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~wer Sun, Jan 10, 1999 (02:14) seed

and with 0 grams of fat!

~PT Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (18:27) #1

It sounds good anyway.

~KitchenManager Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (21:17) #2

unless, of course, the topic title is in reference to unwashed undies...

~PT Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (14:44) #3

Maybe they're edible.

~KitchenManager Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (15:10) #4

especially when they've become CrispyCrunchyTenderFlaky...

~PT Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (15:40) #5

Snap, Crackle, Pop......

~riette Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (14:51) #6

melt

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (23:31) #7

and, apparently, runny...

~stacey Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (00:24) #8

*gag*

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:18) #9

*chortle*

~riette Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:40) #10

�guffaw�

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:43) #11

Hey, baby, what's a preposterous chick like you doing in a topic like this?

~riette Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (01:43) #12

OH! Sorry! I thought this was the TheToughStickyChewyLittleBuggerTopic! I'll just go now, okay? �tip toeing out of the topic�

~KitchenManager Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (22:14) #13

not until you show us what you're hiding under the overcoat! *slams door*

~riette Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (01:10) #14

�biting my nails� Nothing.....nothing much.....just a little fake object of no importance whatsoever. �anxiously looking for way out�

~PT Wed, Jan 20, 1999 (20:35) #15

Chewey?

~KitchenManager Wed, Jan 20, 1999 (22:25) #16

Not today, I'm not. How about yourself?

~stacey Sun, Jan 24, 1999 (19:43) #17

Flaky.

~riette Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (01:23) #18

Same here. Time for a hair wash, I think....

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (02:03) #19

all of it, are just what's visible?

~riette Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (01:47) #20

One has to WASH those???

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (13:04) #21

nope, thus my question...

~riette Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (01:24) #22

In that case I don't have to worry - I only have to wash my buttock hair! You know, there is a new Afrikaner pop group now, and their music is totally vulgar (which is about the only music one can make with a language as earthy as that). It is mind bogglingly funny and my favourite title from their 1st album is: 'An ar$ehole without hair isn't an ar$ehole at all.'

~KitchenManager Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (22:16) #23

sounds like a new topic to me...

~riette Tue, Feb 2, 1999 (01:41) #24

ha-ha!!!

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