screwed's first 5-word story

~wolf Sun, May 5, 2002 (12:18) #301

fangs still attached. I also

~MarciaH Sun, May 5, 2002 (12:25) #302

made earrings out of the

~autumn Sun, May 5, 2002 (13:52) #303

pretty shells I found beachcombing.

~MarciaH Sun, May 5, 2002 (16:29) #304

and made a shark tooth

~wolf Sun, May 5, 2002 (17:43) #305

hatchet so i could easily

~MarciaH Sun, May 5, 2002 (21:38) #306

carve myself an ornament for

~MarciaH Sun, May 5, 2002 (21:39) #307

notching my bedpost each time

~SBRobinson Mon, May 6, 2002 (09:42) #308

the 'caught' the Navy SEAL.

~autumn Mon, May 6, 2002 (18:58) #309

LOL! I was pretty proud of

~MarciaH Tue, May 7, 2002 (00:15) #310

my rapport with marine animals

~SBRobinson Tue, May 7, 2002 (09:54) #311

*giggling* in uniform and out. However,

~MarciaH Tue, May 7, 2002 (14:47) #312

This SEAL brought a friend

~MarciaH Tue, May 7, 2002 (14:48) #313

whose green bean casserole was

~wolf Tue, May 7, 2002 (17:05) #314

topped with those cruncy things

~SBRobinson Tue, May 7, 2002 (17:39) #315

and bacon bits. We ate

~wolf Tue, May 7, 2002 (19:01) #316

until we were stuffed before

~MarciaH Tue, May 7, 2002 (20:53) #317

we noticed lurking in shadows

~autumn Tue, May 7, 2002 (22:48) #318

an elephant seal, who challenged

~SBRobinson Wed, May 8, 2002 (09:55) #319

the Navy Seal to Limbo Contest.

~wolf Wed, May 8, 2002 (18:03) #320

I thought this should be

~SBRobinson Thu, May 9, 2002 (09:47) #321

a fun way to check

~autumn Thu, May 9, 2002 (13:36) #322

out who was more limber.

~SBRobinson Thu, May 9, 2002 (14:54) #323

Not to mention their abs!

~MarciaH Thu, May 9, 2002 (21:32) #324

Seal knees are famous for

~SBRobinson Fri, May 10, 2002 (09:36) #325

their curly, pretty hair, that

~wolf Fri, May 10, 2002 (20:24) #326

can be braided in three

~MarciaH Fri, May 10, 2002 (20:27) #327

corn rows complete with beads

~MarciaH Fri, May 10, 2002 (20:28) #328

that dangle around their ankles

~wolf Fri, May 10, 2002 (20:43) #329

*giggling* and make little jingling sounds.

~MarciaH Fri, May 10, 2002 (22:12) #330

The evny of all who

~wolf Sat, May 11, 2002 (10:16) #331

could hear it over the

~autumn Sat, May 11, 2002 (12:20) #332

dull roar of the surf.

~wolf Sat, May 11, 2002 (17:19) #333

Found an empty turtle shell

~MarciaH Sat, May 11, 2002 (18:17) #334

just the right size for

~autumn Sun, May 12, 2002 (18:03) #335

a cup. I poured some

~MarciaH Sun, May 12, 2002 (22:45) #336

intoxicating liquid for both SEAL

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (09:34) #337

and seal, and then myself.

~autumn Mon, May 13, 2002 (12:57) #338

We quickly became intoxicated and

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:11) #339

danced by the light of

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:29) #340

a firefly. Until we heard

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:34) #341

a Marimaba band coming closer

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:35) #342

accompanied by 50 trumpeting elephants

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:49) #343

all wearing pink tutus, and

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (15:54) #344

large purple hats with ostrich

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (16:04) #345

feathers dyed green, orange and

~wolf Mon, May 13, 2002 (17:13) #346

yellow. The parade finished out

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (17:42) #347

with a Tucan Sam clutching a

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (17:43) #348

with a resplendant fire engine

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (17:46) #349

lol ROTF kmfita

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (17:54) #350

followed by street sweepers from

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:03) #351

London. They magically disappeared when (what is kmfita?) :-)

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:06) #352

(kicking my feet in the air) a brigade of Blues and Royals

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:08) #353

stopped in to have tea. (ahh... *kicking right back at 'cha*)

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:14) #354

with the Queen at the

~SBRobinson Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:41) #355

bea hive, nesseled nearby. We

~wolf Mon, May 13, 2002 (18:45) #356

found bees in our bonnets.

~MarciaH Mon, May 13, 2002 (19:30) #357

and honey in our money

~SBRobinson Tue, May 14, 2002 (09:34) #358

and rocks in our socks

~autumn Tue, May 14, 2002 (14:52) #359

and it was all good.

~SBRobinson Tue, May 14, 2002 (15:04) #360

(espically the Wiskey) Soon we

~wolf Tue, May 14, 2002 (18:41) #361

found ourselves at the foot

~SBRobinson Tue, May 14, 2002 (18:43) #362

of a huge mountain. It

~wolf Tue, May 14, 2002 (18:44) #363

had smoke coming from the

~MarciaH Tue, May 14, 2002 (21:19) #364

the foot and summit caldera

~wolf Wed, May 15, 2002 (19:16) #365

. Seal wanted to know what

~MarciaH Wed, May 15, 2002 (19:21) #366

that gooey stuff felt like

~wolf Wed, May 15, 2002 (19:22) #367

so he climbed up and

~MarciaH Wed, May 15, 2002 (19:26) #368

stuck his tool into the

~SBRobinson Thu, May 16, 2002 (13:12) #369

hot moist center. He hickuped

~MarciaH Thu, May 16, 2002 (16:48) #370

belching flaming fumes dragon-like

~SBRobinson Thu, May 16, 2002 (17:04) #371

in their heat. I saw

~MarciaH Thu, May 16, 2002 (17:11) #372

visions of the lost Atlantis

~SBRobinson Thu, May 16, 2002 (17:28) #373

& Disneyland Paris -which made me

~wolf Thu, May 16, 2002 (19:13) #374

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA* laugh with girlish delight and

~MarciaH Thu, May 16, 2002 (19:38) #375

grabbing a lollipop I boarded

~SBRobinson Fri, May 17, 2002 (10:01) #376

a nearby camel & set off

~autumn Fri, May 17, 2002 (12:50) #377

for the caldera's hot interior.

~SBRobinson Fri, May 17, 2002 (14:43) #378

The camel's name was

~MarciaH Sat, May 18, 2002 (23:27) #379

Madame Pele and I knew I

~SBRobinson Mon, May 20, 2002 (09:47) #380

was in trouble because she

~MarciaH Mon, May 20, 2002 (21:43) #381

made the ground quake violently

~SBRobinson Tue, May 21, 2002 (09:52) #382

Thankfully, the Navy SEAL was able

~MarciaH Tue, May 21, 2002 (14:42) #383

to offer Pele a virgin

~SBRobinson Tue, May 21, 2002 (14:58) #384

-himself (much to my shock!)

~MarciaH Tue, May 21, 2002 (15:12) #385

Struggling mightily she pulled him

~SBRobinson Tue, May 21, 2002 (15:16) #386

back from the edge, determined

~autumn Tue, May 21, 2002 (16:13) #387

to spare him certain death.

~SBRobinson Tue, May 21, 2002 (16:16) #388

and if i was lucky,

~wolf Tue, May 21, 2002 (17:10) #389

I'd get to him first!

~SBRobinson Tue, May 21, 2002 (17:25) #390

He was quite Hot from

~MarciaH Tue, May 21, 2002 (23:29) #391

struggles with Pele, but hungered

~SBRobinson Wed, May 22, 2002 (12:30) #392

for vegetable soup and perhaps

~autumn Wed, May 22, 2002 (12:55) #393

a goathead floating in it.

~SBRobinson Wed, May 22, 2002 (13:57) #394

Where we'd get the goat

~MarciaH Wed, May 22, 2002 (15:31) #395

He's Greek! He goes nowhere

~wolf Wed, May 22, 2002 (17:06) #396

without wearing his special thermal

~SBRobinson Wed, May 22, 2002 (17:07) #397

mittens. His fingers were so

~MarciaH Wed, May 22, 2002 (18:36) #398

delicate they could discern detail

~MarciaH Wed, May 22, 2002 (18:37) #399

***oops, make that sensitive, not delicate!

~SBRobinson Thu, May 23, 2002 (09:40) #400

invisible to the naked eye.