For all you Sag's InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius A sense of unexplained mystery might hover throughout your day. It may or may not be real or easily solved. Ignore it for the moment. Your imagination may not be the most comfortable place to be right now, but it's still more interesting than the alternative. Since you might be feeling slow anyway, think about what your inner voices want to tell you. You may need to request time alone to deal with something you thought you had gotten over a long time ago. Do you need to check in with someone? Act on these feelings tomorrow if you still have them.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of January 7, 1999 The ancient Greek word klimax had several meanings. My favorite: a ladder to heaven by which a dreamer's soul arrived at an erotic tryst with a divine being who imparted precious secrets. I bring this up, Cancerian, because I believe the fates will bestow the gift of a klimax on you this week. I hope you'll keep a pen and notebook by your bed so you can scribble down a record of your electrifying rendezvous right after it occurs. I swear it'll become a metaphorical talisman for you, the symbol of a new chapter in your mythic quest for intriguing love.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of January 7, 1999 Even if you're not a starving artist, you're on the verge of a coup that every starving artist dreams about. It's the arrival of an X-factor that could help you get funding or hike your ratings or attract a booster. And get this: You may only have to sell out a little bit in order to claim your prize, perhaps not at all. In fact, the deal probably won't come together unless you're at least 90 percent faithful to maintaining your integrity. So make your wares more visible, Sagittarius, but without resorting to vulgar hype or exaggerated claims. With quiet confidence, promote the simple truth about what a miracle you are.

Check that out Ree Head!

Wow, wer, where are you getting this stuff?

http://www.realastrology.com/

Thanks, I'll have to check that out.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of January 14, 1999 I'll confess a deep, dark secret from my own past if you confess one from yours. Me first? OK, In the 1980's I wrote a sexed-up astrology column for Gentleman's Companion, a porn magazine edited by Larry Flynt's wife Althea Flynt. What's worse, I secretly enjoyed it. Now it's your turn, my fellow Cancerian. Find a good, kind listener you can trust with your shame, and share your terrible burden. You'll be amazed at the psychic energy it'll liberate.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of January 14, 1999 These days you have an unusually strong talent for spotting vulnerable chinks in the armor of allies and enemies alike. On the other hand, your allies are highly inclined to see the best in you and your enemies are liable to overestimate your strength. So are you going to milk these odd blessings for all they're worth, Sagittarius? No, not unless you're willing to risk one hell of a backlash in a couple weeks. But you can safely milk them for about half of what they're worth.

These are wacky.

InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius The reality that you've been eluding finally catches up with you. You may be pleasantly surprised at how palatable it can be. Are you sure you didn't suspect that one of your followers holds a special affection for you? You may not need to make a decision now, but at least you know the possibility exists. Once again you manage to turn a normal day into an exciting journey. The only difference from the last few days is that now you feel more responsible for your actions. If you're already behaving like a saint, so much the better.

And here's Sag's from the local http://www.astrofish.com Kind of a local slant on 'scopes . . . Thursday, 14-Jan-99 07:18:55 CST I was doing my humble duty and hauling the trash out to the back of my truck this morning, and I thought to myself, "Self, this is an excellent metaphor for Sagittarius for this week." Now, what you need to remember this week is to put a tarp over all that trash which is riding around in the back of your truck. You might want to make a detour or two before you get to the dump. And nothing is worse than having all your trash, the stuff you were trying to throw away, get scattered all over the highway. Worse, is finding it on the mythical Main Street. I just worry that my garbage might wind up on Congress Avenue, here in town. So do a little follow up on your trip to the dump, and make sure you don't scatter too much trash before you get there. Some obnoxious person might find your address and then it's a scene from a song, just like "Alice's Restaurant." ... and the grumpy sister down the road in Cedar Creek just called a few days ago to complain about a pizza box in my trash. Jennifer denied it and so did the rest of my room mates.

And from the same site, here's Cancers: Does the term "flame" mean anything to you? I'm not talking about the term "flame" as in searing heat of a BBQ lit flame. No, and I'm not talking about the pejorative use of the term of "flaming" as in respect to a person's apparent sexual orientation, either. Nope, the flame I'm talking about is reserved for a virulent form of written communication, oftentimes referred to as "flame mail." Flames get fanned into a roaring fires, and often as not, over some stupid little idea. So this is a week to be careful with that communication because I know you're right, you know you're right, it's just that third party who seems to be a bit obdurate. Don't fan their flames, if you know what I mean.

so you read XL today too, huh?

Yep, you saw my comments about the Spring being ignored in Gregory's pebbles awards for local websites. Did you write your protest letter yet? Has anyone? In case you forgot, it's: Gregory Kallenberg - gkallenberg@statesman.com This is the one and the same Gregory Kallenberg who once wrote: "If you're looking for the best online gossip and chat in Austin and surrounding areas, you shouldn't miss Spring.net. On his site, you can talk about anything from art to Internet to sex. It's edgy and cool." - Gregory Kallenberg, tech culture column, XL, Austin American Statesman, 8/27/98.

InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius All at once, you might lose your sense of humor. An act or a word could hit too close to home, and it is no laughing matter. As long as nothing too serious has happened, you will be yourself again soon enough. If a financial setback, however minor, seems to color everything a shade of gray, try to console yourself by thinking about the other things in your life that matter. The people in your life are determined to get some of your attention even though you think you want to spend the entire weekend moping about money, . As long as the gang doesn't insist on going shopping, you should have a good time. Well, scratch that weekend at Highland Mall off my schedule. Riette, watch out for that gang of shoppers!

yes, Terry, I did...

Thanks! What about the rest of youse!

(the url above for astrofish should be http://www.astrofish.net/ )

They change their scopes once a week instead of daily.

HOROGIRL's Horoscopes for 1999 CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20). It may not be the most romantic year of your life, but hey--at least you're not suffering like some of the other signs. News for this week is good for your finances---and how they reflect the real you! You are all set for a huge professional push, and this week gets you going. AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 18). This year, You want to go wild---and that seems like a good idea, but be sensitive to a few times throughout the year when that will backfire on you ROYALLY. This week, you are the love-bucket. Fill 'er up! PISCES (February 19 - March 22). You're more focussed on getting work right, rather than love---at least for a pisces. That's your saving grace this year. It's true for the whole year, and never more so than this week. Use the early part of the week to get your support in place, before you do a Garbo, and retreat to your solitude for the real work. ARIES (March 23 - April 20) BE ALL YOU CAN BE---but don't eat all you can eat. Jupiter is in your sign this year, so you'll rock. Jupiter rules everything BIG---so think big, act big, plan big, but be careful with what you eat, or you'll BE big. Sky's the limit---as long as you don't totally piss people off. You've got a choice, be your own egotistical bad self, all by yourself, or work it a little, and make room for someone else's viewpoint in your world view. TAURUS (April 21 - May 22). Hide under a rock. Wait, no, don't hide under a rock. Whatever you do, wear a seatbelt. This could be the year you take off---but what a year it will be! Oh yeah, and--rely on your friends. Don't fight them. You're a lover, not a fighter. Remind yourself of this often, over the course of this next year. You've got a couple of REALLY wild years ahead. This week, your career gets back into the swing. GEMINI (May 23 - June 21). Power struggles, baby. They're exciting, right? Yeah, and life changing, and dangerous. Just bear all that in mind. It's a weird one--year, not week---for you. Lots of work, that may seem to be exactly what you DON'T want to do----and may SEEM to be out of keeping with your plans for yourself, and your ideas about yourself. Don't be so sure. Relationships are big, though,and even if the year is weird, YOU are are at an unusal creative peak. This week is a juicy one, so enjoy. CANCER (June 22 - July 22). Just be glad you're not a Taurus, this year. Money is a big focus this year, so pay close attention to your resources, and how they fit into your plans. Don't lend money to one night stands. In fact, you might not even want to lend money to your husband or wife, this year. Love and money don't mix well for you this year. This week is a good time to start. LEO (July 23 - August 23). One word for the year: ouch. Remind yourself that sometimes it hurts a bit to get a splinter pulled, or some other necessary minor evil cleared, (which frees you up). Big success is definitely available to you---huge success. But there are a few splinters in your butt along the way. VIRGO (August 24 - September 23). You'll probably manage the turmoil and tumult of the year better than most. Bless you. My only warning has to do with love/sex/friendship: Don't make a "brother" or "sister" into a lover, this year. And vice versa. This week, enjoy the love at home AND at work. Its a little creative bliss factory. Time to get to work on things you love! LIBRA (September 24 - October 23). How to balance the need for excitement and dramatic flair, with your long term desires? Some of you will just do it by having the wildest year imaginable. That's one way to avoid answering the tough questions. But the REAL male and female libra mensches out there will do it by having the hottest, most challenging, most rewarding, and most stimulating one-on-one relationship of your life. SCORPIO (October 24 - November 23). Yikes. Watch your temper, and the temper of others about you. That doesn't mean supress it. But whoa. What an explosive year. Be grateful for your true friends. And try not to pick fights with them. That goes for lovers, too. Learn how to fight fair, and then you can fight all you want. This week, it's not really a problem, though, so just enjoy that! SAGITTARIUS (November 24 - December 21). Oh, just go wild this year. Who cares-- it's the last year of the millenium. Keep busy and keep working. It's another crazy year for you---but you're getting used to that, and that's a GOOD thing! This week, you'll mostly have fun, running around like crazy.

Here's mine and Ree Girls.. the Sagfolks. (what are some other signs here besides wers Cancer?) InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius Everyone has a good heart and an open mind today. It could be because your presence makes them feel valued. Or because your words carry the weight of truth and the softness of compassion. You feel safe among strangers you might normally fear. In fact, you wonder why you ever worried about them. All people are filled with the glow of their humanity. Nobody has anything to hide. You might be called upon to make a speech -- whatever you choose to say, you will impress them. An acquaintance feels drawn to deepen your relationship.

Sagittarius Keep your mind and schedule open. Leave blanks to fill in in your little black book and time available to schedule some fun. You are quick to comprehend and apply new ideas. These could be yours from your brain or from the masterful minds of others. Ignore your mother's advice and talk to strangers. Start up a random conversation in order to figure out someone's story, but make sure you have their permission or it could seem a bit strange. Go someplace different and pretend to be someone else.

now that one I like...especially in the context in which it is being presented!

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of January 21, 1999 One approach you could take, I suppose, would be to seize the Devil by the nose with red hot tongs and make him promise to never, ever tempt you again. Unfortunately, though that may be effective in the short run, it's likely to result in him seeking revenge at a later date. A better angle, in my opinion, would be to negotiate with the Devil. Tell you'll agree to be thrown into an uproar by certain selected temptations as long as they have the potential to make you wiser, sexier, and funnier.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of January 21, 1999 Today, Sagittarius, wear rags and sprinkle dirt on your head to signify your insignificance and humility. Tomorrow, bedeck yourself with silk and crown yourself with a garland to express your profound diginity and divinity. The next day, combine the adornments of the previous two days and celebrate the raging contradiction that is your life. Maybe then you'll be receptive to my belief that the best way to pursue your dreams is to cultivate a passionate indifference to the question of whether you are an unimportant nobody or a glorious hero.

But, I always wear rags ...

well, sounds like you need some silk ones, as well...

Scorpio here.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Week of January 21, 1999 A private citizen, James Swann, once paid off the entire national debt of the United States out of the goodness of his heart. It was back in 1796, when the sum was puny compared to today's $5.6 trillion. Still, I think we could approach a similar feat in 1999 if a whole gang of America's top plutocrats pitched in. Now it so happens that this is an excellent time for Scorpios of all stripes to overflow with charitable contributions, whether it be of the financial or emotional kind. Therefore, I call on Scorpios Bill Gates and Ted Turner to get the ball rolling. Pony up $50 billion between you, dudes, and we'll be almost one percent of the way home!

Ugh! My karma is about finances??

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of January 28, 1999 My left brain pontificates, "You're not performing your duties in a manner consistent with the task of becoming a more efficient and useful social unit." But my right brain screams, "Explode the goddamn mold, wild maestro! Bust out of your straitjacket and jam it in the jaws of the neurotic guard dogs! Spit into the winter wind! Moon the wrongfully privileged!" Meanwhile, my north brain coos, "Please carry out your duties in a manner consistent with the task of quietly dismantling the goddarn mold."

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of January 28, 1999 If you're offended by vulgar metaphors, even those designed to shock you into being more ferociously true to yourself, stop reading now. This horoscope contains graphic testimony from a Sagittarius reader. "Years ago," says Janet from Austin, "a therapist told me that eventually I would hear a Big Pop. It would come, he said, when I got my head out of my ass. Now, finally, I think I'm close to fulfilling my shrink's prediction. Why? Because I realize how my beloved Jupiterian expansiveness has hurt me. I see that I'm a great problem-solver for everyone else except myself; I help the whole world but neglect to help poor old me. Tell me I'm ready, Dr. Brezsny. Tell me the Big Pop is imminent." (Dear Janet: It is, for a majority of your tribe.)

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Week of January 28, 1999 Psychologist James Hillman says images have an uncanny power to hurt or heal. In that spirit, I offer you a dream I had; may it cure your smoldering dementia. In the dream, you're a mad scientist, clad in purple frock coat and orange pants, who has just run out of your laboratory clutching test tubes full of bubbling green liquids. You seem exasperated, at wit's end. You turn your face up and yell in the direction of heaven, though your words sound like gibberish. In response, the giant hand of God reaches down from the clouds to offer you a boon. The fingernails on the divine hand are painted cherry red and there's a blue band-aid partially covering a booboo on the wrist. And the gift? It's a miniature pink ferris wheel with six yellow canaries riding in the cars.

That Sag 'scope is awesome, does that apply to you as well, Ree Ree?

cancer for TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2 Priorities change over time, and refusing to review them can leave you trapped in a time warp. Eliminate what's obsolete to make room for the new. You're plenty competent in your career, but your unpopularity with a superior could block your progress. Someone who wants to be kissed where you won't put your lips can be appeased by other means.

I don't even GET mine! I'm sure all that imagery is supposed to be significant...

InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius Your job description or your role around the house may not allow much room for flexibility. You don't have to be so boxed in, though, think about what you'd like to change in your immediate environment. If you plan well enough, you can get the wheels spinning in the direction of your choice. You can control your course better than anyone else. You work efficiently, although perhaps without much joy. Could you be diminishing your own accomplishments or not rewarding yourself for a job well done? It would help if you felt your efforts on the job were worth something more than merely a paycheck. What type of work would make you feel good? Answer. Quality assurance in a bikini factory.

Gemini: Wednesday, February 3, 1999 The sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Virgo. You can learn an enormous amount today, possibly through a conversation with a foreigner. It looks like there's some sort of distance involved. Either you're calling long distance, or the person is from far away, or you're actually getting this information in a college setting. That's one of the other possibilities, since travel, foreigners and colleges are all covered by the same area of the chart. At any rate, It looks like the information is there. All you have to do is soak it up. Later, there will be a conflict that's not so easily resolved. Things won't come together, but don't despair. A separation may actually be better for all concerned right now, leading to growth and new insights. On a scale of 0 (most challenging) to 10 (easiest), here are your levels for today: Love: 5 Work: 6 Communications: 7 By Linda Black, Tribune Media Services syndicated columnist. (oh no, they're gonna send me back to the desert!)

maybe the distance thing just involves us here on the Spring, Wolf...

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of February 4, 1999 My dictionary of symbols says that the king's highway is an ancient term that means an undeviating path leading straight to the source. It represents a vigorous and high-minded approach, and in most situations I would recommend it to you. Not now, though. I believe that on your current mission, you would go astray if you took the king's highway. Only a scruffy, winding path will teach you all you need to know to take full advantage of the treasure you'll find at the end of your journey. Let's call this crooked course the trickster's highway.

maybe....could read anything into it, huh? and folks have been pretty scarce around here.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Week of February 4, 1999 I'm sure that at various times in the past, you've had your heart stolen and your mind blown. But have you ever had your mind stolen and your heart blown? Speaking of amazing sensations, you know the funny-bone feeling that's usually localized in your elbow? This week you'll be visited by a psychic, head-to-toe version of it. There's one other boggling sensation in the works, too, but in order to get the full benefits of it, you'll have to make yourself outrageously receptive. Have you ever taken an out-of-body jaunt while you were still more or less awake, giving you glimpses of gorgeous new temptations that ultimately inspire you to rise above your satanic self-denial?

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Week of February 4, 1999 Joseph Campbell said that in fairy tales, protagonists who drop the reins as they ride their horses are symbolically giving in to instinct. And since I dreamed of you doing exactly that last night, I'm quite concerned. While such a surrender might be healthy at times, it isn't now. You urgently need to go against the flow of your natural patterns and ancient habits. In fact, your creative energies will flourish in March only if you sublimate and transcend like mad during the next two weeks. So please try to correct the problem some night soon: Dream of keeping a firm grip on the reins--or, if you happen to be driving a vehicle, on the steering wheel.

(and back to your bikinis, Terry...) SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of February 4, 1999 Events this week will make a man out of you--if you're a woman. And they'll make a woman out of you if you're a man. I'm exaggerating a little, of course. The transsexual crossover I'm talking about will be happening in the deep dark closet of your psyche. Nevertheless, it won't be a mere abstraction. Your body will undergo actual chemical alterations. And woe be to you, by the way, if you think there's something bizarre about activating more of the qualities of the opposite sex. You now have a very sexy opportunity to become a more complete and attractive human being.

(and yes we have, Wolf...)

that one you posted for gemini sounds pretty interesting.....

doesn't it just! thought you might like it...

ooooo...i can't stand all the tingly sensations..... (good to see you wer!)

I made Wolf ting-gle... (you, too!)

*giggle*

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerians will find this to be a good day for fun and creativity and perhaps for some delicious romance, too -- get ready. Those involved with sales and marketing will get good responses from campaigns and advertising, while all Cancers will have a day in which even the most complicated or difficult message is easily delivered. If you are married or in a committed relationship, either you or your partner may be feeling uncomfortably possessive, which is creating many problems. Try to keep your head down and move on, staying where you are will do no one good.

InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius The range of possibilities is overwhelming. Everywhere you look, there's something else to distract you. If you overindulge your daydreaming, it's going to slow you down. Your mind might wander so far, you could get lost. It's good to dream, but it's better to get your work done and fulfill your responsibilities first. Shift gears and match speed with reality. The world out there is every bit as good as you could imagine. Communication is key to enriching your relationships with those who are close to you. Your art or creative means of expression helps others get to know you and accept you with all your unique facets.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You have bent over so far backwards for others that you are staring at the ceiling. Just lie there and collect your resources for a long, refreshing moment. Soon it will be time to stand up for yourself. Giving too much will leave you empty, so make a promise to yourself to indulge in something wonderful right now. A tension is being strung between your work life and matters that are important to you on the home front. You must strive to balance the two or the situation will worsen.

will get back to ya'll on that one...

I'm still working on yesterdays.

Riette and Terry's SagScope for today: InfoSpace Horoscopes Sagittarius You come back down to earth after your last round of festivities. Your spirit is still jovial and expansive, but the incoming Capricorn Moon gives you a purpose and a plan. You've had a good time and have been able to relax. It is good to release some of that pressure you have been under. This could be one of your best days ever. A good day to plan for the future. If you are going on a journey, make sure your passport is in order. Visit distant countries, and make new friends.

(mental note for March: transcend! evolve!)

Cancer (June 22 to July 22) You can look forward to seven days and nights of diarrhea...and a lifetime of drinking Pepto-Bismol.

oh my.

infoseek gemini: The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn. Your ruling planet, Mercury, is going into Pisces today. This should be kind of interesting, since Pisces is in your Solar Tenth House of career and success. Many people are successful in something that they find rather confronting. For example, you would be most successful quite probably in a career where you take care of others. You're good with communication skills, so you might not have thought of that, but healing is the real avenue you could find most satisfying. Give it some thought.

alright already... gimme Aries somebody!!!

infoseek aries: The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn. You're getting a lot luckier today. Jupiter, the big planet of good luck, is going right into your sign. That's the good news. The rather tricky situation that's developing is that Mercury, the planet symbolizing the mind, is going from analytical Aquarius into emotional Pisces. Now, when Mercury is in Aquarius, it helps you figure things out more quickly. You tend to be sort of an analytical type, so that's just more power for your natural tendencies. But when Mercury is in Pisces, it's teaching you how to be sensitive, warm, cuddly and intuitive. Those are all nice qualities to have, but when you're racing full speed ahead, you might be more likely to forget all about them. That'll be your biggest problem today, so watch out for it. (your welcome stacey! *grin*)

THANKS! but it's not right... i'm RARELY analytical and ALWAYS emotional!!

oh what do the stars know anyway? (mine makes me superficial and flighty--i'm NOTHING like that in real life *giggle* (ok, not superficial)

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of February 11, 1999 Wild-hearted Mars plunged into your House of Erotic Intrigue two weeks ago, and will be swirling around in that sensitive area for an unprecedented five months in 1999. (The last time Mars made such an intense and prolonged visit here was the first seven months of 1984.) I predict that in response, most of you Cancerians will be consumed by one of two fates. Some of you will fall prey to the idiotic notion (propogandized incessantly by pop music) that love is more meaningful when it's interwoven with jealousy, deception, and obsession. Others of you will explore scarily sacred depths of intimacy with partners you'll learn to trust more than you thought possible. Decisions you make this Valentine season will have a major impact on which path you ultimately take.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Week of February 11, 1999 My Valentine's gift to you is to help you boost your sense of how attractive you are. To start, close your eyes and visualize the most alluring person you know. He or she is standing in front of you, wearing whatever you want or nothing at all. Now imagine that this gorgeous angel is gazing at you with tender desire. Bask in that aura for a while, then add to the scene another equally stunning person, also giving you goo-goo eyes. Insert still another raving beauty or irresistible hunk, and another, and another. Don't stop until you have arrayed before you in your mind's eye ten enticing people of your favorite gender--and they're all glowing with sweet hot love for you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Week of February 11, 1999 I have a special togetherness exercise for you and your Valentine. It's called Siamese Twins. First, go to a thrift store and buy a jumbo unisex outfit, like a Godzilla-sized sweater and sweat pants with a 60-inch waist. At home, strip down to your underwear, then squeeze yourselves into your joint costume. Each one of you will be able to have only one arm waving free, of course. The other will have to be wrapped around the torso of your sweetheart beneath the sweater. Similarly, each of you gets one pant leg for both your legs. Once you're ensconced, spend two hours and 22 minutes working as a single, coordinated unit: Tie shoes, prepare tea, play hopscotch. Careening crazily till you fall down is highly recommended; let's see how good you can get at lifting yourselves up when you're like a turtle on its back.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Week of February 11, 1999 Polls reveal that almost three-fourths of all people think everyone else is having more fun than they are. For Scorpios, the percentage is even higher, an incredible 88 percent. Given your preference for intensity over contentment, and deep meaning over nice gestures, your suspicions may actually have a factual basis much of the time. I can assure you, however, that they are utterly without foundation right now. Every cosmic omen is screaming to me that this Valentine season should begin one of the happiest, most pleasurable periods you've known in years.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of February 11, 1999 Which will it be this Valentine season, boss, war or love? You can't have both. Will you devote your considerable resources to designing an ingenious and covert form of revenge? Or will you channel that same energy into conjuring a breakthrough in your ability to blend compassion and lust? To define the question from a different angle, will you exultantly spew out projections of ugliness on your beloved enemy, or will you diligently hunt for the missing keys to awakening your beloved's secret fire?

Cancer's Year Ahead: You excel in snuggling. But in 1999, you'll get a crash course in sex from Mr. Libido (a.k.a. Mars). There will be a strong emphasis on hands-on experience. Classes go from January 26th to March 18th. After a review period from May 5th through July 4th, lessons resume until September 2nd. Your required reading is the Kama Sutra and The Joy of Sex. You'll have lots of homework, so get ready to burn the midnight oil.

Cancer's for the WEEKEND OF FEBRUARY 13 Don't be frustrated by the slowness of a revelation. Information that comes incrementally is more easily encoded. Mind your motives and your integrity with regard to a partner. Disappointment is no excuse to break the rules. Practice better economics so that debits don't exceed credits. A Sunday frolic with a loved one provides overdue fun.

Love those cosmic omens!! Yessir, this is going to be my millenium, I just know it...

Cancer for MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15 An unexpected disruption may dash your plans�-- but you're good in a crisis, because you're quick on your feet. The need to dance to someone else's tune makes you appreciate your own choice of music. Beware of blind optimism. Look before you leap into a seemingly great opportunity. It may not sustain the weight of your expectations, and could collapse under heavier scrutiny.

cancer's for WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17 It's a beautiful day to frolic in the recesses of memory and imagination. In other words, you need a break from reality�-- perhaps to repair a broken heart or spirit. Creativity you can't contain may lead you to investigate a new career. The steps necessary to make the transition aren't as onerous as you think. A flurry of worry dissipates as you indulge in recreation.

Gemini: 17 Feb 99 The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Pisces. Your assignment for today is to listen carefully. It looks like someone is trying to teach you something, but the lesson may not come through words alone. You're also being taught by example. A person you admire very much is quite likely to do something you find difficult. The clue here is that this person finds it easy. If you see something like that happening, pay attention. You can mimic what the other person does, even if you can't quite explain it. Imitation, besides being the very best form of flattery, is also an excellent way to learn.

so, what didja learn?

that they're sending me off into the wild blue yonder again in spring.

same bat-place, same bat-station?

nope, better locale, but still, i'll miss my baby girl's 6th b-day. she'll never forgive me :(

gemini, 19 feb: The Sun is going into Pisces and the Moon is in Aries. The Moon's transit through Aries today should let you know who your friends are. They're the ones who are bringing you good luck, but also a little stern coaching. If you get off track, one of your friends is bound to let you know about it and reel you back in. That's important, because sometimes you get sidetracked. Today, that's not a good idea. As the Sun goes into Pisces, where it'll be by tomorrow, your career opportunities start opening up. You're going to have to have done the homework, though, or you won't be ready when opportunity knocks. Today, practice.

Sorry to hear that Wolf, it would break my heart to miss one of my children's birthdays. Where are you going?

that horoscope for us twins should've read 18 feb. autumn: out in the middle of nowhere, basically.

Maine?

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Week of February 18, 1999 After a long and semi-brilliant reign as your kick-ass guide, one of your major influences is about to lose more than a little of its hold on you. This is a stealthy turning point that's best faced on an empty mind, so please wash your brain thoroughly. The fertile new imprints that are on their way will be much more effective in inspiring brainstorms if you're not being a nice, polite Crab trying to stay loyal to the memory of your old teacher.

cancer's for FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19 Don't inhale a superior's hot air. You may be impressionable, but you're not blind to the writing on the wall. Your challenge is to be a rock of stability amid a bit of a tremor. No one is better situated to look out for number one than you. Heeding your intuition means shunning those with murky motives. Follow a pleasure-seeker to a place of glee. A novelty item tickles your funny bone.

Gemini, 19 Feb. The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Aries. Don't dash off and do something today just because of a friend's suggestion. Better check and make sure that's what your client or your boss wants. What your friend thinks is appropriate might be completely different. Unless your friend is paying your salary, his or her opinion is, well, an opinion. Sorry, but that's all it amounts to. You can do projects like that on your own time, but if you're on company time, better check and make sure you're on the right track before you race off in a new direction. The odds are better you'll be asked to do something you've done before. Even if that seems confining, if that's how you pay the rent, that's what you ought to be doing. what? now's NOT a good time to give up my retirement paycheck for a job at wally world?

that implies that there is a good time for that...

(Still LOL at wer saying "Maine"...)

at least someone currently finds me useful...

Cancer's for TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23 A colleague who commands considerable respect admires your work ethic and wants to see you succeed. A great undertaking requires all the help you can get. Seek advice to nourish egos and expand your team. A little finesse and subtle leverage return positive energy and momentum. Champion change while you alternately entertain friends and exchange issues.

Gemini, Feb 24 (now this is indeed sad) " " and that's about the extent of infoseek's horoscope for gemini's today.

at least it's not bad! (maybe it was abducted by aliens...)

Cancer's for WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Eureka! A jackpot of good karma is at the other end of your rainbow of sublime kindness. You share in someone else's fair fortune, and you're also the beneficiary of returned favors. An emotional upheaval may diminish your productivity at work. Be professional, especially if you've made the mistake of mixing career and romance. You can save face despite a disgrace.

and for you, Wolf, Gemini's for WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 The influence of a friend with a heart of gold puts you in touch with your better instincts through charitable activities. Good deeds lead you to good people and luck. A partner who is riding an emotional roller coaster needs some peace and tranquility. Don't reflect any agitation you may encounter. Instead, set an example for equanimity.

oh, that can't be mine, it's implying i have friends.....*grin*

mine do that to me sometimes, too!

well, good thing all of us with no friends hang out here together *smile*

something like that...

gemini: 26 feb 99 The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Cancer. Today could turn out to be a challenge, not just for you, but for everybody. It looks like it starts out with a breakdown in communication. Somebody says one thing, but other person hears something completely different. This is not all that unusual, actually. It happens all the time. But today, you might be amazed to see how big a spread there can be between what was said and what was heard. Keep that in mind if you're giving any kind of instructions or orde s. You might even want to have people repeat back to you what they heard, so you can put in the correction earlier rather than having to deal with the messes later. repeat after me.....