screwed's first 5-word story

~CherylB Thu, Oct 14, 2004 (15:27) #701

Bubble on her very own

~SBRobinson Thu, Oct 14, 2004 (16:21) #702

pink barbie phone, espically since

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (00:19) #703

he died last year. Usually

~SBRobinson Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (13:22) #704

when he met women, they

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (13:51) #705

greeted him with a big

~CherylB Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (14:13) #706

raspberry blown in his face.

~zx6rider Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (14:40) #707

Today, as luck would have

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (14:40) #708

Mr. Bubble is survived by

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (14:41) #709

oops... disregard as Gena and I were typing at the same time ;o}

~SBRobinson Fri, Oct 15, 2004 (17:36) #710

it, the mermaid was completely

~bayouvetty Sat, Oct 16, 2004 (08:49) #711

fagged. She had been up

~zx6rider Sat, Oct 16, 2004 (12:45) #712

partying with Nemo all night

~bayouvetty Sun, Oct 17, 2004 (13:40) #713

at the Blow Fish Club.

~wolf Mon, Oct 18, 2004 (15:45) #714

That didn't stop her from

~SBRobinson Mon, Oct 18, 2004 (16:00) #715

hitting on the Char Monkey

~bayouvetty Mon, Oct 18, 2004 (16:44) #716

with the cute arse. They

~SBRobinson Mon, Oct 18, 2004 (17:47) #717

danced the night away and

~bayouvetty Mon, Oct 18, 2004 (18:10) #718

ate sushi. Sadly, they were

~CherylB Tue, Oct 19, 2004 (10:51) #719

stricken with seafood poisoning, alas,

~SBRobinson Tue, Oct 19, 2004 (13:38) #720

and died. The End. Chapter 15 -

~wolf Tue, Oct 19, 2004 (20:53) #721

*LAUGH* how sad!!! Though Mr. Bubbles was presumably

~SBRobinson Wed, Oct 20, 2004 (17:53) #722

an imaginary character, he had (*Ha Ha Ha* i just couldnt resist ;-) i like the fresh start with Mr. Bubbles though!)

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (09:18) #723

real life issues. His therapist

~SBRobinson Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (12:12) #724

was Mr. Rogers. He warned

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (13:38) #725

that "the land of Make-believe" (took a little poetic licence w/ the hyphen to keep it a 5 word story)

~zx6rider Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (17:16) #726

was for Bush's campaign managers

~SBRobinson Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (19:08) #727

and Kerry's christmas in Cambodia. (Hi zx6rider! let's try to keep this story unpolitical :-) i won't Kerry bash if you won't Bush bash!)

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 22, 2004 (19:15) #728

Mr. Bubble hoped to achieve

~wolf Sun, Oct 24, 2004 (17:45) #729

political peace but, alas, his

~SBRobinson Mon, Oct 25, 2004 (16:36) #730

hopes were in vain. He

~bayouvetty Mon, Oct 25, 2004 (17:19) #731

started a chinchilla ranch in

~zx6rider Mon, Oct 25, 2004 (19:29) #732

Waxahachie Texas, down the road

~bayouvetty Tue, Oct 26, 2004 (15:38) #733

from Renee' Zellewgger's ex boyfriend

~SBRobinson Tue, Oct 26, 2004 (16:58) #734

who liked her better blond.

~wolf Tue, Oct 26, 2004 (18:42) #735

Mr. Bubbles did too and

~bayouvetty Wed, Oct 27, 2004 (16:13) #736

told her so. She decided

~wolf Wed, Oct 27, 2004 (17:18) #737

to seek the advice of

~zx6rider Thu, Oct 28, 2004 (07:56) #738

Star Jones and Sandra Bullock

~bayouvetty Thu, Oct 28, 2004 (15:27) #739

as they were authorities on

~wolf Thu, Oct 28, 2004 (16:54) #740

this kind of thing. First,

~zx6rider Fri, Oct 29, 2004 (08:36) #741

they went shopping, then they

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 29, 2004 (10:21) #742

had a Botox treatment. Everything

~wolf Fri, Oct 29, 2004 (15:55) #743

was going as planned until

~bayouvetty Fri, Oct 29, 2004 (16:57) #744

they ran into Cher at

~wolf Fri, Oct 29, 2004 (22:32) #745

Hills and Dales. She had

~bayouvetty Sat, Oct 30, 2004 (09:10) #746

just finished eating an enormous

~wolf Sat, Oct 30, 2004 (10:06) #747

cheeseburger and 54 beers. They

~bayouvetty Sat, Oct 30, 2004 (10:45) #748

made her feel bloated. She

~wolf Sat, Oct 30, 2004 (21:18) #749

took Gas-X and was fine.

~zx6rider Sun, Oct 31, 2004 (17:22) #750

Afterwards Star, Cher and Sandra

~bayouvetty Sun, Oct 31, 2004 (19:49) #751

went to see Alice Cooper

~wolf Sun, Oct 31, 2004 (20:55) #752

in concert at the local

~zx6rider Mon, Nov 1, 2004 (07:53) #753

piano bar. They drank Cosmopolitans

~bayouvetty Mon, Nov 1, 2004 (16:44) #754

with the Metro Gals as

~SBRobinson Tue, Nov 9, 2004 (21:07) #755

they bemoaned the canceled premier.

~bayouvetty Mon, Nov 15, 2004 (11:39) #756

Something was terribly wrong with

~SBRobinson Tue, Nov 16, 2004 (13:25) #757

the monkey. He was so

~CherylB Thu, Nov 18, 2004 (18:43) #758

clammy to the touch, it

~wolf Thu, Nov 18, 2004 (19:36) #759

reminded the ladies of vacationing

~bayouvetty Fri, Nov 19, 2004 (10:44) #760

in a morgue. They quickly

~SBRobinson Fri, Nov 19, 2004 (15:38) #761

decided to move to a

~bayouvetty Fri, Nov 19, 2004 (16:04) #762

bed and breakfast in Derbyshire.

~SBRobinson Tue, Nov 23, 2004 (20:39) #763

Near the town of Lambton,

~wolf Thu, Nov 25, 2004 (09:37) #764

~wolf Thu, Nov 25, 2004 (09:37) #765

*oops* they met up with a

~SBRobinson Fri, Nov 26, 2004 (15:28) #766

Six fingered Scots man named

~wolf Fri, Nov 26, 2004 (16:35) #767

Six Fingerered B*****d. He was

~bayouvetty Wed, Dec 8, 2004 (09:08) #768

known for always carrying a

~wolf Wed, Dec 8, 2004 (20:17) #769

pair of mittens ready for

~bayouvetty Fri, Dec 10, 2004 (09:05) #770

dinner. He was married to

~CherylB Fri, Dec 10, 2004 (13:11) #771

a woman with three thumbs

~wolf Fri, Dec 10, 2004 (17:56) #772

who was really talented at

~bayouvetty Sat, Dec 11, 2004 (18:10) #773

oragami. She once folded someone's

~wolf Sat, Dec 11, 2004 (18:28) #774

underpants into a sushi plate.

~visitor Wed, Dec 15, 2004 (16:26) #775

Besides having three thumbs, she

~wolf Wed, Dec 15, 2004 (17:15) #776

could contort her ears into

~visitor Thu, Dec 16, 2004 (20:32) #777

various animals, like clowns make

~CherylB Fri, Dec 17, 2004 (12:21) #778

animals from twisted up balloons.

~57loulou Sun, Dec 19, 2004 (03:47) #779

~bayouvetty Sun, Dec 26, 2004 (08:53) #780

They sat down to enjoy

~wolf Sun, Dec 26, 2004 (15:21) #781

a piping hot cup of

~bayouvetty Mon, Dec 27, 2004 (15:33) #782

lobster stew, the specialty of

~visitor Mon, Dec 27, 2004 (20:14) #783

a former zoo where the

~wolf Tue, Dec 28, 2004 (09:54) #784

only beast on display was

~bayouvetty Tue, Dec 28, 2004 (17:26) #785

elusive tri-tongued gecco. Known for

~wolf Wed, Dec 29, 2004 (14:37) #786

its innate ability to sense

~visitor Wed, Dec 29, 2004 (17:51) #787

when something needed to be

~MarciaH Tue, Feb 22, 2005 (20:58) #788

eaten from the wall lingually