Really, now, all it takes is someone saying they want to claim an item, and people start popping up all over the place! ;-D (KJ) Seems to me I already lay claim to that sweater in 1390! In 1390, you claimed the turtleneck sweater in that pic with Bridget. However, Allison is claiming the reindeer sweater, which is also a turtleneck. We have no idea at this point whether they are one and the same. To me, the one you claimed is a different color. We shall see. Welcome back, Elena.

Elena, you little lurker, you!!! Not coming out to play any more when we need you? ;-D

BTW, if Mark Darcy is shown wearing a towel (and possibly striding in barrister mode), I am placing my claim for the towel!

(Karen)if Mark Darcy is shown wearing a towel (and possibly striding in barrister mode), I am placing my claim for the towel! *In Lucy mode*: You can't claim an item in anticipation.First come.... after it surfaces... evelyn *who will probably be expelled from Drool*....

Really, now, all it takes is someone saying they want to claim an item, and people start popping up all over the place! ;-D I thought that if you claim a keepsake you had to write a poem, a song or something to express your love and gratitude? This has been negleted.

I see London I see France I see Mark Darcy's underpants ;-)))))))))))))))

You're getting off too easy, Karen, LOL! Now work on it a little more. We know you can make it bigger and better. ;-))))

*hanging head in shame* I can hardly recall what was posted yesterday, KJ, let alone way back at 1390 ;-P ...but of course, the turtle is yours. Am sure there will be more than enough keepsies to go around once the film opens. One thing is certain--I won't be claiming any barrister robes!

One thing is certain--I won't be claiming any barrister robes! Is this supposed to be my cue... ;-) I can think of a lot of things to do in two on or under it. ;-)))) OK, I accept.

(Eileen) One thing is certain--I won't be claiming any barrister robes! Hmmm, I actually think the thought of MD striding purposefully, with robes flapping behind is kind of appealing :-). But pleeeeease don't make us look upon him in a wig!

Yes!! A wig and a robe!!! OOoooo....

Hang on dears... let me catch up and post what has been already claimed and sort out what is whose... There is always plenty of ODB for all. No unseemly squabling, please... as difficult as that may be to control! Hang in there - I need to retrieve the drool 113 files from my old computer....

Marcia's back!!!

Whew!! Marcia's back! Everything will be in order now. :-D KJ

Ahem....having just come from the WORLD PREMIERE, it's time to lay claim to a few keepsakes. Aside from the personalized reserved seat signs that Lizza nicked, I just gotta have his outfit from the final scene - that coat that he wraps around RZ as they kiss. It's MINE, MINE, MINE (and no one else's!!). Lizza has claimed the whisk from the birthday party scene. [she did attempt to claim a body part or two but we spazz-wrestled to the ground]

OK OK so I was overcome at the total complete mind numbing gorgeousness of the man in a premiere performance that I forgot , just for a nano second, that body parts are out!! Still his wrist and forearm when he uses a whisk are sublime. Off to crack some eggs and dream ......on!

Since I never knew this particular topic was here, until WAY too late to claim anything, I'm stepping in now to claim my BJD prize! Karen has the great coat... that's really what i wanted! Allison has the barrister collar... darn that was my next one! so, it seems that Eileen didn't really go for the pinstripe suit and Mari hasn't taken it, I will! You just have to see it hang on THAT MAN, to beleive it! There now, i'm very happy! If i missed a post and someone has claimed it, I choose the um... christmas tie. All i can think of his 'Pretty Woman' where Julia Roberts greets him with nothing but a tie on... OKAY, I am claiming the tie too! Whew... forgive me, but i am an impulsive shopper.

(Danielle)If i missed a post and someone has claimed it, I choose the um... christmas tie. Not a chance, chum..."Frosty the Snowman" is mine. You can have the suit. Period ;-))

MY Tie YOUR suit.... Flute isn't bad...look at that hand....

That's not the suit. Danielle wants the pinstripe (baddabing) suit he is wearing as barrister and later at Bridget's birthday party. Strange all all the scans show that suit to be blue, didn't appear that way in the movie. More of a heatherish, brownish thing. But I might be wrong. Have to see it again. ;-D

(Evelyn) Not a chance, chum..."Frosty the Snowman" is mine. Alright Evelyn, you may have the tie, but a girl can dream, can't she? And Karen's correct, not that suit, which is quite nice actually, but the barrister pinstripe. CF really looks good in blue! (Karen) Strange all all the scans show that suit to be blue... I thought it was blue, especially in the room where BJ interviews him.

Yes, the barrister suit is blue. I meant the one in the picture Evelyn posted from the Ruby Anniversary (snowman tie). That wasn't blue. At least, it didn't appear so to me.

(Karen) I meant the one in the picture Evelyn posted from the Ruby Anniversary (snowman tie). Oh! *snort* sorry. it looked brownish to me too. Just another reason to see the movie again. Should take pen and pad to theatre to describe MD attire completely, but cannot write in the dark. May take mini-recorder though. Can comment and drool at the same time!

Make it a camcorder instead. ;-D

Hmmm? Don't have one, but i'm sure my credit card could use some stretching. and I've always wanted a camcorder, just never had the use for it. thanks Karen, now I do!

And Karen's correct, not that suit, which is quite nice actually, but the barrister pinstripe. CF really looks good in blue! Blue suit in MLSF 'more better'....but that one's mine too ;-)

(Evelyn) Blue suit in MLSF 'more better'....but that one's mine too ;-) *SNORT* As i said, I found this topic WAY too late to bid on something! I like to look at a man in uniform (yes I know, Lydia and Mrs. Bennet come to mind... though no redcoats PUH-LEASE!), but a beautiful suit does just as well. CF definitely has the stature for it. I can't rmember him not looking great in a suit. :-D And if we can claim one that he wears outside a film, then I choose that one he was wearing at the Londong BJD premiere!

Saw BJD last night and was so entranced with ODB's beautiful face, completely forgot to watch for keepsake to claim. Like every one else -will just have to go see it again weekly (bi-weekly? daily?) basis, until i can drag my eyes away and focus in on the clothing ;-) what i really wanted was the bumble bee socks .... dont suppose anyone noticed if he was wearing them?

Esbee, i don't the beleive the camera panned past the reindeer...

(Danielle) Esbee, i don't the beleive the camera panned past the reindeer... that's what i was afraid of .... oh well, i'm sure i'll see something i cant live without during my next viewing :-)

Okay....sticking neck out of cave to delurk. I volunteer to care for the Keepsakes. I know this carries with it great responsibility in manner of referring and lively debate. If offer is too late, please let me know.

Pffft! You're never too late. Welcome CathyW. You have job or else nextcomer will need to spazz wrestle you for glorious position.

Okay....sticking neck out of cave to delurk. I volunteer to care for the Keepsakes. I know this carries with it great responsibility in manner of referring and lively debate. If offer is too late, please let me know.

Sorry about double post...have no idea how browser did that.

Well Cathy if no one else has asked for it, I would like the grey polo neck jumper Renee snuggles up against under that loverly overcoat (karen's overcoat).

And I want the gloves he wears....v. nice how he uses them to pull his coat around.

Congratulations to our Keepsakes mistress. You'll do a super job and I'm sure you'll have fun with it.

(Ann W)Well Cathy if no one else has asked for it, I would like the grey polo neck jumper Renee snuggles up against under that loverly overcoat (karen's overcoat). This is the *second* time someone is trying to snatch that jumper from me! I refuse to yield!! Cathy, you are desperately needed to ward off any bouts of fisticuffs (although they would probably only be scratching and hair-pulling -- so humiliating!) The sooner you can come in and keep the record straight, the better. And just to keep the record straight ... Response 1390 of 1437: KJArt (KJArt) * Fri, Feb 2, 2001 (18:38) * 1 lines I want to lay claim early to Mark Darcy's turtleneck sweater (? jumper in UK?) Too yummy for words!!! ;-) KJ (Note the date ... in Febr. that was the only picture with him in a jumper available.) All OK? (Sorry Ann ... ;-D)

LOL.....it will take me a while to go through the whole topic, so please no fisticuffs. And since I'm off to the 510 showing of BJD, it will be a bit longer, still. Is research as I need to get an precise accounting of all objects. If need be, I'll go twice more this week...purely research, of course, as am in pursuit of accuracy and v. dedicated. Hmmm...where is penlight for making notes?

Just remember who is REALLY suffering from whiskitosis too!! Welcome Cathy, know you will do a great job on this!

Thanks...once I catch up that is. I made copious notes last night. The friends I was there with kept asking what I was doing. I had to tell them I would explain later. Really is no explanation, though. Have decided that I want the grey scarf he is wearing in the final scenes. Ummm....excellent.....

Might not have been paying attention (most remiss of me) but I rather fancy the grey scarf (which I've just spotted accompanies KJ's turtle neck and Karen's coat ensemble...grrr deeply envious). What sayest thou O Mistress of the Keepies?

Argghh...you just nipped in there *sob*....must have something, has the blood stained spazz-fight shirt gone yet?

Thank you, Cathey and welcome! I had originaly claimed his barrister's gown, but in the film he doesn't wear one, so I would like to take this opportunity to claim his watch. That big clunky one he wore today on the talk shows.

Thanks Cathey. It's wonderful to have you actively part of our group. This crowd can get rowdy as you know...and grabby:-) Be firm...be tough. You're the Keepsake boss here... Remember, seniority means nothing ;-))))))

Hmmm...are you saying that I have no debt to repay to the person who helped obtain my most cherished CF keepsake, thus far? Yes, I'm referring to the signed 3DOR program that travelled through many hands to reach mine. *sigh* With my name written by his own hands....*deep sigh* Okay.....no prob!!!!!!!

Hearfelt thanks to Marcia for great times had in this topic, and best wishes to the new Keepsakes Mistress, CathyW ;-) Have no claims to make since there's been no BJD for me yet, apart from what you ladies have acquainted me with... Thanks again.

Marcia is great. The best thing for me to do is to state that simply. She is quite simply exceptional in her generousity, humor, intelligence, and graciousness. No one else here has ever matched her. (There are a few who came close.) No avatar she, Marcia is the goddess of Spring. Cathy it was kind and really admirable of you to become the new Mistress of the Keepsake List. Good luck to you. I hope that you find your role pleasant and enjoyable.

This is to  Our New Mistress of the Keepsakes! Thank you, CathyW! And I certainly hope geocities allows the image to appear at least once!

Ask and ye shall have...but don't forget the price, girls. Keepsakes aren't free. Once you get a breather, Cathy, and get your list together you'll be able to ask for payment...a short story, essay, little ditty, etc. explaining why that keepsake is special for you and how very well you shall keep it. Gi, honey, don't despair. There should be plenty of goodies left for you. How much longer must you wait?

get your list together you'll be able to ask for payment...a short story, essay,little ditty, etc. explaining why that keepsake is special for you and how very well you shall keep it. Ahem...new topic host...she makes the rules ;-) ( See...I told you Cathey...the olde guard;-) )

Actually, I know Cathy would accept bribery in the form of Cadbury chocolates or similar. *hee hee*

LOL, definitely!!!.....or Bourneville...ummmm *wiping drool off keyboard* I think this the list as it stands thus far. I am still considering what price to exact for placement..... Keepsakes from BJD His Overcoat in final scenes, Karen His Gloves & Scarf in final scenes, Cathy His Grey Jumper, KJ His Reindeer Jumper, Allison His Barrister's Collar, Ann His Snowman Tie, Evelyn The Whisk, Lizza The Pinstripe Suit, Danielle His Watch, Moon

I'll take his ticker and dangler...oh shoot, wrong list. *cracking myself up*

Mistress Keepie, if you would, As I have been oh so good, Let me care for the white fight shirt, Or I will be very hurt. Last line kind of lets it down, but hey I'm no Keats but at least I tried ;-)

I'm satisfied with my lot! He wore MY SUIT the whole day... from the courtroom through the glass window! His manly scent is all over it! Yes, it's mine! yes! YES!! YES!!! okay... add my drool too.

(Heide) Gi, honey, don't despair. There should be plenty of goodies left for you. How much longer must you wait? No idea. Check newspapers everyday but no news :,(

Cathy, thanks so much for taking on the role of Mistress of the Keepsakes! I put a bid in for some keepsakes over at 112, but am now renouncing them in exchange for MD's sideburns and BJ's heart necklace - as i think these will be a lovely addition to P&P collection, which consists of Darcy's curl and Lizzy's cross necklace. :-) Brava Tracy on the poem - excellent choice of keepsake btw. :-) (Eileen) I'll take his ticker and dangler...oh shoot, wrong list. *cracking myself up* *snicker* made me laugh too Eileen! :-) (Danielle)He wore MY SUIT the whole day... His manly scent is all over it! Yes, it's mine! yes! YES!! YES!!! ROTF - tell us how you really feel about it Dani.... no, no - dont hold back... ;-) Gi, *fingers crossed* for you that BJD will show up in a nearby theater soon Hmmm.... seems to me there is a pledge we used to be required to take before being formally awarded keepsakes. Will dig through some old files and see if i can locate it... :-)

Gaah! ment to type "My P&P Keepsake Collection" above - oh well...

(Esbee) ..but am now renouncing them in exchange for MD's sideburns and BJ's heart necklace - as i think these will be a lovely addition to P&P collection, which consists of Darcy's curl and Lizzy's cross necklace. You can't take parts of his body. *She said being a part of the olde guard:-D*

*whinning* But Evelyn.... I have FD's curl, how are MD's sideburns any different? Surely it should be up to the new Mistress of the Keepsakes... (btw Cathy, have i told you how lovely you look today?)

WeEl.... before you know it someone will want his deep chocolate eyes, ,his pierced ears(2),his aristocratic hands, his feet...his....*feeling faint* Nothing left for the rest of us:-(((( I thought his body belonged to all of us.*sigh* *suspiciously*...Anyway, how'd you get the curl?

Cathy I am dying to know if you want us to compose fetching little ditty or dirty limerick in manner of Daniel Cleaver in order to "own" our keepsakes. Loving Eileen and Evelyn's comments, LOL Ladies!

Thank you Marcia for Keepsake-ing. Brava Cathy for taking over! (Esbee) Hmmm.... seems to me there is a pledge we used to be required to take before being formally awarded keepsakes. (Lizza J)Cathy I am dying to know if you want us to compose fetching little ditty or dirty limerick in manner of Daniel Cleaver in order to "own" our keepsakes. Er... there once was a man from Reno...? (Evelyn) You can't take parts of his body. WeEl.... before you know it someone will want his deep chocolate eyes, ,his pierced ears(2),his aristocratic hands, his feet...his....*feeling faint* And making the rest of us faint as well! *fanning self* It's really quite pervy, but I LOVE IT!

(Evelyn) ...Anyway, how'd you get the curl? Marica approved it when i asked nicely - even wrote a sonnet in it's honor. Besides, sideburns are not ACTUAL body parts, in manner of eyes, ears, hands, feet, and, and, *falling over in excessive drool-induced faint*

...but at what point do we draw the line for claiming hair? The bikini line? ;-D

Imagining someome de-waxing in manner of Bridget ----- of course without that turquoise towel and fag!!!

(Evelyn) ...Anyway, how'd you get the curl? (SB)Marica approved it when i asked nicely - even wrote a sonnet in it's honor. I don't remember...let's hear it... ...but at what point do we draw the line for claiming hair? The bikini line? ;-D Ok...I guess it's open season for hair. Nothing's sacred anymore...;-D

(esbee) (btw Cathy, have i told you how lovely you look today?) Your future in politics is v. bright. (Evelyn) You can't take parts of his body. *She said being a part of the olde guard:-D* Humph. I was going to claim the part of MD's leg we get a peek at as he runs up the stairs after his 'just the way you are' revelation. Will have to take his right sock instead. :-/ As for requisite sonnets, limericks, haikus, etc.: Oh, Mistress Cathy, no poems, I beg you, no poems! (Ev) Ok...I guess it's open season for hair. Uh-uh. There's not enough to go around ;-)

EsBee: (btw Cathy, have i told you how lovely you look today?) Mmm...thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere, unless includes financial reward in manner of flights to England. You may email me for specifics.....*smirk* Mistress Keepie, if you would, As I have been oh so good, Let me care for the white fight shirt, Or I will be very hurt. Lovely poem, Tracy, but I have something else in mind. As far as requirement to claim Keepsakes, I suggest a Diary Item. This can include manner in which said keepsake was acquired by Mark Darcy, feelings upon seeing MD with said item, plan to acquire item from MD, etc. *grin* no pornography, please

In addition after much soul-searching, I have decided that body parts are not allowed to be owned by other than He To Whom They Are Attached. Any previous agreements are exempt as are before my time. *gavel hits desk* Court is adjourned.

Then, the jury is still out insofar as hair goes... May it please the court, I'd like to call Mistress Hair Wrangler to the stand. ;-D

oh goody. I'm already in the public gallery for this one!

Jury has entered after deliberation. Unless hair is on collar, then is attached, so may not be claimed.

Cathy, what a good sport you are to take on this unruly mob, which I am now preparing to join�.:-D What a rite of passage�MY very first keepsake! It looks as if we are at the secondary level of keepsakes now for BJD�*sob* That being said, I would like to lay claim to the navy blue jumper/sweater ODB wears in the rowing scene. Also, I would like to have the glass of wine MD pours and hands to Bridget when he says �Happy Birthday.� As for payment, is this on an accrual basis? IOW, do past literary efforts suffice if they are BJ-related? Pretty please with Milk Tray on top? :-D

(Cathey)This can include manner in which said keepsake was acquired by Mark Darcy, feelings upon seeing MD with said item, plan to acquire item from MD, etc. *grin* no pornography, please Aw.... Which reminds me...don't you think MD must have been issued a "Box"? Huge has said he wore one (Yuck...who would want it!)in the fight scene. Surely, ODB's "credentials" would require the same safeguarding protection.

Are you prompting someone to claim said Box? *guffaw* (It wasn't manly former SAS-Gnat who brought it up, but stunt coordinator)

Does bring up interesting point, but unseen items cannot be claimed, right? Is only our rampant imaginations running away with is.

(E)Which reminds me...don't you think MD must have been issued a "Box"? (Karen)Are you prompting someone to claim said Box? *guffaw* (It wasn't manly former SAS-Gnat who brought it up, but stunt coordinator) (Cathey)..but unseen items cannot be claimed, right? Is only our rampant imaginations running away with is WOW...that one brought out The Boss and Mistress Keepsies. *I* wuz just curious :-D

Hiya. I'd like to request the paper that Mark shows Bridget when he shows up at her flat on her bday. Flipped up and down by those lovely hands. :) [I'll have to go see the movie again (that'd be #4) to see what paper it was; did anyone else notice?] I shall be happy to write a diary entry extolling its many virtues.

(Cathy) Jury has entered after deliberation. Unless hair is on collar, then is attached, so may not be claimed Oh Man... okay, will give up on the sideburns *pouting* ;-) and reclaim the suit he is wearing when he tells Bridget he likes her just the way she is. Unless that's been taken in the meantime...

(Evelyn) ...Anyway, how'd you get the curl? (SB)Marica approved it when i asked nicely - even wrote a sonnet in it's honor. (Evelyn) I don't remember...let's hear it... *cough* you asked... The Sonnet of Darcy's Curl Meggin keeps his boots, Robin his cravat, Marcia keeps his notebooks, Kathy his top hat. His garments are also kept, and Ann2 has his dimple, And though confusing to some, the reason is quite simple. For every keepsake provides its keeper pleasure, With them they find a measurement of joy. But these keepsakes are nothing to my treasure, For I posse the curl of our Dear Boy. To be Keeper Of His Curl is better than high birth to me, For that curl, which rests so oft upon his noble brow, Inspires sweet dreams at night and thus do I sleep peacefully, And waking, I do straightway repeat this vow: For this cherished object forever will I care; And of its splendor, with others wilt I share. (bear in mind, that i was a newbie when i wrote this and didnt realize that Colin, and not Darcy, was ODB) :-) btw - the request was made at response 276

Aw....v. sweet Esbee....*hand over heart* Now the bad news:I think the suit is Eileen's.

Gaahhh! oh well.... i guess this is just a good excuse to go see the movie again. (Which would make it viewing #6.) Hmm... wonder if local theater has frequent viewing discount available?

(Esbee) wonder if local theater has frequent viewing discount available? Was wondering same thing myself or if get a discount if come accompanied by a whisk. ;-D OK, Cathy, time to repost the BJD claimed items list again. This is *really* what the job is all about. Does Eileen have the Bada Bing suit? Because if that's the case, then the Magda and Jeremy suit hasn't been taken.

Keepsakes from BJD ~Need diary entry to claim~ Overcoat in final scenes, Karen Gloves & Scarf in final scenes, Cathy Grey Jumper, KJ Reindeer Jumper, Allison Barrister's Collar, Ann Snowman Tie, Evelyn Whisk, Lizza Pinstripe (BadaBing) Suit, Danielle Watch from London Premiere & chat shows, Moon White Shirt~rumpled & bloodstained after fight, TracyT Navy Jumper, LisaJH Newspaper, LauraT Dinner Party Suit, SB Right sock, Eileen (If in fact you are serious....)

Oops...should read: Smug-married Dinner Party Suit...sorry Es Bee

(Cathy) Right sock, Eileen (If in fact you are serious....) Who me? Serious? Look, if I can't have his lower leg, I don't want anything... *serious pout ensues* Hahahahahaha! ;-D

That would be the lower leg that delivers a powerful kick or two.... box or no box... ;-D

(Cathy) Keepsakes from BJD ~Need diary entry to claim~ Pinstripe (BadaBing) Suit, Danielle Okay, here's my entry... ~ Saturday 27 April 130 lbs. (shag frenzy v.v.g. for weight reduction), cigarettes 0 (high on MD so no need), alcohol units 0 v.g. (see cigs for reason). 8:05 am. Love the lovely Mark Darcy. Must not wake him. Thoughts of striptease apparently still on mind as sweet smile plastered on face. Mmmmm� 8:10 am. Still not awake yet. I know! Will cook him French provincial style breakfast. Crêpes Suzette Belgian Waffles (not exactly French but small country near France, so counts as same) Country Ham (left over from Easter, but drizzled with French wine concoction) French wine (Chardonnay, of course!) 8:20 am. No eggs, cheese, or flour. Toast though. No syrup or powdery-sugary stuff. Does Spam count as ham? Hmm� Can is dated 20 years ago. Perhaps still good? 8:25 am. Will just have cigarette and Chardonnay. That is what every French person has in the morning anyway. 8:33 am. Mark has not yet waken up! Will look at him some more. Mmmmmm� 8:35 am. Was just thinking of last night�s shag happy marathon. Mark came over, very tired from work, but gorgeous! He dropped his briefcase and kissed me. Then sat down on sofa and told me about his day. "It�s such a shame what people do to get elected in this country!" he exclaimed. "Politicians, the lot of �em, will do us all in!" I nodded like I knew or cared what he was ranting about. Was mesmerized by gruff removal of high barrister collar. Dreadful thing� Covers up delicious throat. Maybe will let me remove his BLUE pinstripe suit? Mmmmm� "Bridget! Are you with me?" "Of course I am!" I blushed. "Why would you say that?" "It didn�t seem like you were listening to me just now." "I was�" I smiled. "Would you like some wine?" "Yes. Thank you." I waltzed into the kitchen. A moment later, in Stepford wife synchronicity, came back with two glasses filled. Stopped cold as he had already taken off his BLUE PINSTRIPE SUIT jacket. "What�s wrong?" "Could you put it back on?" "My jacket?" "Yes." "Why?" "I�d like to take it off myself�" Mmmmm� was fantastic! 8:45 am. A little big, but then it smells nice. Manly yes, but I like it too! Must remember to steal from closet when he is not looking. Probably has one for everyday. But he is always there. I wonder� GAAAH! "Bridget! What are you doing in my suit?!" was Mark; wide-awake now.   You didn't say it had to be good, di you?

LOL! Danielle it is brillant! simply wonderful! *clapping* too funny! Hmmm... as Keeper of other suit (aka Smug-married Dinner Party Suit) will have to work very hard to top Bridget's stripping him then donning the suit herself (perhaps box of milk trays and large glass of Chardonnay will stimulate brain...)

Thanks Esbee... BTW, LOVELY poem!

Excellent job, Danielle.....will the rest of us be able to follow suit? sorry..could not resist Seriously, you have set a high standard. I can't wait to read the rest.

(Dani) Manly yes, but I like it too! LOL! *wiping tear*

Brava Danielle - that's going to be hard to beat!

Oh dear! All this talent on view. I am still in very wobbly and inarticulate mode due to being feet away from ODB so will need to take a long time to recompose self before can make contribution that merits this board.

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Tracy: Brava Danielle - that's going to be hard to beat! Yep....it's a hard act to follow, but must be tackled. There are still lots of you who have not written your diary entry. It need not be as detailed as Danielle's. EsBee: (perhaps box of milk trays and large glass of Chardonnay will stimulate brain...) Definitely the best way to start...but remember BJ's fiasco with same beverage and writing of Christmas cards. *smirk*

OK here�s my diary entry for retention of fight shirt. Friday 4th May 9st (slight fabrication), alcohol units 4, cigarettes 0 (as don�t smoke), 1471�s 5 (as v.sad), calories ?(how many calories in Bolognese?) 7.30pm Mark Darcy is here. Have just lovingly prepared lovely meal for us � Spag Bol, the bol is in the mini slow-cooker (I knew Mum�s Christmas present would come in handy one day). Therefore have �oohh by my reckoning an hour or so to kill. He does look absolutely gorgeous straight from work in his suit, shirt and tie -----and equally as delicious out of it. Mmmmm. 9pm Gah! Woke up after post-shagfrenzy snooze � he is not there. The front door is wide open and there�s a terrible commotion coming from the street below. Grabbed Mark�s jacket and retrieved pants from lampshade, scrambled into fluffy-bunny slippers and dashed downstairs to investigate. Could not believe what was seeing. Mark and Daniel Cleaver were bashing seven bells out of each other. Both were hot and sweaty, tousled and did I say HOT! Mark was attempting a half nelson and Daniel was trying his damnedest to separate Mark from his kneecaps. �Will one of you tell me what the hell is going on?� I asked in as commanding a way as possible given current state of dress. The two of them stopped. Mark looked so dishevelled n his ripped and bloodied shirt and soooo sexy..then suddenly. Smash! Daniel had snatched the nearest dustbin lid and sent it flying frisbee-like straight at Mark�s torso. He buckled on impact and sank to the ground. As I dashed over to him I caught sight of the rat running like a thing possessed � as well as he could with a sprained ankle. Aaaaarrrggghhhhh! 9.10pm Woke up! Was Mark Darcy yelling from kitchen, strange could have sworn we were in the street! Got out of bed and slopped to kitchen where Mark was standing, wearing only his shirt, with bottle and corkscrew in hand � covered head to toe in bolognese. �Bloody thing�s exploded� he muttered, �You really are the most god-awful cook� and he smiled that wondrous smile of his. �And you,� I smirked looking him up and down, �I really need to get you out of that shirt!� And I did! Mmm. Love the lovely Mark Darcy, love the lovely bol� sauce - is better than whipped cream - less calories v.g.