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screwed's first 5-word story

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~SBRobinson Fri, Mar 29, 2002 (11:02) #201
With the St. Bernard was,
~MarciaH Fri, Mar 29, 2002 (19:39) #202
The Abominable snowman lunging at
~autumn Sat, Mar 30, 2002 (19:07) #203
the Loch Ness monster, visible
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 1, 2002 (12:14) #204
through the telescope, attached to
~autumn Fri, Apr 5, 2002 (13:59) #205
the prow of our boat.
~SBRobinson Fri, Apr 5, 2002 (14:57) #206
The boat was pink and
~MarciaH Fri, Apr 5, 2002 (16:27) #207
sinking rapidly into the sea
~autumn Tue, Apr 9, 2002 (17:57) #208
We swam towards the shore
~MarciaH Tue, Apr 9, 2002 (19:43) #209
chased by an enormous menacing
~wolf Wed, Apr 10, 2002 (16:06) #210
shark, a great big white
~SBRobinson Wed, Apr 10, 2002 (17:43) #211
It raced forward, jaws snapping
~MarciaH Wed, Apr 10, 2002 (18:18) #212
spurring us onward faster still
~autumn Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (11:04) #213
until, panting, we flopped onshore.
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (16:36) #214
Exhausted, we slept till sunrise
~wolf Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (17:15) #215
despite the strange noises from
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (17:28) #216
the wild tropical birds flying
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (20:31) #217
over the erupting volcano
~AotearoaKiwi Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (20:44) #218
as the ground shook the
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (20:46) #219
and the earth opened up.
~wolf Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (21:11) #220
But we were wore-out, nothing
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 15, 2002 (23:21) #221
left to do but pray
~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 16, 2002 (09:59) #222
that we would be rescued
~AotearoaKiwi Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (01:54) #223
In the meantime a new
~SBRobinson Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (09:40) #224
problem arose. We were attacked
~autumn Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (14:24) #225
by killer bees swarming us
~MarciaH Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (15:22) #226
but instead of stinging us
~SBRobinson Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (15:30) #227
they burst into song; "Oklahoma..."
~MarciaH Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (15:39) #228
accompanied by their whirring wings
~SBRobinson Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (15:41) #229
& a flock of nearby geese.
~MarciaH Wed, Apr 17, 2002 (15:56) #230
honking and buzzing was deafening
~autumn Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (14:07) #231
so we killed them all.
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (14:09) #232
Stranded on a deserted island,
~wolf Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (17:01) #233
I'm sure glad I had
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (17:03) #234
a sexy Navy Seal to
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (18:06) #235
share the dark of night
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (18:09) #236
and protect me from harm.
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (18:19) #237
which was lurking in the
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 22, 2002 (18:25) #238
dark, creepy night. A breeze
~autumn Tue, Apr 23, 2002 (14:32) #239
stirred over our sweaty, naked
~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 23, 2002 (16:14) #240
toes. Luckily, i had painted
~wolf Tue, Apr 23, 2002 (17:07) #241
them neon green so that
~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 23, 2002 (18:03) #242
i could find them in
~autumn Wed, Apr 24, 2002 (14:08) #243
the dark. On the island
~wolf Wed, Apr 24, 2002 (18:39) #244
there were many caves and
~MarciaH Wed, Apr 24, 2002 (20:02) #245
bats and other crawly things
~SBRobinson Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (14:20) #246
That SEAL came in handy. (bug killing detail)
~MarciaH Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (14:46) #247
He was the Navy's finest
~SBRobinson Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (14:51) #248
and my personal hero. Unfortunately,
~MarciaH Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (15:35) #249
Because he brought along a
~SBRobinson Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (15:42) #250
Big Bird doll, i thought
~wolf Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (17:33) #251
does he have any friends?
~SBRobinson Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (17:53) #252
Maybe Bert and Ernie? Or
~wolf Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (17:59) #253
someone without a big bird?
~SBRobinson Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (18:28) #254
Like another Navy SEAL? or
~MarciaH Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (19:50) #255
even a geologist with a
~MarciaH Thu, Apr 25, 2002 (19:50) #256
(This is getting hilarious!!!)
~SBRobinson Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (10:02) #257
Blue Tooth named Harold. So,
~MarciaH Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (15:52) #258
taking up my rock hammer
~SBRobinson Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:15) #259
i put up the hammick
~MarciaH Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:23) #260
Harold motioned to join me
~autumn Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:27) #261
but brought Big Bird too.
~SBRobinson Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:36) #262
*Laughing* So i brought Bert & Ernie
~wolf Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:44) #263
and Oscar the Grouch who
~SBRobinson Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (16:58) #264
sneezed and sprayed cookie crumbs
~MarciaH Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (18:53) #265
all over the jellyfish I
~wolf Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (20:11) #266
had just rescued from the
~MarciaH Fri, Apr 26, 2002 (22:24) #267
clutches of a huge hungry
~wolf Sat, Apr 27, 2002 (12:01) #268
giant turtle who was at
~MarciaH Sat, Apr 27, 2002 (14:44) #269
was basking just off shore
~wolf Sat, Apr 27, 2002 (15:37) #270
but close enough to me
~MarciaH Sat, Apr 27, 2002 (17:45) #271
to bite my finger off
~autumn Sun, Apr 28, 2002 (12:23) #272
We roasted the jellyfish and
~MarciaH Sun, Apr 28, 2002 (15:46) #273
made a sauce from the
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (09:40) #274
left over cookie crumbs. Next,
~autumn Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (12:12) #275
took a hike to investigate
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (12:44) #276
the alligator swamp near by.
~wolf Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (17:45) #277
I wish Steve Irwin was
~SBRobinson Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (18:17) #278
here, but alas, he was
~MarciaH Mon, Apr 29, 2002 (20:20) #279
one swamp ahead of us
~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 30, 2002 (09:36) #280
wearing Bert & Ernie underwear.
~MarciaH Tue, Apr 30, 2002 (18:00) #281
tucked into his turban which
~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 30, 2002 (18:14) #282
gave him a huge wedgie. (*snicker* i couldnt resist) ;-)
~wolf Tue, Apr 30, 2002 (18:55) #283
*LAUGH* So, I continued with my
~MarciaH Tue, Apr 30, 2002 (19:30) #284
*laughing too hard to see my monitor* scavaging for dinner on the
~SBRobinson Wed, May 1, 2002 (09:36) #285
beach. Luckily i found three
~autumn Wed, May 1, 2002 (13:48) #286
crocodile eggs and fried them.
~SBRobinson Wed, May 1, 2002 (15:15) #287
Yum, yum! they were tasty
~wolf Wed, May 1, 2002 (17:37) #288
but mama croc wasn't happy!
~SBRobinson Wed, May 1, 2002 (17:46) #289
So i killed her and
~wolf Wed, May 1, 2002 (21:10) #290
made a nice handbag to
~MarciaH Wed, May 1, 2002 (22:32) #291
coin purses from the kids
~SBRobinson Thu, May 2, 2002 (09:43) #292
& hat with the left overs.
~autumn Thu, May 2, 2002 (19:44) #293
How very chic I looked!
~MarciaH Thu, May 2, 2002 (23:21) #294
and no place to go
~SBRobinson Fri, May 3, 2002 (10:10) #295
but up a tree and
~wolf Fri, May 3, 2002 (17:01) #296
knock down some coconuts and
~SBRobinson Fri, May 3, 2002 (17:38) #297
make a coconut bra. However,
~MarciaH Fri, May 3, 2002 (23:40) #298
looking around for a skirt
~wolf Sat, May 4, 2002 (11:22) #299
I found the most interesting
~MarciaH Sat, May 4, 2002 (20:44) #300
length of snakeskin with the
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