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topic 124 · 40 responses
~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:09) seed
We dare ya!
~riette Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (15:57) #1
Oh, oh, I'm feeling brave tonight. Am I in? It's dark in here....
~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:46) #2
What a woman can get away with saying!! Oh well I am Here also.
~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:32) #3
Do you see little yellow eyes too?
~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:01) #4
I have not been looking for little yellow eyes. I'm more worried about the little red eyes.
~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (00:36) #5
iiiii iiiii
~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (04:03) #6
LOL!!
~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #7
Looks like we have to look out for both colors. I know what the little red eyes are. What are the little yellow eyes?
~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #8
bats?
~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #9
All the bats I've seen have red eyes. What kind have yellow ones?
~riette Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (07:18) #10
Yellow-eyed bats, of course.
~KitchenManager Wed, Mar 10, 1999 (23:10) #11
Not the topic you're looking for? You're under arrest for topic trespassing.
~aschuth Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (08:44) #12
Well, ol' mafioso, fine me. But help me out first, it's so cold and lonely here (*shudder*). Don't you ever heat this place? And there's these red and yellow dots... The standby lights of your VCR, Microwave, TV set and stereo? Too dark to tell...
~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (22:14) #13
Let There Be Light! (is it good?)
~aschuth Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (12:17) #14
(Oh. Yes. Well, it's - it's - it's a , ahem, nice place you got there, Wer. Who's your decorateur? Tell me, and I won't tell the others your little secret *sardonic smile*, ...)
~KitchenManager Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (23:10) #15
I've got so many little secrets that if only one or two get out, it's not gonna make much difference...
~aschuth Wed, Mar 24, 1999 (14:28) #16
(Hmh. Then I might as well keep mum about it. Say, what's that over there? Looks, ah, looks - well, sure looks like sumptin'!)
~KitchenManager Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (00:51) #17
~aschuth Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (12:13) #18
(Wow, that's neat! Say, where'd you get that treasure item? Might want to have one like that at home, too... You know, the girls...)
~KitchenManager Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (16:28) #19
(actually, I wish I knew the girls...or should that be understand the women?)
~aschuth Sat, Mar 27, 1999 (12:18) #20
(No no, not THOSE girls, just - does it really work on women as well as the guys say? Just curious, I mean, I get along ok and everything...) *blush*
~KitchenManager Sat, Mar 27, 1999 (13:07) #21
(as I understand it, the right jewels will work on most women...)
~aschuth Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (07:03) #22
(Oh, jewels is what you call 'em? But why don't you wear them? I don't think leaving them on the table like that would help any...)
~KitchenManager Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (22:13) #23
(depends on the women...)
~aschuth Wed, Mar 31, 1999 (01:54) #24
(maybe we should discuss this with some of the girls over there?) Ahem, hello, hello? Yes, erh, sorry to interrupt, but concerning the jewels of my friend here - would you be more interested in him if he wore them, or if he left them lying around like on the table over there? Ma'am?
~autumn Sun, Apr 4, 1999 (22:06) #25
What kind of jewels are we talkin' here?
~stacey Wed, Apr 7, 1999 (16:29) #26
Family treasures??
~aschuth Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:02) #27
(Uuh, Wer, think it's a good idea to keep 'em on the table? The girls come over - look at that one, that's the one who winked at you earlier!)
~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:08) #28
~aschuth Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:35) #29
(I'd never part with mine...)
~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (18:52) #30
(I like to share...I think everyone should get a chance to handle mine...)
~aschuth Fri, Apr 9, 1999 (08:52) #31
(Step back a bit, willya!)
~aschuth Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (12:51) #32
WHAZZAT! Wer, what'z witz ze lightz? Ant how come I suttenly hav zis German aczent? I nevver hat zis aczent before! Vot happenet?
~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:37) #33
my guess is the return of the Boer...
~aschuth Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (08:19) #34
Alzo, how kome I suttenly am tressed in camouflaged clothz? Whatz thze meaning of zis all? Ant how kome I suttenly know zo much apout phyzicz ant veel like I am very borink? Ver, help me pleeze!
~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (21:16) #35
the only way I know how to help out here would only enhance and expedite your changes until you get to be as boring as I am, and I don't think any of us want that, do we?
~riette Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (05:35) #36
Nou. D�fenitlee n�t. We ounlee want to bee �s t�ll �s dyou.
~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (23:29) #37
but, horizontally, you're probably taller than I am...
~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:09) #38
You sayin' I've got a big ar$e, Mister? Okay, okay, so you're right. Blame it on Mum's cooking.
~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:12) #39
~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:30) #40
Yes. Except you can probably blame it on your own cooking! Lucky thing! I have to wait a whole year to get fat on good food, rather than chocolate.
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