Well, I might, as one of the day's posters. But as a theme, no I can't. Kathryn, what say you, in your professional capacity (English teacher)? ;-)

Yes, I see what your saying Karen, but couldn't 'throw him a line' be interpruted in many different ways? ;-)

Yes, and it will. But this shouldn't stop you from using that 'line' in your messages.

Actually, I'm also not joining the conga line and I didn't find it made much sense either.

In this usage, the colon indicates a list or related item(s) to the words preceding it, which the "line" phrase does not, but, 100 years from now, who'll care anyway? ;-)

Hmmmm, to conga or not to conga:that is the question.

...Whether 'tis nobler in the feet to suffer the corns and bunions of outrageous congas...;-)

And all for the firth prize. ;-)

Janet, this is the quick way in. Might as well keep posting here for the next week. Actually just checked out how we got to What this girl wants. Hey ho...the halcyon days of 2003. But I get the point.

With Karen's help. I've finally managed to join the pre-party!

(Kathryn) Re: new idea's for the birthday theme. As I've already worked up something based on the previous choice (and others may have, too), I hope it will be okay just to stay with that. I get the message. Boy, it is really tempting to change the theme now but I understand. "Camp Collywobbles (no missionaries need apply)" would've been my choice. ;-)

"Camp Collywobbles (no missionaries need apply)" A wooded retreat for women who have fallen ass over tits for Frothy. ;-)

A wooded retreat for women who have fallen ass over tits for Frothy. ;-) I need to take a toke and think on it... but I believe the expression is 'ass over tit', in the singular. Am clueless why?

Like, wow, maybe you're right. Far out . . .

LOL, the new theme does sound funny and RE's memoirs or Colin have have supplied me with some much needed fodder ;-) How about the two themes be somehow blended together? that way those whom have prepared their posts need not re-work them or can adjust, but this way it suits those whom would prefer the new theme. First thing that comes into my head is 'Collywobbles, camps the pot, but What does This Girl Want?'

What Does This Girl Want? To Go to Camp Collywobbles!

Is this birthday party going public? What This Girl Wants is general enough to allow anything really but if I had planned something specific along those lines I wouldn't want the theme to change now. But for the sake of making the theme more contemporary for the visitors, maybe you could do a Welcome to Camp Collywobbles come inside and find out What This Girl Wants.Or something. Think with all the latest news it will be a free for all anyway.... Does anyone in the UK remember which advert had it's tag line 'It's Frothy,Man'?

ROFLOL, Excellent, I love it :-) how about adding the Frothy part too ;-) Can't thank RE enough for this ;-) What Does This Girl Want? to Go to Camp Collywobbles and go and get Frothy!

LOL, Felicity, yes I remember 'It's Frothy Man', I can hear the advert in my head now. I believe it was by Cresta.

Am lovin the new ideas! LOL! I'm hoping the birthday party won't be public, as I'm working on stuff I don't want shared outside of here. Plus, I have a cyber stalker from my Bridget site, and I don't want him/her accessing my images and email.

LOL! I think if we all called him Frothy for this birthday, it might be fun. Happy birthday Frothy! I had not managed anything yet for the party, because of the Firth funk I was in. But now with Frothy, I'm a happy camper at Camp Collywobbles. ;-D

Excellent idea, Felicity! Welcome to Camp Collywobbles! Come Inside and Find Out What This Girl Wants Would this work for everyone who has already spent gazillion hours in preparation?

Karen that was very bold of you. ;-) (Lisa)I have a cyber stalker from my Bridget site, and I don't want him/her accessing my images and email. Really? Do tell. I look forward to your goodies on Sunday.

Karen has usually opened up the site for his birthday....you know, in case he wants to see what he's getting. ;-) I'm much more into this theme as well. Had nothing planned yet. Though I do plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend. ;-))

LOL, excellent idea, works for me and the best of both worlds :-)

Lisa, I'll email you. But yes, I was definitely planning on opening it up to the public again.

Yup, I can definitely handle the change. Just a few minor adjustments to one post, and lots of smug Frothy ideas for the rest. LOL, who knew? Ah yes, the Boss wasn't in management for nothin;-)

Karen, I'm not sure how many posts are used on his bday, but maybe, you should start a new one on that day, to link to the site, that way there is not risk of an interuption. The remaining posts in this topic can be used for future plannings.

Only a couple hundred, but I'll see if it is necessary.

I'm fine with the new theme title. I have some time to work on a few variations with what I have. :-)

(Dorine) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend I don't blame you! Plenty here to hold the virtual fort. Good luck with the real thing.

(Dorine) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend Go, Dorine! Given the neighborhood of the recent sightings, a stroll by that hotel that houses Russell Crowe's projectile telephones is in order.;-)

(Me) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend As does every Firth fan within a 50 miles radius, to the same hotel. ;-)

(Felicity) Plenty here to hold the virtual fort. Good luck with the real thing. I'll take my "baby" laptop with wireless with me so I can join along when I can. ;-) Hey, and if I get lucky, he'll be able to join too, if he doesn't have a computer handy. ;-D

Hey, Moon is all concerned about this topic not having enough messages for this year's birthday party and...

And we�ve invited the Demissionator (aka Rupert) to make sure that Frothy has the time of his life at this year�s party. Not that the Ladies of Drool need any help telling the Birthday Boy what position they like or what position they�d like him to take...er, on any number of geopolitical, social and career issues. Get yourself some liquid refreshment of choice, lots and lots of munchies, and light up! Cause this party is going to be, like man, the coolest yet!

I'd like to be the first to wish Colin a very happy 46th birthday. -I must learn how to post pics and graphics for next year:-(( When Colin has finished all his upcoming projects, I'd like to suggest a wonderful, relaxing holiday destination for him. - The tiny Greek island of Ericousa, just off the coast of Corfu, where a certain plant grows widely among the hedgerows!

Got Pot? Actor Colin Firth. Rupe's cannabis products Camp Collywobbles.org Happy Birthday, Frothy!

But, Colin, I thought we were going to Hollywood so you could meet with some important directors and get better scripts?

ROTF Karen and Lisa!! Colin, just a simple Happy 46th from me at the moment. Prezzies soon to come!

Happy Birthday Frothy! You knew I would be making your birthday bash this year, old boy. I also brought a little stash just for you Do pass it around, Collywobbles, don�t get caught holding it too long, remember what happened the last time?

Welcome to Camp Collywobbles, Frothy, and your own palatial cabin! You'll have privacy to indulge in some activities that should relax you, even if you do become a bit giggly, but you'll also have time to work on forcing open that jammed window of opportunity. How can it be done, you ask? Simple! Just apply What This Girl Wants to your career goals and standards. WHAT--Working Habitually At Theatres. It's been a L-O-N-G time since you were on stage, and I'd like the opportunity of seeing you in a live performance before my and completely fail to function. THIS--Trying Hollywood, Insuring Screens. Why not meet the in Hollywood and audition for a big-budget project with a big-name studio that will actually promote your picture? GIRL--Get Interested in R-rated Labels. Nothing wrong with showing skin when you have a tantalizing physique like yours. I'd like to feel some scorching again when watching you in a love scene. (Please note, contrary to RE's statement, Frothy's non-missionary positions. ) WANTS--World-wide Acknowledgement Noting Talents & Skills The Darcys may have been both blessings and banes for you, but look at the recognition you received. A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but little name recognition for an actor is a dangerous thing, especially one as talented as you. What this girl wants, besides some of this for herself, is for you to do quality work in films, TV, and theatre that will garner that recognition for you and your talents. Oh, what the hell. You're talented AND gorgeous, and I'll be in the audience, watching whatever you do. "Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROTHY! Thanks to firthessence, firthissimo, firth.com, et. al.

Happy Birthday Frothy! Hey, I read Rupert�s book too. It�s a great day to be at Camp Collywobbles. It just so happens that, this girl, Moon, my good friend, has been after me to have you as a guest on my show. But as I have explained to her, you need to have a new movie or a popular TV show. Which brings me to her list, �what this girl wants�. You don�t want to find yourself on the dark side of the Moon, so just click on her name above and send her an email. Her ideas and advice you must hear. Plus, she can also suggest some fab CD�s for you. Ok, Moonerella, you take it from here. See you in LA.

I�m rolling them as quickly as I can! Happy Birthday Frothy! Enjoy, the party is just getting started. See you later alligator.

OMG, Kathryn! How risqu� for you! I imagine some eyes across the pond will pop out when they check in later. LOL!

From Evelyn, who couldn't be here today I organized a little party for you...here in Russia Now how�s about giving me a Caviar Role

I'd like to register now for Camp Collywobbles! This is the place to be with so many witty people. :-) What a great start to the party!

Happy birthday Colin Firth!

Blimey! Had a hard job tearing my eyes of Kathryn's post. UKcentric post alert: HELLO CAMPERS The New Entertainment team are here to keep you amused even if you don't want to be. Here the children are lining up to play 'Guess What's Under the Hat?' HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Original I know(was the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last year),but I thought the definitive version of Lemon Tree is on it so..... Oh and thank goodness Rupert Hector split the beans about your guilty secret. I've gone for the socks as well. Got to cover up those bunions.

Oh dear! Missing the end center tag, Felicity. Could you repost and I'll delete the above?

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Felicity, if I guess correctly for what's under the hat (and it's such a tall hat, isn't it?), do I get to see it? ;-)

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Love everyone's greetings thus far; I agree with Kathryn--wot a witty bunch! And Kathryn, how can anyone top yours? Amazing! Karen, am lovin' the camp! (In all senses of the word. :-)) Moon, so glad Craig came; he's my guilty pleasure! I've become one of his cheeky wee monkeys. ;-)

Lisa, my check is in the mail for your magazine! Now, this is what should be at my local newsstand. :-)

Egoyan tells of alien abductions! ROTFLOL! I think we've already seen the "shocking pics," haven't we? ;-) And the inevitable Colin Farrell mention. Lisa, that's brilliant! I want to subscribe too.

I have heard through the grapevine that Colinnnnnn may have made a few new friends.... Suppose that means they will need an invite and the proper party favors.... Suppose they'll get the munchies too so best to be prepared...... Party on Frothy !!!!

Dude, like there's this thing, this big thing, in front of my face. It's amazing, really! It's like something's grown out of my body. Whoa! That's so cool. Hungarian Translator (translated back to English): Mr Firth said that he always had an admiration for Mr Egoyan�s body of work but when they met face to face to work on this film, it grew even bigger.

What this girl wants is for Katie Couric to conduct a probing, memorable interview which finally will give Colin national exposure in the US. Erm, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..... Wait, Colon, go back! Oops, I mean Colin.... Oh well; nevermind! Hope you have a Happy Birthday!

Ok everyone, listen up, it�s time to meet the new Camp Counselor, Rupert! Hello happy Collywobbles campers! My name is Rupert and I want to make sure you brought essential supplies needed at camp. For those middle of the night trips to the outhouses, or to see your best friend in another cabin�. Cookies and marshmallows for roasting and just in case the munchies creep up, *cough* unexpectedly. Since this is the 21st century, you�d need one of these Rather than one of these, since you seem to get lost on the way to finding some interesting projects rather frequently of late. I�ll be back in a while so we can play some camp games!

What This Girl Wants - Any position.(still recovering from Kathryn's post) The 'Whoa! Hang on minute let me get Kev off me first' position The 'Didums hurt your handy wandy in the window?Full body hug position' The 'Can you stop thinking I'm drowning position' Also known as the wish fulfilment I'm small enough not to be seen position. And finally the 'Platonic chat, non-paternal cuddle in bed, you take your clothes off I'll keep mine on' position.

Rupert, what the hell was in that weed? Last night I dreamt I rolled one this big I saw myself in a brass bed on top of a bus. My feet were huge.

Uh oh! There's a missing tag in there somewhere. But I loved the "my feet were huge" bit, Linda! LOL!

Sorry to be sooooooooo late to the party and in my hurry to get here I've left behind the pressies!!Nevermind I can remember what I wrote on the label! "Happy birthday my dearest loveliest 'Frothy'....you are all this girl could want!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!

Happy Birthday, Colin! You are exactly "What This Girl Wants"

Happy Birthday Colin As an Actor I'm sure you will agree that all good camps enjoy a wide variety of light and 'in-tents'entertainment. Ive been dabbling with a little film production and editing of my own, using your work as my source material (Psstt, didn't think you would mind!) The following clips are mainly a collective example of 'What This Girl Wants' and has enjoyed from your many varied projects. Its a bit of fun, so stick around ;-) ********************************************************* Watch the Drama unfold ********************************************************* The Web Of Intrigue and Suspense! ********************************************************* Be Still My Beating Heart!! ********************************************************* In At The Deep End! ********************************************************* Uh Oh! Watch the joint, Collywobbles has gone potty ;-) ********************************************************* and when times get 'lean' there's always the 'Naked Truth' to fall back on!! ********************************************************* Before the end credits roll and on a personal note, a customised autograph is always a joy to behold! I would like to thank my friends (you know who you are) whom have assisted me in the making of this production, both with herbal and previews advice ;-) But, the person whom I would most like to thank is dear 'Frothy' Colin, for all the fun, thrills and spills your films and work bring to me :-) PS, Am still baking your cake and wrapping your present, so more to come later ;-)

LOL, this party is hoppin! The tributes are amazing. (Karen)Uh oh! There's a missing tag in there somewhere. Thanks, Boss. I forgot to be careful out there;-)

Great job, ladies! Love it Sue. Lisa, I want to subscribe too. Kathryn, you make me blush, LOL! Karen, the link is not set up on the cf site front page. Back to the camp. That last toke blew me away!

Happy Birthday Frothy! Come join the fun, have something to eat. We are rolling some of these too and both go divinely with Dom Cheers! Happy 46th! So what is going on with you Colin? You�ve made some strange choices lately. Getting to it, this girl wants to know where�s it at with you? And since I always bring the music to your party, Beck is here to sing for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bitu1PCvC_s Get to Hollywood, audition for the parts Hugh Jackman is getting, stop living in your own private Idaho as the B-52�s sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpOmwxeFseE That�s the only way you will get to roam around the world and get the worthwhile leads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIAGF1qaSB0&mode=related&search=

Brava, Sue!! Loved your clips. How you managed to put a J in his mouth and get it puffing...I'm in awe of your expertise. And your clipboard icons. Too funny! The Naked Truth and Water were favs.

what a sparkling dizzying head spinning start! just to name a few: lisalisalisa.... ok, now the drool franchise has newspapers (although doobious in quality) as well as toy factories and internet empires. tress is back ! yeeepee! rofffff dorine! is the gps supposed to help the poor guy find the proper position, er... sorry location ??? keep on rolling! (am still photoshopping like crazy and having trouble uploading stuff, but it should be ok in a mo'...)

What a fantastic presentation, Sue! Would you please arrange for me to get a special autograph, too? ;-)

Great post Sue..looking forward to more'pressies' later!

LOL, Karen, at tokin' granny! Felicity, love your discourse on positions. ;-) Do, LOL at the GPS for his career moves! Tress! So Glad to have you back! Cheech and Chong, indeed. ;-) And Sue, well done on the animations! I know those all took a lot of time to make, and you did a wonderul job! I haven't tried to make one since Colin's last BD, but your work is inspiring!

hahaha! hey sue, is it a best of the wobbly bits kind of thing ! brilliant!!!!! the more animatronicolins the better ! and look at him huffing and puffing his way throught he difficult bits of his choreography, ROTF!

Uh Oh, Im late joining in the fun as have had untold, numerous techie hitches here. Still, better late than never. Pass me some of that weed Colin ;-) ROFLOL, my sides ache from laughter. Karen - ROFLOL, love the intro. Kathryn - Well this lady the other side of the pond is laughing her a*se off at those **fanning herself** nakid pix. Good to see Colin's tantalizing physic is getting a good airing today ;-) Felicity - The Hi-de-hi is waaay too funny. Come on then, lets see whats under that hat ;-)) Lisa - ROFLOL, your Colin colonoscopy is hillarious. I Can't hardly type for laughing. Love the magazine too. Add my name to the subscripts list. Sophie - Hope your uploading problem is sorted now. Earlier I had untold problems with a host site. Thankfully my DH threw me a line to his small website. Back to icing Frothy's cake ;-)

I've been away for a while so I hope I get this right. I heard that this year's Birthday theme was "What This Girl Wants" I figured that Collywobbles and I have a few of things that we would BOTH want. Like world peace, no roaming charges, loooooong Italian vacations, coffee for everyone on the planet, a loo always close at hand and a few blunts (jussss keeding...about the coffee )...but it's not about what HE wants anymore! It's allllll about what I want...and I have a list. Hmmmm....let me think..... Okay, maybe I'll start with what this girl DOESN'T want. David Hasselhof, naked....and with puppies....don't want ! and......this "meat hat". Don't think it would look good with my party outfit (or any party outfit). I'll pass...thanks! And this guy.... Mr. Fitness Made Simple....he scares me...don't need him! And now...the things I would like, more specifically, What This Girl Wants from Mr. Firth. First, I'd like him to and then to and then I'd like to see his or his ... I can see Colin is a bit confused by my list.... I'll make it simple....Colin, what this girl wants is more of this (Cuz I can really get behind a cause that makes you wet! ): and some more of this (Snogging Colin Firth in the snow while wearing tiny knickers is probably as perfect as it gets�.well�.it could be more perfect if there were unicorns and a rainbow and maybe a few butterflies): Collywobbles I�ve made you some special brownies and I�m just waiting for them to cool down�.in the meantime�. ....I still want to see your

Hello hello wonderful ladies of Drool... Well it's been a year already (how time flies when you're high as a kite) but we haven't wasted our time here at Cryptic smoking exotic ciggies like we did two years ago. And, what a coincidence, we heard Mr. F. has just been caught red handed, that is, the hand in the stash box (so that should be "acapulco gold handed", mhhh that's a bit stretched, even for us). What a change from the sedate mundane bordeline depressed guy of last year! Is it the 46th hitting (no pun intended) my friend???? And WHOA WHOA WHOA! the party is already getting out of control! Naked butts here and there, and I'm not talking about no Advocate here miss Sue, no no no. Well, it seems to us the drool board as well as our dear boy need a serious kick in the backside, and a reality check, all for their own good of course. And since we're also in for a little money (as usual), let me do you the honor of our new product: a video game based on our actual accomodations here at Cryptic, where you've all just won a fantastic week-end (incl. transfers from the airport AND a free case of beer. We may be against drugs, but boy, how we drink): CRYPTIC Inc. presents welcome to camp collowi... calliwoo... oh *fuck it*! welcome to BOOT CAMP DROOL�, you pot-smoking no-good pinko scums ! Now you're going to suffer. No mercy. No more whining. No more fumbling for your words or fishing for a line. After a week with us, you'll be the toast of Hollywood. Our fine establishment has been welcoming patients, err... sorry, clients since 1854. Our motto: quit the trip & get a grip. Just check out our alumni books, that'll bring you down: Here is our first promotion, the class of 1854, but hey! what is this ???? what's going on in the ranks ! oh never mind... Just jump to 1914 will you ? But... What the... On this guy's knees, is this a...? Hrmpf! I thought the archives had been dusted but obviously.. Oh no, now it's the 1945 class ! Talk about a bad start.. Well I hope it won't have running away from BOOT CAMP DROOL� because we had a few things for you in mind. Now Mr. F., get ready, slip into something comfortable, go fetch yourself a beer, and we'll start the game at the first level.

Yippee! Cryptic's back, and the tears are rolling down this reader's cheeks. This is bound to distract me from what I'm working...but nevermind, we've got all day! welcome to BOOT CAMP DROOL�, you pot-smoking no-good pinko scums! LOL! Evelyn would love this. But pls amend: 'you pot-smoking no-good pinko scum who sit in first class on planes.' Our motto: quit the trip & get a grip. Ha! Tress, what's with the censorship? Have to agree with this: Cuz I can really get behind a cause that makes you wet! Truly a no-brainer. ;-)

Gather round my little Collywobbles. Time to play some games! First one is called... Who Me, Embarrassed? This is a fun �who is it?� game. Pass out sheets of paper and have everyone write down one embarrassing thing that has happened to them. Crumple it up and then collect them in a bowl or paper plate. Then go around in a circle one-by-one and have each person take a crumpled paper and read the embarrassing situation aloud. They can then try to guess who the person is. Ok, everyone done? I�ll pick the first one. *unfolds paper* Oh my, well you only had to write one, but here�s one with 4. Let�s see who this might be�.. ** I can�t do a viable American accent which limits the roles I can take in Hollywood. ** I seem to be attracted to directors and screenwriters with limited experience and potential for limited exposure to worldwide audiences, and to legendary directors who can�t get projects off the ground or seem to put them off indefinitely for other ones. ** I make little to no effort to court Hollywood, which negates the need for me to put effort into perfecting my American accent. ** Hugh Jackman seems to be getting all the roles I could be really good in because I�m just not *that* bankable (see # 1 and 3). Alright campers, time to guess who that might be�.Anyone? Anyone? Ok, that was fun, wasn�t it? Next, we�ll play that old standby�.. Truth or Dare Colin, how about you go first. And for you, we�ll do a Truth and Dare just to show everyone how to play and give all these girls what they want�..some insight into where your career might be going and why. Ok, Colin, first is Truth�.. Do you really have any significant professional ambition at all at this point or would you rather just fade into semi-obscurity, taking the kids to school everyday, lending your name and image to various ad campaigns for a variety of charitable organizations and acting in the occasional TV project or kiddie film (with or without epic scope)? And the dare�. I dare you to actively pursue significantly viable projects in Hollywood or elsewhere that put your considerable talents and appeal to their proper use before these lovely ladies� interest start drifting to someone like the guy who�s been heavily compared to you lately, Richard Armitage. He can brood with the best of 'em and wears a pretty mean cravat, too... or not Enough of the games. Time to get outside for some exercise! *fingers and toes crossed I transferred this all correctly*

CAMP COLLYWOBBLE RULES Pets allowed. Alcoholic beverages allowed. Smoking allowed. Please help in conserving water by not taking showers longer than five minutes, group showers are encouraged. Conserve energy by turning off lights, use candles. Swim attire is not required to and from the pools and hot tubs. Other Considerations: Please be careful with the high altitude (9000 feet). Do not overexert yourself and wear sun-block, as you may burn much more easily. Please ask our staff for other help in dealing with the altitude. Birthday parties allowed, no chaperones neccesary.

Time to take you higher, got the muchies? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnKmhOu0Gio

Found this older AP report of Katie Couric�s press conference for the Television Critics Association after it was announced she was taking over the CBS Evening News: PASADENA, Calif. - Katie Couric said Sunday she�s ready to take over a revamped �CBS Evening News� that aims for in-depth, nuanced coverage of world events � and more than ready to be the newscaster rather than the news. �I�m really excited, obviously, to get started, to stop talking about this and actually to start doing the job,� Couric said at a news conference. Couric and her new boss, CBS News and Sports president Sean McManus, sought to focus on the newscast itself without giving away too many specifics. She�s succeeding longtime anchor Dan Rather, who left last month. �It will be different, it will be new, it will be fresh and most of all it will be intelligent, it will be relevant and it will be transparent,� McManus said. When asked what changes she envisioned making to the program�s format, Couric replied that she would be bolstering the slate of roving reporters from which the Evening News draws. Her chief correspondent for in-depth looks at social issues is expected to be a future Nobel Prize candidate and sometime-when-he-feels-like-it actor Colin Firth. At one point, while questioning was under way, Couric bristled in her highly likeable way about some concerns over Mr Firth�s journalistic credentials. She replied that it should be evident to all that CBS needs more pretty faces on air during the news. �You wouldn�t want to look at Bono, would you?� is how she illustrated it for the press corps. Moreover, she alluded to a personal commitment made to an international philanthropic organization, which she referred to as the TTB, to keep the spotlight on meaningful issues. Couric then interrupted the press conference to ask whether her coffee was Fair Trade. One of her producers was subsequently sent out to Trader Joe�s to procure the right beans. Couric was also asked about another new initiative referred to as Firth Features and the rumor that Colin Firth might be chief correspondent of news aimed at children. She responded that her producers are working most vigorously in this growth area and expect the Saturday morning program to be on air once certain preproduction decisions have been made. Her creative team needs to determine the type of wig Firth will wear, the music and the garish color scheme for the sets. Chartreuse is a distinct possibility. Negotiations are under way to bring Thomas Sangster onboard to be the new Downing Street correspondent, as he�ll next play Tony Blair in a big-budget film in the development phase for Universal Pictures. Couric�s daughters are believed to be co-producing the Sangster segments. McManus urged patience for the new program, saying it would take time to evolve.

Tress, welcome back...and where are the X-rated pictures??? Sophie, I don't know it I could make it at your boot camp, but I'd sure try since there's one face I keep seeing there. Dorine, remind me never to play Truth or Dare with you! Karen, I know more is coming...can't wait. :-) Moon, your camp rules rule!

(Kathryn) Sophie, I don't know it I could make it at your boot camp, but I'd sure try since there's one face I keep seeing there. The little foliage on the bayonet was a lovely touch, if I do say so myself. ;-)

Now that I think about it, seems rather appropriate that Frothy is replacing Woody Harrelson in Then She Found Me. ;-)

You are a super SAGO in my book! Here's an oldie but goodie with a bit o' dark push thrown in for good measure.

Hey Frothy, heard it's your Birthday! 46... scary, eh? Just a little advice: Don't that joint, my friend, pass it over... or you might start keeping company with these guys: Then you will have run for office, or might even end up like this queen;-))(My personal favorite Candidate of the Year) This Girl Wants to see you on the silver screen frequently- NOT, the Evening News. Here's looking at you kid! Happy Birthday!

OMG, Peggy! Too funny! Is that the Kinkster? LOVE him. And Soph, glad to know Cryptic is still in business. ;-) That bootcamp looks scary! Can't wait to see what else you have up your talented sleeve. LOL, Do, at Truth or Dare. Hey, where's Mari?

(sung to Allan Sherman's "Hello Mudduh, Hello Faddah!") Hello Drooler, gobble, gobble. Here I am at Camp Collywobble. Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining. I went tripping with dear Rupert, But he left me as the culprit. I remember seeing boss-men, But I giggled so much, I really lost it then. All these Droolers love my wobblies, And the lake has naked bodies, And none here acts like a rector, So I happ'ly follow rules set by the camp director. Now I don't want this should cause fear, But my roommate has no stash here. It's not cool to act like a narky, So he's omitted from our late night toking party. Wait a minute, folks are smiling, And they all look so beguiling. Gee, it's fun here--I feel better, And I don't give a damn who may see this letter.

I just want to tell all how clever you are this year! My own thinking cap/ funny bone has been and still is on hiatus. Karen love the intro to 'Camp' and the map glad you didn't forget KumBaYa -D Lisa LOL.. I always thought AE looked like a miniature Vulcan or something sub- Atomic like a quark:-) Tress is back! Yea! Sue, my word, your skills are multiplying exponentially. I love your 'movies'. Sophie, Crypto est fantastique comme d'habitude. I know I've left some out, but I'll try to get back to the party later.

(Peggy) love the intro to 'Camp' and the map glad you didn't forget KumBaYa That and 'Toilet' were the two most important signs IMO. ;-) Gee, it's fun here--I feel better, And I don't give a damn who may see this letter. Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining Kathryn! I can't decide which set of couplets to have emblazoned on a T-shirt. ;-)

Oh, my Colin, I�ve just read Rupert�s book. I haven�t had on my show yet, but you prompt a top 10 list none the less. TOP TEN THINGS Girls want from Frothy 10. No more collaborations with Mark Evans 9. No more third leads 8. Knock the luuvy image down a few knots 7. No more films with Thomas Sangter 6. Get your booty to Hollywood and knock down some doors 5. No more screen kisses, get real (take notes from Sean Penn) 4. More interviews in Italian (love the hands) LOL! 3. More period films (they make you, they really make you) 2. HBO series 1. Lead roles