the inner sanctum of wer

~ratthing Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (12:45) seed

enter that strange space that is.... ...wer...

~wer Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (12:54) #1

think it should read the inner haunted house of wer...

~ratthing Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (16:03) #2

or we could put a porno twist on it and call it Deep Inside Wer

~riette Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (16:07) #3

That would depend entirely on how deep a person is willing to go.

~KitchenManager Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:29) #4

yeah, how much of a man is you, ratthing?

~ratthing Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:51) #5

hung like a chimp

~KitchenManager Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (08:12) #6

and damned proud of it, I can see!

~KitchenManager Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (08:12) #7

(btw, do you have a prehensile tail as well?)

~ratthing Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (08:20) #8

oh don't you wish!

~KitchenManager Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (08:51) #9

you know dat's right!

~riette Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (09:42) #10

any visuals available?

~wolf Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (12:02) #11

no, let's not go there!

~riette Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (13:20) #12

Yes, let's stay here where it's relatively safe!

~CotC Mon, Nov 2, 1998 (12:02) #13

No prehensile tail, but I can milk cows with my inner sphinctum. Does that get me any points?

~riette Tue, Nov 3, 1998 (01:10) #14

Your inner sphinctum??? �rotflmao!!!� And whether you get any points depends on whether you can give us a good description of that mysterious inner organ of yours!

~CotC Thu, Nov 5, 1998 (12:51) #15

Well, it has four separate chambers, much like the stomach[s] of a ruminant. Also like a ruminant, it frequently gags what it has swallowed back up in order to chew on it some more while it relaxes in the sun...

~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (03:19) #16

It that case only one question remains unanswered: can your inner sphinctum mate?

~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:09) #17

If that's a proposition, my answer is "Yes, yes, Oh my captain, YES!"

~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:26) #18

Sjjj, my inner shlibilum is trying to say something. Listen listen - did you hear that? It said, 'Take me, baby, make me hit the cabin door!'

~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:33) #19

If you can still hit the cabin door at your age -- I LOVE YOU! Will you marry me? (for a few hours, anyway...)

~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:46) #20

Okay sure - shall we have a messy divorce by 14:00 this afternoon, do you think? My ground for divorce will be that you call me old. Yours?

~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (11:49) #21

Exactly where did I call you old? I merely said "at your age"... My grounds? I dunno. Maybe that you destroyed my favorite cabin door?

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (12:19) #22

How much life is left? What would repair cost?

~CotC Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (08:53) #23

Not nearly enough. Much more than it would be worth.

~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (23:48) #24

Paint a target on the door and let her use it for target practice.

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:32) #25

�eagerly constructing a slingshot�

~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (06:12) #26

An old bra works really well for the cup and elastic.

~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (01:59) #27

Not my old bras! They self-destruct!

~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (03:39) #28

You ought to buy new ones more often. Just treat yourself to a clothing shopping spree once a month or so.

~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:21) #29

I don't like buying new clothes or sexy underwear - they tickle! See, I told you I was a frump!

~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:17) #30

If you don't buy underwear, that can get to be pretty sexy in itself. The only thing sexier than sexy underwear is no underwear.

~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:36) #31

In my case, the only thing BAGGIER than sexy underwear is no underwear!

~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (03:08) #32

O K... I give up how does wearing no underwear increase the volume of your clothes.

~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:16) #33

Not the volume of my clothes, but the earth's gravity!

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (06:09) #34

If the earth's gravity is affected when you wear no underwear, you must be REALLY sexy!!!!

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:23) #35

NO, no no! You misunderstand me on purpose, don't you?? The earth's gravity is what makes all of me head SOUTH the minute I undress! Now you have no excuse to misunderstand me! Don't say it's a bad joke either, because it's funny, and you know it!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:48) #36

Is very good joke, Here we use north and south to describe front and rear. you just said that everything heads for the rear the minute you undress. I know what you meant, but the picture of what you said is hillarious.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:12) #37

HA-HA!!! I didn't know that!!! I'm thinking inverted nipples here!

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:13) #38

Holes in places you wouldn't believe!!!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:51) #39

That is pretty much what I was thinking!! migratory body parts!!!HA HA HA Is Good.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:58) #40

So now you hopefully know that it would be no good playing strip poker with me, young man!

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:27) #41

IT could be very educational, Riette. I have never witnessed anything of the sort, before. Migratory body parts!! HMMM.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:24) #42

Depends on WHERE they migrate! I have no control over it, you see.

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:21) #43

OH WHAT FUN, RIETTE!!! No control over where they go eh? That makes for some interesting possibilities.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:47) #44

Such as?

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:40) #45

For example: Riette think of the possibilities if a certain orifice was on the bottom of your left foot.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (07:07) #46

Oh my goodness! How very erotic!

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:21) #47

My point exactly, Riette! Just think of the range of motion.

~KitchenManager Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (23:05) #48

and be afraid be very afraid

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (00:25) #49

Some people carry this paranoia bit a little too far.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:46) #50

I like being afraid even very afraid! It's so exciting!

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:54) #51

OK, Riette, we'll have to rent a good horror movie.

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (14:23) #52

May I suggest "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:28) #53

Only if you're going to join us to watch it, Wer!!!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:32) #54

Good one, Riette, I don't think that movie exists.

~ratthing Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (16:02) #55

actually it does, and it is pretty hilarious/

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (18:29) #56

Hilarious Huh? We were looking for a horror movie. Horror as in scary. Not comedy as in hilarious. However, should anyone have a suggestion for a good HORROR movie as in SCARY we're interested.

~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:23) #57

Then we should go for something psychological - those are much scarier than the gore and blood things; those make me laugh too. Something in the line of 'Misery' - that scared me to bits. But I don't know movies so well, so you guys are going to have to come up with something good. I'll just have to trust you....

~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:30) #58

Oh I think that we will come up with something, Riette!

~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:00) #59

Good. And it has to be really dark and scary when we watch it.

~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:27) #60

Well let's see dark and scary. Riette, that is just the right kind of year for the proper weather.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:18) #61

Yes? Will the weather be dark and scary too?

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:28) #62

I hope so Riette. It gives the proper atmosphere!

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:55) #63

But I'll be so scared!

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:00) #64

Riette, that is the general idea.

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:29) #65

It is?? But who will protect me?

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:34) #66

I Will, Riette!

~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:59) #67

Tim, I trust you about as much as a hungry lion begging me for a pat on the head! So,.....sure!

~TIM Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (01:06) #68

So, Riette, who says you can't trust a hungry lion? You know exactly what he'll do.