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Serving Respect

topic 112 · 20 responses
~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (08:33) seed
For the purists...
~riette Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (09:19) #1
Okay, okay, so I didn't wash my knickers yesterday - no need to discriminate though!
~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (10:26) #2
Well, you know that they'll just make a richer stock that way!
~riette Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (12:34) #3
EUGH!!!! You've convinced me. I'll go do them now....
~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (12:44) #4
Throw in a couple of onions, a carrot, two ribs of celery, and any leftover salad greens you have lying around...
~PT Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (14:26) #5
And you'll carry that garden fresh smell with you wherever you go.
~riette Thu, Dec 17, 1998 (03:15) #6
No! I don't want my guinea-pigs nibbling my ar$e!
~PT Thu, Dec 17, 1998 (12:41) #7
Those must be some TALL guinea pigs. I don't think I'd want to meet one in a dark alley.
~riette Fri, Dec 18, 1998 (00:53) #8
They're not TALL!! They always take an afternoon nap with me, and that's how I meant it! If I had soup knickers on, they'd nibble my ar$e, and the last thing I need on this exterior of mine is a second butt crack!
~PT Fri, Dec 18, 1998 (11:47) #9
They'd probably just eat the knickers, and you'd wake up without them.
~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 19, 1998 (11:09) #10
like that's never happened to her before...
~riette Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (01:37) #11
In my experience the knicker do dissappear, while the bum gets nibbled; so, having the knickers nibbled, and the bum ignored would be rather unflattering!
~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:26) #12
How do you know that there wouldn't be further nibbling?
~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:19) #13
My bum is repulsive.
~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (15:28) #14
In who's eyes? If you were attracted to it, there might be a real problem.
~KitchenManager Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (23:56) #15
depends on how limber she is...
~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (03:45) #16
Limber enough to know how it looks!
~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:24) #17
Ah, but to be truely appreciated, art has to be viewed from some distance.
~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:24) #18
This ain't art we're talking about!!!
~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:24) #19
That depends on your point of view.
~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (01:13) #20
if you stand far enough away, everything is art!
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