Alternative Modelling Agency

Wolf, post your creations for us ordinary women!

already?

I don't get it. What is this topic about?

Not for weedy six footers! A topic for short fat ar$ed women like me!

and me, for real women, vogue model types need not apply!!!

Count me in - when I bend over I have to be real careful; airplanes have mistaken my arse for an airfield in the past....

LOL!!

ha-ha!!!

"Houston, are we clear to land? Over."

once heard a guy tell his wife when she was bent over in front of him, "Now I know why they call ya'll broads."

oh shut up Ree-head and wolf... EVERYONE here thinks you two are BEEEEEE -U- tiful and that's that! My mother always said (well not always, but I think she meant it), "If you've got it, flaunt it. And if yob don't got it, it's not important anyway." So go flaunt it Sisters!!!!!

whoa, Stacey puts her foot down and now all the cameras are clickin' I think I see some cool smiles comin' on too Wolf and Riette are flauntin' it that's a nice alternative those photographers are workin' fast they're movin' all around their subjects what angles!

See Riette! I told you to turn the light on the next time you looked in the mirror. Or, do you still think that our perception is off?

Reehead, wolf and Stacey. Babe Alert!

Baah! I don't wanna be a babe! I want to be cool and edgy like you!

Why not both, at the same time, if anyone could pull it off, you could.

and I wanna be mosaic-esque like Ree-head's paintings!

Why would you want that?

cause they're stunning!

Yes, they are, as are you, no doubt!

Look in her topic, Tim. Stacey is truly beautiful. So, what the heck are YOU doing in here, Stace???

Blah, blah, blah Ree-head.

flaunting it with you and Wolf, near as I can tell...

Riette was right, Stacey, You are beautiful.

She's fun, too!

If only she'd show up more often!

Show up where? I talk to her every day. Perhaps argue would be a better word.

To Stacey? Yeah? How? Where? She sometimes stays off the web for weeks on end, that's why I say she should show up more often.

I have a long hot list and she pops up every day usually in fitness and environment and a couple of other places.

Oh, right!

Actually, Ree-heads right... I do take long sabaticals... (for lack of a better term) Been a hectic couple of months with new job and such... I'm trying Ree-head, I'm trying... (to be more consistent!)

What kind of job do you have now?

she's back to being a tech-chick...

What does that mean?

She works in computers.

umm... with them but not in them. Actually I do a lot more than just the computer based training modules... not sure I could give everyone a concise job description but that's the best part... new and different all the time!

That is a good feature of any job, constant variety.

AND she wears platform shoes!

how'd ya know?!?!?

I didn't think anyone wore platform shoes anymore.

well my legs are two different sizes... ya know!

No, I didn't know that. I thought that an old fad was being resurrected.

Sorry, Stace, I keep meaning to give that back to you...

You mean her knee?? Naughty man - no wonder she's been limping around like that with the one platform shoe on. (Stacey, I wear them when I need to intimidate people with height....you?)

actually Ree-head, don't tell anyone... but that's the same damn reason I wear 'em. When I was teaching I wanted that emotional lift that comes with a physical lift... (but I enjoyed having at least one person believe there was a physiological reason... *grin*) I used to wear flats exclusively. I felt odd being anything above my natural 5'2" but when we moved to Denver and I bought a pair of boots (for winter weather) I decided I liked the 'tallness' factor. I was nearly as tall as Brandon in those shoes!

I know! And don't you love being nearly as tall as him??? I find it so weird to be able to look my husband LEVEL in the eye when I wear platforms. I NEVER wear high heels, and don't particularly like wearing platforms either, but I ALWAYS wear them at the opening of a new exhibition, or when meeting a potential buyer - the psychological effect of in fact being taller than normally is tremendous! All that self confidence spreading from the feet upwards... Then, when I run into these people on the stre t, they always say, 'Gee, is that really you? You seem so small!' Then I think, DAMN, why can't I be taller?? I just find it so unfair sometimes. I have such a big voice - why do I have to be small??? The two just don't go together!

I find being small allows me to deliver a more powerful 'punch' to people... they don't expect such from a shorty!

hahaha!! you guys are a riot! i hate high heels too, but wear them when i dress up because i like how i feel in them. i really like wearing my lace up ropers! i feel really cool in them. and us short folks do pack quite a punch don't we?

wallop!

When I was in the army, platform jump boots were all the rage. When I wore them, I had to duck to walk through a normal door.

without platforms I'm as short as a bullsnake with 'em I feel like I can fall from 2000 feet without 'em I'm always the one who has to bend down and pick up the soap when we take a shower. with 'em I do a kinda hawk squawk like Jake Poogly and people look up to the sky for some bird or something. without 'em I hang with the polterguys and do the silent scream alot. with 'em it is fantastique and I plonk plunk plink plonk alot. ok that's it.

Being tall means wearing flats all the time! Else I'd tower over everyone, and look pretty ungainly in the process.

i saw a young lady in wal-mart today who stood head and shoulders and torso above everybody else. i had to look at her a couple of times. felt bad for her. and you know what i thought? does she play basketball. isn't that so stereotypical?

ineed some help

May I help you?

yes please tell me how can i deal with this p

Please tell me what you mean by "p" You seem to be posting very well.

i've completely forgot what the alternative modelling agency was about. i think ree and i were going to start an agency for real women with hips and bellies!

Perhaps they are inventing an alternative to women? Men in drag? Yikes!!!

Well, if it's the earlier suggestion ....hey!!! I qualify!!! *smile*

shhhh, marcia, someone's gonna roll with that one and get rich off your idea!

*giggle* I can't wait to see what they come up with!!! Not volunteering any more creative thinking without royalites!!!