it has come to my attention that there are far too many "real" conversations occuring here in screwed. please be advised that this behavior will not be tolerated. suitable topics for discussion include: o goats o cheese o condoms o anal sex o unhygenic farm animals of all sorts o weasels o antidisestablishmentarianism o riette's panties o pubic hair and related genitalia o o your favorite genitals o things you have done with genitals o poop, caca, and wee-wee o men with large penises o women with large, bouncy, supple breasts swaying to and fro as you slowly.... ummm let's see... o Real Dolls o Terry's sex life o hemorroids o Ray's large, bouncy, supple breasts o public urination o private urination o education o defacation o enunciation o procrastination o hibernation o alienation o dehydration o rehydration o reclamation o declaration o potentiation o substantiation o privatization o insubordination o radiation o amortization o gyration o toast o mexican food o goats who eat mexican food on toast .... and other such important topics. thank you. please drive through.