screwed's first 5-word story

~autumn Thu, May 23, 2002 (20:16) #401

After chopping off his head,

~wolf Fri, May 24, 2002 (11:14) #402

and watching it run around

~autumn Fri, May 24, 2002 (14:58) #403

we prepared a delicious stew.

~MarciaH Sat, May 25, 2002 (14:57) #404

complete with a large salad

~wolf Sat, May 25, 2002 (18:13) #405

and coconut dressing on the

~MarciaH Sat, May 25, 2002 (19:13) #406

side. French bread was served

~autumn Sat, May 25, 2002 (20:09) #407

with a wheel of Camembert,

~MarciaH Sat, May 25, 2002 (22:13) #408

and luscious sweet ripe mangoes

~SBRobinson Tue, May 28, 2002 (11:19) #409

we picked ourselves. Soon we

~wolf Tue, May 28, 2002 (18:03) #410

found ourselves full and sleepy.

~MarciaH Tue, May 28, 2002 (21:40) #411

and on soft grass under

~SBRobinson Wed, May 29, 2002 (14:32) #412

a mango tree. There were

~MarciaH Wed, May 29, 2002 (17:01) #413

a zillion fruit flies there (Hey, I know these things - we have mango trees along some highways!)

~SBRobinson Wed, May 29, 2002 (17:04) #414

Our fly swatter had a

~MarciaH Wed, May 29, 2002 (17:10) #415

handsome bone handle set with

~SBRobinson Wed, May 29, 2002 (17:12) #416

pretty pink sea shells. It

~wolf Wed, May 29, 2002 (17:22) #417

was at least a foot

~MarciaH Wed, May 29, 2002 (22:34) #418

~MarciaH Wed, May 29, 2002 (22:35) #419

longer than Seal's. It worked

~SBRobinson Thu, May 30, 2002 (09:43) #420

beautifully, despite the big hole.

~MarciaH Thu, May 30, 2002 (20:14) #421

in the back where the

~SBRobinson Fri, May 31, 2002 (09:36) #422

splinters were particularily sharp. We

~wolf Fri, May 31, 2002 (19:08) #423

laid some coconut hulls in

~MarciaH Sat, Jun 1, 2002 (23:17) #424

the pattern of an elaborate

~SBRobinson Mon, Jun 3, 2002 (09:43) #425

Tic Tac Toe board. Next,

~wolf Mon, Jun 3, 2002 (17:09) #426

we had to find the

~SBRobinson Mon, Jun 3, 2002 (17:19) #427

little pink bottle Genie lived

~wolf Mon, Jun 3, 2002 (20:08) #428

in before she moved in

~MarciaH Mon, Jun 3, 2002 (23:43) #429

with the Navy SEAL. Where

~SBRobinson Tue, Jun 4, 2002 (10:24) #430

Major Nelso found her and

~MarciaH Wed, Jun 5, 2002 (03:40) #431

Thinking quickly won her in

~SBRobinson Wed, Jun 5, 2002 (10:18) #432

a minute by kissing her

~MarciaH Wed, Jun 5, 2002 (14:49) #433

Violins played. Dolphins danced. Euphoria

~SBRobinson Wed, Jun 5, 2002 (15:13) #434

filled the night. The AirForce

~wolf Wed, Jun 5, 2002 (18:26) #435

painted the scene on an

~SBRobinson Thu, Jun 6, 2002 (09:54) #436

old canvas left over from

~wolf Thu, Jun 6, 2002 (17:38) #437

a FedX box that washed

~SBRobinson Thu, Jun 6, 2002 (17:45) #438

ashore & was bleached dry by

~wolf Thu, Jun 6, 2002 (20:54) #439

the salt, sun, and wind.

~SBRobinson Fri, Jun 7, 2002 (09:42) #440

CHAPTER FOUR A New Beginning:

~MarciaH Sun, Jun 16, 2002 (00:51) #441

Deep in the woods of

~SBRobinson Mon, Jun 17, 2002 (09:36) #442

100 Acres, there lived a

~MarciaH Tue, Jun 25, 2002 (13:50) #443

Lovely young maiden of wealth

~MarciaH Tue, Jun 25, 2002 (13:51) #444

three eyes and a pet groundhog

~SBRobinson Tue, Jun 25, 2002 (14:31) #445

who wore a yellow ribbon

~SBRobinson Wed, Jul 24, 2002 (11:49) #446

& gold pearl earrings on

~MarciaH Fri, Jul 26, 2002 (14:14) #447

her peachy pink ear lobes.

~SBRobinson Mon, Jul 29, 2002 (11:10) #448

They were stunning. How she

~MarciaH Mon, Jul 29, 2002 (18:35) #449

wished he would return! Long

~SBRobinson Tue, Jul 30, 2002 (16:27) #450

lonely months she had waited

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 1, 2002 (19:52) #451

lamenting her lost knight in

~SBRobinson Fri, Aug 2, 2002 (10:58) #452

Sleeping Beauty's Castle. He had

~MarciaH Sun, Aug 4, 2002 (17:21) #453

taken the key to her

~wolf Sun, Aug 4, 2002 (18:31) #454

(ok, i've completely lost track of this tale)

~SBRobinson Mon, Aug 5, 2002 (18:50) #455

(we started a new chapter ....location is now a castel rather than island)

~MarciaH Tue, Aug 6, 2002 (18:02) #456

Chastity Belt when he went

~MarciaH Tue, Aug 6, 2002 (18:03) #457

On the Crusades leaving her

~wolf Tue, Aug 6, 2002 (19:10) #458

alone with his disabled valet.

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 7, 2002 (22:02) #459

"Pox!" she cried in vexation.

~wolf Thu, Aug 8, 2002 (18:18) #460

His only disability was his

~SBRobinson Fri, Aug 9, 2002 (18:25) #461

inability to quote Shakespeare properly.

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 16, 2002 (22:27) #462

His love was obvious, but

~SBRobinson Fri, Aug 23, 2002 (12:05) #463

alas, she loved another. So

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 23, 2002 (21:48) #464

Heart-broken he rode off seeking

~SBRobinson Mon, Aug 26, 2002 (12:06) #465

his own true love. He

~MarciaH Thu, Dec 12, 2002 (20:08) #466

was still disguised as a

~wolf Mon, Jan 6, 2003 (09:36) #467

loch ness monstor wearing a

~MarciaH Fri, Mar 7, 2003 (13:38) #468

kilt, Glengary cap and sporran

~SBRobinson Sun, Mar 9, 2003 (16:56) #469

-causing the ladies to swoon (hi Marcia! missed you *blowing kiss*)

~MarciaH Mon, Mar 10, 2003 (10:31) #470

A gentle breeze lifted his (EsBee, I got your messages but was unable to return them.I'll be back! We NEED to do lunch!)

~SBRobinson Tue, Mar 11, 2003 (19:39) #471

kilt, showing off his large *wicked laugh* ;-P

~MarciaH Wed, Mar 12, 2003 (14:55) #472

(you are SO naughty) ego and the reason for

~SBRobinson Wed, Mar 12, 2003 (17:33) #473

so many racing female hearts ;-P

~MarciaH Tue, Mar 18, 2003 (22:38) #474

A surprise breeze caught him

~SBRobinson Fri, Mar 28, 2003 (14:19) #475

unawares, and he shivered in

~MarciaH Tue, Apr 1, 2003 (00:45) #476

anguish as he tried to

~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 1, 2003 (12:45) #477

block the cold wind from

~MarciaH Sun, Apr 20, 2003 (21:51) #478

freezing his assets. Suddenly a

~SBRobinson Tue, Apr 22, 2003 (10:55) #479

beautiful young nymph appeared before

~MarciaH Fri, May 2, 2003 (18:25) #480

a pond with a serpent

~SBRobinson Tue, May 6, 2003 (13:20) #481

clasped in her hand. It

~MarciaH Wed, May 7, 2003 (00:03) #482

had a long tail and

~wolf Sat, May 10, 2003 (09:52) #483

*LAUGH* eyes that could steal your

~MarciaH Sun, May 11, 2003 (00:59) #484

soul. Despite the scales on

~SBRobinson Tue, May 20, 2003 (14:10) #485

it's nose, it had a

~MarciaH Fri, May 23, 2003 (16:22) #486

pompon on his impressively huge

~SBRobinson Wed, May 28, 2003 (12:24) #487

wart, which looked remarkably like

~MarciaH Sat, May 31, 2003 (17:39) #488

Queen Victoria in high dugeon

~SBRobinson Mon, Jun 2, 2003 (12:28) #489

after secretly kissing Mr. Brown.

~MarciaH Mon, Jun 9, 2003 (22:17) #490

They were secluded and apart

~MarciaH Mon, Jun 9, 2003 (22:24) #491

wrestling in the undergrowth for

~wolf Wed, Jun 11, 2003 (18:34) #492

the set of keys to

~SBRobinson Thu, Jun 12, 2003 (14:00) #493

the secret meeting room, where

~MarciaH Thu, Jun 12, 2003 (22:56) #494

her lace chamise had fallen

~SBRobinson Mon, Jun 16, 2003 (16:23) #495

to the floor, leaving her

~MarciaH Wed, Jun 18, 2003 (23:15) #496

quite compromised. He offered her

~SBRobinson Wed, Jan 7, 2004 (18:46) #497

Chocolate, roses and love notes

~paula Fri, Jan 9, 2004 (01:51) #498

scrawled in blood. An amputated

~SBRobinson Fri, Jan 9, 2004 (17:57) #499

limb lay beside her on

~paula Sat, Jan 10, 2004 (17:13) #500

her bed of nails. Aghast,