screwed's first 5-word story

~ratthing Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (10:52) seed

the rules are simple: each response should be 5 words long. and all of the responses should be able to be linked together to form a story!

~ratthing Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (10:53) #1

It was a dark and

~autumn Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (14:44) #2

musty closet they found themselves

~ratthing Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (14:58) #3

eating in. Pizza and rat

~riette Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (15:49) #4

thingies. Tasty thingies, those.

~autumn Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (20:07) #5

So anyway, they decided to

~ratthing Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (21:17) #6

leave the closet and head

~autumn Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (21:39) #7

to the bomb shelter for

~KitchenManager Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (23:14) #8

a quick game of Monopoly.

~riette Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (01:50) #9

But it was boring with

~KitchenManager Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (02:26) #10

no extra bananas or ice

~riette Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (07:22) #11

to mash up inside

~stacey Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (19:05) #12

their panties. So they crawled

~KitchenManager Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (23:02) #13

out of the closet towards

~riette Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (01:28) #14

the bed. Under it they

~ratthing Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (08:55) #15

found what appeared to be

~autumn Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:31) #16

funky little pieces of

~riette Tue, Aug 25, 1998 (01:03) #17

baby crap. How these got

~KitchenManager Tue, Aug 25, 1998 (23:41) #18

under the grilled cheese sandwiches

~riette Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (01:49) #19

nobody knew. But hunger is

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (07:39) #20

is an obvious choice for

~autumn Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:37) #21

people without food. So they

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:40) #22

ate dinner and built a

~autumn Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:44) #23

model airplane to hang in

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:56) #24

the refrigerator with both of

~autumn Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:22) #25

the model Panzer tanks. Next

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:23) #26

to the pickled turkey gizzards,

~stacey Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:37) #27

sat the Commandant, with four

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:43) #28

inches of salami extruding from

~stacey Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:53) #29

his left ear. Under the

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (13:11) #30

tattoo of Great Britain he

~autumn Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (15:32) #31

had an extra finger growing

~KitchenManager Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (15:36) #32

there as well. Now, however,

~ratthing Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (21:36) #33

both the finger and tattoo

~riette Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (01:42) #34

popped off in what seemed

~KitchenManager Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (09:15) #35

to be a defensive measure

~riette Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:20) #36

against acute bodily disintegration.

~ratthing Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (23:43) #37

Terrified, the homosexual midgets that

~riette Sat, Aug 29, 1998 (01:12) #38

were admiring the tattoo, dashed

~autumn Sun, Aug 30, 1998 (16:24) #39

out to their waiting car.

~riette Mon, Aug 31, 1998 (01:35) #40

The got in, closed the

~ratthing Tue, Sep 1, 1998 (21:27) #41

open festering wound on the

~KitchenManager Tue, Sep 1, 1998 (23:20) #42

Real Doll that came in

~terry Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (15:22) #43

with the extra orifices included

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (16:34) #44

(at no extra charge) for

~autumn Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (23:19) #45

the FE secretions! What a

~riette Fri, Sep 4, 1998 (05:31) #46

bloody mess. Now somebody would

~ratthing Fri, Sep 4, 1998 (09:32) #47

normally be repulsed by this

~autumn Fri, Sep 4, 1998 (23:30) #48

but we are just amused.

~riette Sat, Sep 5, 1998 (01:53) #49

Rolling on the floor laughing

~stacey Sun, Sep 6, 1998 (03:21) #50

at the five-toed sloth that

~ratthing Sun, Sep 6, 1998 (15:53) #51

looked as if it had

~autumn Sun, Sep 6, 1998 (22:10) #52

just gorged itself on a

~terry Mon, Sep 7, 1998 (07:43) #53

nice, big, fat potato patty

~riette Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (03:56) #54

with some dip to go

~terry Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:24) #55

along with it, ya know.

~riette Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (01:52) #56

Then the following thing happened:

~ratthing Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (09:20) #57

Time, as we know it

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (09:42) #58

backed up a step, turned

~ratthing Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (22:07) #59

back two centuries, then began

~riette Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (05:29) #60

the singing of the famous

~riette Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (05:29) #61

Z�rich gay choir.

~autumn Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (21:36) #62

Then they all went straight

~ratthing Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (11:21) #63

and obsessed over pornographic images

~riette Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (01:03) #64

of naked turtles in Gstaad.

~wolf Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (12:00) #65

Centuries later, the turtles are

~riette Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (13:02) #66

taken to Hollywood, where they

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (12:43) #67

make money at being naked.

~riette Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (14:25) #68

One of these famous turtles

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:30) #69

sold statuettes of his own

~autumn Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (22:29) #70

Naked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

~riette Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (01:26) #71

The fortune they made from

~autumn Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (17:21) #72

their honey mustard empire was

~riette Mon, Sep 21, 1998 (22:01) #73

handed over to the Swiss

~ratthing Mon, Sep 21, 1998 (22:25) #74

Cheese Authority, which is responsible

~riette Mon, Sep 21, 1998 (22:54) #75

for punching holes in them.

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (03:27) #76

Never ones to be discouraged,

~terry Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (07:17) #77

they ordered a revolutionary punch

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (07:21) #78

bowl to use as a

~ratthing Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (10:35) #79

odd sex toy to attempt

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (11:33) #80

the political coup of the

~riette Thu, Sep 24, 1998 (01:30) #81

White House.

~autumn Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (13:32) #82

Easily accomplished with a cigar,

~KitchenManager Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (14:08) #83

and navigated through the hallways,

~riette Sat, Sep 26, 1998 (00:47) #84

in all SORTS of ways

~autumn Sat, Sep 26, 1998 (22:13) #85

at all SORTS of times

~riette Sun, Sep 27, 1998 (03:51) #86

and sordidly.

~stacey Mon, Sep 28, 1998 (20:25) #87

But on the eve of

~riette Tue, Sep 29, 1998 (01:23) #88

the attacks from Mars, they

~terry Tue, Sep 29, 1998 (20:00) #89

put Monica on the lawn

~stacey Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (03:00) #90

calling out all of the

~riette Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (07:30) #91

cigars that didn't have sex

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (11:43) #92

but really, really wanted to.

~riette Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (13:29) #93

Now president Clit-on stepped forward....

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 30, 1998 (20:37) #94

tripping over the old Ford

~riette Thu, Oct 1, 1998 (01:27) #95

advert lying on the pavement.

~autumn Thu, Oct 1, 1998 (15:54) #96

Helping Monica to her knees,

~KitchenManager Sun, Oct 4, 1998 (16:58) #97

thereafter introducing her to the

~riette Mon, Oct 5, 1998 (02:30) #98

Spice Girls, dressed in their

~terry Tue, Oct 6, 1998 (21:10) #99

bras and skimpy panties only.

~KitchenManager Tue, Oct 6, 1998 (23:54) #100

Feeling as overdressed as always,