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yet another topic to mock riette

topic 48 · 64 responses
~ratthing Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:04) seed
she's definitely NOT unattractive, definitely a babe, but we mock her nonetheless!!!!!!!!!!!!
~KitchenManager Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:19) #1
and/or allthemore...
~terry Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:27) #2
Another one, good grief!
~riette Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (01:58) #3
Must be strong, must be brave, I can take this like the man I really am....
~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (07:34) #4
now, I know I'm in lust...
~ratthing Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (09:23) #5
i passed the point of lust with riette a while ago, but it's fun going back!
~riette Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (05:33) #6
You mean you got bored???? �growl�
~ratthing Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (08:41) #7
no not bored. in love!!!!
~riette Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (09:39) #8
Mock mock mock, that's all you ever do! �smooch�
~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (18:02) #9
nope, I put out, too... (not to mention all the fantasizing!)
~riette Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (01:18) #10
I'll be sure to include a clip of ma manhood on the video then...
~CotC Mon, Nov 2, 1998 (11:20) #11
Ooh, now there are a few spontaneous visuals! Do we mean some footage, an actual little clipped-off piece, or what? Or am I being too flattering by referring to "foot"age? :-}. Or do we mean pictures of Ma Manhood, Pa Manhood, and all the Little Manhoods?
~riette Tue, Nov 3, 1998 (01:07) #12
ha-ha! I meant footage that will reveal my true sex...
~KitchenManager Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (00:26) #13
all seven of them...
~riette Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (03:35) #14
Flatterer!
~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (22:52) #15
Maybe we can hook that footage up to do a live feed on the website.
~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:31) #16
You'll need 3-d glasses though - and a psychotherapist's support for the gruesome sight!
~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (06:10) #17
I always liked 3-d glasses, they make things seem so close you can touch them.
~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (01:58) #18
Cheeky man!
~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (03:36) #19
So far, I'm just agreeing with you. Still it would be rather nostalgic, I haven't used 3-d glasses since grade school. Now, you need two video cameras, splice the feed from the two onto one channel of the same deck...
~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:20) #20
Oh dear....you think you could drive yourself over here, and help me???
~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:13) #21
Sure, why not? Now what did I do with that amphibious vehicle...... I seem to recall having an amphicar around somewhere. Then I got to get a large U=Haul for the fuel... No gas stations in the ocean...
~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:35) #22
Oh, surely you'll run into a sunk oil tanker or two. The very trip will be a constant refuel!
~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (03:05) #23
I never thought of that, but it is entirely possible that there is a tanker or two sunk out there. It'd be my luck to miss them all.
~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:15) #24
You don't seem the type of person who is plagued by bad luck, so I'm staying hopeful.
~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (11:06) #25
You are right. I'm the kind of person that relies on luck just a little to much. Sometimes that has gotten me into trouble. I have the attitude that as long as I stay positive, positive things happen. So far, I've been right. It's just that sometimes, it takes a little long for the positive to overcome the negative. Like the time several friends and myself decided to camp out in Death Valley in August. We were using air stills for water. We hit a point where, for a four day stretch, the nighttime humidity was too low for our stills to produce enough water for much activity the next day. So we had to lay low for days on end. But we came out alright. We were in the military then. Had we been civilians, we'd have gone to jail when we came out. Death Valley is closed in August. because of the extreme heat. Daytime temperatures can hit 135 degrees F.
~ratthing Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (15:33) #26
thinking positive thoughts *does* bring about positive things. it took me a very long time to learn that, but it is a truism that i live by now.
~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (00:25) #27
By being Positive, even when you feel negative, you can make your negative feelings diminish, maybe even vanish.
~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:09) #28
Das Wort zum Samstag.
~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:09) #29
What does Samstag mean?
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:22) #30
Saturday.
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:43) #31
Ok, thank you, Riette. What to say next, I have no idea.
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:11) #32
Say something to mock me.
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:49) #33
Well, That is difficult just now. However I am wondering. What did you do on Sunday, Riette?
~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:56) #34
Oh, because I didn't come here? I thought you didn't even notice. Booh-hoo! Alright, alright, I'll stop moaning, and tell you: I did bugger all! ha-ha! Absolutely nothing! I watched a Disney movie (Robin Hood) with my girls, and the rest of the day I ate and ate and ate, played with them, and, oh, yes, I started work on my new picture, so I wasn't completely decadent!
~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:24) #35
How could you think, for one minute, Riette, That I would not notice. I talk to you more than ten times as much as I talk to anyone else. How could I possibly not miss you? Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed the day. I did too. I went to church in the morning and then went to Laura's place, and she BBQed some chicken.
~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:23) #36
You do? You DID? I'm so glad. Can I ask you something about Laura over e-mail?
~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:17) #37
Absolutely, Riette. Akk anything you want.
~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:19) #38
Or, Riette, you could also ask. Sometimes I get a little brain-dead.
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:46) #39
ha-ha! AKK! I did - and hope you know you don't HAVE to answer it.
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:38) #40
Two things I never do, Riette: I never lie to my friends, and I never conceal anything from them either.
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (07:05) #41
And I don't want to prod and push to the point where you feel the need to run.
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:20) #42
From you Riette? I'd have to be completely out of my mind.
~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:45) #43
ha-ha! I thought you were anyway! (just kidding, really!)
~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:53) #44
Riette, you have a point there. However, I have to be a raving lunatic to run from you.
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:22) #45
ha-ha! I could always turn you into one - but you have to ask nicely!
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:25) #46
OOH!! Sounds like fun, Riette!!! Can I?
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:25) #47
Oh, alright, just this once. Come a little closer.
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:30) #48
That's great, Riette, Doing it from a distance was getting a little rough.
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:21) #49
Far too rough. I'll be very tender now, I promise. Do you like it when I do this? And THIS? How about....stop that, Tim!
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:28) #50
Oh Riette, Do I have to?
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:01) #51
Not really; you know how sometimes when you say stop you really mean, don't stop. Especially when you do THAT! �shriek�
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:25) #52
Oh OK riette!! Once more from the top then??
~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:17) #53
�giggling uncontrollably� Anywhere you like!
~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:27) #54
Oh good, Riette, let's go at random then.
~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:54) #55
Sure, Tim - how does that work?
~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:58) #56
OK Riette, Here goes, start in one place, then somewhere completely different. Repeat.
~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:28) #57
How many times?
~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:33) #58
As often as you want, Riette!
~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:58) #59
And what would your girlfriend think about that, young man??? Do you want me to go strict on you???
~TIM Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (01:03) #60
Well Riette, whatever you think appropriate...
~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (00:29) #61
and if nothing is appropriate, just go ahead and get naked...
~riette Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (01:49) #62
I am naked. And even that isn't inappropriate, 'cos I just got up. Damn, why do I have to be so uncool??
~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (02:05) #63
certain parts of me are up now, as well... (no drafts?)
~riette Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (02:11) #64
ha-ha! And �pointing at it with my foot� the drafts are over there....!
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