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~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:05) #501
Honest! We don't know where Colin will be filming New Cardiff. Please, lady, put down that gun!! Phew! Those Firth fans can go a little too far.
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:15) #502
"Hey Col...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... See ya'in January for the sequel to LONDINIUM.
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19) #503
Those Firth fans can go a little too far. *guffaw* That's no lady, that's MysteryMan! You're walking a fine line, Evie. ;-P
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19) #504
Eileen, LOL! Caroline, don't forget to include a tip about what type of socks to wear.
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:31) #505
ROTF, Eileen. Tuxedo for the Emmy's? Bet he comes in an open collar.With short socks. "Hold the white laces, Colin." Can we have some bubbly now, boss? It's evening in Winchester... Which reminds me...this one just came in.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM THE CITIZENS OF WINCHESTER Don't look like STRAW DOGS to me;-)
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:38) #506
Got an early peak at the storyboards of "The Prisoner of L'Dumb." Our story opens with: Allen Portman (said in repressed manner) But, I'd rather have a meat pie.
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:47) #507
(Evelyn) Tuxedo for the Emmy's? They're formal. Caroline says his gray 'LA suit' with the black shirt (unbuttoned to hide poor neck fit) is out for this event. ;-) Too funny, Karen. But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Heehee...with extra beans and onions.
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:49) #508
But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Oh no, boss...please. No meat pies.Consequences make one unsocialable:-D ROTF. That pic...from Hostages? Where's the brown teeth?
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:03) #509
(Ev) Where's the brown teeth? He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-)
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:09) #510
Those kissing lessons are paying off. There's no stopping him now, but with Mikey? (gulp) Tall martini just went down straight, wow!
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:34) #511
Here is another game to play: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissastrology/horoscopes/
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:37) #512
This is Colin's horoscope says:For 9/10/2001 Somebody is simply not hearing what you're saying. You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Perhaps you need to push verbal communications aside and say what you must in nonverbal ways. non verbal ways, as in kissing
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:52) #513
Another birthday wish from a co-star Richard's written another for you, Col, called Blackadder - Up and Down. You're featured heavily in the Down segments. Be sure to get fitted for that padding as I'm practicing my kicks. ;-)
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:53) #514
(Karen) He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-) *ewwww* *grand mal seizure ensues* (horoscope) You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Aha! That explains this �To hell with it, this is fun.� I can�t wait to play a clich�."
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:43) #515
~LauraMM Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:44) #516
boston.com: Today's Birthdays: Actress Fay Wray is 94. Movie director Robert Wise is 87. Golfer Arnold Palmer is 72. Country singer Tommy Overstreet is 64. Actor Greg Mullavey is 62. Jazz vibraphonist Roy Ayers is 61. Singer Danny Hutton (Three Dog Night) is 59. Singer Jose Feliciano is 56. Actor Tom Ligon is 56. Actress Judy Geeson is 53. Rock musician Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is 51. Actress Amy Irving is 48. Country singer Rosie Flores is 45. Actress Kate Burton is 44. Director Chris Columbus is 43. Actor Colin Firth is 41. Rock singer-musician David Lowery (Cracker) is 41. Rock musician Robin Goodridge (Bush) is 35. Rock singer-musician Miles Zuniga (Fastball) is 35. Rapper Big Daddy Kane is 33. Movie director Guy Ritchie is 33. Actor Ryan Phillippe is 27. Happy Birthday, Colin!
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:50) #517
"The guys in the next cell said that the Londinium torture is by far the worst they've had to endure" And the guys in your cell said the meat pies were;-D
~KJArt Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:53) #518
Colin ... To a Rare Specimen ... KJ
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:55) #519
London Times Sept. 10 "Birthdays Sir Thomas Allen, opera singer, 57; Mr Michael Barry (Michael Bukht) broadcasting executive and food journalist, 60; Professor Sarah Coakley, Professor of Divinity at Harvard University, 50; Mrs Beryl Cook, painter, 75; Baroness Emerton, Chief Commander of the St John Ambulance, 66; Mr John Entwistle, bass guitarist of The Who, 57; Mr Colin Firth, actor, 41; Professor C.H.M.J. Gilles, expert on tropical medicine, 80; Mr Christopher Hogwood, musicologist and conductor, 60; the Very Rev Michael Mayne, Dean Emeritus of Westminster, 72; Mr Norman Morrice, dancer and choreographer, 70; Lord Nolan, chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, 1994-97, 73; Mr Arnold Palmer, golfer, 72; Sir Peter Reynolds, chairman of Ranks Hovis McDougall, 1981-89, 72; Mr Denis Richards, air historian, 91; Dame Betty Ridley, Third Church Estates Commissioner, 1972-81, 92; Mr Bill Rogers, golfer, 50; Dr Sir Brian Smith, chairman of BAA, 1991-98, 73.
~LauraMM Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:57) #520
Wow, he gets a Mr. in the London Times. He doesn't even garner one in the Globe;) Happy Birthday, MR. Colin Firth:)
~LauraMM Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:58) #521
Notice that Guy Ritche is missing...
~Bryonny Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:28) #522
Happy Birthday, Colin! In honour of this momentous occasion (and the upcoming DVD), I present you with the new Pride & Prejudice Lego set. Featuring Bingley, Jane, Wickham, Darcy, and Lizzie. Despite your best efforts to avoid fame, you just are not going to be able to escape Mr. Darcy. Maybe you should consider playing the evil, action movie villain :-)
~Bethanne Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:40) #523
OMG, this is all so incredibly funny. Happy Birthday to Our Darling Boy.....and bloody well done to all you computer savvy peeps out there, who have come up with all these hysterical graphics and pictures. You have us all rolling in the aisles.
~KJArt Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:48) #524
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:50) #525
From the ET Online site: Today's Birthdays Colin Firth, 41 Also listed: Amy Irving (48) and Ryan Philippe (27) *** Photo looks vintage 'SiL promo' to me.
~KJArt Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:54) #526
KarenR.. please delete my last post (524). Thanks, KJ
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:55) #527
Hooray!! They updated. Checked earlier and was ready to barrage with nasty emails about Valerie Perrine Who!! That means he'll be shown tonight. Yippee!!
~rachael Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:00) #528
9pm UK time - just about right for crawling in late to a party then ... Happy BD, ODB - my *wish* present to you is a big bundle of decent scripts to maintain high happiness levels in all these fab lasses who've been at this party before me
~KJArt Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:02) #529
Colin!    It's your 41st birthday! We all hope you ... Have a ball! We annually virtually celebrate the anniversary of the day that your Mum and Dad brought you forth, little knowing the extraordinary individual they were loosing upon an unsuspecting (and unprepared) world. Indeed it can be truthfully said that many of us are still stunned witless and reduced to jelly, once we become aware of, and contemplate, the unparalleled phenomenon that you are, and have become. Behold, we giggle and say inane things when attempting to communicate our thoughts and impressions concerning your being and accomplishments. Through seasons lush or sere, we remain fascinated and faithful, both critical and complementary, willing or unwilling (depending on our mood) to cut you some slack. But the thing is ... um ... What we're trying to say -- VERY inarticulately -- is ... that, um ... in fact ... Perhaps despite appearances ... ... We like you -- VERY MUCH -- JUST AS YOU ARE. To demonstrate this, yearly we bring forth outrageous and brilliant celebratory virtual party trappings: We charter a flotilla of virtual yachts to float serenely off the Menoracan coast: Then sail merrily to our virtual private beach off Cancun where a bit of sea-bathing will set us up forever! We import virtual goodies from all over -- Virtual Cheesecake from New York: Cans of virtual goodies from Brazil -- "where the nuts come from" -- Virtual beverages from Germany to whet the appetite... From Kashmir some virtual Yakhni Pulao... Virtual pasta from a hideaway trattoria in Orvieto: All topped off by yummy virtual chocolates and champagne *hic*: [The advantage of bingeing on virtual champagne is that you wake up the next morning suffering from only a virtual hangover -- **Virtual Ooog!**] ... Not to mention The Virtual Cake: ...And, dear Colin, by the end of the evening, we all concur that -- despite the fact that you habitually "protesteth too much" -- the general consensus here is that You Are (and Ought To Be) Definitely One of the Good Guys... Happy Birthday, Colin! Love, KJ
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20) #530
Wow, KJ! We can take the virtual eating but who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) From the birthday list above I noted,Mr Denis Richards, air historian, Now can someone please explain what an air historian does?
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20) #531
Karen, your prisoner is suffering poor chap! ROTF!
~rachael Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:41) #532
who updated? what'll be shown? where? where?
~mari Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:53) #533
Talk about side-splitting--you guys are too much! ROTF! In honor of your birthday, Colin, and your Emmy nomination, we're rolling out the red carpet! And look who's here to greet you--take it away, Joan! J: Welcome back to our LIVE Emmy coverage here on the red carpet. Let's see who'd headed this way. Hiya, handsome, are you a nominee? C: Er, yes, I'm Colin Firth J: Oh, right! Colleen! I loved you in Bridget Jones, but how the hell did she almost go for that floppy-haired schmuck instead of you??? Jeez, you're awfully cute. What are you nominated for? C: Best Supporting Actor in Conspiracy. J: You played a Nazi??? C: Yes, I played . . . J: I didn't realize they had cute Nazis! Go figure. And you speak so nicely you English guys--not like those Nazis, everything is ach! and ich! and uch!--oi, sounds like my cat trying to cough up a fur ball. Anyway, I hate Nazis--what they didn't do to my Uncle Morty! C: Sorry to hear that . . . J: Oh, Morty's ok. I was just thinking--what they didn't do to him! So, what are you wearing? C: Armani. J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. Anyway, who's this lovely lady with you? C: This is my wife, Livia. J: Hello, Olivia! You wait right here while we take a station break. We'll be right back, folks!
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:01) #534
(Mari channeling Joan) J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu.
~maryw Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:07) #535
Moon - when I clicked on your link to virtualkisses - this is the horoscope I got for MR FIRTH's bday... There you are ladies - you'll have a lot of fun taking this horoscope apart - I am sure the words are just too apt for all the themes that you have expounded on earlier today. Thanks all for the hysterically hilarious riotous bday party - but I missed waiting for someone to serve up the blue soup, the green gunge, the omellette and the marmalade. Maybe we can serve that up at the hang-over recovery tent in the morning. For 9/10/2001 If you ever wanted to intensify a relationship by sitting around coffee houses and bantering about the more subtle aspects of ethics and existentialism, now is the time to do it. Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought. You are sensual and sensitive.
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:14) #536
As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-)
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:24) #537
ROTF...everybody. Hey KJ, don't get booted outta the library for overtime! (Minkee)Horoscope:"Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought" Dunno know about anybody else,but *I* was moved to tears by his IQ or (is it GQ?) interview I mean, 'like it's sooo' much worse than what happened to poor Uncle Morty!
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:41) #538
ROTF, Mari. I should have known you write for Joan. ;-) Are her ears really in back of her head now? (Minkee)serve up...the omellette Can't make one. Lizza has the whisk.
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:48) #539
Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin "let off some steam" with Joan or Missy? ;-)
~Lora Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:51) #540
Have been away for a while but am glad to have caught up on all the prestigious awards CF has won: the GQ one and the 'P' one ;-). I couldn't let the day go by without wishing ODB a very happy 41st birthday. I found this horoscope and thought it quite good advice for our birthday boy. Your Daily Horoscope: September 10, 2001 by iVillage Astrologer, Kelli Fox Attention to detail is extremely important right now, Virgo. The Gemini Moon blows through your life like a wind across a stack of important papers. No problem is too small for you to stop everything and deal with. Forget about your own quality time, and make sure that nothing flies out the window. The basics require a lot more mind power than you've given them lately. As long as you keep in mind how important it is to build a solid foundation, you should be in good shape by nightfall. (our Moon is more a part of his life than she may have thought ;-) and I love the part that begins, "Forget about your own quality time...") Happy Birthday, Colin, we love you just as you are (or we wouldn't have so many fun things to talk about)!
~lafn Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:59) #541
(Boss)As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-) Well as long as we're getting "marshmallo-dramatic" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN YOU TAKE THE CAKE!!
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:02) #542
The Gemini Moon blows through your life I tried to keep that a secret! Is is my fault if we're both ruled by Marcury? LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu. After all this advice... Mari, I had been waiting for you, ROTF! I agree with Eileen, you do write for Joan.
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:07) #543
And my present for Colin this year is being shipped to his door as we type... The Computerized Boxing Workout Partner Say good-bye to stress! Punching SlamMan may be the ultimate stress buster. The SlamMan workout is so engrossing that you will quickly feel your frustrations and anger drain away. Better yet, you can hit SlamMan but he will never hit you back. Unique target lights help to dramtically improve your hand-eye coordination. Speed hitting the lights on SlamMan takes the same reflexes and corrdination as using speed bag. The SlamMan workout will definitely improve your reflexes and hand-eye coordination which, in turn, can really improve your tennis or golf game. SlamMan is going to become your all-time favorite workout. SlamMan offers just about everything you could ask for in a workout. You can get aerobic conditioning and major muscle toning spontaneously...just like a boxer. Plus, you naturally develop grace, reaction time and stamina. The SlamMan workout will not only help you look great, it will help you feel great. Hitting SlamMan is so invigorating and such a great stress reliever that you will feel totally energized. And best of all - SlamMan is right there whenever you're ready to slam. When it comes to workouts, SlamMan is totally unique. He's challenging, he's fun, he's friendly and he's incredibly effective. Your're going to love what SlamMan can do for you. There's nothing like SlamMan on the market anywhere. He's a completely original and incredibly effective way to train because... -He's durable. -You can hit him hard. -He tells you when and where to hit him by lighting up. -He's sensitive. -He's strong and silent. -He's adjustable. -SlamMan's mini-computer will keep you on your toes.
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:16) #544
LOL, Karen! Can he take a hint? Have some more champagne.
~patas Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:19) #545
Happy Birthday Colin! I just gave myself a birthday present by going to see BJD again. Loved it even more than firth time. Many happy returns of good films! Great party, ladies - as always :-)
~maryw Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:39) #546
Gi - me too. Saw it for the nth time but thought it was a most appropriate way to celebrate the bday. Still partying ladies (and gentlemen)??? A new day has dawned for me...and must off to work I go - I don't know why I can't just stay and put my head over where it should be after a hard day/night's partying like most normal people. anyway..carry on...
~EileenG Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:52) #547
Time to go for me, too. Party hearty, ladies. *clink* More bubbly! Happy birthday, Colin! If pigs fly and hell freezes, we *might* just be celebrating something here before next September. Maybe. Possibly. Well, one can hope. ;-)
~MarciaH Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (18:34) #548
Hauoli Na Hanau Pakalana Lei This lei is one of the most outstanding leis ever created with (12) Rope Pakalana twined into one lei. It's lime green and light yellow flowers give you a very unique fragrance. Individual's use this lei for weddings or special occasions. Very fragrant.
~Moon Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:15) #549
So many gifts, so many "lessons." This has been the best party yet! We are ready to cut the cake so come this way and make sure you have plenty of Champagne. Cheers! Tanti auguri, tanti baci, tante cose buone!
~maryw Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:24) #550
When the bday candles have been blown out, the lights are dimmed, the party rubbish thrown out...here's a consolation party compliment to all those Down Under - I noticed that MLSF is showing at 3 am on Foxtel Showtime (urgh - no beauty sleep for a hangover-stricken partygoer). Thank you very much to all Firthettes for such an enjoyable virtual experience - I'm glad I overcame my shy-ness and de-lurked. See you next year. 3 cheers for our guy.
~alyeska Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:43) #551
I've had a lot of good laughs reading these posts. Thank you one and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN, hope to see more next year.
~KarenR Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:12) #552
No party is complete without being lei'd by Marcia! ;-) Hey, that one looks like a wreath. Fortunately, our boy has broad enough shoulders to carry it off.
~WinniePeg Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:23) #553
Happy Birthday, Colin!
~MarciaH Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:30) #554
Karen, Sweetie, I try to do my best by our Colin. Never let it be said I passed up the chance to lei the DB =)
~mari Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (21:30) #555
Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin "let off some steam" with Joan or Missy? ;-) With pleasure.;-) "Joan, would you please, please, please, please, please, just *ucking *uck off! This is the worst day of my life, Brian Cox is probably going to win the Emmy, and I really don't want to see you!"
~Anek Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:15) #556
Sorry, I missed such a wonderful party with a lot of virtual drinking and such useful kissing tips. But though I'm late I also have sth to say to someone who has a very special place in my heart Happy Belated Birthday COLIN! Many gripping scripts, enticing characters, main parts in blockbusters, comedy parts, overflow of awards, a lot of successes, and great happiness and excitement in your family life
~Anek Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:18) #557
........I really thought that 12 font is smaller.
~maryw Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:44) #558
TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AT DROOL IN THE US (INCLUDING ODB WHO IS IN LAX, ISN'T HE?) FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA WE ARE THINKING AND PRAYING FOR YOU ALL DURING THIS HORRIBLE MOMENT IN HISTORY. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU!!! GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!
~terry Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:49) #559
Thank, this is the worst day of my life in the US. Our nation is under seige. More reports in the news conference.
~Renata Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (10:44) #560
This is beyond words. What a nightmare, what a senseless, terrible crime. My thoughts are with the poor innocent victims and their families and friends. I send my heartfelt condolences from Germany to America, and say with Minkee: Take care all of you.
~dianespeir Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (15:46) #561
I heard on the TV that the Emmys have been canceled. I called BAFTA/LA to learn whether the Donovan Quick presenters had been accounted for, but only got their voice mail. Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Thanks for the condolences from abroad. Federal buildings have been closed in this part of the midwest and people are glued to their TVs. However, I have gotten the most detailed information from the last topic at this site posted by Paul Terry W, so appreciate his efforts.
~EileenG Wed, Sep 12, 2001 (10:28) #562
(Diane) Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Doubt if ODBB (our dear birthday boy) was LA-bound via Boston yesterday a.m. Doubt even further that he was in lower Manhattan. I'm sure he's safe.
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:05) #563
Ok, I hope this is where you post boat names.. LOL Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked La Madre Pu� io: The Mother-May-I Il Giro Intorno: The Turnaround La Commedia Romantica: The Romantic Comedy Il Dodger di Dramma: The Drama Dodger Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Liv's Lobotomy Ok, there's ten.. (snickering)
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:12) #564
Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception *hee hee hee* Good ones.
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:37) #565
Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb LOL!!! Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy The Emasculate Conception Ouch! The Emasculate Conception Cute.
~Moon Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:48) #566
LOL! I like them all but we must make realistic. The Costa family need to approve it. ;-) My DH would suggest: Il Cornuto: the Cuckold. ;-) Keep those suggestions coming. :-D
~mari Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:12) #567
Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception ROTFLMAO, Jeanie! The only one I could possibly add would be : Il Pussi de Whippa. ;-)
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:19) #568
LOL! I bow to your knowlege, Ms. Moon. It was just feeble guessing on my part! LOL! I couldn't resist, though. ;) Hmmmm... what does "Cornuto" mean?
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:22) #569
Oh.. nevermind.. you were translating.. DUH.. "The Cuckold".. sometimes.. ok, most of the time, I'm really thick! Mari, "Il Pussy Ha Frullato" was one of my earlier considerations, but I didn't want to offend more than I already have! ROFL!
~kathness Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:54) #570
Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites so far! :-) All I could come up with was "Per Favore Mas Amore"
~freddie Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:02) #571
Il Pussi de Whippa.....big LOL Il Si Caro.....nice ring to it Well done ladies!
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:03) #572
Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:16) #573
Il Si Caro My overall favorite, but running a close second.... Il Pussi de Whippa
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:49) #574
il idiot del villaggio
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:52) #575
(Karen)Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta Zoinks, my translation must be WAY OFF... Please define, "Il Goddess di Colinary Alletta". ;) "Il Si Caro" is my favorite, too.. rolls right off the tongue. However, I'll go see if I can stir up some more. =P
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:04) #576
my translation must be WAY OFF I'm using altavista's translator for the "con una fusta" part.
~mari Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:12) #577
il idiot del villaggio Il idioto del villaggio a masturbatorio ;-) Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL!
~Moon Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:24) #578
ROTF, Mari!!! Il Si Caro I like it. It should be Il Si Cara. Which has a double meaning of "Yes, dear", and "Be so kind as to" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-)))
~Rika Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:00) #579
See, I knew I was wasting my time taking French in high school. Should have taken Italian instead.
~lindak Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:21) #580
il baggato (the joker)Doesn't mean anything, just the name of a restaurant in Rome that I went to. Sorry, but my Italian is lacking and my class doesn't begin until the 17th. I was feeling left out. (Moon)"Be so kind as to" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-))) ...Get out of my vicolo(sp?)I could think of a few others to end that sentence, but I don't want to get kicked off by the boss just before the big day.
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:43) #581
LOL, Mari! Il che i Mancando Testicoli: The Missing Testicles (yeah, I know, too long) L'attore di Neutered : The Neutered Actor... LOL! Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass La Giovanna, me prende via da questa cosa matta: (laughing) The Jane Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (singing ala Adam Sandler).. "Opera Man... bye-BYEEEEEEE! (waving hanky)
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:57) #582
Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass According to my DB, this is my boat...LOL
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:58) #583
See? Closing I hope
~lindak Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:19) #584
Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway?
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:26) #585
(Linda) I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway? alley. Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word "alley" means to you ;-)
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:31) #586
(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? Typical American. ;-)
~SBRobinson Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:44) #587
ROTFLOL! *wiping tear away* i cant pick a favorite -i'm laughing to hard! :-D
~lindak Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:52) #588
(Dorine)Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word "alley" means to you ;-) For me, cara, it means: Out of my way(vicolo). I'm coming through.
~kathness Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (20:29) #589
(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I have just spent a fun-filled hour translating English to Italian, and then back from Italian to English, on some free translation website. LOL! Nothing means what it was supposed to mean. For instance, "Ho un mal di testa" was supposed to mean "I have a headache" but translated back as "the evil says head." I tried "You are getting sleepy," which was "lei prendono addormentato," but that translated back as "she take gone to sleep." I've decided to stick with English, or let others do the translating. ;-)
~Lora Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:08) #590
(Mari)Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL! ROTFLOL!!! I was thinking the same thing and then read your words! Still LOL! So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style: Mr. Darcy...(pic of Fitzwilliam in upper right) Mr. Darcy... Women liked him in wet shirta But with good roles, he's a flirta! He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! (feel free to add more;-)
~BarbS Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:52) #591
I was trying, I really was. I was gonna behave but Lora....OMG, He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. It's too good....:::wiping away tears:::::
~Firthermore Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:00) #592
(Lora) He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Ok, I just wet my pants and spewed coke out my nose.. sheesh, and you girls said I couldn't multitask!
~gomezdo Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:05) #593
Lora! I had just gotten off the floor, up to my knees after reading Lisa's knock, knock joke, read this, and landed back on the floor LMAO!! I think the Tootsie Roll I was eating came out of my nose!
~KarenR Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:16) #594
LOL! Great one, Lora. And I can't even stand Adam Sandler...though Opera Man was an exception.
~KateDF Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:27) #595
LORA! Post a warning before you do something so funny! I laughed so loudly that the cat ran out of my office! That was much better than any of the songs Sandler actually did on SNL. I just got caught up on posts at 163, and I have Jack Jones crooning in my head. Am suddenly seeing Colin as Gopher, wonder how he'd look in shorts and knee sox? (Jeanie)The Emasculate Conception LOL, but is that possible????????
~Moon Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (07:27) #596
LOL, Lora, I never saw AS do Opera Man but that was brilliant!
~mari Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:06) #597
He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! LMAOPIMP! Waving a white hankie at you, Lora! This is *so* funny--you've nailed it perfectly. Here he is, ladies--and check out the pic of Hillary & Bill--LOL, I've been scooped! http://adamsandler.jt.org/andrea/SNL/opera/operaman.htm
~KarenR Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:10) #598
Incredible! El Presidente es pusso whip-ah. Have we got talented people here or what? ;-)
~kathness Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (12:47) #599
No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora
~KateDF Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (14:22) #600
(Kathy F)He no like to do da kissa I like it! May I suggest a slight revision? He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) Thanks for the link, Mari. That brought back memories or scandals past. I'm surprised OM never did a Monica aria.
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