Care and feeding of pet peeves

Asking me for bread when I'm the oven guy!!!

oh, thanks, wer! not taking the shopping cart to the appropriate location when it's right next to the spot you parked in....

How did I know that was gonna be Wolf's?!

Asking me for bread when I'm not the oven guy.

yeah, that gets my goat too.

asking me a question about how I feel or why I did something, and then getting mad at me for my answer. if you don't want to know, don't ask the damned question!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!

having to hear about my friends' or my wife's friends' vaginal discharges when I wasn't the cause...

oh, that's totally disgusting!! Do people really discuss that sort of thing?!?! Gee, what a turn-on that must be . . . Now if I were you, I'd claim to be able to read and interpret vaginal discharges in the same way as dreams or the lines on a person't hands, and make a load of money with this new 21st century future telling technique.

I can already count the money...

Want me to paint you a picture to hang in your Vaginal Discharge Reading Practice? I'll use lots of different colours so none of the women will feel their discharges discriminated against.

something like that...

thanks for all the disgusting visuals guys! yuck!

What's yuck? Life is yuck! That's why I like it.

Just for the record - I DON'T make that kind of pictures!!!!!!

at least, not yet...

you guys are gross!! euuuuwwwwww

you already knew that, and you came back anyway, so...

No, Wer, nevva, evva! Actually, hell, I can just throw up on a nice white canvas and frame it. I'll call it 'Secretions from the black lagoon'. But as yet the closest I've come is a painting of lovers trying out position spank-me-roll-me-pin-me-blow-me . . .

wer, don't think we've ever covered that topic before.... riette, i think that would actually sell (both of 'em)

what's with the "we", Wolf? and I know they would sell...

OK, I'VE never covered that topic before (better?)

oh, but you've wanted to...

you know me too well *wink* so how in the heck have ya been?

aloof... have you gotten rehydrated yet?

yes!

Does that mean you had a camel for lunch?

*chuckle* well, sorta....

HMMM . . . a sorta camel must be an interesting thing. Is it sorta hairy, sorta humpy or sorta snotty as a proper one?

well, they had these things called camel packs.....

Camel packs???? You're a smoker? ha-ha! A smoking wolf!!! That says everything about the day and age we live in!

well, actually, tabacky, (just kiddin', am not a spittin' wolf) no, a camel pack is a contraption (wer will like that word) that you wear like a back pack and it holds water. a drinking tube comes from the water pack and is connected to the front of the gear with velcro so you can walk and suck.

Why would one want to walk and suck if you can lie down and suck? The water, that is!!!! Can't you lie on your tummy with the thing on your back, and still suck?

Gee, that sounded ambiguous! Some of us suck, no matter WHAT we do!

*giggle* i suppose you can suck anyway you want (well, except, maybe, upside down, i think gravity has something to do with it)

That's what one has a HOL for! could not resist!

if you suck hard enough, it even works upside down!

Ha-ha, there speaks experience!

another pet peeve, people who think too highly of themselves.

does this mean you don't love me anymore?

HAH! (you wish)

"I hate it when people accidentally or intentionally hurt you and then think its no big deal and then say 'sorry' without even feeling sorry. They say 'sorry' just to dimiss the issue. The word for 'sorry' should have been something like 'asdajkdpiorhwepoicjwekmfgdfgig' - so big and hard to pronounce so that people would be more careful not to hurt you rather than have to go through the trouble of pronouncing that terribly long word." -Sandrace Samuel

amen.

hey, girl!

hey!

Flaky people drive me crazy.

what if they're buttery and flaky?

(Or crunchy-flaky?)

Intolerable!

even with the right fruit and/or layer of cheese?

clotted cream??

specialty paste?

eeeeuuuuwwwww!

mutton?