Raquel Maldonado

Got any pix, Ray Ray?

try this: "http://www.spring.net/~mikeg/raquel maldonado"

that didn't work, did it? :-) Let's try again http://www.spring.net/~mikeg/raquel.jpg

and here's another, the first one i saw of her, actually... http://www.spring.net/~ratthing/raquel.jpg

That's the kind of car I picture Terry driving. Or maybe Elvis.

i can see terry in a lowrider.

I don't know what that is.

that's a depression that's movin' along and can really shake ya up, and down....you can get pretty far down

a lowrider is the type of car in the picture autumn. basically you take a large car and put a hydraulic system on it that enables it to be lowered and raised. that way you can drive it really close to the ground ("low ride") and then raise it when you need to drive faster or go over bumps or railroad tracks. lowriders are also generally painted up real gaudy-like, and the interiors are generally also very plush and gaudy as well. lowriders are generally associated with mexicans, which is why i know and love them so. do a web search for "lowrider" or go to www.lowrider.com

Raquel has two in her big garage. But she lets me drive only one of them. At a time. My depression tends to double outa control. And she knows this. Raquel....she's incredibly understanding of me. I would wish her upon anybody. She really is good for you.

I'll have to go see her then - will she have anything to offer?

Don't you go lesbo on me now, girl!

Naw, she won't. Raquel and Sonja go out riding together alot. And you could have the whole backseat to yourself and just go out ridin' with 'em. You'll get a feeling for a REAL different ride pretty quick. That kinda thing would do anybody good. I mean it's a great offer.

How can I have the whole backseat if someone's riding me? I mean, I probably wouldn't mind you too much on my backseat, but there is NO way Ri�tte is riding me.

Mine was meant as, but it got goofed up in how I had it come out, but it was meant as: the first line was for you ("Naw she won't.") and the second line and all the rest was for Riette. So it'd be you and Raquel up front and the whole backseat would be owned by Riette. You knew that?---and so I'm just going too literal and slow on the take?

Don't worry, Jim, she's a quick learner. A tactful one too.

Oh, now I get it, Le Plep! LOL! What a picture for the imagination. But I must say, I don't normally let the sister get into that kind of position! The idea of her 'holding my reins', so to speak, is not a pretty one!

ha-ha!

ok, i gotta know now--exactly who is raquel?

I haven't got a clue either!

Nor me.

Add me to the legions of clueless.

well, then who the heck started this topic? or do i have to go out on the web and find pics of this person?

Wasn't it Ray?

yeah, and i found a pic at: http://www.raquelmaldonado.com

Jesus!

They're fake.

Jesus!

Not sure if they're fake or not, and ya can't find out on a computer screen ;-) So, what does this chick DO? Is she a model or an actress or a pin-up? Is she famous fron Lowrider magazine (since I read a post about lowriders above).

a model. go to the website.

If she ever had a baby, and breastfed it, people would go, 'Hey little one, you've got to suck, not BLOW!'

LOL! She must get alot of backache. I wonder how silicon looks under a scanner.

The sort of backache that would be fun to sooth, though - lots of lying down :-)

pooh! phew! yuk!

BZZZZZ! Sorry, wrong answer! The correct answer is: YUM! You don't collect top prize - sorry!

I'm so glad I'm not a man. I think I'd find it absolutely disgusting fiddling with a woman's titties.

how dare you say that, you, you, you, HETEROSEXUAL!!!

ha-ha!!!

Eeeeuw, what a thought!