118 responses selected of 118 total 2:1) Melissa Marie Petrek (suprnaut) 31-MAY-94 23:15 Allegedly, nothing is better than sex with the perfect person, but you may beg to differ. What (if anything) would be better than sex to *you* right now? I'll start the ball rolling: Great sex for a month or a PowerMac upgrade? - - - - - 2:2) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 13:36 great sex for a month or a PowerMac upgrade? I don't have a mac but want one really bad but never bad enough to give up great sex for a month. Nope, uh-uh, no, no way, no, uh-uh. I would give up the chance to have a mac for 1 year if I could get someone to take care of the kids so we could go and have an all-weekender at a bed and breakfast in Gruene. Make that two years. - - - - - 2:3) Mikey Z (suprnaut) 01-JUN-94 18:17 great sex with a truly intelligent person or lunch with fabio/madonna? - - - - - 2:4) Terry (terry) 01-JUN-94 19:10 number one - - - - - 2:5) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 23:46 ditto...number one...number two is truly number two! peee-yoooo! - - - - - 2:6) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 23:47 great sex with a truly wonderful person or winning $10 million at the lottery? - - - - - 2:7) Ben Cohen (bcj) 03-JUN-94 1:36 are you kidding? - - - - - 2:8) Holly Iles (holly) 03-JUN-94 11:17 NO, of course not. Well? - - - - - 2:9) melissa marie (suprnaut) 03-JUN-94 16:22 okay, i'll bite. the lottery. - - - - - 2:10) Sweetie Pi (holly) 04-JUN-94 12:01 Me too. Definitely the lottery. Don't tell Alex....oh hell, he'd prolly say the lottery too! - - - - - 2:11) melissa marie (suprnaut) 04-JUN-94 18:46 okay. great sex for one night or a night out with an old friend you haven't seen in a long time? (see? this could get harder ...) - - - - - 2:12) Sweetie Pi (holly) 04-JUN-94 23:33 A night out with an old friend I haven't seen in a long time. Specifically my best friend who has estranged herself from me. :( - - - - - 2:13) Jeffrey P. McManus (jeffreyp) 06-JUN-94 23:41 Mediocre-yet-vaguely-satisfying sex that only lasts a few hours, or an entire freezer full of Jell-O pudding pops? - - - - - 2:14) melissa marie (suprnaut) 06-JUN-94 23:50 make the pudding pops chocolate, and i'll say hell yeah! really bad, boring sex, or doing the work you brought home from the office? - - - - - 2:15) Holly D. Iles (holly) 07-JUN-94 10:47 Doing the work I brought home from the office. Eegats. - - - - - 2:16) melissa marie (suprnaut) 12-JUN-94 2:38 absolutely terrific sex or seeing the season finale of "melrose place?" - - - - - 2:17) Holly D. Iles (holly) 21-JUN-94 13:49 absolutely terrific sex with reruns in the future. of both...heh An all expense paid trip around the world or one perfect day with the love of your life? - - - - - 2:18) melissa marie (suprnaut) 21-JUN-94 21:40 i'll take the trip, thanks, being that i have no love of my life at the moment! really strange, bizarre sex or being abducted by friendly aliens for an afternoon? - - - - - 2:19) Holly D. Iles (holly) 21-JUN-94 22:05 aliens...there's still the potential for strange bizarre sex anyway! (physical compatibility permitting, of course). But definitely checking out the aliens! Sex with the Sun god, Apollo, or to become for one day your favority fictional heroine? Oh sorry, for you guys... Sex with Venus or to become your favorite fictional hero. - - - - - 2:20) Terry (terry) 22-JUN-94 0:14 Venus - - - - - 2:21) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 13:20 dawg-uh! - - - - - 2:22) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 22-JUN-94 17:00 ...or PowerMac upgrade? well... why split hairs when you can have BOTH? ...or lottery? I am ashamed to admit lottery. ...or night w/old friend? sex. ...or pudding pops? Provided the sex is mediocre, pudding pops, which cannot be mediocre by definition. ...or become fictional character? I notice the query for men does NOT have the single-day qualifier, so I pick character. I would enjoy being Bertie Wooster enormously. If the qualifier is implied, Venus. What I want to know is: sex, which may or may not be good, or pleasant ongoing flirtation which can be relied on to brighten the day for years? I have chosen both at different times and think they balance. - - - - - 2:23) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 17:10 oh, flirtation. Most definitely flirtation. You can do so much more with flirtation than you can the simplistic act of copulation. mmmm...to stare deeply into the eyes of a dark stranger from across the room. To subtly cop a feel on some cute pert little toosh at a crowded dinner party. To stand very very very close without touching and NOT looking at each other. To quietly sneak away before that person can realize you've gone and leave them wondering,"Who was she anyway?" fun fun fun. makes me wiggle in my seat just to think of it. - - - - - 2:24) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 17:11 hours of sensual dancing, just the two of you on the deck of a yacht in the starlit oceans of the carribean or talking endlessly until the break of dawn under the stars snuggled close in one sleeping bag? - - - - - 2:25) melissa marie (suprnaut) 22-JUN-94 17:18 aha. which gives rise (no pun intended) to the next question, then: a really romantic evening with someone you've just met, or powerfully hot sex with an old flame you never quite got over? - - - - - 2:26) Ray Thibodeaux (raythi) 22-JUN-94 19:51 difficult question...both wet with possibilities but going back to old flames something akin to moths and porch lights...an evening with someone you've just met sounds adventurous - - - - - 2:27) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 22-JUN-94 22:30 Holly: talking endlessly. I think conversation is better than scenery, and since we are being given a choice, there is the implication that the yacht situation does NOT yield conversation (on the other hand, I suppose that could simply mean that the scenery is too stunning to interrupt with the mundane flow of everday language). Melissa: old flame. I am thinking of someone I NEVER had sex with, which makes it much more appealing since it has a "just met" component as well. (Again, though, there is another hand [running out of them] that it might be awful, however unlikely.) How about: being forced to sit in the courtroom during Diane Parkinson's sex suitagainst Bob Barker, or being forced to sit in the courtroom during Ivana Trump's love suit against Donald? - - - - - 2:28) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 0:12 which one is shortest? Diane suing Bob... or Ivana suing Donny? I think I'll stay home and pop my zits and eat cheese puffs watching reruns of the partridge family, thanks. - - - - - 2:29) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 0:24 hmmm....okay, just joking about the zits and stuff...but no way will I sit in court unless forced to by the bailiff. phooey....justice system my big white wide ass! Justice for who? The bankers. Anyway: Incredibly intense fall-down-on-the-floor-and-fuck-for-hours-and-hours sex or taking a warm milk chocolate bath with the lover of your dreams? - - - - - 2:30) Ben Cohen (bcj) 23-JUN-94 0:42 Holly, what exactly is a warm milk chocolate bath? It can't be exactly what it sounds like -- a bathtub full of hershey's would empty my bank account! - - - - - 2:31) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 9:17 mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm, melted milk chocolate dilluted with some milk so that it's smooth and in a HUGE tub so that you can roll about and frollick in it. I didn't realize that this topic was on a budget. sorry. If you like you can substitute the milk chocolate with just warm milk. Now how do we get the milk warm without scalding it? I know...a cow...just kidding. heh heh heh PROVISO: Make sure the tub has a good drain and that there is a shower (big) nearby for post frollick rinsing and more fun. - - - - - 2:32) melissa marie (suprnaut) 23-JUN-94 18:02 what a helpful hint, holly! -- i'll take the chocolate, thanks! (wonder how chocolate milk would work ...) - - - - - 2:33) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 0:17 I don't think chocolate milk would be as smooth but if you used milk and chocolate syrup I bet it would be a lot of fun to stir. hee hee - - - - - 2:34) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 24-JUN-94 0:51 Chocolate itself would probably be rather sticky and difficult to move in; whereas chocolate milk would be, by comparison, hot chocolate. =:) - - - - - 2:35) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 9:49 Hey, we've seriously deviated from the subject at hand. Figures. Bring up chocolate and sex in the same sentence and people lose sight of all rational perspective. jees! *slurp* *slurp* mmmmmmmmmmm.... Okay, lesse here... Slow, sleazy, sensual bump and grind with some jazzy rythm and blues in the background for just a few hours, or an invitation to spend three hours with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith where ever you want to go? (Will someone else please think up some of this stuff! I'm not running out of ideas so much as I want to ANSWER the questions!) - - - - - 2:36) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 24-JUN-94 11:41 Steven Tyler? Bleach. Speaking only for myself, and not for other straight guys in the conference, I would rather brain myself with a skillet. Bump and grind, thanks, as long as the other half of the sketch is female. Give up all sex forever, or give up all your favorite foods forever? - - - - - 2:37) salome's revenge (luna) 24-JUN-94 14:14 aw wes, that's just way too hard...i'd just have to go shoot myself. Who is steven tyler? - - - - - 2:38) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 15:05 yeah, I agree with luna, get the gun and shoot myself...food or sex...food or sex...food or sex...nope, sorry can't do it. Shoot me now. lead singer the guy with the lips (I bet he hates it when ppl say that). - - - - - 2:39) melissa marie (suprnaut) 24-JUN-94 18:23 sleazy, illicit sex in deserted parking garage, or a groovy night at your favorite bar with all the drinks on the house? - - - - - 2:40) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 20:09 sleazy, illicit sex in a deserted (or semi-occupied) parking garage, most definitely. Better than a hangover anyday...of course I'm assuming I have sleazy sex with the sleaze of my picking. - - - - - 2:41) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 20:10 a quickie in the cockpit of a fighter jet or a slow one on the ground? - - - - - 2:42) melissa marie (suprnaut) 25-JUN-94 10:46 i'll take the ground thanks -- i get nervous in planes. - - - - - 2:43) salome's revenge (luna) 28-JUN-94 15:01 drinks on the house please!! nights out are SO wonderful and i never get any due to the terminally nonexistent state of my bank account. - - - - - 2:44) Holly D. Iles (holly) 28-JUN-94 15:14 this may sound bad but I dun care... since when does a woman need money to go out? - - - - - 2:45) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 28-JUN-94 15:25 Well, i am assuming you are talking about the status quo, rather than the idealized world of total equality, including gender-independent pay scales, that most of us want. - - - - - 2:46) Holly D. Iles (holly) 28-JUN-94 15:31 gender-independent pay scales...what a joke... and actually, i doubt men need money to go out either. - - - - - 2:47) Clay Colwell (eris) 29-JUN-94 15:36 hmmmmm...y'all are right -- the food vs. sex burnt out most of my decision-making brain centers. Let's try...one night of passionate sex after a week without, OR.... one night of Magic:the Addiction and Cosmic Encounter after a month without? - - - - - 2:48) Holly D. Iles (holly) 29-JUN-94 16:04 Magic. did anyone see sleepless in seattle? - - - - - 2:49) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 11-JUL-94 15:59 Great sex beats pretty much anything else in my book. I'd take a trip around the world, a lot of money, definitely a great job over one night of great sex, but if I had to choose between never again having great sex in exchange for something fabulous or having great sex and missing out, forget it. I have my priorities. - - - - - 2:50) RoboHO (holly) 11-JUL-94 19:03 5 minutes of really dull sex or a really bad meal at a very nice restaurant? - - - - - 2:51) melissa marie (suprnaut) 11-JUL-94 19:17 um ... neither? - - - - - 2:52) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 12-JUL-94 0:23 Get your virginity back or your tax payments for three years back? I suspect we will see differing opinions on this one. - - - - - 2:53) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 12-JUL-94 8:27 Tax payments, no question. Why would I want my virginity back? It cramps your style a lot -- then you want to find Mr. Perfect to lose it with, and there is no such thing. Oh, and for the question above -- a bad meal. You can just leave it on the plate. - - - - - 2:54) I haven't decided (melina) 12-JUL-94 11:33 I think I'd say my tax payments too, even thought they amount to just a few small bucks, because what would be the point of having a hymen around? It'd just get removed almost immediately anyway. - - - - - 2:55) RoboHO (holly) 12-JUL-94 12:27 My virginity. I always get my taxes back. and I would like to have a chance to have a better experience than I did. - - - - - 2:56) melissa marie (suprnaut) 12-JUL-94 19:53 virginity. my tax payments amount to nothing compared to this. - - - - - 2:57) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 12-JUL-94 22:41 I am gratified to see that my prediction has come true; so far, it's exactly 50% for each side. Any other comments? (I would answer it myself, except that it would smack of an unlovely self-fascination, and anyway I don't think it's the same experience for guys, at all.) - - - - - 2:58) I haven't decided (melina) 13-JUL-94 10:08 Why do you think that is? - - - - - 2:59) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 13-JUL-94 10:52 Why do I think what is? The prediction coming true, or the experience being different for guys? If the first, because I think virginity is a more potentially traumatic situation for women (or not having it is); if the second, I don't know very many guys who regret it. In other words, a guy's self-esteem is much more likely to go UP as a result than a girl's, so guy opinion on the subject tends to be more uniform and I would have expected guys to pick tax almost every time. - - - - - 2:60) I haven't decided (melina) 13-JUL-94 11:28 The circumstances in which I lost my virginity were regrettable. But it never meant much to me in the first place. I would have rather had a good first experience, because I would rather have good sex than bad. Any time. But I'm not so traumatized by it that I want to erase all the mind-blowing orgasms and incredible tender moments that I've had since then, just so this one experience need never have happened. I find the whole concept that we should be "intact" and somehow feel damaged just because a penile penetration occurred to be really weird. - - - - - 2:61) RoboHO (holly) 13-JUL-94 13:41 nobody said I had to give up all of the mind blowing orgasms I've had since they just asked if I wanted my virginity back...Yes, the second I lost it but if you mean now...today, that would be quite inconceivable...no pun intended. - - - - - 2:62) melissa marie (suprnaut) 13-JUL-94 18:47 i want my virginity back *NOW*, dammit! all the mind-blowing orgasms weren't worth it (not that many were mind blowing at all). - - - - - 2:63) RoboHO (holly) 13-JUL-94 23:36 you haven't had any children. just wait. all the worries about it "stretching you out" and changing things is bullshit. With each child I've noticed a significant increase in the ease of achieving orgasm. Hell, I had never had an orgasm before I had Tyler. I may not remember my first kiss honey, but my first orgasm...I'll remember until death. Then, after having Roman, gawaahhhhly, surprise surprise surprise! Yessiree bob! Of course, I ain't havin no mo chitlins just to increase the intensity of my orgasms...but like the comedianne said the other night: "You ever had one of those that makes you cry?" "Me either, but I'm lookin' forward to that shit!" - - - - - 2:64) neural network from hell (catfood) 17-JUL-94 4:16 great sex or.... taking a dump after holding it for a reeeeaaal lomg time? - - - - - 2:65) RoboHO (holly) 18-JUL-94 0:53 you are so sick. I like it. Uh, if you don't take a shit and you really need to I don't see how you could possibly have great sex so I will have to go with the shit first, then a shower, thanks. - - - - - 2:66) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 18-JUL-94 1:54 Sounds good. Sex is definitely awful when you have to take a shit. - - - - - 2:67) I haven't decided (melina) 18-JUL-94 8:20 Great sex or......a great conversation about great sex, with your best pals? - - - - - 2:68) RoboHO (holly) 18-JUL-94 9:17 A great conversation about great sex. If you are talking about it, it prolly means you've already had it. - - - - - 2:69) melissa marie (suprnaut) 27-JUL-94 18:21 ditto for me, holly! - - - - - 2:70) Calliope (calliope) 31-JUL-94 8:40 Gack! I'll take the great sex. You can still talk about it later... ...but talking about it doesn't imply that you've had it *recently*. Oh, and what was that one about a quickie in the air or slo-mo on the ground?? Give me the fighter plane! You can slo-mo on the ground after you've landed again. :-> Anyone want to rent an F16??? - - - - - 2:71) Howard Fredrics (fredrics) 06-AUG-94 0:01 How 'bout combining that shit with great sex? - - - - - 2:72) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-AUG-94 17:21 are we talking before, after, or during? really great sex or the season's premiere of "melrose place?" - - - - - 2:73) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 29-AUG-94 17:50 Melissa writes: > really great sex or the season's premiere of "melrose place?" Ha! Glad to see you haven't lost that warped sense of humor. How about:? ...great sex, or sex with someone from the cast of _Melrose Place_? (Yes, I see them as exclusive possibilities) - - - - - 2:74) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-AUG-94 18:05 the guy who plays billy will do quite nicely, thank you! - - - - - 2:75) RoboHO (holly) 30-AUG-94 20:18 really great sex or an all over professional incredibly long body massage from the tip of your head to the ends of your toes? - - - - - 2:76) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 30-AUG-94 21:35 I take the sex, since I could pay for the other at any time (and not feel completely sleazy). - - - - - 2:77) My past and my future precisely divided (melina) 31-AUG-94 15:02 I take the massage, since I could get the other for free at any time and not feel completely sleazy. - - - - - 2:78) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 31-AUG-94 15:58 You missed my parentheses, Melina... :) - - - - - 2:79) My past and my future precisely divided (melina) 01-SEP-94 11:04 no i didn't! - - - - - 2:80) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 01-SEP-94 12:27 Then I can only suppose you are an inherently less parenthetical person than I am. - - - - - 2:81) melissa marie (suprnaut) 17-SEP-94 20:25 let me post to you a new quandry: weird, funky, intense sex involving toys and scenarios you've always wanted to try but never had the chance to, or an all-expense paid trip to rio during carnival? - - - - - 2:82) It slices it dices it juliennes! (melina) 18-SEP-94 10:38 I'd take the trip. I'm sure I can come up with some scenarios while there. - - - - - 2:83) Howard Fredrics (fredrics) 09-OCT-94 19:25 Salvador,Bahia Brazil has Rio beat by a longshot -- Give me Salvador or i'll take the toyz. - - - - - 2:84) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 26-DEC-94 1:06 Time to liven this up, folks. Mediocre sex for a night or the chance to appear on the show of the Talkshow host of your dreams. (I'm expecting more out of the females with this one). - - - - - 2:85) melissa marie (suprnaut) 26-DEC-94 13:52 i'll take the sex thanks. talk shows are EVIL! - - - - - 2:86) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 26-DEC-94 22:22 Heh! Why am I not surprised? - - - - - 2:87) sez me (kate) 27-DEC-94 15:34 I'd take just about anything over having to be on a talk show, yes. - - - - - 2:88) melissa marie (suprnaut) 27-DEC-94 21:19 really hot sex with a complete array of kama sutra products on hand, or a heavy make-out session on a moonlit balcony with bryan ferry serenading the two of you -- live? - - - - - 2:89) Mr. Ditka's ignorant slut (bcj) 27-DEC-94 22:24 Bryan Ferry would be way too much pressure! - - - - - 2:90) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 28-DEC-94 1:05 Kama Sutra. - - - - - 2:91) Gravity Girl (holly) 29-DEC-94 0:16 Kama Sutr - - - - - 2:92) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-DEC-94 0:26 i'd pass on both and take bryan ferry! (heh!) - - - - - 2:93) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 16:23 Kama Sutra. - - - - - 2:94) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 16:24 Great sex or great love? - - - - - 2:95) melissa marie (suprnaut) 08-FEB-95 17:49 awwww!!! no fair, no fair, no fair! but if i have to choose ... i'll take the love, hold the mind games and insincere flattery. - - - - - 2:96) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 19:52 Exactly. Me too. Now that I'm single, some of my male friends want me to be, how shall I say, a bit wilder...so that they might live thru my exploits. I told them that I'd prefer having the emotional and no physical over the opposite. - - - - - 2:97) Nina Berg (shadith) 20-MAR-95 11:11 Great love. - - - - - 2:98) melissa marie (suprnaut) 21-MAR-95 2:39 okay, i'll liven up this joint: mediocre sex when you're plumb worn out from a highly-streesful day at work, or an hour-long massage? - - - - - 2:99) Pandemonium (ascher) 21-MAR-95 9:38 No contest... massage. "Good sex is great, and bad sex is still pretty good." -Charlie Brown - - - - - 2:100) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 21-MAR-95 16:05 massage..if it leads up to s*x...:) and I wanna know when CB said that... - - - - - 2:101) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 22-MAR-95 1:47 Massage...however I wouldn't rule out sex afterward...... - - - - - 2:102) NS (nukem) 22-MAR-95 1:54 getting my back stroked (not necessarily massaged), which after we`re relaxed might just might end up in the first ;-) with we I didn't mean the pluralis majestatis, but my partner (female) and me. - - - - - 2:103) Nina Berg (shadith) 22-MAR-95 8:19 Massage. An all-night session of terrific sex or concert tickets for the band you've always wanted to see live? - - - - - 2:104) Onward to the Spring web site (terry) 22-MAR-95 10:10 An all nighter and I'll go out and buy the bands cd to play all night. And the great massage. Or better, yet a great massage followed by an all night. Can you have your cake and eat it too? I'd have to reconsider if it was a Taj Mahal or Steve Winwood concert. Here's one. Admission to the Beatles one-time-only comeback concert or 30 days of sex in a row. - - - - - 2:105) Nina Berg (shadith) 22-MAR-95 10:57 Oooh, that's a toughie. Well, providing they brought John back from the afterlife for it, the Beatles and maybe some sex after the concert. - - - - - 2:106) Onward to the Spring web site (terry) 22-MAR-95 14:18 Was that a vague enought proposition for you? - - - - - 2:107) melissa marie (suprnaut) 23-MAR-95 2:41 um, none of the above. i don't like the beatles, and 30 days of sex sounds a bit painful (that is, after the first four or five days ...) - - - - - 2:108) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 23-MAR-95 18:07 The Beatles. No question. Specially if I can meet them afterwards. Somewhere in the Beatles item in music I've outlined my Beatles fantasy. - - - - - 2:109) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 24-MAR-95 15:31 The Beetles. Especially if the concert starts some form of 60's revival. The sex can come later... - - - - - 2:110) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 24-MAR-95 18:55 ....or hmm...cheesecake? - - - - - 2:111) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 28-MAR-95 12:39 Jan: Cheesecake or sex? Cheesecake or sex? hmmmmm.... Dammit, why can't I bake my cake and eat it too.....among other things... - - - - - 2:112) melissa marie (suprnaut) 28-MAR-95 15:56 sex and cheesecake are the same thing, imho! - - - - - 2:113) NS (nukem) 29-MAR-95 7:03 warm Apfelstrudel with Vanilla Ice cream (Haagen Daaz) now here is something I would really take time to think about ... hmmmmm well I guess it depends if spring breaks out soon or not we just got 5 cm snow ... - - - - - 2:114) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 05-APR-95 14:22 Melissa: Although I love it, I just don't *get* climaxes off of eating cheesecake, dammit! (If you do, I'm envious!) - - - - - 2:115) melissa marie (suprnaut) 10-APR-95 1:14 oral climaxes, yes, if you believe in such a thing. - - - - - 2:116) Robin Sease (bennett) 06-MAY-95 10:53 A friend of mine used to call Dove Bars, frozen orgasms. Just thought i'd share. robin - - - - - 2:117) AND NOW? !lynx http://www.spring.com (terry) 06-MAY-95 22:57 Is this leading up to a choice, Dove Bar or ??? - - - - - 2:118) melissa marie (suprnaut) 16-MAY-95 1:32 a fat, juicy, slightly melted dove bar, or .... nope. there's no choice here! (ok, now fast forward to 1998)

Of everything I saw above, talking all night under the stars... Virginity back over back taxes, especially if I can retain the reasons why I want it back... What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? Ok, how about: Really incredible sex without any memories of it or a really incredible meal without any memories of it?

Maybe it's a woman thang, but I thought the point of really incredible sex was savoring the memory of it afterwards (for many years to come! I have some I'm counting on seeing me through when I'm in a nursing home!) I would never pick the meal; food is such a fleeting thing. I don't object to flavorful meal, but I truly regard food as sustenance. This keeps my attitude towards food healthy.

I didn't say it wasn't the point, I was just posing a what if... And, does that mean your attitude towards sex is unhealthy? Just curious...

gotta love those memories!!!

Hmmm, I guess my point is that the two are diametrically opposed: sex is enjoyable for the moment, but best savored over time; food is savored for the moment, but leaves no lasting impression. The company and conversation really make the meal (and the sex too!)

Ok, how about: one sexual fantasy fulfilled or a one hour, unlimited tab shopping spree at the store of your choice?

Oh the sex, shopping is such a bore.

I like you more and more, Autumn...

Really, Autumn's stock just shot up!

Ah, it's not the sex part--I've awakened the typical male response to shopping! Therein lies the high esteem...My sentiments are decidedly anti-genx about material things, I'm quite the minimalist, actually...

I don't mind shopping, when I have money...

you are the king? thought you were the gester *grin*

uhhh, make that jester *blush*

No problem, your highness, the upper class shouldn't have to worry themselves with frivolities such as spelling...Lowly tasks such as those should be left to us serfs...

hiya

Welcome Fran, first time poster?

Hiya, LushLips!

oh wer, your titles get more and more interesting! *grin*

Shall we? I'll meet you there...

k....

hey 13... *smile* alright, shopping is out. Can anyone think of ANYTHING better than great sex (as there are infinitely better things than bad sex) with a cherished one (souly OR superficially!) ??? C'mon Paul... seven unadulterated hours with a T-1 connection?? Autumn... bottomless supply of the darkest, richest chocolate??? --- nick, wolf and WER... I think I couldn't even come close to tempting you away from the pleasures of the flesh! (maybe tempt you WITH the pleasures of the flesh...)

Hey I get the T-1 all the time. Nothing new.

i dunno... it depends upon one's perspective, perhaps... and upon one's definitions... first, what exactly is a "cherished one"? ) (does this necessarily imply love?)... and second- not to sound like the attorneys of a certain cheap arkansas slut- but how does one define "sex"? (sigh) (i'm not making sense)... it's like... well, "consummation" (or self-abuse, for you ditto-heads) is great and all... but after awhile... well, you know what i mean... the lustre wears off, a little... unless it is accompanied by real depth of feeling, or love or whatever... otherwise, it's just another fun thing to do... like playing basketball, maybe... hmmm, it's like, basketball (when you're hitting, and everything's ON)... or run-of-the-mill sex... well, that's no contest, really (because the feeling of letting loose, and just turning 'round and heading upcourt 'cause you just KNOW... well, that's pretty damn sublime)... also, "goosebump moments"... moments where you feel "beauty", whatever the hell that really is, just wash over you or whatever... like reading the last few pages of "gatsby" or "you can't go home again"... hearing beethoven's ninth for the first time... reading yeats or auden or keats late at night, something you've read maybe a hundred times before, and suddenly, for no apparent reason, it becomes ALIVE to you, and you're like on fire from it, filled with the poet's intellectual energy and passion and euphoria... (hundreds of other things)... these are superior to "average" sex, too (must confess i've never experienced what i would term "bad" sex, though... perhaps that is a uniquely female phenomenon...though, um, not unique to any i personally "know"... let's be clear on that)... HOWEVER... if it is indeed experienced with one you love... yeah, you're right... nothing's close... that being said, though... indisputably (to me) the holiest aspect of it isn't really sex, per se, at all... it is the, uh, kiss... think the most sublime aspect of human experience (yes, even more sublime than a perfectly executed jump shot) is the act of kissing the woman (or person or whatever) that you love...

sure you could, Stacey, but I don't have the time to spare right now... besides, I thought chocolate was a pleasure of the flesh... sorry to kill the theory, Nick, but I have had bad sex and it is definitely not any fun... and, I think any touch at the appropriate time is as good as a kiss... (but then again maybe I'm just a considerate smoker...)

are you saying the fundamental things apply (as time goes by)?

sure, why not? (why do I smell a trap?)

lol... no trap... you know, dooley wilson... "casablanca"... ("a kiss is just a kiss/ a sigh is just a sigh/ the fundamental things apply"...etc...)

Gotta go take a nap... Ya'll have fun now, ya here...

lol... g'night, wer... (hope you get a day off soon)...

wishing everyone the luck o' the Irish! (some of you apparently already have it!) and nick, that was extrememly well stated.

Nick, it seemed to me that the those things you cited as superior to great sex were borne of an epiphany of sorts...not something you can control happening. I kind of looked at the question like something you could actively choose to do instead of sex (like eat bon-bons and drink espresso), that would have a predictable outcome (like a migraine). And by the way, I'd rather have a pap smear than bad sex.

Those could be considered synonymous, you know...

examples cited were compared to "run-of-the-mill" sex... i agree that sex with someone you love is the highest experience (with kissing stipulation duly noted)... am frankly curious re: notion of "bad sex"... from the perspective of a woman, perhaps i can understand... can envision certain scenarios where she might consider the experience "lacking" (so to speak)... for a guy, though, i don't really understand the idea of it... (being construed as "bad", i mean)... mediocre, lackluster, perfunctory, whatever, that i can imagine... seems like the elements required for the experience to be judged so by a man are so readily apparent (beforehand) as to preclude things altogether... (i mean, you don't have to sleep with cher if you don't really want to)...

Yeah, I didn't know guys could have bad sex either...

i guess it is a general consensus then -- no sex is better than bad sex!

Amen!

and great sex is better than most everything!

Amen!

Ok...really great, wondermous sex with someone new or really great, wondermous sex with someone you already know and are comfortable with?

(think a lie may be in order here)

(okay, then, answer this: what is the largest number of people it is comfortable to participate in group sex with?)

(ONE) (constitutionally unable to desire/comprehend more than one woman at a time... don't understand the attraction- can you?)

(think a lie may be in order here) (who said all of them had to be women?)

(ummm.....) (com-PLETELY dumbfounded)

*wide-eyed* I think i prefer those visuals to remain in fantasy land... (great sex with someone new is possible. on a different plane. the just physical. adds an element of excitment. but, i do prefer the extra strong accompanying emotional bonds)

It's a hard call, but I'll pick sex with someone I already know. But kissing someone new beats kissing the same-old same-old any day.

Well, then, pucker up!

Mmmmmmm...hey, I felt you slip me that tongue!

and I didn't notice you minding, either... (despite your words...)

hmmm, must've read my body language.....

Well, Stacey is an excellent instructor... I'd ask for a repeat performance, but I'm no longer a new person, huh?

Okay... shared masturbation or mutual masturbation?

Just curious, you know...

(*giggle*) Not sure I know the difference!

Want a demonstration or definitions?

If you have a scanner a demo will be fine! If not I'll settle for an explanation distinguishing between the two...

any short courses available in that subject? y'know the hands on weekenders?

Yessum, but there are currently no on-site demos, although we are looking into that, so you'll just have to show up on campus if'n you want the quickie training... Anyway... Mutual: Masturbating one another Shared: Watching one another masturbate So, unless you have a scanner also (got one this weekend, myself) the demo would be incomplete, ergo the above definitions. anything else anybody wanna know? Hmmm...

which do you prefer?

both are nice, I guess it depends on the other person and their relative skill, and their level of interest and/or preference...

(love the new name WER!)

Thanks, I guess?

okay, sex on top or sex on bottom?

sex or an hour with your favourite cuddly toy?

I thought those were synonymous...

Bottom. I'm lazy. No toys.

I know it's been done already, but i want to hear your views: Sex or a top-class meal with your best friend.

I thought those were synonymous...

ok, i wonder if there's anything i can post that won't elicit that response from WER? :)

I doubt it!! I'll take the dinner.

Sex or a squeeze of my green, three-eyed alien who goes "ooooooooooooooo" when you squeeze him. My mind is already made up, btw.

Aw, can't I do the second while doing the first? Hmm? Oh, puh-leeeze? (btw, you do know that those can be synonymous, don't you?)

aha, knew i'd find you somewhere *wink*

didn't know you wanted me THAT bad *wink-wink*

*LOL*

git :-)

Mike, the green alien thing is scaring me!

So, there ARE some things you won't do...

And, actually, Mike all of those are very dependant upon my frame of mind at the time. But, in general, I'd hafta say sex. Okay, extended or multiple orgasms?

never gone multiple. but i'm a guy. extended....that brings back memories. i remember a difficult in walking once.

guys can multiples... you with da wrong women... (exercise those pc's, baby!)

Here we go again--need clarification on extended vs. multiple. I am really getting the impression that I am sexually sheltered! That green alien thing went totally over my head!

Multiple--orgasms one after another, with very little or no time between Extended--continuous, really long orgasm (up to an hour at times) (btw, it's really fun from the guy's side to facillitate alternating those two types in the same "session"...)

Okay, how about educational sex or an informative day on the Spring?

aw man... let's go back to the orgasms! extended or multiple depends on which type of orgasm I'm having in the first place. There's the wave kind. You know, that super flushed hot warm feeling that washes over you and makes everything tingly but you never really lose control. There's the super shudder. Usually doesn't last as long as the wave. Stronger and shorter. And then there's the all out, out o control, don't stop and don't wake me up orgasm! Waves are usually extended (usually best right before bed!) I'd rather have multiples of the others though -- doesn't usually happen with the last one though 'cause all my energy is gone with the first one!

gee, Stacey, thanks for explaining all that *wink* God! That's the most sex education I've gotten in my whole life! *giggle*

Hey, I enjoyed it... Hang on, then, I'm sure there will be more to follow...

(done yet???)

virtual blushing from this direction ;) I think i'll leave further investigation into all that to some future wife :)

almost done now, Stacey...why for you ask? okay, sex one more time with the one you love or sex never again?

Hahaha!

am confused by that, wer.

One last time with your favored loved one and then never again or just never again...

ahh :)) How about this. Technolust: Sex or a 21" monitor?

It's not the size that counts...

oh but you should know, huh? what about if that's never happened?

Well, I have been told that alot... If what's never happened?

had sex with the one you love....and what about this, what if you only had sex with one person in your whole life?

You know what they say about guys with big monitors, Mike--they're overcompensating..... Wolf, interesting query! I think the question applies as long as you have been in love. You didn't ever have to have sex to find this quite a conundrum. I'd pick one more time (what have I got to lose?)