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how do you serve good pork butt?

topic 86 · 57 responses
~ratthing Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (15:28) seed
this is an eternal question that i shall ponder for a long time.
~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (16:16) #1
from left to right
~ratthing Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (17:34) #2
whatabout *bad* pork butt?
~KitchenManager Sat, Oct 17, 1998 (13:28) #3
well, that's an entirely different topic, now isn't it? first off, however, it helps to tenderize it...
~sonja Sat, Oct 17, 1998 (13:28) #4
yug!
~riette Sun, Oct 18, 1998 (01:42) #5
You MUST watch 'Cow and Chicken' with me tonight - then you'll understand.
~sonja Sun, Oct 18, 1998 (05:40) #6
No, we were going to watch the 3-d thing, remember?
~CotC Mon, Oct 26, 1998 (12:53) #7
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
~riette Sun, Nov 1, 1998 (01:04) #8
Whaa!! Stop, stop, it sounds far too delicious!
~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (12:08) #9
How do you pork a good servile butt?
~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (12:14) #10
With feeling...
~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (15:02) #11
And a shaved tongue.
~TIM Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (00:07) #12
Ever so gently.
~KitchenManager Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (23:41) #13
And with a catapult...
~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (06:33) #14
Open W I I I I D E ! ! !
~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (02:15) #15
Which part goes in first??
~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (04:16) #16
Whichever part gets there first. Just charge on in and let nature take it's course. That's the best way, I think. It works for me.
~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:34) #17
I'm not sure how nature is supposed to take its course between people and pork butts though...
~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:35) #18
Some things you just have to do, without thinking. If a centipede had to think about which foot to use next, it'd never get anywhere.
~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:37) #19
However, if you think about people and pork butts and nature taking it's course, some interesting possibilities come to mind...
~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:29) #20
I suppose you're right. After all, pork butts and people butts are, in principle, two very similar things...
~ratthing Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:39) #21
i believe that the post by riette above should be placed on the front page of either the spring or screwed!
~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (12:00) #22
I agree with Ray. Riette, you really outdid yourself here. WoW!! When you're good, you're really good.
~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (10:15) #23
And when she's bacon, she's better!
~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #24
Bite me!
~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #25
I suppose that should be upon your butt then, yes?
~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #26
I don't do that. No Way. Bite is definitely abuse.
~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (17:41) #27
Unless that was your way of saying, help yourself to the ham.
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:36) #28
Let me rephrase: Nibble me!
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (09:12) #29
OK, Riette, Anytime!
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:17) #30
ha-ha! And until then you can nibble my cheese and chocolates!
~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:18) #31
Which I'm sure, tastes better!
~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:36) #32
Different, but not necessarily better. Given a choice I'll do both.
~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:15) #33
Wouldn't you just?! I mean, after all, nothing beats a good pork butt! ha-ha - sorry, I coudn't resist that one!
~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:55) #34
When you get here, I will introduce you to Smithfield Ham. The best Butt around
~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:37) #35
Good! I love sinking my teeth into a good butt.
~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:52) #36
All Right then Riette. I shall have to supply you with a butt that you can really sink your teeth into.
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:04) #37
You don't have to go to a shop for that....
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (03:04) #38
Of course not, Riette, and the other is more fun too!! Such a deal!!!!!
~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (07:19) #39
ha-ha! Wicked! 'Hi, honey - yeah, dinner was good; what I had? Butt. People butt. Yeah, with Slut Sauce...'
~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:34) #40
Yum Yum Riette!! You are making my mouth water just thinking of that.
~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (02:04) #41
Expensive slut sauce, of course!
~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (02:11) #42
Grade AAAAA the very best.
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:33) #43
ha-ha!!! PICKY!!
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:35) #44
The Best Merits the Best, Riette!!!
~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:45) #45
And so modest too!
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (18:44) #46
I was talking about you, Riette.
~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (18:47) #47
And if you can figure out what I'm talking about, Riette, you are better at this than I am.
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:34) #48
I don't have a clue anymore - not a clue in the world! ha-ha!
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:41) #49
My thoughts exactly, Riette, Took the words right out of my mouth.
~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:50) #50
With my hand, or with my mouth?
~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:10) #51
Your mouth Riette, definitely!
~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:24) #52
That's it, you're asking for it! �flicking tongue vulgarly!!!!�
~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:36) #53
Shamelessly, Riette
~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:02) #54
I was just practising how to lick my pork butt.
~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:15) #55
Riette, Am I supposed to believe that?
~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:37) #56
If you want!
~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:46) #57
OK Riette, since you never lie, I'll believe It.
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