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Topic 6 · 14 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
I'll be right back...
~stacey #1
like the hip abduction machine in the fitness center... it takes me all the time. roughs me up and makes me sore.
~KitchenManager #2
kinda like, for me, trying to decide which response to make here?
~stacey #3
a struggle, eh?
~aschuth #4
Oh, a struggle! Come over everybody, they look like they finally slug it out! GO, KIDDIES! GO! (Not enough that Stacey had lately been abducted, and when she came to, she didn't understand the language of the people around her... and was in a beautiful castle... Pfffrt, I don't believe this Brandon-Story one second! Now we got proof! No more cover-ups! It's all here on the SPRING, for the world to see! THEY are among us!)
~KitchenManager #5
(THEY are us)
~KitchenManager #6
(and somebody help this place if Stacey and I ever slug it out on here...scary...)
~stacey #7
*laugh*
~stacey #8
Where'd everybody go??? Hello?? Hello???
~wolf #9
i'm still hanging around!
~stacey #10
Whew... I thought you were abducted with the rest!
~aschuth #11
No no, you alone were abducted! And to cover it up, they imprinted you with some fancy dream stuff extracted from your subconscious whatever-you-got-there-thingus. And then you woke up in a distant and strange place, and the first thing abductees typically say is "Yeeees?", so that's what you said to the next innocent bystander...
~stacey #12
*laugh* so it was all a farce??? How do you explain the ring?
~aschuth #13
Obvious: Tracking device. Just put something glitzy on a ring and they lose their wits... Works all the time...
~stacey #14
ahhh... *mesmerized* yessssss...
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