We Have No Bananas". *snort* What a brilliant beginning. Mummified monkey's paws indeed.

Do check out the firth.com entry.

Woo! Hoo! this is going to be fun!!! Kathryn W., Karen, Lesliep and Janet you're practically un toppable already.

First off... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! The world is a whole lot more interesting with you in it!! Tress...It must be Time. Nice char monkey pic!! Kathryn...WOW!!! Thanks for those last two pics. *Might need a moment to recover ;O) Leslie...Last call for Mr. D. *LOL* Janet...No kidding...Make MY year!! Karen... Love the collage!!! Great kick off so far. Can't wait to see what's to come.

UH OH Looks like someone's got Char Monkey Happy Birthday, Colin I'm soooo ready to Party!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!-- FROM ANNETTE (who's away on a mini-break).

OH Karen. BEAUTIFUL picture on the home page!!! Am closing my eyes picturing myself delivering those kisses.

Great home page, Karen. Let 'em weep!!

Wonderful start, ladies, to my first non-lurking birthday party. Everyone is so clever. :-) Karen, I love the home page! LOL!

I can see the party is off to a great start. Just one thing some might noit know: Hope Springs--Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. Except in Florida!? And I have the movie poster to prove it. ;-) I'm off to the check on the catering. I've spent a great deal of time on the drinks menu too. See you later. And... Happy Birthday Mr. Char Monkey. ;-))))

(Da Boss) Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-((( I'm sorry Karen! Someone let my char-monkey out of his bag! ;-) Ooohhh Peeeeter! I found the cutest little char-monkey in the attic!Can we keep him, can we, huh?? He says he knows how to mix drinks! Ooohhh...wait...maybe he said paints? Happy Birthday Colin!!

Happy 44th Birthday Colin!!! Come and join us at the bar for drinks. I, the drink "fashionista" have created these drinks for your special day I've been told that this one is the drink the monkey loves. Drink up and join us for some delish temptations: Today we need and plan for the char monkey to leave the hut and get off your back for good. You can now So do the Moon a favour and change your tune: No more of this: And I mean, not even behind close doors Next time you sit on your chair to make up for another role. Make sure you throw this book out and hit the stage. The Broadway stage that is in New York City: Me thinks t'is time. : My birthday present to you this year is in theme, one of your favourites, Escher. I hope it inspires you to turn that char monkey off and turn the great actor on. Cheers e tantissimi auguri!

Happy Birthday Colin, from your fans of nursing home movies.

Tress I forgot your opening volley earlier, loved the ape peeking in. Karen, the home page is priceless. How you do all of this artwork is a mystery to me. Moon- your party fare should be the hit of the party season, with sushi even(from Nobu?)and Escher. I really think I belong with Evelyn's group. With those hats are they from your state or mine( don't own one myself)? I'll have to wait til later to send my best wishes,other computer has my bookmarks. For now I am just trying to keep up and give you droolers some well-deserved pats-not monkeys- on the back.

Ohhh look! The celebrities are beginning to drop by...Even the dearly departed ones And look, he's even brought a gift

Great fun everyone. But all that food at lunchtime when I have no time to eat, is unfair. Be back when I have to write something I'm not paid for!

Even in today's world of boy bands, DJs and sampling the age-old art of playing the air guitar still survives and flourishes. But the air guitar is a difficult instrument, taking years of practice to perfect. For your birthday, Colin, I have a special gift, a simple step-by-step masterclass to enable you to recreate the pant-splitting performances of your idols. From the time of the early Egyptians through Clapton and Hendrix to present day giants of rock �n� roll, you and other aspiring bedroom musicians have sought to master this most difficult of instruments. Amaze your friends and thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. And the present would not be complete without your own famous brand air guitar and a personalized pick: Have Fun!!

I love it! You rock Karen! And speaking of rock... here are my pals Franz Ferdinand who will be playing for us this day: Happy Birthday Colin!

These guys would probably be better for the air guitar. Don't you think?

Colin, my darling . . . . For your birthday the temple goddesses are dancing and singing your praises . . I wish you all the best and the happiest of b�day�s today . . Now I know there is this subject of a char�monkey I am told we need to address . . . It�s time, my dear . .just chuck this at it . . . Come dearling . .it�s time to take a deep breath and just get rid of that damn monkey . . .you can do it I know you can . . Some inspiration for you . . . from 3 men in their 50s who took their careers in their own hands at an early age and have been going strong for these past 30 years SHOW DON'T TELL how many times do you hear it? it goes on all day long everyone knows everything and no one's ever wrong until later who can you believe? it's hard to play it safe but apart from a few good friends we don't take anything on faith until later Show Don't Tell SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME You've figured out the score SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I've heard it all before SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME you can twist perceptions reality won't budge you can raise objections I will be the judge and the jury I'll give it due reflection watching from the fence give the jury direction based on the evidence I, the jury SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Enough of your demands SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Witness take the stand SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's see exhibit A Music by Geddy Lee & Alex Lifeson Lyrics by Neil Peart From Presto - Atlantic Records 1989 ****************************************** It's time, Colin for you to show us now . .don't just tell us you'd like to do it! . .Kick some monkey butt! Get rid of the char-monkey once and for all! You can do it!!!

Kick some monkey butt! LOL!

OK . .wait Moon. . . are we talking musicians for the party . .??? Must add a set in for Rush . . My boys, are in the UK and Europe on their 30 year tour . . . but since Colin is in their hometown right now filming, I'm sure we can get them to play a little . . They're a damn good show live, let me tell you . . And you can't beat Alex when it comes to a guitar solo . .if Colin wants lessons:)

Wow! Party is already off to rip-roaring start! Off to the bar for a champagne starter to toast and roast you on your special day. ;-) Will be back later.

Just thought I'd drop in to add my best wishes to Colin for a very Happy B-day. Us Virgos have to stick together... ;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!!!! YOU LADIES ARE ALL SO GREAT. LOVE THE PIX AND DANCING GRAPHICS. CANNOT DO THAT YET. THE CHAR-MONKEYS ARE V.V. FUNNY. WHAT A WONDERFUL PARTY. SO GLAD I JOINED IN TIME FOR THE CELEBRATION. WILL BE CHECKING IN THROUGHOUT THE DAY SO I DON'T MISS ANYTHING. PARTY ON!!!!

A special cake for your birthday, Colin, another silly hat for your collection. Really don't think hats do a thing for you, so you may eat this one.

(Karen)thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. *SNORT* Almost lost my latte(free trade of course) over this, air guitar lesson thingee. And to think this is most like the 'real' CF.

Love those air guitar lessons, Karen. But where would the party be without this gang? I think you saw them at least a half dozen times in the '70's. Moon, I haven't had Sushi in months, I'm having it today;-)

NEWS ALERT Reuters:Delft To commemorate this special event crowds are gathering for the unveiling of a new statue:

Love that cake, Peggy! Good grief, the man commemorated in that statue looks pretty old. Gaah! Will Colin have that char-monkey on his back all his life? ;-)

In honor of your birthday, I have commissioned a master to do your portrait. Jan Vermeer is toiling over a self-portrait so that he can feed his growing family and keep the missus happy. CRIKEY!!! It's really that old Char-monkey Colin. I'd recognize that bare foot anywhere and the hat looks familiar ,too.

Colin, do you know...where your Char Monkey hangs out when he's not on your back?

What's a birthday without a bit of horoscope? GEORGIA Nicols' horoscopes for Sept. 10 Chicago Sun Times - Chicago,IL,USA IF SEPT. 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Actor Colin Firth (1960) shares your birthday. You're reliable, conscientious and extremely capable. ... VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It seems impossible to avoid conflict now. But isn't this a test of your intentions? Aren't you striving to achieve something? If you step back, take a breath, and avoid what is particularly aggravating -- at least things won't escalate. (Conflict makes everyone unhappy and unhealthy.) http://www.suntimes.com/output/horoscopes/cst-nws-georgia910.html

Since you are so helpful in the kitchen . .though a bit untidy, I've heard . . How about a few cooking lessons also to go w/ the air guitar ones:) Here's today's b'day recipie Coffee Banana Scones Recipe Ingredients 2 cup all purpose flour 4 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup mashed ripe banana 1/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strong black free trade coffee at room temperature 1 tsp vanilla Directions In large bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Cut in butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs. In separate bowl, combine banana, milk, coffee and vanilla; add to dry mixture, stirring lightly to make a moist dough. On lightly floured board, knead dough lightly for about 30 seconds. Roll out dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut into 3 inch rounds and place on lightly greased baking sheet. Bake in 425 F oven for 15 minutes or until lightly browned. Makes about 10 scones. Source: Canadian Living Magazine Posted by Linda Davis Servings: 10 servings

These are representative of two very important Simian-Free Zones. Think a Tony. Think an Olivier. Think no more Char-Monkeys. For the domesticated Char Monkey, who can drive or be driven to work: Or for the Char Monkey with a world view, who is intimately familiar with the cobbles of New York City: Come on, Give Your Regards to Old Broadway . . .

Wait! . .What is that monkey reading??? OH NO . .now shooo I say . . get outta here . . No more sitting and getting advice from you . . ODB is off heading in a better direction . . . off to bigger and better things. .without you!!!! . . . Come on Colin - time to partay . .it is your b'day after all!

Time's a wasting Dear Colin, get that monkey off your back. Your simian friends Swifty, Kafka, and Milton have been put to work on a script for you. They are feverishly trying to finish it before you are 'too long in the tooth'. Ha!Ha! That'll be the day! Remember Olivier was still playing the Dane when he was past 40. The stage is calling, don't ignore it. Perchance, M. Rylance could be persuaded to share his stage.

This goes with previous post,i.e. Rylance's domain.

Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-))))

Lesson No. 1 Always take great care in your choice of words. For example, avoid saying, �You might want to vomit once or twice.� Vomit is much too graphic a word. Preferred substitutions include: barf, spew, heave, upchuck, toss one�s cookies or retch. Lesson No. 2: Avoid alienating the gay audience by saying, �Boys don�t go to my movies.� When the movie being promoted is rated R, you should assume potential male audience members are above the age of 10. Preferred substitutions, in America, are limited to men or guys. However, this answer would be acceptable for Nanny McPhee promotions, as no boys will be going to see this either.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thought I'd offer you a recipe which would most cetrainly get that char monkey off you back: Dirty Monkey (recipe from idrink.com) 1.5 oz cognac 1.5 oz Irish Cream 1.0 oz Dark rum Mix as listed & serve in a brandy snifter. (I'm not sure I'd be able to stand up if I drank that:-D) If that doesn't work -- then try one of the following: Brass Monkey, Monkey Wrench, Chunky Monkey, or a Funky Monkey. Remember this is for medicinal or career furtherance purposes only;-)

(Karen)Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-)))) Guess I'll have to check that one out! Did you say wobbley bits??;-)))

Not everything was wobbley. ;-)

(Karen)Vomit is much too graphic a word. ROTFL He does have a way with words. I see the boss has been working on her lesson plans and giving the thesaurus a workout. Good job!!!

(Karen) Vomit is much too graphic a word. Yes, but I hope he doesn't remove, "you f**cking my wife?" from the repertoire. I still die laughing every time I think about it. This party's fab, ladies. Now.... "this is whadda'Im talkin' 'bout"....Drool at it's absolute best!!

Hmm . .since Gail got some great sounding drink recipies for this party . . Wanted to just give you a bit of a gift . . . Mushimoko dahling!!!!!

Great glass, Kim. It's still early here, so I'm only on mimosas. I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, but you know what they say about "hair of the char-monkey that bit you." ;-)

Happy Birthday Colin So you're now 44 (a lovely age to be sure) and as such, you're probably set in your ways a tad. Understandably a char-monkey may be a hard thing to shake off. They're such cute funny things and so easy to play.... Notice the similarities? Now, instead of jumping headlong into something daring and challenging..why not ease into it. I may have found something just perfect for you.... Turns out that they're a theatre group in St. Louis (remember that place?). It just so happens that they're looking for a few good actors to put on Shakespeare's play, Julius Caeser in January. You're not doing much of anything after WTTL are you? Why not audition for the part of Julius...or if you think you're young enough...Marc Antony. Just think about it....as long as you don't end up like this in a few years.... Happy Birthday dear man!

(Karen), I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, Darling... what do you mean was serving? The bar is still open and please stop drinking Mimosas, try the Spicey Mangotini. :-) One can not speak air guitar without inviting to the party the one that inspired it, my teanage crush, Jimmy Page. And my favoutite album for air guitar play whilst wearing incandescent jewelry and flipping out my friends who were passing the bongs and dropping LSD at a dorm party is: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon Now you know how my party skills came about. ;-) Peace Out Colin Firth! And Happy Birthday!

Moon, you've centered us, which is not easily fixed. Can you repost (fixing that end tag) and I'll delete #1056?

Never mind. I think I've got it.

More Mushimoko: I hear Waterford is featuring a new line of glassware in your honor, Colin: MUSHIMOKO MOMENTS

LOL! Glad you fixed it, Karen. Centering people is not my specialty, I prefer to lead them astray. ;-)

Here we come Up on the marquee We get the worst reviews From every critic we meet Hey, hey, we're the CHAR MONKEES And people say we monkey around But we say "no more rom coms" Turn the career around . . . Yes, fans, it's the CHAR MONKEES, bringing you their greatest hits, all in one new CD! Featuring their lead singer, birthday boy Colin Firth, this collection is not available in stores! It's all here, all your favorite tunes, including this one from their Hope Springs album, produced by Mark Herman: Take the last train to Marks-ville But I won't be at the station Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Here I go . . . oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! And this sneak preview from their upcoming Nanny McPhee LP: I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales But fairy tales were not so kind to me Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream Then I saw the light! Now I'm a real actor! Not a trace Of McPhooey around Drama calls! I'm a real actor Money's no factor I'm Oscar bound! Yes, fans, it's all here for the nominal price of $19.99 just by calling 1-800-OFF-MYBACK. Thrill to all the hits! Who could ever forget this classic? I said I I I I I'm not Mike Binder's drone I I I I I'm not a Binder clone Not a Binder drone Not a Binder clone . . .

Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream ROTFL Mari! Love "Take the Last Train to Marcs-ville" and "I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales" This is a Drool classic. A Drool Hall of Famer! *wiping tears away* Off to order my CD ;-))

No man is ripe until he's 35 and the 40's are the BEST. Happy birthday to you, Colin, You are the BEST of the BEST. (I seem to be stuck on that word, but it is the only one that applies) BEST WISHES.

When the drinks don't get you, Mari will! Picking self up from the floor, LOL! More please. :-) Colin in appreciation of your hosting SNL. So Colin, DUDE, let this be a lesson to you. Whatever you do in the future if it doesn't kick ass, the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. So listen up DUDE they want that spanking (Waynes, World party time, party time), char monkey off your back. So what are you waiting for? A row of naked Rockettes singing "Hurray for Hollywood?" (KACHING!) Party on DUDE. (Waynes, World party time, party time)

Great party Ladies! Mari -LOL! Love the Monkey Album :-D

And the party is just getting into full swing! Love that album Mari:)

A Kumbaya moment....From your friends... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN

Decisions! Decisions! For the Char-Monkey who has everything: A year's subscription to Monkeyphonecall.com, so you can phone in all those "for the dough" roles, and get them out of your system for once and all! Happy Birthday, Colin!

Hey Big Boy,when did you first discover that Char Monkey on your back? Was it here? Didn't realize you needed that scarf to hold the monkey in place Or here? Ok, where did he go? How about, here? Surely not. You had to learn Portueguese! Ah, the moment of truth

OMG, Mari, that was priceless! LMAO!

OMG, Mari, I going to be fired for sure by the end of the day! Here I am at work ROFLOL and I'm sure everyone wants to know what's on my computer that's so entertaining! "Take the last train to Marks-ville" - HEEEEEE!

Colin your birthday parties here are so much fun because we roast as well as toast you. It can't be helped because we have read so many times how you are not afraid of taking the mick out of yourself and have a wicked sense of humour. The problem is, that Char monkey is still trying to stay on your back, just look at the cake he made! After you blow out the candles and make that wish(Roeg, Wenders, Almodovar, Spielberg, Weir - notice the absence of Italian names, hint, hint), you know what you must do: Smash it baby, smash it!!! Happy Birthday Colin!

(Mari)Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Mari, you are amazing!!! I was waiting for someone to bring up those guys(the ultimate char-monkees),but this tops all! Could've cracked a rib on that. (Moon)the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. Wayne and Garth give great advice.

Wonderful monkey glasses, Kim and Evelyn. I am off to whip up some Chocolate Banana Martinis for you to create some more Mushimoko Moments;-)

What a great celebration!! Ladies of Drool ROCK. Mari- you kill me!! ;o) I've got "Big cheeks only just in fairy Tales" stuck in my head. Too funny :-}

Ada, wonderful comparison pictures! Mari, I never realized how many shots there were of Colin with a mike. [Over to you, Evelyn, for any symbolic interpretations. ;-D]

Jus got home from DH's birthday lunch!!!!!!! He's 35 today. Celebration wouldn't have been complete without a drink for Colin! A Mongo-Sized Hawaiian Volcano just for you........(my face is totally numb). Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding dang it . .there are char-monkey's everywhere!!!!! Don't let them get the better of you, Colin . . . Look they're just tryin to cut in on your action . .: This one heard you were being considered for the next film on Jimmy Page (threw that one in for you Moon) - that is once you get your air guitar skills set . . And well . .this one heard about the whole masturbatory pervert thing . . Sigh . . I know . . It's not a good thing . . .

Hey, Colin, ran into some char-monkeyettes on the way over and they wanted to come along to celebrate. Surely you'll remember them by their tricks. Found another char-monkeyette en route, but couldn't get her to vacate the lift.

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I know that in true char-monkey form you wish to: See No Evil But you seem to be on the road to recovery in your desire to see Renee's wobbly bits.... and, if Where the Truth Lies stays true to form there is a chance to see Kevin's wobbly bits as well.... Have no concerns for you here....your ready to see evil! Hear No Evil The British press has toughed you up a bit these past couple of years (and Osama bin Tookey (thanks Eveyln) has kept you in good training). I think you can hear almost anything now and not flinch! Speak No Evil No worries here atall! Some favorite bits from this past year: "You f*cking my wife!?" "You don't want your Tuscan holiday ruined by an angry penis" I think that given the proper vehicle.... (and this is NOT what I mean): that you are ready to get that triad of char-monkeys off your back and go where the bright lights beckon..... Oh!! I meant here (although Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and I do hear that Alice is very nice! Maybe a stop there first is a good idea...baby steps, you know...): Happy Birthday Colin!!!!!

The following are highlights from a mislaid Inside the Actor�s Studio, which was taped while Colin was last in New York. It�s much too long to post in its entirety. Continuing this season�s theme of actors from the far-flung shores of the British Empire, tonight�s guest hails from Great Britain. He has appeared in more than 40 theatrical and television motion pictures, including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. Making an auspicious start at London�s famed Drama Centre, the West End snatched him up -� before he could graduate -- to star in the Play of the Year. From Tommy Judd to Lord Dashwood, this actor has left an indelible imprint on his craft. Another defining role was as an integral link of a protest paper chain in front of Parliament. Unlike Brando, Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino and Penn, actors who have defined their generation, this actor-chameleon has quietly and subtly submerged himself into his roles to become virtually unrecognizable from one film to the next, yet he�s unforgettable in every single one. The British Academy for Television and Film has honored him numerous times for his eponymous portrayals of characters named Darcy, while the BBC named him Favorite BBC actor in 1996. He has gone on to more acclaim with an Emmy nomination for his chilling work in Conspiracy, alongside Oscar and Emmy winning actor Kenneth Branagh and Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor Stanley Tucci. In 1991, he was a GQ Man of the Year and blanketed the newsstands as one of People Magazine�s 50 Most Beautiful. He continued to ride the crest in 1992, with honors by the European Film Awards� People�s Choice for Best Actor and an MTV movie award nominee for Best Screen Kiss for Bridget Jones� Diary. He is a perennial favorite on most internet polls for Best Eye Candy (wet and dry categories, in or out of britches as well) and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. This phenomenon, with the rare ability to take h s anger up an octave or two in every single movie, has a name - and his name is Colin Firth. [wild applause as Colin strides across stage] JL: Where were you born? CF: Greyshott in Hampshire. JL: But you didn�t stay there long, did you? CF: No, at two weeks old, my parents whisked me off to Nigeria for four years. JL: Why was that? CF: It was a job, I expect. One goes where there�s work. All jobbing actors know that. * * * * * JL: Where did they next take you? CF: From about the age of 5 to 12, we traveled about the provinces in England before we were off to St Louis, where I spent a year doing junior high school. JL: Describe that experience. CF: (getting visibly emotional) I find it difficult to discuss that period of my life. I was an outsider. JL: (aside to audience) That�s a common theme here. Many people sitting in your seat have been uprooted and viewed as outsiders. CF: I did go back to England, sounding a bit like an American, or at least I thought so and my mates gave me the nickname �The American.� We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness, although I�ve never returned. * * * * * JL: When was your first experience with acting? CF: At age five, I played Jack Frost in a school production. White satin trousers, blue sash and polystyrene crown. I�m told I brought the house down with my little dance. JL: Dancing became a major passion for you, didn�t it? You dreamt of becoming a rock star? CF: (laughing nervously) Oh, this is so embarrassing! How did you find out about this? I can�t... JL: That�s what you�re here for. CF: Yes, I did dream of becoming a rock star. JL: You played not only the guitar but also the much more difficult air guitar. Isn�t that so? CF: Sure, what boy hasn�t? JL: A great moment has arrived. Our guests are frequently asked to demonstrate those talents which aren�t often on display in their film work. And, because of my long affection for dance, I would ask the audience whether it would like to see Colin�s show us his best moves? [audience members hoot their encouragement] JL: Please, we�d be honored. CF: (mortified look on his face) If I must... JL: The alternative would be to sing. CF: You have me. Here�s a little of what I used to do in front of the hallway mirror and my mother frowned upon it a great deal. [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] JL: When did you decide to be an actor? CF: I wasn�t cut out for school, traditional school. My grades were utter crap. In fact, most of my exam points were from spelling my name correctly. (audience laughs) And I didn�t want to be a dustman or paperboy either. JL: Where did you go from there? CF: At 18, I did some research, which showed that graduates from the Drama Centre made more money than those from that other posh place where the luvvies go. JL: Tell us about the Drama Centre. CF: It�s much like your school here, all very Stanislavsky. Very Method. An above average amount of weepy sessions. JL: The principal Christopher Fettes said that he "knew instantly that you had quite an extraordinary talent. When he was here we cast him as Hamlet.� (shows picture of Colin as Hamlet) JL: (continuing with Fettes� quote) There are a few students actors who can carry off Hamlet but he did and he was spotted and offered a part in Another Country. CF: Well, everybody�s got to do Hamlet, don�t they? Besides, how else could I be called a classically trained Shakespearean actor? Publicists seem rather impressed with all that. JL: Your burgeon reputation led to instant stage success and you were chosen to replace Daniel Day-Lewis in Another Country. CF: .I didn't pay my dues in the sense of struggling to get employed. I�m not sure if that�s hurt me in the way my career has gone. Might have. JL: After making his big screen debut as Tommy Judd in the film version of Another Country, Colin did a string of stage and TV roles. He made his first TV appearance in a long-running program called Crown Court. * * * * * JL: By 1988, it looked as if Hollywood was beckoning when Milos Forman selected you to play the title role in Valmont, his adaptation of the French classic Dangerous Liaisons, in which you co-starred with Annette Bening. CF: Yes, we were beaten to the punch and it was a major flop. (addressing audience) If you students learn anything from this session it should be never to commit to a role when there�s a similar one in the works. Buy Variety. Read the news. Read the production listings. Recently, I received a call from Oliver Stone to do Alexander the Great, but there were too many other productions under way and then there was Troy as well. How many films could the public handle from that period? I turned it down and believe he�s given it to that other Colin fellow. JL: After the failure of Valmont, you retreated to Canada. What did you do there? (shows picture of Colin in the wilderness) CF: I learned to do some carpentry and even tried to get work at a Vancouver theater company but they turned me down. I would�ve done it for free. Of course, that�ll never happen again. I�ve got bills to pay and vacation homes to buy. * * * * * Commercial Break

Drastic times require drastic measures. To get that char-monkey off your back, Colin, it's been necessary to follow Peter Gabriel's advice to "shock the char-monkey". You may not like the procedure, but it's only being done for your own good. BEFORE AFTER

Bravo! More! More!

Karen That is great! . .As an actress paying her dues I am waiting with bated breath for more of this informational session of The Actor's Studio . .

Karen, come on, please! This is one heck of a long commercial break!!!!!!

LOL! I've got to carefully listen to the tapes and transcribe. Is v. time consuming and I would've had to pull an all-nighter to finish. ;-)

Karen, love the "visual aids" accompanying The Actor's Studio! And, really, isn't a little "all-nighter" a small price to pay when it comes to entertaining the Droolers? ;-D ROFLMAO

Ladies, this party is really rockin'! Karen, I'll do your dishes and mow the yard so you'll have more time to transcribe. ;)

including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. ROTF, Karen! *wiping tears* Love the backwoodsman monkey as well. Yes, we were beaten to the punch and it was a major flop. (addressing audience) If you students learn anything from this session it should be never to commit to a role when there�s a similar one in the works. Buy Variety. Read the news. Read the production listings. Excellent advice! Great stuff, Karen, now cut thatcommercial break short! Off to view the others . . .

I can't wait for part deux and these guys are hanging on to every word.

From a 'newbie' to all you fellow firth fans - thanks for making me welcome and giving me a laugh this evening. I've been quietly following your party but have to go now(boo hoo)hopefully I'll catch up again sometime...continue having fun...Jenny

Karen! ROTFL! Can't wait for the questionnaire at the end. :-)

OMG, KAREN, WHAT A HOOT!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL BE TOPPING YOUR SPOOF OF ACTOR'S STUDIO.

Actually, it was the questionnaire that got me started, which is why the rest is like pulling teeth. :-(

Karen! There is too much to comment on. That was brilliant! Am waiting patiently. :-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR COLIN Late to the party this year, fellow droolers, but brilliant birthday wishes and commentary from all. Karen: Obviously, our friends at Actor's Studio have been monkeying around with us in not broadcasting this long forgotten installment. Can't wait for next segment. Well, I'd best stop monkeying around myself, and get down to working on some serious birthday business.

Brilliant! Karen (CF)�The American.� We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness OH LOL. Memories from last year. I love Colin age 12 on horseback. Still LMAO. Just a quick Thank you to the Boss for this wonderful party. I'm so glad I'm here!!!

Back from Commercial Break JL: In 1991, you appeared with Sir Anthony Hopkins in Harold Pinter�s �The Caretaker.� Could you tell us what that was like? CF: Nothing terribly out of the ordinary. He�s a regular sort of guy. We had a job to do. JL: During your time in Canada, however, you traveled to Los Angeles to work in movies, making the memorable Femme Fatale, the first in your series of films about artists. Did you realize that you�ve portrayed artists in four films? CF: Have I? Really? I hadn�t realized that, possibly because those early �90s are times I�d prefer people forget. My West Coast work was pure rubbish. I mean, have you actually seen Femme Fatale? JL: Returning to London, you appeared on stage in Chatsky, where you �discovered� that fine actress Minnie Driver with whom you later co-starred in two little film gems. One was the acclaimed Circle of Friends, which launched her career, and brought her to the attention of every single male in Hollywood, and the other was a real slice of New England life called Hope Springs. One of your next film projects turned out to be very controversial. I�m speaking of The Hour of the Pig. CF: The American market is so very different from what I�ve been told. Certain scenes in the movie caused it to receive the �dreaded NC-17� rating, and Harvey Weinstein, in his early Miramax days, chose to publicly fight it. He�s much more well-mannered and subtle these days, but then he was rather crude. JL: You developed a very close relationship with the pig in the movie, Sally, didn�t you? CF: Yes. I don�t want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. Most of the time, she would just come over, this ferocious creature and lay down across my feet and go to sleep. There was this extraordinary bond we had. Maybe it was the riding. She just had this passion for me and every time I walked into a room full of people, she would leave everybody else and come over to me for me to scratch her. And we did a photo shoot together a year later, at which we had a brief, wonderful encounter. But I�ve heard nothing for her for about 7 or 8 years, so I have to conclude that she�s shallow. JL: Then you starred in the erotic thriller Playmaker, with the incomparable actress Jennifer Rubin, whose performance has been compared to Meryl Streep in her prime. Here�s a clip of your character Ross Talbert on the verge of a climactic scene: Tell us how you prepared for this scene in particular: CF: My director, I forget his name, told me that I should cut off Jamie�s dress slowly and carefully and with great trepidation, and then do the same with her panties. JL: How many takes did that critical scene take? CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn�t have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. * * * * * JL: In 1994, you focused on British television productions. One of them was Master of the Moor, which would bring you into contact with a director that you would later collaborate with again and become close friends. CF: Yes, Marc Evans and I recently completed work on another project. He�s probably one of Britain�s and the world�s most underrated and underappreciated directors. I�d been wanting to work with him again for years. JL: After Circle of Friends, the BBC provided the vehicle to bring you to the attention of people all over the globe. You were cast as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. You didn�t want to play that role, did you? CF: I�d done that costume thing before in Camille. I don�t consider myself the leading man type, but more a character actor, and had to be convinced that the character of Darcy had something to it. Evidently Sue saw something in me key to the character and her wishes ultimately prevailed. JL: What do you think that was? CF: I�ve been told I have the ability to convey a wide range of emotions with my face. There�s a very famous scene in Pride and Prejudice, which I�ve heard is considered legendary. It occurs while I am watching Elizabeth play the piano. Not the one where I am looking down the bodice of her dress, but another at Pemberly. Also, there seems to be a conspiracy to put me in situations where I will be wet or bathing. Pride and Prejudice had two such scenes. I don�t mind them all that much, as the marketing types say it good for business. * * * * * Commercial Break

OMG!!! That was soooo funny! I nearly peed my pants! Not a good thing to do at work! ...and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. Now...who would think such a silly thing... [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] Linda...was that you??? ;-) CF: Well, everybody�s got to do Hamlet, don�t they? Besides, how else could I be called a classically trained Shakespearean actor? Publicists seem rather impressed with all that. Totally agree! Every actor needs Hamlet! To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of crap scripts, 'iffy' co-stars, odd wardrobe and loads of cash, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To act: to choose good directors, interesting....dramatic roles! BRAVO!!!!Every bit of it BRILLIANT!!! Will wait patiently for commercial break to end...

(Tress)Linda...was that you??? ;-) I'm sure, but you never know about these things;-)

I don�t want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. ROTFLMAO...are we talking about an animal here??

Karen, great job. Just love ;-)

Whoops, what I was trying so inarticulately to say was -- Just love "the look". Could have sworn I typed it in, but it disappeared;-)

(Tress) To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question:

Well, certainly not Shakespeare, but..... Birthday Thoughts At 44, the way is clear, Unless the monkey lingers near. A simple rule when meeting press, Hide monkey glasses in your vest. And if those glasses should appear, Why ask the question: Are paws still near? Just give a smile and be erudite While giving out a long sound bite A birthday wish for 44 Kick that monkey out the door. Here�s a potion tried and true Drink up, old boy..your time is due!!

LOL at that "to be or not to be"!! Oooh! I had that monkey in glasses tucked away. But I love what you did with it Andrea! Hide monkey glasses in your vest. ;-)) Wonderful wonderful! (back to the salt mines...)

A few of Colin's co-stars (past, present and future) have decided to pop on by for some sushi, cake and drinks! The Original Char-monkey:"Thanks for inviting me mate! Was hoping you weren't too upset by my "bloody Colin" remark in NYC....or that bit where I called you a wanker in BJD...or that bit where I asked if the house had burned down with you in it during my LA commentary...or that bit...well, anyway, you're alright, I guess. I mean, we char-monkeys have to stick together, right?" A Bacon bit:"Hey there Colin! Looking forward to getting to know you better....a lot better!!" Lovely Alice..."Quit trying to look up my skirt!" The "It" Girl:"He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that..." The "Wobbly Bit" Girl:"He likes me! Just as I am! Wobbly bits and all!!" Hunk Daddy's Daughter:"Ohhhh!! Happy Birthday!!! Now that I'm your daughter, I don't feel badly asking you for some money, college is rough! 'Specially Oxford! Can you buy me some new shoes too??" The Nanny:"Will you ever forgive me? I know you felt silly in that hat, but you've worn worse!" Happy Birthday (again) ODCM!!

Back from Commercial Break JL: Did you learn anything from playing Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride and Prejudice? CF: Yes, I began to question myself. I mean, what�s wrong with mainstream acclaim?� Why be snobby and elitist when you can get upgrades on airplanes? JL: At this point, you came to the attention of another Anthony, this time Anthony Minghella, who was casting for The English Patient. How did you feel about doing that film? CF: I would�ve much rather done Rafe Fiennes role, but Anthony said I had better dance moves. It would seem my lot in life is to lose out to the Fiennes brothers. JL: Anthony Minghella has said, "Colin is delicate." Is that the same as subtle? I ask. "Subtlety is nothing to do with acting - it's how you put your fingers down on the piano keys - he's delicate." How do you react to that type of characterization of your work? CF: I�ve never really thought about it. Again, all I had to do was look forlorn in the rear windscreen of a car, do a very silly banana dance, and then pretend to crash a plane. Work�s work, especially if you don�t have big dramatic scenes to do most of the time. JL: After being in an Oscar-winning film like that, did Hollywood beckon? CF: Yes, I was summoned to meet with Steven Spielberg who was doing one of his Jurassic Park movies. Nothing happened as a result of that. I don�t make the best of impressions of some people and I�m rubbish at auditioning. * * * * * JL: Your next part represented a departure of sorts for you because you weren�t playing an upper class, refined British gentleman or public school callow youth. CF: True. All that poshing up was rather ridiculous, wasn�t it? Here I could pretty much be myself. I mean I did wind up wearing many of my own clothes in the film because the costume designer had difficulty finding the proper togs from that particular period. Funnily enough, my cupboard was full of just the right clothing. Fever Pitch marked an important point in my life, as I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor and football pal. JL: Your association with Nick Hornby also led to your writing a well-received short story, entitled �The Department of Nothing,� in an anthology called �Speaking With the Angel.� (shows picture of Colin at work) You then followed up with a big Hollywood movie, starring Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jason Robards. Tell me about that experience. CF: It had all the important and big names attached to it, so it seemed a great role to accept. Big book. Big name actresses. An acclaimed director of something else, whose name escapes me at present. Of course, there was Jason Robards, a fantastic actor, but I would rarely work with him. I believe my best bits were left on the cutting room floor. JL: Shakespeare in Love (audience claps loudly) was a rare film, one that celebrated poetry, romance and humor, all things you�ve said your character Lord Wessex lacked. CF: Again, it was another one of those films where I received the short end from a Fiennes brother. Thankfully there are no more acting Fiennes brothers, but I got paid to be the butt of the jokes and the focus groups couldn�t see me as Shakespeare. I�m not sure Shakespeare looked anymore like Joe than I but you cannot argue with the marketing types. JL: After appearing in this Oscar-winning film, you entered a rather prolific period of your life, appearing in no less than five movies in quick succession. First up was the lead role in My Life So Far for Hugh Hudson, Oscar-winning director of Chariots of Fire. Your character was rather eccentric, a Scottish inventor with about a dozen children. What led you take that role? CF: Scotland seemed a good place to go for a vacation at that time of year. JL: Then you took on the role of Matthew Field in The Secret Laughter of Women, where your character, a womanizing British comic book writer befriends a young boy and you get involved with his mother, much to the consternation of her family and their tight-knit culture. What, in particular, caused you to choose this script? CF: I had just gotten married and I thought the south of France would be a great place for a honeymoon. It was. The work didn�t take much of my time. * * * * * JL: In a complete turnabout, you joined in a production of Relative Values, one of Noel Coward�s lesser works. What attracted you to doing the campy Peter Ingleton? CF: Julie Andrews. I had a crush on her and Doris Day when I was young. And it was great fun being able to flit about the set in the lightest pair of loafers imaginable. JL: At about this time, you joined the ensemble cast of Londinium for the Hollywood auteur Mike Binder. What was that experience like? CF: One of the best in my life. I�ve admired Mike for a long, long while and it took years to find the perfect material, you know, the perfect script where we could work together and where we both available at the same time. He�s much in demand in Hollywood. JL: So, there was mutual respect and admiration? CF: Plus I�d lost quite a bit to him at a poker game a few years previous to that. JL: Has he ever had a film in theatrical release? Oh never mind, let�s move along... * * * * * JL: Doing the equivalent of an Escher painting, you next appeared as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones�s Diary, in which you were another bona fide romantic lead underneath a dour exterior. Did the depth Helen Fielding added to the character make it irresistible for you? CF: No, it allowed me to become a bona fide action star. Kicking Hugh Grant�s ass was clinched the deal. JL: Were you concerned about doing another character named Darcy? About being typecast? CF: No, I�ve rarely cared about things like that. As long as they pay me enough, I�m not lofty about such things. Commercial Break

Oh, Karen, I'm dying here. You have definitely taken the cake! Watching the Actor's Studio will never be the same....

Hey boss...you missed your calling. Brilliant, and we're the lucky recipients. Hey, everybody thanks for another wonderful birthday for ODB *waving to guest- lurkers* Bye-eee "See your next year.";-)

OMG luckily DH went to the video store and I could check in again. Andrea- the glasses and poetry were too funny. Karen - I am at a loss for words-- from horsey ride at 12 to piggy ride at 33 to action star at 41-- WOW!! What a life, I'm ready to channel Ralph Edwards. But wait, Drool has its own Karen the Kronicler, Ralph isn't needed. Krikey!!! Tress- love that 'Bacon bit' and captions(he'll never live down the hats IMHO)

One more part to go...I can see the end of the tunnel...

THE STAGE BECKONS!! DEAR COLIN, Maybe to honor your adopted country, you should try La Commedia Dell'Arte. You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. Well, if that doesn't work, you can always return to the fastidious, stalkerish Temple of Drool. No, not as Missouri Jones, but as the Sacred Monkey. He gets to wear a mask, too. Just look at all that hair AND you get to minister to all the droolers.

A classic day all 'round! Brilliant! And still waiting to see Karen bring home the finale! To sleep? Perchance to dream! Ay there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.. The "highlight reel" will be a good one tonight, thank you creative ladies of Drool!

Moments I am thankful for this year....(in no particular order!) The nose wrangling the clean phase.... watching him think...and think some more... Mikimushimoto!!! Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!!

Thanks to all for a great party. Tress: It's the nose wrangling that gave me a great final, (well, almost final) laugh Karen: Also waiting for Bernard's questionnaire and the responses. You've outdone yourself......again! Everyone: Laughs, out loud and mentally, again, this year. And finally, to Colin: Best wishes until next year. Just keep 'em coming. This humble, devoted member of the fan base thinks, in the end, "It's all good..."

Back from Commercial Break JL: Your next role as Dr. Wilhelm Stuckhart in the HBO movie Conspiracy would bring you many accolades, including your first nomination for an Emmy. Are you the type of actor who is intrinsically against awards or honors of this nature and all the Hollywood glitz and glamour associated with them? CF: No, why do you ask? JL: You didn�t attend the Emmys. CF: Well, it had been called off and rescheduled several times and I�d taken such a drubbing on my airlines tickets that I couldn�t chance it again. Besides, I approached having to meet Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet with severe trepidation. I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife. JL: You then returned to the classics for a British star-studded remake of The Importance of Being Earnest. (shows clip of Jack walking down London street) That production had all the big names: Dame Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Rupert Everett and Reese Witherspoon. Weren�t you afraid that people would compare it with the 1952 version that is considered a classic. CF: Classic, schmassic. Does anybody complain when Hamlet is done fifteen times a year? Our market research indicated that nobody under the age of 50 even knew about the other movie and that a new, glorious widescreen version was very timely. The carriage chases were inserted to ensure relevancy to today�s youth. JL: You worked very closely with Dame Judi for the second time. What have you learned from her? CF: Mainly how to construct the absolute best practical jokes. The woman is a pistol. JL: This was also your second pairing with Rupert Everett, with whom you starred early on in your careers in Another Country. How had you changed? CF: Workwise, he was still a flaming queen, but personally, he�s mellowed with age. Then again, so have I. Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. JL: Tell us about Hope Springs, based on a novel by the same author as The Graduate. What did you set out to achieve? (shows clip from movie) CF: I thought we were doing a Station Agent type movie: a stranger comes to town, meets up with some colorful characters, becomes involved in their lives and pulls them out from the ruts they were in. Unfortunately, everyone seemed to think it was a generic romantic comedy. The focus groups were a complete failure. I don�t know if they even showed it to the right people. But they�re supposed to be the experts. JL: Again you were paired with Minnie Driver. CF: Yes, she�s such a marvel and I�m really one of the few actors tall enough to work with her. JL: After What a Girl Wants, where you were finally able to break out as a dancer, you took on the serious role of a painter once again � actually for the fourth time � this time the famous Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer in a brilliant adaptation of Tracy Chevalier�s novel Girl With a Pearl Earring. (shows clip) What special ways did you prepare for this role? CF: Naturally I had fitting for my wig. There was no possibility I was going to be able to grow my own hair, so I was forced to endure wig hell. JL: Did you go to the museums to see Vermeer�s actual works and study the techniques of painting? CF: Well, yes, I did go to view a number of the paintings but left most of the �arty� stuff up to Peter. That�s more his thing, his background. Aside from the mechanics of learning to grind pigment, there really wasn�t a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It�s not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! I mostly stood in corner, brooded, and watched the others. That was where Peter wanted me. JL: You also worked another huge ensemble piece for Britain foremost writer of romantic comedies, Richard Curtis, in his directorial debut with Love Actual. Your story about a writer whose girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother resonated with many in the audience. You then went on to the South of France, where you fell in love with your Portuguese cleaning woman, while neither is able to communicate with the other. Tell us about that. CF: The great thing about Love Actually is that it didn�t matter if I was crap, actually. because of all the other stories and actors in the cast. It was a few weeks� work and partially made up for not being in the cast of Gosford Park. But it was a much bigger hit at the box office. JL: And here we come to up to your latest project, Trauma, in which you�ve paired with Marc Evans again. CF: We�ve a fairly consistent positive vibe coming from this, even though it is trying to break out of the horror genre mold. This was probably the most demanding acting job I�ve done in, well, some time. JL: What did you find the most demanding? CF: Well, I had to be covered with ants. Only for Marc would I do such a thing. * * * * * JL: And now, Les Questions 'boullion de culture' de the great Peabo Bryson (said in phony chevalier French accent): What is your favorite word? CF: Italia JL: What is your least favorite word? CF: Darcy JL: What turns you on? CF: Penne arrabbiatta JL: What turns you off? CF: The internet JL:: What is your favorite curse word? CF: Hugh Grant JL: What sound or noise do you love? CF: Cha-ching JL: What sound or noise do you hate? CF: Whispers of Mr Darcy by fans JL: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? CF: Prime minister of England JL: What profession would you not like to do? CF: Painter JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade JL: Thank you. [huge ovation from audience] JL: And now I turn the stage over to you to meet the students. [only had time for one question] Student: Hi, I�m [identity withheld] and I�m a second-year actor. My question to Mr. Firth is, do you wear boxers or briefs? Credits roll

JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade ROTFLMAO! Every question and answer was perfection!! Okay...I can't pick a favorite bit cuz I'd have to repost the whole damn thing! GAHHHHH!!! But finally....finally....the true nature of Colin's jollyhose revealed!!! Thank you Karen! Was fantastic!!!

You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. LOL! Peggy, you catch on fast. ;-) Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!! Nose wrangling and Mushimoko especially. What would some of us (notice did not use oui) do without the hilarity of those pics. Hey, where are the all the nice birthday wishes? Just because there's a theme, you do what you want. Everyone marches to the beat of their own maracas!

"YOU HAVE A FIRST CLASS UPGRADE" AT THE PEARLY GATES. ROTFLMAO!!!! KAREN, I CANNOT IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO PUT THIS TOGETHER. WONDERFUL,FUNNY, DEAD-ON HUMOR. DO YOU WRITE FOR ANY COMICS????

(Tress) The "It" Girl: "He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that..." *snort* Hysterically funny, especially birthday greeting from fellow CM, the Huge Gnat - just catching up here

Touche, Karen, your monkey painter beat my monkey painter, especially in the caption category. You do have a gift for words. Such fantastic fun!

So do do you, Peggy. I had you "pegged" from our first emails. ;-) Apologies all around for the many, many typos, but my eyes are fried.

Now that time is winding down for the birthday party, just a final HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! and my thanks to all the creative, funny, intelligent ladies who made this a fantastic birthday party.

Oh Karen, you mighty Goddess of the Firth Fellowship. You have outdone yourself my dear and I thank you for the fun and the laughs. A big round of applause to everyone who stopped by to wish Colin birthday cheer. Your wit an humour is what makes this place "the place" to be. :-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Off the back! ;-)

Many thanks to the wonderful Ladies of Drool who made this evening fabulous! Y'all are truly talented (and warped, but that's why I loves ya ;-)) And last but not least, Happy Birthday, Colin! I hope it was a great one.

OMG Karen, ab-so-lutely out of this world. I think James Lipton should retire--effective immediately!! This Party Rocked...Happy Birthdy Colin Night, Char Monkey.

Still LMAO over your posts Karen! Phenomenal! I just came in to wish Colin a very Happy Birthday and partake of some cake he was offering and refreshment And to drop off this commemorative pic of us all celebrating at the temple of drool (Actually, I just really liked the pic! :)) What a great great party everyone!!! Thanks so much!!

Just got home v. v. late. Collapsed in a chair in front of my computer . . and caught up with everything. Brava girls! I know and the party is over . . .and all jokes aside . . Darling . .I hope you did have a lovely birthday . . . Will be sending you Metro Gal love and all the iggy I can muster for you . . . Till next year. . .

I�m a bit late for the party, but I�ve been playing�.and drinking, along at home. ;-) Colin, after our spirited discussion at the SNL party, there was no time left to discuss some of your options for the NY stage once you got that char-monkey off your back. Here are some suggestions�. You haven�t been onstage in a VERY long time, so I bet you might be a bit rusty, even nervous in a live performance. And performing on the NY stage is just a *bit* different than the British stage. You might want to check with your old friend for some pointers. Since jumping right on to a Broadway, or even off-Broadway stage can be quite daunting and nerve wracking�.even more so than doing SNL and you don�t want to end up like Daniel Day Lewis, do you?��many actors/performers hone their craft with street performances. You get the rush from performing in front of a live audience without the pressure of making people happy who paid $75 - $100 a ticket. You don�t actually get a salary, but the tips can add up if they like you. It would be a good place to see how well your air guitar lessons are paying off, too. Although the Hamlet thing didn�t quite work out before, I think visiting the home of the Shakespearean drama might be inspiring if you want to delve into the classics again. Shakespeare in the Park is always a summer favorite here. Maybe taking a role in an established work might be the way to go, too. You can just slip right in to a play which has already been reviewed, saving you from potential skewering by The NY Times, so you can make the role your own. If you�re feeling a bit more confident, you might want to go all out for a one man show. And they�re always popular with the Tony award committee. Adding your own musical numbers can only make you stand out, though I suspect in this instance, air guitar may not be the way to go. You can put that cute little ditty from TIOBE in your show. If you really want to go for broke, try vaudeville. Hasn�t been in the forefront around here in years and years, though. Oh wait, there was some sort of show here a couple of years ago with a couple of British comedians in the vein of Morcambe and Wise, directed by your fellow conspiracist While that show had a rotating guest star every night, such as Roger Moore, John Lithgow, Kevin Kline, it didn�t last very long. Ok, maybe I�ll rethink that suggestion.

Happy 44th! I hope you had a great day, Colin, and enjoyed your party as much as I did! I wish all good things to come your way....including, and especially, some char-monkey-*less* roles. ;-) See ya in November! I'm sure we can find something to chat about again. I'll be brushing up on a variety of British culture trivia this time, so I'll be ready for you. ;-)

Well, I know I'm a bit tardy, but my power has only just now been restored(sweltering heat and humidity drains your energy)...while I am in the midst of preparing for the next tropical onslaught. Good thing there was plenty of food and drinks(it really is pretty bare pickins'down here)-so refreshing, as Caroline Bingley would say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! MAY YOUR 44TH YEAR BRING PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN "FAME TO YOUR NAME". REMEMBER, TO GAIN NOTORIETY YA' GOTTA CHANGE YOUR PRIORITY. (use your imagination and pretend that atually rhymes) Follow the guidelines sent to you with love by your devoted drooleurs and you're sure to GET THAT CHAR MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK!

I'm very late reading all these fantastic posts, just wanted to say a big LOL and well done

I've just come back to these posts after a good nights sleep!!!!!.Glad to see you kept partying!!!!! Well done Karen you must be exhausted and well done everyone else!(sore heads all round I expect!)

Bravo, Ladies, Bravo! You all provided me with one of the best days I can remember in quite some time. I am humbled to be amidst your witty, artistic, and technologally astute presence. (Where do you all learn how to make the computer do that stuff??) Here's looking forward to another great year of drooling and fellowship. Happy 44th Birthday, Colin!!!

And after my next cup of coffee, I'll learn how to spell 'technologically'.

What a fantastic party!! After posting my last and then passing out from exhaustion, I knew this had to have been a successful party. I must go back to the beginning to read it all again more carefully. All the new Temple Goddesses and Vestal Virgins did such a wonderful job, contributing to the festivities and making the party just the absolute bestest ever! I'm so impressed with your initiative and wit. And, to the established Drooleurs, with whom I've had a Fellowship for sometime, you all were amazing. "Hey, hey, we're the Char-Monkeys and people say we're char-monkeying around...." ;-)

Thanks to everyone for their wonderful contributions. And especially to Karen for your Actors' Studio Interview.LOL!!

CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn�t have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. Hee hee, I *love* that you got Playmaker in. Thanks to Kathryn for the shower pic.:-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Yes, "your name is all over this role." :-( I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife "Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know." Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. Pfft! The focus groups were a complete failure Mr. Marketing Maven . . . there really wasn�t a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It�s not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! LMAO! JL: What sound or noise do you love? CF: Cha-ching JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade Perfect! Bravo, Karen, this was brilliant! I could have highlighted the whole thing. This one needs to become a perennial birthday re-posting!:-) Thanks for the great laughs. Thanks to everyone for making this such a fun party, the best one yet, I think. Loved hearing from our veterans, who make me laugh all year long, and so glad the newbies have jumped right in and made themselves at home. And Happy Birthday, Colin! Keep having them, ODB, they're not to be missed!:-)

One of my favorites: "What's your favorite curse word?" "Hugh Grant" Wonderful!

I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife (Mari) "Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know." That was especially for Ev. ;-) "What's your favorite curse word?" "Hugh Grant" LOL! That's what started me off. Could kick myself. Too much work. Am going to have to go back and correct all my typos and missing words, especially in Part 4. It's obvious that it was a rush job. Oh well, you all got the idea. It wasn't perfect.

I was ROTFLOL .... loved it! So clever and utilized so much material and ODB earnest demeanor. Wonderful! I enjoyed everyone's scenarios and was thrilled to find sushi and exotic drinks! The party was terrrifc!

September 10 was the second biggest day ever on drool. Second in user log ins only to May 15, 2002. Here are the stats showing date and number of log ins. Wed May 15: 12393 2002 Fri Sep 10: 12147 2004 Wed Sep 10: 11543 2003 Fri Feb 13: 11210 2004 Fri May 17: 11032 2002 Fri Sep 20: 11003 2002 Sun May 19: 10793 2002 Sat May 18: 10775 2002 Mon Feb 23: 10693 2004 Tue May 14: 10519 2002

Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere? Thanks Terry.

That's funny, I was looking at that, too, and came to that conclusion.

Sheech, I'm glad Drool is private and I don't have over twelve thousand log-ins reading the drivel I post.

Twelve thousand log-ins?? That's pretty amazing. Even if you figure the core posters logging in about 20 times each that day (about what I did), that's still a lot of un-accounted for lurkers. Hmmm..I had no idea. Yes, Evelyn, I too, will have to clean up my act.

We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000.

We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000. Terry is that for firth.com only?

That's total logins.

Since I've no talent for poetry or song lyrics, this one's been running through my head for days now and would've been great for the birthday party. A little Pink Floyd seemed appropriate, given that "brick" campaign under way. ;-) We don�t need no stinking Oscar We don�t need no stinking Bafta [...] Hey, people, leave that char-monkey alone! Or Afternoon Delight (because of Dorine's posting of the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys) Char-monkeys in flight Afternoon delight

(Evelyn)Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere. LOL, Ok you asked for it: Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here.

ROTFL!! I told Evelyn last night that you of all people would know the exact date!! LOL!! ;-D

(Linda) Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here. Is that your Drool anniversary? Sweet:-))

(Evelyn)Is that your Drool anniversary? No, I arrived here in March of 2002. It was the day of Dorine's tutorial of how to crash an afterpary;-) Very sweet!

Yep, that's me! Professor of the "Dark Arts".