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fine personal lubricants

topic 132 · 12 responses
~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:24) seed
what keeps you slick?
~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:57) #1
Oil of a variety of types.
~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (23:01) #2
details, man, details...
~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:43) #3
Why would one need those?
~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:47) #4
They make things more interesting. Make things slide easier. For one, Hawaiian Tropic Dark tanning oil works pretty good.
~CotC Thu, Dec 31, 1998 (18:59) #5
Astro-Glide in the 34 oz. Party Pump; Snot; Jizm; Olive Oil; BuckScent; Spit; Graphite (you never specified what we were lubricating); Petro-Gel; Butter; the grease from the side of your nose; or you could just pick the scabs and let the pus run...
~riette Sat, Jan 2, 1999 (00:40) #6
I usually pick the puss and let the scabs run.
~stacey Wed, Jan 6, 1999 (21:05) #7
that is beyond the call of duty, I'm sure! *GROSS*
~PT Thu, Jan 7, 1999 (03:39) #8
Whatever floats your boat
~KitchenManager Thu, Jan 7, 1999 (10:43) #9
more like whatever keeps engine runnin'
~riette Sat, Jan 9, 1999 (13:31) #10
Actually I do it for fun.
~PT Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (15:32) #11
Do what for fun? Keep the engine running? Or lubricate?
~KitchenManager Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (21:12) #12
sure, why not?
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